#whole life has been a lie

[al-luviec]

compiled whatever this is (and I run out of tag space)

meh HoT gifs (3/?)

[h0useofw0lves]

it’s not ‘johnny wants to suck on a cock’ :(

can i share some heartbreaking news with you all

[tboyminyard]

it’s been like five years At Least of my brain being consumed by aftg what do you MEAN it’s Edgar Allan not Edgar Allen

[halfagone]

That Moment You Realize Adoption Bait Jokes Don't Really Work™️

This isn't to stop anyone from writing what they love, of course. Honestly it's not even really something I had thought about all that much until more recently. But just the other day I had been thinking about Bruce's children, and how he adopted them all and-

Bruce doesn't have a theme, I had realized with dawning shock. The only theme Bruce has is that he saw bits of himself in each one of his children and wanted to give them something better than what they had in life. Wanted them to be better than he was, as they deserved to be.

On top of that, only three of his six children actually have black hair and blue eyes. That's 50% odds. Can you really base a theme off 50% odds??? Sure Dick, Jason, and Tim might have the black hair, blue eyes theme going for them, but as much as we love them they are not the only Batfam members.

Damian has his mother's green eyes, and Cass is usually depicted with either brown, black, or grey eyes. Duke has either brown or hazel (sometimes even gold) eyes, from what I can tell. That's the other half right there.

If we counted Barbara or Stephanie, then the odds are even lower in favor for the black hair, blue eye theme. If we threw Harper or Carrie or Maps or Luke in for good measure, other members of the wider Batfamily, then the stats shrink some more.

How did I not realize this before???

Danny wouldn't stand out for having black hair and blue eyes. If he looked crazily similar to Bruce maybe, but he's just any other kid. Without good reason, and without seriously suspecting something was wrong with his homelife, Bruce wouldn't adopt Danny.

Bruce didn't even adopt Dick. He just fostered him for the whole time until he aged out of the system. I don't know if he's even been canonically adopted by Bruce. Tim literally tried to invent a fake uncle so Bruce wouldn't have to adopt him. And don't even get me started on Duke-

I just- how did I never notice this until now???

[ccbatman]

actually so evil how much of hal's internal world gets obliterated with the rewriting of his relationships with jessica and martin.

[faaun]

not to be dramatic but if my back doesn't stop hurting ill explode the world i need to STUDY

[pollen]

in physical health news, my hip wiggled itself out of place yesterday morning while i had my feet in stirrups and i think just now i got it back into its socket. hello

[modpoppy]

also freaking out a LOT because we’re actually already at uendo and my sibling had already pointed out how weird it was that i know so much about plurality and like so many plural/coded characters and i didnt deflect very well but now meeting the character i literally got on my last birthday cake and finding out theyre CANON 😭😭😭

[angelbambisworld]

So was no one gonna tell me that Gene's hair during Revenge was just a wig or was I supposed to find that out while going down another KISS rabbit hole???

Well I don't know what to believe anymore!

[danielnelsen]

things aren’t going well with peach. while i think my dad’s very right to be concerned that she hasn’t eaten anything in nearly 60 hours (obviously i am too), im becoming increasingly concerned that she hasn’t slept at all in around 36 hours and prior to that she was under anaesthetic, which isn’t exactly restful, so it’s closer to 48 hrs

like dad took her back to the vet today and we’ve got injections for her painkillers now because she’s not eating, and also injections for fluids (because she doesn’t drink; she only gets water from her food), so the not eating is Bad but also kinda under management, but if she doesn’t sleep soon i’m extremely worried. dad was like ‘if she doesn’t eat by tomorrow afternoon we’ll take her back because the injections will run out’ but like. if she doesn’t sleep tonight we have GOT to take her back first thing in the morning so they can sedate her or something

[ephemerasnape]

Daddy, No!!!! 😭😭😭

Only those who love Daddy Rookwood are allowed to make fun of him. 😭😭😭

[sp1derc1der]

Okay, I’ve just realised that Dragon!Cyrus is actually more or less a……………..

LEGLESS LIZARD

His ass is NOT beating the lizard allegations

[batcavescolony]

S5 E5 Supernatural

I'm sorry guest star Paris Hilton?

Sam and Dean's faces at the local cops stupidity 💀💀💀. Dean geeking out over James Dean's car (but it's a fake rip). They travel around the country and didn't think to learn Spanish? I feel like that'd be helpful. Don't meet your heros I guess? I feel bad for Sam, he feels bad for releasing Lucifer. Did they have Paris Hilton make fun of celebrities? Finally some reconciliation! We're moving forward, progress!

[squidcourse]

*some random person, politely telling you what endogenic systems actually are*

you, for some reason: haha, im going to tell this person how i was Horrifically Tortured for No reason

I don't like talking to endos. I know what endos are. I am not obligated to talk to them. I am not obligated to engage in debate. My time is my time. I have made that very clear. I sometimes talk about discourse, and give my opinion, but I do not make it my hobby.

I know that most of the people on here are doing that. I used to be in a discord where I watched some of the most prominent syscoursers would gather round on voice chat, get drunk or high, and then go on about what kind of stupid repetitive arguments they would start and coordinate when they would all post on a subject.

I know they still do this because despite me and them having each other blocked, I still see completely random people getting so mad that they make independent posts calling those users out by name over how awful and rage inducing a take that they made.

If you don't like that I choose to engage with discourse in a very different way, feel free to block me. If you want to get in my inbox inviting a discussion that I explicitly did not ask for, I'm not just gonna start playing by your personal rules.

I understand that there is a fringe grey area of "endogenics" who do, in a way make sense. Are somewhat reasonable. However you cannot deny that there are a lot of endogenics who treat the experience like some kind of fun aesthetic community.

Regardless of how "uwu valid" you want to act like that is, you cannot deny that a lot of people in that community are posting shit like that. I prefer just to block those tags and not engage with it at all. I block all sorts of shit on tumblr that I don't want to interact with. I curate my online experience. My "blocked" list is so fucking long that you have to record a screenrecorded video to go through it all.

I forgot what I was talking about. Goodbye. Syonara.

[caterpillarinacave]

my entire world has been flipped upside down (there is a random insignificant detail in my favorite scene I never noticed)

[quibbs126]

I want to talk about/draw angst to do with the All Ancients Disappear AU, specifically with the Dark Cacao family (other characters have angst, but they’re the ones I’m fixated on), but I can’t because I don’t have designs for them yet

I’ve at least solidified stuff for Dark Choco’s kid in this AU. He has a son named Dark Syrup Cookie, who’s made of both chocolate and strawberry syrup. He’s 8-10 years old and he listens to and trusts his father (even though he shouldn’t). He does not yet know that his reason for existence is to be a vessel for the sword (but he will eventually)