#jsuds

[drummergetwicked]

Jason Sudeikis in Colossal

If so evil why sex shaped?

[addieisnotawriter]

THE DUET WE NEVER THOUGHT WE NEEDED

[calzone-d]

Masterlist

Hi, I’m cal, and this is my masterlist! I write for Ted Lasso/Jason Sudeikis. My inbox is always open for requests or just to talk! I’ll write one-shots, blurbs, headcanons, or we can just bounce concepts off each other! I’d like to note that I am towards the end of nursing school, so I may not get to any asks immediately!

*Some thoughts/concepts/blurbs may not be linked here, but can be found by searching “ted lasso thoughts”, or “my writing.”

*Other tags I use: dad!ted, dad!jason, mom!reader, sub!ted, jason sudeikis rpf

*This blog contains NSFW content, 18+ only! I’m not responsible for the content you consume.

*I do not write OC’s, all of my fics are x reader

-Ted Lasso x Fem!Reader———————

One Shots

Movie Night (smut)

After celebrating Richmond’s latest win, Ted invites you back to his hotel room for a movie night. You don’t watch much of the movie.

Like Father, Like Son (fluff)

You wake up in the middle of the night to Ted and Henry being sick.

Couch Kisses (smut)

An imagine inspired by my post about kissing Ted’s bulge over his khakis.

Something New (smut)

You and Ted finally drabble into the dom/sub dynamic. (sub!ted, softdom!reader)

Reconnected (fluff)

After Ted and your daughter recover from being sick, they’re both ecstatic to see you again.

Nightmares (angst/fluff)

When Ted has a nightmare, feeling your baby kick calms him down.

Helping Hands (comfort/fluff)

You come home from a long day to dinner and a clean house, courtesy of Ted and Henry.

Accidents Happen (comfort/fluff)

Henry is still learning how to hold his new baby sister.

Close Call (angst/comfort)

Ted gets a call no one could’ve prepared him for while at work

Unplanned Sleepovers (angst/comfort/fluff)

Henry finds you crying and insists on spending the night with you, while also finding a new nickname for you. Ted comes home and joins the action.

Only You (smut)

You and Ted have a moment alone in a closet at Roy and Keeley’s wedding.

Always There (comfort/fluff/smut)

You have a heart to heart with Henry before comforting ted in a way that only you can.

Sunscreen (fluff)

You spend a little time flirting with Ted during a team beach day.

Growing (fluff)

A glimpse into a domestic morning with Ted, before a serious conversation ensues.

Headcanons/Drabbles

showering with ted

random HC about Ted taking care of you while you’re drunk, plus non-alcohol related domestic dad!Ted

Ted + your baby bump HC’s

Ted + books/reading HC’s

power outage with Ted & Henry

waking up next to Ted

Ted + your newborn baby girl HC’s

Ted comforting you when you’re hurt, sick, and sad.

giving Ted a blowjob

reader is worried Ted misses his old family, and he reassures her he doesn’t

Ted and reader on a break HCs

Ted and reader doing yoga HCs

being a couch potato with Ted HCs

giving ted a blowjob to help him relax HCs

reader snaps at Ted after a bad day

cockwarming with ted

Ted + reader w/ a stomachache HCs

reader sitting in Ted’s lap while he fingers her

ted & panty sniffing x reader

Multi-part Fics

Mild Misunderstandings (angst/fluff)

A stressful week begins to take its toll on you and Ted.

part one

part two

Lover’s Exploration (smut)

Ted takes interest in a previous sexual encounter you bring up, and wants to try it.

part one

part two (coming soon!!)

Prompt List Works

I don’t know how much longer I could’ve taken this..

-Jason Sudeikis x Fem!Reader——————-

One Shots

Taking Care (smut)

After a long two weeks of quickies, you and Jason find time to play with a new buttplug you ordered.

Riding Dirty (smut)

You ride Jason for the first time.

Quality Time (fluff)

When Jason gets injured, you spend some quality time with the kids.

Headcanons/Drabbles

jason eating reader out HCs

jason + praise kink + riding (nsfw)

Prompt List Works

wait, don’t go.. please..

breaking down mid-hug because they just needed it so much

-Kinktober 2023------

Mirror Sex (Jason Sudeikis x Fem!Reader)

Phone Sex (Ted Lasso x Fem!Reader)

Breeding Kink (Jason Sudeikis x Fem!Reader)

Overstimulation (Jason Sudeikis x Fem!Reader)

Pregnancy Kink (Ted Lasso x Fem!Reader)

Gentle Femdom (Ted Lasso x Fem!Reader)

Bondage/Edging/Toys Night (Jason Sudeikis x Fem!Reader)

Surprise kink!!! (Ted Lasso x Fem!Reader)

[sneaky-salty-bitch]

Ted Lasso: the number one shipper of RoyKeeley

[livelaughloveleonsk]

I was literally so happy a second ago why am I like this

[gaytedlasso]

Trent has been feeling very inspired by something lately… yes you guessed it, he got a new copic marker set ! ✌️🌈✨

Ted just happens to have nice hands that’s nothing special ofc why do you ask

[nerdgirljen]

I… okay, I admit I watched for Jason, but the end, tho.

[mellasso]

Magic Eye Shark Movie - The Rewrite ft. Jason Sudeikis

Bonus:

[sarahsardines]

i gasped … CAUSE LOOK AT HIM OMG

[here-there-everyfuckenwhere]

Launching headlong back into my Ted/Trent insanity <333

[drummergetwicked]

Dreamy fuck. 🥰💖

[addieisnotawriter]

this duet was everything

[calzone-d]

Thinking about Jason giving reader so much praise and he knows you love it

foaming at the mouth as usual.. i think this was intended to be smutty? hope so anon bc that’s where i went <3 this is nsfw you’ve been warned

also thank you guys for being so patient w me, summer semester SUCKS, but this time next year i’ll be a nurse 😛

okay you can find my masterlist here!

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“mm- fuck, jase..”

your voice was low and breathy as you sunk down on his cock. his hands held you tight at your waist, jaw slacked and panting before he was even fully sheathed inside you.

as always, it was a stretch. you couldn’t just slam right down on him, even after all the foreplay in the world. and just as he always did, jason pulled you in and kissed you hard. it was all tongue and moans, with one of his large hands moving to the back of your neck.

as soon as he could, he grabbed your hair and gently tugged your head back to give his lips a fair shot at your neck.

“mmm, that’s it, honey. s’my girl.. look at you- shit.”

his words were strained and followed by a grunt as you sunk further down.

jason’s lips scattered wet kisses down the side of your neck, he was doing all he could to please you. his hands returned to your waist once he could tell you were getting antsy. you bounced as softly as you could, already feeling so full.

“y’take it so fuckin’ well, sweetheart..”

your pussy clenched and you whimpered at his words. he sat upwards in a way that allowed him to lean forward and tongue at the swell of your breasts.

at this angle, your clit barely grazed his pubic bone the further down you bounced. he could tell what you were trying to do when you began rocking forward every couple bounces, just feeling the tip of his cock prod against your walls.

jason’s thumb found your clit when you had almost made it all the way down. it seemed as if he was becoming just as desperate as you, if not more.

“all the way, sweetheart.. all of it.. mhmm.”

he hummed contently once you put all of your weight onto his pelvis, and placed his feet flat on the mattress behind you.

“jase.. it’s- oh fuck.”

his knees were now close enough beside you that you could put your hands on them and hold some of your weight there.

“s’all yours, hun..”, his voice was tight and scratchy.

all of your work was done, he decided for you, as he grabbed a tight hold of your waist. you didn’t have to move a muscle as he bounced you on top of him and met your pussy with his hips.

he was practically using you like a toy, and you snuck a hand down to your clit while you watched his bearded jaw clench.

the sounds echoing through the room were just crude, but it only added to the experience. you were so wet and it had all dripped down to the base of his cock, making for an even hotter sight as you cast your eyes downward.

jason’s thrusts became more erratic and desperate and you could tell he was nearing his orgasm as fast as you approached yours.

“jase, i- oh my god..”

“i know, hun.. -fuck m’right there baby. take it.. shit.”

his words trailed off into an open mouthed groan as he held you down on his cock and filled you up. the feeling of his cock throbbing inside of you sent you right over the edge, making you squirm and buck your hips on top of him.

“shit, sweetheart…” he murmured when he pulled you off and flipped you around so that you were lying down.

you couldn’t even reply as you tried catching your breath, and when he came back with the washcloth he had an amused look on his face.

before you could ask any questions, his fingers were prodding at your oversensitive folds. he softly gathered his thick cum and fingered it back into you.

“took all of it, didn’t you hun?”

your cheeky smile encouraged him to throw the washcloth aside and settle between your quivering thighs for more.

[sneaky-salty-bitch]

The way the loud cheering scares him and catapults him back to reality and away from a panic attack.

[tinylilemrys]

New meme format just dropped

Blank for your meming needs:

[gaytedlasso]

so there I was, blue paint on my titties

~

happy bday jason

aka the picture as if should’ve been taken: sans both shirt and hair dye