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Yikes!

The face I make when I see a dark wizard I like...

"This is a fast way to get yourself killed!"

I think this animation doesn't exist for a Dark Wizard outside of Lord of the Shore's initial ride. Unless I'm completely blind.

Repeat after me: Alohomora.

"Never come near me or my emotional support student ever again!"

sooooo usable...

Pretending I have friends.

This troll looks like he's melting.

I like pretending to be trapped by Poachers... Wish I could really be trapped (in the game at least). Funnily enough he can't see me...

So I got this amazing glitch where suddenly they couldn't see me. It was pretty cool.

They are looking right at me!

I even made friends with this nice doggy.

Mortimus drawing his wand.

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Harlow Arrestoed Momentum

Natty's butt. idk I thought it was funny

This bubble once contained Harlow. I'm not sure where he went.

I screwed around more with Lord of the Shore... After my first playthrough I would just put him away and apparate back to the place. Come to find there are actually Ashwinder and Poacher barricades and animations you'll miss by doing that.

Just a dude (who doesn't know a simple unlocking charm) and his doge.

Our boy Macnair is a lush.

Ends up, Dark Wizards are impervious to Devil's Snare. Shame....

Out of space. More Macnair to come!

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Yet more Victor Rookwood Pictures.

Every time I think I've finished with Wand Mastery...

Daddy's facial hair stumps a lot of artists... It's very patchy and inconsistent.

A few that might be new from different cutscenes.

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My ideal perspective, honestly...

COME GET ME, MISTER WIZARD - I'M A MUGGLE!

He's got the little baby bottle which shrinks before he puts it away.

Those leather pants tho...

Oh no, he found me! Hopefully I'll be getting some splinters from that table..

He, too, dreams of a better life..

idk

He snuck up on the Cragcroft capeflapper very indiscretely

"You won't like what happens if you don't start minding your own business."

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Our man Angus... pouting over his stolen sweets, maybe.

Speaking of sweets... Assassin looks almost sweet here.

In reality, I think the Executioners would be from-behind only. Unless you're extremely flexible..

Their arrivals are always the best... Purple for Ashwinders, orange for Poachers.

Ernie is hot and cool. Well, they all are, huh.

This is cute. Hadn't noticed it before.

Secretly hoping he'll notice me...

oh no..... I'm toast

Dude, no.

*smack*

One scoop of Ashwinder Soldier, please. With sprinkles.

I like him more every day.

Am I the only blind MFer that didn't realize these barrels had words on them?

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🔊 Ephemera here is very forward about wanting to bang dark wizards. No relation to me at all, no siree... 

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Ever wonder what might happen if the rightwrong person were to stumble across one of those webbed Scouts?

Take, for instance, Oswald.. completely restrained... desperate... helpless.. vulnerable.. 🤤👀

Well, @horizontaldancer0 has answered that question for us. 🔞

"Here's a welcome treat!"

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@beany122 edit. It really captures his place in my heart.

More pictures and videos of Oswald below! First, the legit stuff.

Cutest little guard in the Highlands..

"What have you done?!"

Still finding new things in this game, 500+ hours in..

He's a wistful little guy.

Now the AI, I suppose..

Begging the Renegade Fifth Year for his life?

POV: You get him at wandpoint...

The accidental stuff you will get sometimes.. but wow

Oswald is a proud drunk.

Nervous before our.. I mean.. before Elisabeth and his wedding.

It wouldn't be AI without horrors beyond your wildest imagination.

Wrong eyes and shoes but cute.

Trying to sort out the mess he's made of his life.

I share way more than this on Discord.. if you're interested, DM me

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It's driving me crazy that the mask wasn't on straight in my last video.

So here's a slightly better one. Sound on, please

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Let's be real, I want to get banged so badly by this cartoon.

Wickedness - Dark Heart x Me ❤️

AI edited, original artwork by @azrielya!

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Asking you, very nicely, to motivate yourself for this difficult task that is writing (leaving threats to Daddy Rookwood haha, sure you'd easily imagine what he'd say... well, if you're still onto him, at least). Hope you're having a great day/night and that you're well !

Thanks so much. I will really make an effort to write something soon. I have just felt tired/overwhelmed lately, and at this point need to go back and reread the last few chapters of Devoutly to get the feel for it again.

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I will tell Daddy.

He will lock you in his cabinet until you're done.

...and I will be fucking him nasty while you're detained! ehehehehehehehe

Bitch, you'd better hope I never get out of here!

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I need to write.

Send me anons threatening me if I don't write.

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A friend of mine asked for a bot with the premise of this react.

Well, here he is! 🔞

Dark wizards react [probably better than the first two i sent in...] Angus catching MC raiding his sweet stash [cakes, pastries] etc.

Dark Wizards React - 2

How would Angus react if he caught MC raiding his stash?

When he hears the telltale rustling of someone rifling through the sweets he's tucked under his bed, Angus at first doesn't believe it - Who would dare?

Upon stomping into the tent and seeing noone, Angus feels momentarily relieved, but decides to make sure his precious sweets remain unmolested. The Executioner's jaw drops when he feels around the dirt floor only to discover that his Chocolate Frogs are missing. Every last one!

The man's scream is so earsplitting that you, from where you're hiding in the corner, lose your focus, allowing your Disillusionment Charm to drop. Angus notices, and you and the burly Ashwinder lock eyes for a terrifying second.

In that moment, you truly fear for your life for the first time since you learned how to use Ancient Magic. You're frozen in your tracks long enough that the next thing you know, you're being hoisted into the air with a meaty hand around your throat.

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Oswald Sneaking a Wank 🔞

@horizontaldancer0 did this amazing illustration of Oswald (Ashwinder Scout) from Chapter 2 of Paying the Piper.

Relevant excerpt:

His ears keenly attuned to Simon’s unrelenting snoring, Oswald turned to face the side of the tent, snaking a hand down to his trousers and undoing them as swiftly and silently as possible. Finally recalling that he was indeed a wizard, he cast a quick silencing charm around his cot before taking hold of himself. The Ashwinder couldn't help but moan as he stroked his hard length firmly and decisively, his eyes falling closed at the pleasurable sensation. His own touch felt even better than he’d remembered, and before he knew it, he was on the verge of completion. . .

➡️ Click here for the full EXPLICIT version🔞

Merlin, his 🍆 looks so good 🤤

For more from the same artist, and some with the same subject manner, check out HorizontalDancer's album in the Rookwood Gang Repository!

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Silly Rookwood Gang AI

Here are some of the best of the more amusing stuff I've made with AI of our favorite Ashwinders, Poachers, and even Daddy Rookwood himself.

Angus really does look like he could be in some kind of band..

Angus and his daughter... by birth or capture is up to you.

Daddy Rookwood has a baby too. He doesn't seem too happy about it though. "What if it pisses on me?"

Scaring small children since 1860-something.

In a world full of Temu versions of himself.

10/10 would bang

Accepting requests! Give me your idea and I'll try to make it happen