#jsuds

[drummergetwicked]

Jason Sudeikis in Colossal

If so evil why sex shaped?

[addieisnotawriter]

THE DUET WE NEVER THOUGHT WE NEEDED

[livelaughloveleonsk]

I was literally so happy a second ago why am I like this

[calzone-d]

Thinking about Jason giving reader so much praise and he knows you love it

foaming at the mouth as usual.. i think this was intended to be smutty? hope so anon bc that’s where i went <3 this is nsfw you’ve been warned

also thank you guys for being so patient w me, summer semester SUCKS, but this time next year i’ll be a nurse 😛

okay you can find my masterlist here!

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“mm- fuck, jase..”

your voice was low and breathy as you sunk down on his cock. his hands held you tight at your waist, jaw slacked and panting before he was even fully sheathed inside you.

as always, it was a stretch. you couldn’t just slam right down on him, even after all the foreplay in the world. and just as he always did, jason pulled you in and kissed you hard. it was all tongue and moans, with one of his large hands moving to the back of your neck.

as soon as he could, he grabbed your hair and gently tugged your head back to give his lips a fair shot at your neck.

“mmm, that’s it, honey. s’my girl.. look at you- shit.”

his words were strained and followed by a grunt as you sunk further down.

jason’s lips scattered wet kisses down the side of your neck, he was doing all he could to please you. his hands returned to your waist once he could tell you were getting antsy. you bounced as softly as you could, already feeling so full.

“y’take it so fuckin’ well, sweetheart..”

your pussy clenched and you whimpered at his words. he sat upwards in a way that allowed him to lean forward and tongue at the swell of your breasts.

at this angle, your clit barely grazed his pubic bone the further down you bounced. he could tell what you were trying to do when you began rocking forward every couple bounces, just feeling the tip of his cock prod against your walls.

jason’s thumb found your clit when you had almost made it all the way down. it seemed as if he was becoming just as desperate as you, if not more.

“all the way, sweetheart.. all of it.. mhmm.”

he hummed contently once you put all of your weight onto his pelvis, and placed his feet flat on the mattress behind you.

“jase.. it’s- oh fuck.”

his knees were now close enough beside you that you could put your hands on them and hold some of your weight there.

“s’all yours, hun..”, his voice was tight and scratchy.

all of your work was done, he decided for you, as he grabbed a tight hold of your waist. you didn’t have to move a muscle as he bounced you on top of him and met your pussy with his hips.

he was practically using you like a toy, and you snuck a hand down to your clit while you watched his bearded jaw clench.

the sounds echoing through the room were just crude, but it only added to the experience. you were so wet and it had all dripped down to the base of his cock, making for an even hotter sight as you cast your eyes downward.

jason’s thrusts became more erratic and desperate and you could tell he was nearing his orgasm as fast as you approached yours.

“jase, i- oh my god..”

“i know, hun.. -fuck m’right there baby. take it.. shit.”

his words trailed off into an open mouthed groan as he held you down on his cock and filled you up. the feeling of his cock throbbing inside of you sent you right over the edge, making you squirm and buck your hips on top of him.

“shit, sweetheart…” he murmured when he pulled you off and flipped you around so that you were lying down.

you couldn’t even reply as you tried catching your breath, and when he came back with the washcloth he had an amused look on his face.

before you could ask any questions, his fingers were prodding at your oversensitive folds. he softly gathered his thick cum and fingered it back into you.

“took all of it, didn’t you hun?”

your cheeky smile encouraged him to throw the washcloth aside and settle between your quivering thighs for more.

[gaytedlasso]

Trent has been feeling very inspired by something lately… yes you guessed it, he got a new copic marker set ! ✌️🌈✨

Ted just happens to have nice hands that’s nothing special ofc why do you ask

[sneaky-salty-bitch]

Like mother, like son.

[nerdgirljen]

I… okay, I admit I watched for Jason, but the end, tho.

[mellasso]

Magic Eye Shark Movie - The Rewrite ft. Jason Sudeikis

Bonus:

[sarahsardines]

i gasped … CAUSE LOOK AT HIM OMG

[tinylilemrys]

New meme format just dropped

Blank for your meming needs:

[thatonesquintern13]

saw someone on twitter petition for hannah waddingham to be persephone in disney pjo but i’m here to start the jsuds as the voice of blackjack the pegasus campaign

[drummergetwicked]

Dreamy fuck. 🥰💖

[addieisnotawriter]

this duet was everything

[mexicangela]

jason sudeikis quite literally makes me kick my feet and giggle

[calzone-d]

"breaking down mid-hug because they just needed this so much" with Jason please!!!

oh really?

love bringing up the angst and scandals. who cares if some of this isn’t 100% accurate let me be delusional.

read more here!

tw: olivia, cheating, mentions of failed marriage, mentions of divorce

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you’d heard it from jason before you’d seen the pictures. olivia had chunked their marriage away for harry styles. she’d spent plenty of time with him on her movie set, and while you knew she was kind of a spoiled brat with jason, you never thought she’d actually cheat.

by the time he’d arrived at your house with the kids, you already had your spare room set up. the kids looked happy as ever, completely oblivious to the situation.

jason, on the other hand, didn’t look too well. his phone kept a buzzing and ringing from all the calls and texts from her. it wasn’t easy to hide the disgust in his voice when he took her call in the next room.

you took the kids grocery shopping to give him space to cool down, and they were over the moon for a sleepover at your place.

jason seemed a lot more calm once you’d all returned. the kids wanted to spend the evening watching tv on your back patio, so you let them have fun while you tried your best to comfort jason.

“i just…really? i mean, fuck! we had a fucking family. what did i do that was so fucking wrong?”

“jase, you didn’t do a thing and you know that.”

“i knew things were getting rocky, but i didn’t think it was because she was fucking some kid!”

he rubbed his hands over his face and took in a shuddery breath. when his hands stayed on his face for a moment, you stepped towards where he was sitting on one of your barstools. you slid an arm around his shoulders and one on the back of his neck, holding him to you.

the way he squeezed you made it seem like he hadn’t been held in forever.

“s’feels so good..”, he relaxed in your arms.

after a few seconds you felt him began to shake, and heard him sniffling. his tears soaked the shoulder of your t-shirt and it was warm against your skin.

“should’ve left her years ago.. just tried stayin’ and acting like things were good so otis would be happy growin’ up, you know?”

you nodded and rested your cheek on the top of his head while your fingers stroked at his back through his shirt.

“he was, hun. still is.. you’re the best dad to those kids, don’t let her mistakes make you doubt that..”

his arms had found their way around your waist and he held you tightly to him. “that’s the thing, she doesn’t think it was a mistake! she thinks that it was totally justifiable! but i can’t even take a 10 minute phone call from you, o-or bring the kids over without being called a cheater!”

you just held him tight while he let it all out. this had clearly been pent up for a while.

“and as soon as I got the balls to leave, she ditches the birth control and fuckin’ gets pregnant with daisy. i didn’t even know she’d quit! which, i’m not saying i wish she wouldn’t, that’s my baby girl. it just felt so convenient for her.. she knew i’d reached my limit with her. all she ever wanted was a girl. gives otis the cold shoulder half the time just to spoil dais.. i wouldn’t change a thing but i wish she just had better fuckin’ morals, or.. or something.”

you sighed against his head. “there’s not too much you can do about that, other than just keep being the best dad like you have been.. when they get older they’ll realize how much time and care you put into them. deservedly so… they’re great fuckin’ kids, jase.”

he let out a huff that somewhat sounded like a chuckle.

“i just don’t know what the fuck to do now..”

“look, you guys can all stay here tonight. for as long as you need, you know that.”

he nodded against you.

no other words were spoken as your hand moved from the back of his neck up into his hair. he relaxed even more at the feeling of you twisting his graying locks through your fingers. after a few seconds you softly pressed a kiss to his temple, and that’s when the dam broke.

he let out a soft whimper into the fabric of your shirt and squeezed your waist when you muttered, “oh, hun..” and held him closer.

jason began crying as you held him and shushed him.

“did- did i say something? i didn’t mean to-“

“no! no.. just.. feels good havin’ you close again. s’been too long.. jus’ needed this.”

you couldn’t find the words to tell him you felt the same, but when he pressed a soft kiss to your shoulder that was now damp from his tears, you knew that he knew.

thanks for reading!

[gaytedlasso]

so there I was, blue paint on my titties

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happy bday jason

aka the picture as if should’ve been taken: sans both shirt and hair dye