#wholesome as heck

[toruandmidori]

There’s nothing cooler than kind. 

Introducing our range of cheeringly cute, colourful, hand drawn wholesome slogan shirts! 

Featuring mindful, hopeful and happy sayings and available to buy online in a range of colours now!

Great gifts for friendly pals.

Check out the full range here, individual links below: 

KIND AF

DON’T BE A DICK

STAY HUMBLE

[ohforfrithssake]

Okay but look at the first photo and tell me that doesn’t look like a screenshot from Leverage

“Why is snoop dogg at the Olympics-“

WRONG QUESTION!

WHY ISNT MARTHA STEWART THERE WITH HIM?

[sophsicle]

2 all who celebrate

[puppyie-innit]

thinkin bout a ler playin pat-a-cake with their lee >:3

The ler’s grin stretches wide, a mischievous glint flickerin in their eyes as they lean closer, hands poised like a playful predator ready to pounce. Their fingers hover momentarily before tappin rhythmically against the lee’s tummy, starting the familiar and oh-so-devious game of “Pat-a-cake.”

🎶 “Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker’s man,” 🎶

Their singsong voice is light and teasin, the cadence perfectly matchin the gentle taps and pokes delivered to the soft surface beneath their fingers. Each poke elicits a spark of giggles from the lee, whose resolve crumbles almost immediately. They squirm, their shoulders twitchin as they fight the urge to pull away, but the bubblin laughter spillin from their lips betrays their motives.

The ler’s fingers gain momentum, dartin and dancin quicker with every beat. Their grin grows even wider as they watch the lee’s laughter rise, the soft “eek!” slippin out as the lee’s body flinches beneath the relentless tappin.

🎶 “Bake me a cake as fast as you can!” 🎶

The ler’s voice is lilting, full of playful mock-seriousness, while their fingers press just a little harder, teasin the lee’s sensitive sides with pokes and prods and the occasional scribble. The poor lee gasps between giggles, their pleas tumbling out in broken protests. “Nooo-hohohoho! Stahahahap!” they squeal, their squirmin now more desperate, though they can’t seem to wiggle far enough away from the ler’s dexterous fingers.

🎶 “Roooooollll it, paaaat it, and mark it with a B!” 🎶

As they sing the next verse, the ler takes their time, draggin their knuckles in a rolling motion over the lee’s belly, mimickin the kneadin of dough. The sensation draws another round of helpless laughter, the lee’s high-pitched giggles blendin with the ler’s teasin chuckles. With every “pat,” the ler applies a playful pressure, delightin in how the lee’s breath hitches and their laughter rises in pitch. And as they dramatically enunciate the final “B,” their fingers curl slightly, nails scratchin over the lee’s sides, diggin just enough into a sensitive spot that makes the lee shriek with mirth.

“Ohhh, what’s this?” the ler teases, their voice drippin with faux innocence as their fingers trail up to the lee’s ribs, tracin lazy, infuriatin circles. “My little one likes this game, don’t they? Looks like I’m bakin’ up somethin’ extra ticklish here!” Their drawl is as relentless as their touch, makin the lee’s face flush a deep shade of pink as they thrash about.

“THIHIHIS IS SOHOHO STUHUHUPIHIHIHID!” the lee manages to squeal, though their protests are lost amid their uncontrollable laughter.

🎶 “And toss it in the oven for baby and me!”🎶

The ler punctuates the final line by dippin their head down to nuzzle their face right in the center of the lee’s tummy, lingerin for dramatic effect. Then, without warning, they take a deep breath and blow a loud, buzzin raspberry on their belly button. The vibration jolts through the lee’s entire body, sendin them into hysterical, breathless laughter. Their legs kick out wildly, and their hands weakly push at the ler’s head, though it’s clear they’re far too lost in their giggle-fit to mount any real resistance.

The ler sits up, their face alight with playful triumph as they watch the lee’s flushed, crimson red face. “Awww,” they coo, “mockingly” affectionate, “looks you can’t take it. Guess I’ll just have to keep bakin’ until we get this recipe just right!”

With that, they dive back in, their fingers wigglin mercilessly over the lee’s tummy, sides, and ribs, each touch accompanied by laughter that fills the room like a melody.

[fireyartccoon]

“Fox or not, you’re still my little buddy, Tails, and I can ensure you nothing will ever change that’’

This thing:

[whereismyhat5678]

I would like you to please give me a moment of your time. 👍

For anyone who needs to hear this, I sincerely mean it. You are awesome. You are amazing. And you, are very very VERY talented. Thank you for your time 🫶

[toruandmidori]

There’s nothing cooler than kind. 

Introducing our range of cheeringly cute, colourful, hand drawn wholesome slogan shirts! 

Featuring mindful, hopeful and happy sayings and available to buy online in a range of colours now!

Great gifts for friendly pals.

Check out the full range here, individual links below: 

KIND AF

[nickeldalm]

honestly i don’t know ajsdlkf

[twistofstory]

The ultimate f-boy (affectionate)

[drummergetwicked]

My heart! My ovaries! So freakin sweet. He seems like such a good girl dad. 🥰

[sharlmbracta]

this was official source material btw

[purplesimmer455]

Riley heads to the living.room and greets their wife Stephanie with a kiss. "Hey baby, how was work?" Stephanie asks. "Good, how did your writing go?" Riley asks. "Surprisingly well. I'm starting off with something easy, a book on Voidcritters, and I'm halfway done already." Stephanie says and Riley grins. "That's good. I know the kids will love to read it, especially when they find out that their mom wrote it. I just want to say that I'm proud of you, Steph*, and I'm always here if you want someone to proofread or even just brainstorm ideas with." They say as Stephanie smiles, trying not to get too teary eyed. "Thanks baby." She says as Riley pulls her in for a kiss.

Riley then goes to check in on their kids and they greet both kids with a cheek kiss, and Nancy and Haruo are so excited to see their parent back home. The three of them head inside, and after Riley changes into their home clothes, they sit with their kids at the Kotatsu. Nancy and Haruo rush to tell their parent about their respective day. Haruo tells Riley about his classroom Turtle that his teacher let's everyone takes turns to feed and play with, and Nancy tells them about how her art teacher said they're going to take a field trip to a museum next month. Riley smiles as Nancy and Haruo bicker playfully about whether horses or goats are better, before asking Riley for their opinion and the three of them having a goofy discussion.

[evildilf2]

I’m about to say something sooooo Reddit…

[puppyie-innit]

evil idea >w<

ler who softly shushes their lee an uses a sickly sweet tone whenever they make noises, or even talk, ticklin em at a excruciatingly rapid speed when any of it slips out. the ler might use this to their advantage, their touch remainin feather-light, for now..

“hi lil one! yur jus the cutest little thing in the whole wide world! so adorable an tickliiissshh.~” *leanin down to try an hear the lee’s response* “hm, silence. that means you agree with me!!”

*a squeck an a defiant “NU” escapes the lee, then their eyes widen- realizin that the ler has tricked em*

“uh oh.~ somebody spoke and made a noise, you know what that means… don’t you~?”

[toreii]

Chief: “After entering the magic area, the gear’s activity limit is about 20 minutes.”

Ortho: “20 minutes. Just that…!”

Director: “The purpose of this insertion mission is not to subdue Malleus Draconia.”

Director: “Once you have set up the analysis anchors in the area, you are to return to headquarters immediately.”

Ortho: “Okay.”

Chief: “Finally, let’s review the most important thing for this mission.”

Chief: “……Okay? Ortie.”

Chief: “You absolutely, absolutely, can’t be reckless. If you get scared or think it’s dangerous, be sure to turn back.”

Chief: “Understood?”

Ortho: “Yup, got it!”

Chief: “……That’s all you have to say?”

Chief: “Geez! Just because you understand. You don’t listen to what mama has to say at all!”

Chief: “Why are boys like this? Mama, no amount of heart is enough.”

Chief: “You’re just like your big brother. Once you decide to do something, there’s no stopping it.”

Ortho: “Mom…”

Chief: “See. Papa, say something!”

Director: “……Ortho. This is a problem that ‘S.T.Y.X. and the Magical Force should deal with.”

Director: “There is no need for you to go to that island, and put yourself in danger.”

Director: “It’s okay……you don’t have to go.”

Ortho: “Dad…”

Ortho: “Thanks. Treating me, a humanoid, like a real family member. I’m happy.”

Ortho: “But, I don’t want to see you lose your precious son anymore.”

Ortho: “It’s only something I can do. So, I’ll go.”

Ortho: “And, I will definitely save my brother.”

Ortho: “This is my……our ‘will’.”

Director ・Chief: “…………………”

Chief: “Ortie. You’re one of our precious sons.”

Chief: “Promise me. You’ll absolutely come back safely.”

Ortho: “……Yeah. I promise.”

Chief: “Then, let’s hug. A promise hug.”

Ortho: “Hehe. I’m fully charged! Well, I’ll depart early.”

Ortho: “Nii-san awaits, at Sage’s Island!”

[tributes-vamps-and-ginnyweasley]

Why did nobody tell me that The Middle is so good???