#whoever posted this was soooo funny for it

[littlestarbigsky]

this took me out bc brody lowkey just got knocked down a peg SO HARD

IM DYIN

[jinx-isha-forever]

Good luck charm

(Jinx x fem!reader)

Summary: Vi, Caitlyn, and Jinx are playing Risk. You and Isha are watching.

(Risk is a strategy board game)

Warnings: none.

A/N: This is a silly idea I had over the holidays. Enjoy!

(Also, first post ever kinda nervous) 😅

“Just roll the dice already!” Jinx says dramatically, throwing her hands up.

Jinx, Vi, and Caitlyn were currently playing Risk. You and Isha decided to observe the masters at work.

“I will…. I’m just thinking it over.” Vi says looking at her troops intensely.

“Well you’re taking forever.”

Jinx grumbles folding her arms, slouching in her chair.

You return to the board game with a fresh pot of coffee, Isha following close behind with a cookie. Smiling at Jinx’s childish behavior.

“Okay, I’ve moved my troops.” Vi says with a smirk leaning back in her chair.

“It’s your turn cupcake.”

Caitlyn side eyes Vi for a sec, before she starts to strategically set down her troops.

“Soooo.” You say looking over Jinx’s shoulder.

“Do you have a plan? Or are you just making it up as you go along?”

You say teasingly to Jinx. You knew she always started with a plan and then kinda drifts off, attacking whoever she chooses to take revenge on.

Jinx turns her head looking straight at you with a dramatic, hurt look on her face.

“Do I have a plan. What kinda question is that? Of course I have a plan, and it’s a really good one too toots! You just wait till it’s my turn.”

She says putting her hands behind her head.

“I’m going to attack one of Jinx’s territories!”

Caitlyn announces picking up the dice. Jinx quickly sits up and grabs her dice as well.

“So you think you can just take one of my territories.” She says looking at Caitlyn, beginning to shake the dice.

“We’ll see about that.”

The little war goes on for a few minutes, Caitlyn ultimately winning Jinx’s territory.

“Well… I think I’m finished….for now.” Caitlyn says confidently, arranging her last troops. Clearly proud.

Jinx surprisingly says nothing. She just folds her hands together waiting for Caitlyn to finish.

It was finally Jinx’s turn.

You look over at Vi knowing she was probably the first to go.

“Ooooookay.” She finally speaks scanning every single troop. “Y/N, Isha…..drum roll please.”

She says looking over at you with a spark of mischief in her eyes.

You and Isha began to do a little drum roll with your fingers against the table.

“I have saved every single territory card this whole game and now……I’m cashing them in.”

She says in a funny voice, laying down 5 cards.

Vi and Caitlyn look at her with shocked faces.

“Noooooo.” Vi groans. Putting her head on the table.

Caitlyn watches in horror.

“I was going to do that next turn.” She says looking at You and Vi.

“Well you snooze….. you lose.” Jinx says with a smug smile, sitting down her huge army.

Jinx begins her warpath, taking out everything in her sight.

It wasn’t long before Vi’s last troop got destroyed.

“Whyyyy.” Vi cries out annoyed.

“I was so close to victory too.” She huffs.

“Are you sure about that sis.” Jinx says under her breath in a grumbled voice.

You kinda chuckle at Jinx’s words but try to stifle it when you see Vi giving you both a sharp look.

“Okey dokey.”

Jinx says picking up the dice once more, turning her attention to the last player ……Caitlyn.

Caitlyn looks up, grabbing her dice as well.

The game goes on. Jinx’s troops are starting to get pretty thin as she try’s to finish off Caitlyn.

And then finally it comes down to one more roll.

You sit there holding Isha in your lap both of you watching intensely.

Jinx picks up the dice.

Everyone nows this ones got to count. Otherwise, it will go to Caitlyn, and she will cash in her cards and do the exact same thing to Jinx.

Caitlyn looks over at Vi. She looks confident. Like she knew this was going to happen.

Jinx begins shaking the dice. But stops suddenly.

“Hey toots, Isha.” She looks at both of you. “Blow on these for me.”

She holds the dice right in front of your face. Isha looks up at you.

“This for luck or something?”

You question looking at the dice.

“Well yeah it’s for luck, and I need both of you to blow on them.” She says rolling her eyes playfully.

You look down at Isha before you both blow on the dice.

Jinx smiles. Caitlyn face palms.

The room gets quiet as Jinx rolls the dice. You hold in a breath as she lets the dice fly.

They hit the board and everyone is leaning over the table to see.

“YOU WON!” You shout!

Isha hugs you, giggling at all of the excitement around her.

Jinx moves her hand in a gun motion “pow” a smile on her face, moving Caitlyn’s last troop off the bored.

Vi sits there with a smile.

“Guess you should’ve asked me to blow on your dice.” She says nudging Caitlyn softly.

Caitlyn shakes her head in disbelief.

Jinx is now doing a victory dance and Isha joins in laughing and giggling.

You stand from your seat, Jinx tackling you in a hug.

“I guess you and Isha are my lucky charms now.” She nuzzles her nose in your neck smiling.

You smile, rapping your arms around her.

“I guess we are.”

[goldfades]

Can you do a pt.2 of UConn wbb manager headcannon pleasee

𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒 ─ UCONN WBB MANAGER

─ warnings | mentions of injuries, fluffy, nothing else?

─ taglist | @xocherishxo @iienstein @yazmunson @euphternal @uraesthete @hello-nah817 @wanderlusturous and here's a link to my taglist if anyone would like to join!!

there are soooo many videos of manager getting upset over dumb calls that they make on the court

and people like read her lips and it's so funny because she'll just cuss them out not knowing there's a camera on her

like she gets pissed but since she can't get involved, she'll just talk to herself as she takes pictures

they become reaction pictures

the caption would be like "when my mom pisses me off but i can't let her hear" or something like that

there are a lot of videos of manager being really sassy but there are PLENTY of her being a sweetheart

especially to fans!!!!!!

not necessarily like clips or anything but anyone who's met her LOVES HER

she will gladly take pics of you and the player she's with, and not only that but baby girl will get ALL the angles

it's adorable

i feel everyone is very protective of manager but ESPECIALLY kk and paige because they're like her guard dogs

this may be like a really niche example but kinda like kiyoko in haikyuu??? yeah...

also NIKA

paige/kk get really protective over literally anything so it's just them tryna make you laugh when they're protective, but you/nika have a different dynamic where it's like

if anyone tries to disrespect you, not only will they have to deal with paige/kk but NIKA

and she's sm scarier than them no offense...

you know you've made into manager's heart when she starts to tease you because she's like... not being too professional with you anymore

especially like the freshman, ooo she loves teasing them

in this ask, where nonnie talks about how the team brings out manager's soft side is sooo true

like she may seem like a cold-stone bitch but in reality, she's NOT !! not even a tiny bit, poor girl just has the worst case of rbf EVER

her soft side comes out when any of the girls get injures, oh my gosh

she's the first to come to their aid and help them

and she's always there for them after the fact cus she knows how hard injuries can be when you play a support

she's there emotionally and talks them through it, makes sure that they know they're still part of the team injury or not, and of course that she loves them!!

AND she's very soft with the girls when they're going through stuff outside of basketball

relationship issues, family issues, drama within your friendgroup, baby girl is there to help them through it!!!!!

but she's not just like "therapist" friend, trust the team in return knows when theres something up w her and will do everything in their power to help her

and jump whoever hurt you

when manager gets her nails done, the team gets SOOO hurt bc they can't get theirs done bc of basketball so they get super mad at her (jokingly ofc)

so she just rubs it in their faces to get them angry LMAOOO, its very funny to witness

every once in a blue mood, manager will post a thrist trap and OH MY GOD

the entire team is in her comments hyping flirting with her up!!

and especially after uconn kinda blows up on tiktok, you bet those old thirst traps will make themselves into the damn edits

you and paige will hang out during that time and just look at edits while laughing your asses off (but paige is lowkey into yours cus she favorites them)

OOOO AND SHE FORGETS THAT THE EDITORS CAN SEE WHEN SHE SAVES THEM SO SHE JUST GETS EXPOSED AND EVERYONE'S JUST LIKE PAIGEEEE PLS 😭😭

i feel like there's def an edit with the audio "milkshake instrumental" bc everyone thinks u give off like... mean girl vibes

BUT EVERYONE FALLS IN LOVE WITH U BC OF IT, IF THAT MAKES IT???

↳ make sure to check out my navigation or masterlist if you enjoyed! any interaction is greatly appreciated !

↳ thank you for reading all the way through, as always ♡

[themeraldee]

omggg yess i can totally see you liking comments that are from the thirsty side of the internet, because while you can’t reply because of his squeaky clean image, vought never told you you can’t like comments! 😏

“i know her back hurts after this.” a funny comment left under a picture of homie you posted, him all dolled up for a dawn of the seven premiere looking sexy as ever ofc.

“till the walls are red white and blue” a comment right under it, also liked by you. this one you actually reply with a 🇺🇸.

— NO WAY SHE JUST REPLIED TO THAT

— oh she’s a freak 🤭🤭

“homelander, you’re lucky you’re the strongest man in the world because you’re gonna need all that strength to keep me off of her 💀” left under a selfie you posted, rewarded with a like by yours truly.

“HOMELANDER CAN YOU FIGHT?!?” he saw this one on the rare occasions he uses his phone, mainly because he was looking at how gorgeous you looked but the mention of his name did catch his eye for a second. he replied with a

— “Yes”

— LMAOOO

— no way THE homelander just responded rip

— she’s all yours bro 💀

i can totally see you following fan accounts for him and one day seeing a post with a down bad caption talking about how crazy it must be in bed with him because you really can yank on his blonde locks while he’s going down on you and he won’t feel a thing, and with little thought you comment

“it’s true.”

— aWWWWHHSHSHSNWHAT WHAT

— UMMM

— NO WAY Y/N YORUE A FREAKKK

— 👀 um @ vought @ thesevenoffical @ homelander ARE YOU SEEING THIS?

— homelander more like homebanger, come get ur girl!! 😭😭😭😭😭

— I am at a loss for words

— I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE

— @ y/n PLEASE SPILL THE TEA TELL US MORE ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE I BEGGG

he has no idea about the little interaction but it definitely made your week.

also sending him stupid love memes.

you send text him this:

— Whose cat is that?

what?

— It’s a cat

yeah.

— Why did you send me this

read it.

— i’m confused

baby literally read it.

*a minute goes by*

nevermind

— OH you miss me? 😏👀

yes you idiot

— Watch your mouth

— I miss you too

— How do I send one of those Cat word pictures

😭😭

OMG YESSSSSSS thank u again for this juicy gift 😂 I love all of these!!!!

The: “HOMELANDER CAN YOU FIGHT?!?” “Yes” "she’s all yours bro 💀" has me rolling LMAO, pls I need more of him interacting on socials like that that's SOOOO funny.

You're killing it with these. Kick vought/ashley/whoever the fuck out, you're now in charge of socials 😂

You know people are constantly wondering whether he is a good boy scout missionary type in bed or if he's a freak. Finally they'll be getting a little glimpse of that at least.

"Cat word pictures" 💀💀 that's so him lmao

OMg it's funny you mention the memes. Bcs I was just thinking the other day that if you quoted memes/soundbites/the classics™ he'd have 0 clue what you're saying at all times.

I'd be blasting his phone with memes, shorts & reels and he'd have no clue wtf most of it all means 😭 he's pretty good with general pop culture, movies and traditional media but the social media part of it escapes him a bit I feel.

I know he texts like a boomer. Then once you get him using emojis he's inserting them after every word (or ending each text with 🦅🇺🇸 🦸‍♂️)

[peachhcs]

I also imagine Hannah and James keep it a secret but imagine they do a soft launch but no one knows yet so all their friends are so confused. The only people who make the connection are Sammy and will

SOFT LAUNCH INCOMING y’all i love doing social media posts and i also love starting the au with a good ol’ soft launch ☺️

hard launch coming soon and everyone’s reactions to james and hannah dating!! 😌

also in the process of making the au masterlist with the entire background + everything so stayed tuned for that

au masterlist

hannahduke a weekend in my life 🤸🏽‍♂️

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nick_moldenhauer damn you traded to the dark side in the last pic

| hannahduke forgive me nick 😔✋

tj_hughes13 michigan STATE???

| hannahduke i promise it was only for a day

user1 wait why is no one talking about pics 3 and 4???

user2 does hannah have a bf???

julianne_gelinas Girl..if u dont start explaining who pic 3 and 4 are…

| hannahduke 🤭

teddystiga_ 😦😦😦

| hannahduke what?

coleeiserman i got such whiplash from this photo. a man AND michigan state? wow

| hannahduke 😔

user3 WHO is her boyfriend??? wait

ryan.leno_4 hannah i’ve known you for like 3 years now and you’re telling me none of us know who this secret man is??

| hannahduke pls forgive me i like surprises

gabeperreault44 😦 hannah duke boyfriend alert??

| hannahduke surprise!

tyler___duke5 wait even i don’t know who this is?? who is this?? when did u get a boyfriend??

| hannahduke all great questions

drewf2 what a shocking turn of events

| hannahduke ikr

samyhughes WAIT A DAMN MINUTE…

| hannahduke …

_wilvote soooo when did this happen?

| hannahduke soo..about that..

aram_minnetian i’m shocked actually bc who is this??

| hannahduke 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️ beats me

jameshagens_4 i really like your shoes they’re cool

| hannahduke hey thanks! i like yours!

samanthaminnetian gurllll ur so crazy omg

| hannahduke :))

user4 using my full detective skills rn to see which one of these guys it is bc it HAS to be one of the hockey boys

user5 it’s so hard to figure out when they all flirt with each other in the comments

dylanduke25 wait when did you get a boyfriend???

| hannahduke good question

edwards.73 LITTLE DUKER IS CUFFED UP!!!⚠️⚠️⚠️

| dylanduke25 i feel so dumb rn

markestapa what an interesting turn of events

| hannahduke very interesting

user6 one of the country’s best gymnast is cuffed up and no one knows who is so funny to me

user7 well whoever he is must have major rizz if he pulled the hannah duke

user8 hope he knows he’s dating an olympic gold medalist 🤞🤞

danielle_minnetian damn did he pull off the road to pick those for you??

| hannahduke yes he did 😸😸

_willsmith2 crazy hannah lore drop

| hannahduke frrr

emmagcooper hannah this is so funny of you

| hannahduke hey emma thanks i’m glad you think so!

jacob_fowler24 i’m with @user4 trying to figure out who this is

| hannahduke good luck trying to figure it out :)

michaelhagens_11 wait..i’ve lowkey seen those shoes before..

| hannahduke have you now?

zeevbuium28 nooo wayyyy u soft launched someone i never thought u would

| hannahduke honestly me neither i thought i was dying alone

olivianmorriss hannah ur playing everyone rn i love it

| hannahduke my speciality 🥰

farahlipetz han this is so cutie aw

| hannahduke thanks farah 🥰

jameshagens_4 got me back and forth

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teddystiga_ now hold on..

| jameshagens_4 ?

user1 🤨🤨🤨 now when did he have a gf???

aram_minnetian HAGS NOT U TOO😭😭😭

| jameshagens_4 i’m sorry 😭

coleeiserman i’m so confused actually

| jameshagens_4 why??

| coleeiserman WHO is that 😭😭

ryan.leno_4 first hannah and now you 😭😭

| jameshagens_4 so crazy 😭

_willvote i stood up and applauded for you

| jameshagens_4 wow thanks vote

michaelhagens_11 dude..this is..interesting..

| jameshagens_4 wdym??

gabeperreault44 this is a crazy soft launch tbh

| jameshagens_4 is it?

drewf2 AYEEE i made it 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

| jamehagens_4 ofc ❤️‍🔥

jacob_fowler24 i have so many questions yet none of them are getting answered

| jameshagens_4 😦

samyhughes this is..a really suspicious post..

| jameshagens_4 what does that mean??

_willsmith2 is that..y’all are not slick with this

| jameshagens_4 i’m confused

user2 we lost another one guys wtf 😔😔

user3 HOW are all of these boston hockey players getting cuffed up???

user4 there’s something in the air over there istg

zeevbuium28 okkk haggy i see you 🙂‍↔️

| jameshagens_4 😉😉

trevorconnelly16 crazy lineup dude

| jameshagens_4 trust me i know

brandonsvoboda_ my mannn i knew u had it in you

| jameshagens_4 😌😌

emmagcooper this was such a surprise to see on my feed this morning

| jameshagens_4 ur welcome :)

hannahduke wow 2nd pic kind of gas

| jameshagens_4 thanks i really tried to make it look good

[five-thousand-loaves-of-bread]

it soooo funny see other chinese ppl ridicule US/etc people whocome onto xiaohongshu n ask how autism/disability/fatness/race n POC/etc topics be seen in china, talk abt how only you all walk on egg shells care abt identity n separation, we not see those things all people equal in our eyes & whatever bullshit

meanwhile, one example out of many:

people here will attack n curse n cyberbully you post you on “toilet” pages (basically popular blog dedicated to trash talk n cyberbully) for cosplay characters in way that not Exactly Same as original character that “out of character”

if you post your picture online ppl will post u on toilet pages ppl will talk abt u in comments ppl will vague abt you other places if you exist offline people will take picture of you n post u on toilet pages

so you get posts like people with temporary injuries like broken bone so in temporary wheelchair & also disabled ppl with visible aids ask what character they ALLOW cosplay. n ppl talking abt how many fans if see their favorite healthy nondisabled character they in love with be cosplay by people with disability/temporary injury aids they be unhappy n upset bc feel like cursed their character. n treat that as NORMAL n say that temporarily injured or disabled cosplayer should respect that / take into consideration

n posts like “my leg thick/muscly n character wanna cosplay have really thin legs what outfit to do (to hide my legs)”

n then body shape stuff too like body standard here already quite yucky n then u get fictional characters that be design as anime impossible proportions

many people against those toilet pages but not stop them from cyberbully in other ways

to be fair it not all people there people who sound nice n be like “🥺you injured you in wheelchair cosplay whoever you want don’t listen to extreme fans” but you wonder if they only say that bc it temporary injury n person still “healthy” otherwise n person can’t make magically heal / change you wonder what be different if it visibly permanent disabled person or ppl with whatever undesirable uhhh out of character trait that can be demand to change

meaaanwhile english language based social media cosplay community definitely not perfect toward disabled cosplayers by any means but what you so called “walk on eggshell identity politics” country disabled cosplayer, well, exist n do cosplay :)

[olsenmyolsen]

Hi lovely!! To answer your question about what I’d like to see in the future, first of all I just want to say that I am so so deeply glad you’ve started writing and sharing your work with us, I just think you are so so so good at writing and extremely original with each concept you come up with!! I get SO excited every time I see you’ve posted something!! Personally, my favorite fics to read are female reader with either Wanda or Natasha, or with wandanat. Hands down my most favorite fic you’ve written and that I find myself thinking about frequently is, ‘you have me for the night,’ like it is seriously mindblowingly amazing as a concept and the way you executed it!😍

My other favorites you have so kindly created and shared with us to enjoy include ‘ups and downs,’ I just can’t get over how fantastic your writing is and how funny and enthralling this story is. ‘Taste,’ simply had me in a chokehold with how hot it was and all the pining and sexual tension! Your vampire reader stories and ‘inspiration,’ are also some of my personal favorites from you.

I think I personally really like stories that have some pining and build up which you write soooo deliciously well.

I would also eat it up if you ever had any interest in a female reader and Wanda or wandanat fic with reader being a new avenger and a werewolf who discovers that Wanda (or wandanat) is her mate when she joins the team. Maybe Wanda (or wandanat) even doesn’t like reader much or doesn’t trust her when she joins so it’s like an enemies to lovers, lots of pining kind of situation.

To whoever requested this mooooonths ago, I am so so so so sorry it took me this long to complete it. I honestly started and deleted writing it like five different times. I just couldn't find the right plot in my head. But hopefully, you enjoy this <3 And I truly apologize if you're upset with some liberties I took and changed.

After Midnight

master list . maroon master list . dark master list

Yes loosely based on the Chappell Roan song :)

Monster AU (Female Werewolf Reader X Monster Hunters WandaNat)

Summary: For some time now, Wanda has had visions of you. She doesn't know who you are, but when her senses lead her and her girlfriend, Natasha Romanoff, to a club, they end up learning more about the world than they thought they knew.

Word Count: 2.6K

Content: Crowded Places, Monsters, References to Sex, Teeth, Biting, Lust

You danced in a dress that you wanted forever with red lipstick painted on your lips.

The poppy music swirled around you and through the club, as you drank and made quick friends with girls you knew wouldn't remember your name the next day.

Only the fact that your teeth sunk into their neck.

And the cry of pleasure that followed.

Regardless, with a smile, you danced and drank (as if you could even get drunk) and waited for the woman you had been dreaming of for the last few months.

A woman you knew belonged to you.

A woman who, like you, had been dreaming of someone she felt connected to.

You.

"Wanda, are you sure this is it?" Natasha Romanoff asked of her partner Wanda Maximoff as they arrived outside the club The Full Moon.

To say Natasha was annoyed would be an understatement. Her girlfriend Wanda had been having these dreams of an ethereal animalistic woman for months.

Wanda was open and honest about what she would see. Natasha almost wishes she wasn't.

Almost.

And yes, Natasha knew what she was experiencing was jealousy, but when her girlfriend says she "feels a connection" to this mysterious person, how else was she supposed to feel?

So, as the two of them entered the club, they both had their sights set on finding you. Whoever you were.

The second the pair of Monster Hunters enter the club, the hairs on the back of your neck stand up. Your sense going off. Yet, through the bodies of people in the club, you can't locate them as quickly.

Especially in your human form.

With a sigh, you give your empty glass to a hammered girl with big boobs and glasses as you leave the dance floor.

You hope to find the two monster hunters faster this way.

However, across the club, as the rainbow lights bounce off everything around Wanda and Natasha, they also sense something is off. Wanda gives Natasha a quizzical look after they order their drinks.

A purple cocktail for Wanda and a beer for Natasha.

"You sense it?" Wanda asks. Natasha nods as her eyes are already scanning what she can see. "A monster on this side of town? This late into the month? I don't know." Natasha replied to Wanda, who picked up her cocktail seconds after it was delivered.

Wanda also looks around the spacious room. "See anything?" She asks Natasha, who shakes her head. The two of them are experts in their field. They should be able to snuff out who or what is breaking the laws set before them, but they can't.

On top of that, they're off the clock.

Natasha turns back to the bar and takes a sip of her beer. Wanda looks at her girlfriend. "Let's just focus back on finding this mysterious person and figure out why I'm drawn to them."

Once again, that option isn't as thrilling to Natasha, but she follows along. She loves Wanda and knows how much this means to her. "Okay." She says, grabbing Wanda's hand and following her to the dance floor.

You move from your sat postion at a table far too close to a speaker as you watch the way a redhead follows another woman hand in hand into the crowd of drunks on the lit-up floor.

"Gotcha." You whisper spotting the off the clock Monster Hunters silhouetted in black. You smile, knowing you like to have fun with these people regardless, but it is far too late into the night for them to do anything.

After Midnight.

In the middle of a sea of people, Natasha and Wanda slowly start to lose themselves to the indie pop hits of today, but just as Wanda goes to finish off her cocktail, she gasps. Natasha immediately notices and comes to her side. "What is it?"

A vision plays out in Wanda's head—a vision you also see.

You smirk as the vision dissapears in your mind. You finally figured out what these visions mean.

"What is it?" Natasha asks as Wansa looks up and around the place. "She's here." Natasha looks as well but stops when Wanda gestures towards you, making your way through the crowd.

Natasha freezes as she looks over you. You're, of course, gorgeous (something maybe Wanda didn't fully explain), and you're wearing a red dress that hugs your curves beautifully.

Natasha looks from you to Wanda, whose mouth is slightly apart, in awe. "It's you," Wanda says, making you tilt your head with a smirk.

"Aside from my visions... Where do I know her from?" You question yourself before you stand in front of the pretty pair of faces looking at you. "Hi!" You say it with a sultry tone, making Natasha blatantly roll her eyes. Something you find amusing. Something Wanda ignores as she brings her body closer to you. "Hi." She says it with a soft, almost too-quiet tone.

"So you're from my vision." You cut to the chase as you bring your body closer to the brunette. Ignoring the glares from the redhead. "And you're from mine," Wanda replies.

Natasha huffs as she interrupts the eye fucking going on. "Okay. Yes. You have dreams about one another. What does that mean?" Natasha not so subtly moves in between you and the brunette. You look from the girl with the soft expression to the one with raging red hair. "And you are?" You say, biting back a smirk.

Natasha hates your attitude, forcing herself to narrow her eyes. She thinks you're lucky she's using all her strength not to fight you right now. "I'm Natasha Romanoff. I'm this one girlfriend." She says, pointing back to the brunette.

You smile. "Girlfriend?" You ask, questioning the other woman, who nods. "I'm Wanda. Wanda Maximoff." She extends her hand and raises her voice above the club music. You gingerly take her hand and shake it. The action sends a jolt of electricity through the two of you. Making you smile even wider.

"What?" Natasha asks as she sees the look on your face.

"It's just you two don't know why you've been having these visions, do you?" Each person shakes their head at you. "Well... there's no easy way to say this." You look around. Maybe the middle of the dance floor isn't the best place. "Follow me." You say to them, not caring if Natasha wants to follow or not.

You knew Wanda would.

You paid off the bouncer to the VIP area and closed the door to a private room. "Oh, come on." Natasha groans, seeing the bed in the middle of the room. "I didn't know The Full Moon was this kind of place." Wanda quietly held in a laugh as her girlfriend squeezes her hand. Annoyed. "It's not like that, I promise." You say, gesturing between you and Natasha, ignoring the comment about the bed as you move in front of the girlfriends.

It was just there for people to have a good time consensually.

As you look from one face to the other, it clicks for you.

However, just to be sure, you lightly sniff the air in the room, and your senses instantly alert you to the presence of two Monster Hunters.

The ones in front of you. 

You can't help but shake your head and smirk.

Of course.

"You two don't seem to know much about this place." You say to Natasha mainly. She rolls her eyes again. "Look, just tell us the real reason we're here." You put your hands up in a fake surrender and walk over the bed. Sitting down on it before moving back ever so slightly. Your covered breasts and long tan legs perfectly make Wanda want more.

"Wanda is my mate." You come right out and say it, knowing it would throw the two of them for a loop.

Also laughing knowing that they're Monster Hunters. They weren't supposed to be able to mate with said Monsters.

Wanda stares at you wide-eyed as if she can't believe what she just heard. Even if it was the truth and not that far from unbelievable.

She has witches blood in her after all.

Natasha, on the other hand, can't fathom it. She laughs like it's a big prank and steps closer to you. "Mate? Yeah right. Okay. Quit messing around around. Tell us the real reason."

You squint your eyes at Natasha and lie down on the bed. Sighing. "That is the real reason." Natasha opens and closes her mouth before stumbling to say: "Only Monsters can have mates." Natasha looks at you and slowly backs up. Grabbing a stunned Wanda, the two of them move away from the bed. "If it's true, then you're a Monster. That's why we sensed something. It was you!"

You lift your head up slightly. "First correction. Monsters aren't the only ones who can have mates. And secondly, do I look like a monster to you?"

"I th-"

"I was asking Wanda." Natasha closes her mouth and looks at her girlfriend. Her gaze on the person on the bed. You. "I.. I don't think you look like a Monster."

"Wanda!" Natasha says, unable to believe what Wanda was saying. Or trying to say. "I'm a beauty, Nat. What can I say." You smirk before looking at Natasha and winking. 

Even before tonight, she was having trouble coming up with reasons to be here, but now she's really struggling.

Natasha looks from Wanda to you once more. "What are you?"

"Wanda's mate. Now I don't know-"

"What are you really!?" Natasha asks, not wanting to hear any more about you and HER girlfriend. "Tasha." Wanda quietly says as she pulls on Nat's hand.

Wanda understands Natasha's frustrations and anger, but to Wanda, you were attractive, and Wanda did want to know more. Being rude wasn't going to solve anything.

You slowly pull yourself up and off the bed. Standing several feet away from the two. "I'm a Werewolf." You say, a tad quieter than you had been all night.

Something Natasha and Wanda picked up on.

"How do we know you're not lying?" Natasha asks, looking for more answers. "Aren't the visions enough?" You reply, almost annoyed. Natasha shakes her head. "Prove what you are."

You roll your eyes and take steps closer to Wanda and Natasha. Neither woman moving away. They're intrigued. You lift your upper lip up so the Monster Hunters can see a large canine tooth form before going away.

"The closer it gets to a full moon, the harder it becomes to control my human form."

Silence rests between everyone.

"Funny name for a bar then, no?" Wanda breaks the tension with a joke that makes you laugh. A sound Wanda giggles at.

Natasha squeezes Wanda's hand and does her best not to smile as she looks at you. "So now what?"

"Well, you're not taking me in. I'll tell you that." You look from the green shimmer in Wanda's eyes. "We won't," Wanda says without missing a beat.

Natasha sighs. "We weren't going to anyways. It's after hours and... and now the situation's complicated."

Truthfully, Natasha didn't care if she saw you ever again. But the more Wanda hung around you, the harder it was to pull her back.

"You know..." Natasha speaks up. "We came here tonight with one goal in mind. To see who Wanda was sharing visions with. But now that she's supposedly your mate and all that... What happens?" Natasha swallows and looks from Wanda to you and back. "Because I'm not losing Wanda to you. Not tonight." Natasha shakes her head as her eyes sting. But she sniffles and holds back the tears.

The thought of Wanda not being with her is eating away at her.

"You don't have to lose Wanda." You smirked as you brought your body closer and closer to Wanda. Her soft eyes going from her girlfriend to you.

She doesn't want to lose Natasha either.

"You know..." You lift your hand, making Natasha step forward, but she stops when she sees you push some hair from Wanda's face. "Us Monsters or Werewolf's aren't like Seahorses." Wanda tilts her head as she lays your hand on her cheek, bringing your eyes to Natasha. "Mating doesn't end with one person. It's normal and what usually happens, but... it doesn't have to be."

You bring your gaze back to Wanda as she looks from you to Natasha. Both of them understand your words. "You wouldn't lose her, Natasha."

You're honest and surprisingly caring. At least that's what Natasha thinks of you now.

"What are you doing now?" Natasha asks as you lean forward and look at Wanda's skin—especially the beautiful place on her neck.

Wanda can sense what you're thinking. "She wants to bite me." Natasha widens her eyes and goes to push you away, but you quickly grab her arm and twist it.

Your true strength coming through.

"I'm trying to be a good, good girl." You let go of Natasha, making her huff and stand in between you and Wanda. "I'm sorry I just love a little drama."

"We should get going," Natasha speaks to you as her eyes never leave yours. Yet she doesn't move. The second she gives you makes your mouth work faster than your brain. "I'm feeling kinda freaky." You raise a playful eyebrow. "Maybe it's the moonlight. Maybe it's something else. The club lights?" You shrug and step closer to Natasha.

Wanda watches as your eyes travel to Nat's smooth skin.

"I kinda wanna kiss your girlfriend, if you don't mind."

Natasha opens her mouth to argue, but Wanda stops her. "She's not talking to you," Wanda says as Nat looks back at you, wearing a widening grin. "M-me?" Natasha asks you.

And since walking into the club, the chip on Natasha's shoulder melts away. Wanda walks up behind her girlfriend, wraps her arms around her, and kisses her cheek. "We could never lose each other."

Yet Natasha still can't process what you're asking.

You nod as she stares at you. "You, Natasha." Wanda brings her lips up to Natasha's ears. "It's okay." You nod as your ears pick up Wanda's words. "And then Wanda."

"And then Wanda-" Natasha gets cut off as you invade her space and take her face in your hands. Your callous fingers move down Natasha's cheek as your aggressive kiss slows into one of passion.

This is what I wanted. This is what I like.

When you pull away, your lips are darker. Natasha stands stunned before bringing her fingers to her lips. Touching where you just were. "Yo-you just kissed me.?" She speaks, making you blush. "We can do more than that." You offer with a laugh.

Wanda, with her eyes dark, can read your mind as your kiss with Natasha opens up the connection between the three of you.

She knows you're not joking about the offer.

"Wanda..." Natasha turned her attention to Wanda as her girlfriend looked over her fondly. Lovingly. Natasha can see Wanda isn't upset by what just happened. Making Natasha's brain scramble for an answer.

A solution to the chaos of tonight.

"It'll be okay." Wanda steps forward and gives a quick peck. She can even taste you on Nat's pretty pink lips.

"B-but now... now what?" Natasha asks as she can't even think. You make your presence known again as you gently bring your hands to Natasha's. "We belong together. We make it real. I want to make this real." Natasha watches you for a moment in silence before your hands leave hers and grab Wanda's hair.

Moving it over her shoulder.

Exposing her neck.

This wasn't right.

And yet. Natasha can't help but move closer. Her mind being made up with each step. Natasha holds Wanda as you open your mouth.

However, it wasn't until the three of you were in the middle of the dance floor once again that you put your canine teeth in the side of her neck.

A scream of pleasure left her, and after midnight, that night, the three of you became more.

dividers by @/benkeibear

[rekino2114]

Falling asleep on the protags girls

A/n:I haven't done all the protagonist girls together in a while so you get this post while I work on other requests

Kaede akamatsu (drv3)

This girl is so sweet the moment she sees you've fallen asleep on her she'll pull you into her lap and start playing with your hair to make you relax more

She asks kirumi to bring her a blanket so she can put it on you so you can be more comfy

If you, for some reason, wake up, she'll just sing you a lullaby to make you sleep again. Even if you tell her you have to get up she won't let you until you have a restful sleep

After you wake up, she'll ask you about your sleep schedule and remind you that you can always come to her to cuddle when you're tired

"Sorry, shuichi, do you mind lowering your voice a bit? Y/n is sleeping, and i don't want them to wake up"

".........o-ok sorry"

Sora(sdra2)

She finds it kinda funny and really cute, so she lets you rest on her shoulder while she continues her conversation

She peppers your face in kisses meanwhile, trying not to wake you up. You often do, though, but she still continues kissing you, which results in you just making out

She also pokes your cheek and runs her hand across your face while telling whoever she was talking to (mostly Yuki or yoruko) how adorable you are

She teases you about how cute you looked when you slept once you wake up and that you should do it more often

"Look at them, aren't they soooo cute when they sleep? I'm so lucky to have them"

"........sure sora"

Teruko tawaki (drdt)

She blushes a lot but doesn't mind at all and lets you nap on her while side hugging you and admiring how cute you look like this

Somehow, right after you fall asleep on her, everything around you two gets way louder:your classmates suddenly start arguing, cars start honking at each other outside and other stuff, she's very irritated by this but still tries to not wake you up

She'll try to tone everything down, mostly glaring at the people around her and pointing at you until they quiet down

But if you do wake up, she'll feel very guilty and offer to go to one of your dorms to cuddle and help you fall asleep again

"Uhm? Oh, teru, did I fall asleep on you? sorry"

"No I'm sorry, I shouldn't have let you wake up, we can go to my dorm and cuddle if you want"

"Thanks, I'd like that, but it's not your fault, remember."

Sara chidouin (yttd)

She's a bit of a mix between kaede and sora in this situation. she thinks you're absolutely adorable and will let you sleep on her for however long you want

She'll either let you lean on her shoulder and stand guard over you (like a samurai), making sure that you're not disturbed

Or she'll pull you down on her lap and start massaging your head while giving you forehead kisses

Once you wake up she'll encourage you to sleep more like this as she thinks it's really cute

"Here you are sleepy head, did you have a nice nap down there?"

"Yeah thanks Sara it was really comfy"

"Don't mention it, feel free to doze off near me whenever, I think it's really cute"

"Awww thanks"

[lizardwizard37]

I don’t have the patience to finish this but I’m posting it anyways because it’s funny. Every fandom should have mlp crossover fanart.

(Forgot to add this earlier but whoever said rarity is his fav you are soooo right)

[cemeteryvalentine]

astro observations !!!! :3

keep in mind this is my first time doing this :p as i only rlly use tumblr 2 observe rather than actually posting anything lolz ^____^. also there's no specific theme and these observations r based off my own placements or my friendz n family 🙏

also, mentions of depression n trauma 🙏

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sun/moon aspecting pluto

i feel like these people have a pretty shit relationship with atleast one parent. or atleast one parent left them. they also have like rllyy intense emotions, or even depression. my mom has her sun squaring pluto and her dad left her as a kid, she has a complicated relationship with her mother, and she haz depression 😭. another friend of mine has both sun and moon aspecting pluto, and he tells me about having really intense emotional periods.

sag rising

my mom and sister r both sagittarius risings and they both have very big thighs 😭

virgo placements

dude i feel like natals with virgo placements aren't always the cleanest, but they definitely do get grossed out easily. like my brothers a virgo stellium and i'm a virgo rising and both of our rooms are pretty messy but we get so grossed out over specific things. like my brother finds rags and old sponges soooo gross and i hate seeing used, dirty, balled up paper towels 😭

cancer in 11th

maybe itz just me but i kinda find all of my friends so adorable 😭 like in a way a mother would with their child(s) i think itz cuz cancer is like the mother of the zodiac and aquarius (11th) rules friendship and connections

leo and taurus placements

we loooove to be spoiled 😭 i got a taurus moon in a leo degree, leo mars, and a venus in a leo degree and holy fuck i loved being spoiled and praised. like random compliments, random gifts, money and shit and luxurious things and i'll fold

venus aspecting pluto

dude im alwayz hearing that this aspect is usually obsessive and duuude 😭 i have venus opposite pluto and i developed a crush and i feel like i'm being driven to insanity. like i feel like i get psychosis every time i realllyyy like someone 🙏

aries suns

i lvoe aries suns they give me a protective vibe, liiike whenever i'm sad around my aries friends, they'd b so mf quick to cuss out and fight whoever made me sad lolz ^____^ they're funny and out of pocket 2 🙏 and gay 😹 like this is just me but like all of my aries friends i've had r gay dudes

[osleeplessflowero]

Hi! I saw your post asking for requests, this is my first time asking so sorry if I break a rule just delete if it makes you uncomfortable. Can I get a platonic reader x bad sanses or star sanses? (Or whoever your want I'm not picky) maybe how the reader sees them as a brother or father figure? Thank you in advance!

you're totally fine anon! this is a great request!! :] let's see..i've done quite a few bad sanses oneshots previously, how about we show the star sanses some love? 🌸

CW: Light Emetophobia, Ink is known to throw up when he gets too excited! It only happens once and for a brief second.

It's a peaceful day in the corner of the Doodlesphere that Ink had placed the Star Sanses base in. You sit in your assigned room on your bed, playing one of your favorite games on your laptop. The lights from outside shine in through your window, imitating sunlight. It gives the room a nice, comforting feeling. It's peaceful for a little while, until Ink BURSTS into the room, leaning against the door and holding it shut. You raise a brow in confusion, lowering your headphones.

"Hello Ink." You greet him with a blank look, waiting for him to explain himself. He chuckles sheepishly, jolting when something begins hitting the door.

"Heeey, you! So, funny story.." Another thud. "I kiiinda made Berry mad at me and I need to take shelter here, is that cool?" He holds up his hands as if to pray, pleading with you. You raise your index finger to your chin, contemplating.

"What did you do to Berry to get him this mad? And where's Blue?"

"Blue's in his universe, he left Berry here because they were gonna talk about stuff. And uh..I may or may not have hit him with paint balloons. Bright, neon colored paint balloons."

"Ink, you dumbass-" You sigh, saving your game and closing your laptop. "You know not to provoke the kid."

"Okay, but in my defense, it was insanely funny." He snickers, moving a box of random things you own in front of the door and plopping down on your bed.

"You do realize that won't hold him for long, right?"

"Yeah, but I'll savor my freedom while I still have it. Soooo, what have you been up to? Haven't seen you a lot today." He lies upside down, looking up at you with the goofy grin he always has.

"Well, I was just playing my favorite game and chillin'. At least, up until you broke in." You poke his forehead, earning a chuckle from the skeleton.

"Hmmm..sounds like it would get kinda boring after a while." He rolls over, resting his chin between his hands. "You should come hang out with me, Dream's busy and Blue's gone."

"I mean, I could. But what would we do?"

"We..Huh." He blinks a few times, the small symbols in his eyesockets changing each time as he thinks. "How abouttt.. we go paint the outside of HQ? We could make a masterpiece!" He grins, sitting up with his legs crossed. "C'mon, what do you say?"

"Sounds pretty fun, Ink. But if you throw paint balloons as me as well I might have to kill you."

He laughs, giving you a playful nudge.

"Wait, so does that mean you'll actually join me?"

"Yeah, just let me change first-"

He grins wide, shaking you back and forth excitedly before pausing, running over to the nearest window. You wince as you hear him throw up a bunch of ink, letting it fall into the depths of the sphere before closing the window and leaning back in.

"This is gonna be great! C'mon!" He gently tugs your hand, before the door bursts open. You both freeze like deer in the headlights, looking down at the skeleton approaching.

Berry was a small fellow, much smaller than blue and having an overall cyan color scheme in comparison to Blue's calmer tones. A bandana with a large ribbon behind it is tied around his neck, his eyelights constantly being shaped like stars, where in comparison Blue's only occasionally do the same thing. At the moment, those eyelights have shrunk to mere pinpricks, as he holds up a comically large knife, pointing it in Ink's direction. He hides behind you, as if you were able to defend him. Gee, thanks Ink.

"INK- You Have Dared To Cross Me, And Now You Will PAY!" You can't help but snicker a little at how adorable the little guy looks, covering your mouth with your hand.

"Look, Berry, I said I'm sorry!" Ink struggles to hold in a laugh.

"You'll Be Sorry Alright, WHEN I GET YOU-" He charges forwards, but you interfere, grabbing his head. He struggles against you, swinging his arms to try to get to Ink.

"Now now, Berry, let's just cool it. Ink apologized, let's move on. You wanna come paint with us to make up for it?" You smile as the little skeleton perks up at that, making his blade disappear into his inventory.

"Really?! You Mean It?" He grins wide, his eyelights expanding to a much bigger size.

"Yeah! Right, Ink?" You turn to him, watching him nod before looking back. "Well, it's settled then."

You pause, hearing the sounds of shortcuts, before grinning and running into the living room. Blue and Dream seem to be having a casual conversation before realizing you're there, smiling towards you. Blue promptly runs over, picking you up and spinning you around.

"Ha Ha! I've Returned! Did You Miss Me?" Blue grins before putting you down, putting his hands on his hips.

"You know I did, Blue! How's Paps doing?" You tilt your head, genuinely curious. He chuckles at your reply.

"He's Doing Well! He Wanted Me To Give You A Small Bag Of Suckers That He'd Been Holding Onto, So Here You Go! Try Not To Go Through All Of It At Once, Okay? Sugar Rushes Are.. Scary." He briefly glances over at Berry, narrowing his eyes. You let out a laugh at that, putting the little bag he hands you into one of your pockets.

"Noted." You turn to Dream, who holds his arms out for you. You grin as you leap into his arms, embracing his warmth and the pleasant scents that surround him.

"Oh, I've missed you! How've you been doing while I've been away? Good, I hope? If not I'll have to give Ink a stern talking to." Dream glances at him from the side, earning a laugh from the more colorful skeleton.

"Don't worry, I've been alright. I've just been hanging out in my room, and I just split these two up from a fight." You point towards Berry and Ink, the former putting his knife away the moment he's spotted and smiling innocently.

"Goodness, Berry! What Did I Tell You About Having Knives In HQ?" Blue frowns, walking over and carefully taking the blade away from his shorter "cousin". "You Know Better."

"Sorry, Blue.." Berry pouts, crossing his arms. The taller skeleton pats his skull, smiling a bit.

"Just Be More Careful Next Time! You Don't Want To Hurt Anyone, Do You?"

Berry looks at Ink. "..Maybe."

"Berry! Bad!" Blue frowns again, poking the smaller skeleton's forehead as you finally let go of Ink.

"Me and Ink were just about to go outside and paint, if you'd like to join us. You guys don't have anything else to do today, right?" You offer, silently hoping they'll agree.

"I'd Love To Join In! It Could Be Good Exercise." Blue puts his hands on his hips in a hero-like manner, his cape swaying out behind him.

"I'd like to join, even if I just end up watching. Ooh! I could make some tea for everyone, how does that sound?" Dream smiles as everyone agrees with that idea, stepping into the kitchen to make some magic-based teas for everyone. He made sure to remember your favorite kind in advance.

Everyone moves outside, Ink stopping you a moment so he can use Broomy to paint a grassy area for you all to stand on, grabbing some paint cans he'd left beside the house and walking over to the first blank wall.

"Okay everybody, let's get started!" Ink grins, handing a smaller brush to you. You pause a second, realizing that due to getting caught up in your excitement you forgot to change into something you're okay with getting paint on.

"Wait a sec, I'll be right back." You run back inside to your room, changing hurriedly before rushing back outside. Ink paints a few step stools using Broomy so those who can't reach taller areas can use them, balancing on the large brush to paint patterns with smaller ones.

Berry jumps up onto Blue's shoulders, standing up on them so he can reach the upper areas thanks to the bigger skeleton's height. Blue doesn't seem to mind it all that much, instead focusing on what to paint outside of his room. Dream walks out and places down a yellow gingham blanket, then goes back inside to sit the teacups down where everyone can easily access them.

You stand outside your room, beginning to paint whatever comes into your head that relates to you somehow. You want to ensure that the space feels truly yours, so you put a lot of thought and care into each stroke. Of course, you could always just repaint later, but it's the thought that counts. Berry eventually runs out of ideas and goes to talk to Dream, so Blue takes the opportunity to paint a little bit beside you.

"So, how's adventuring been, Blue? Is it..everything you'd hoped?" You paint a little star pattern. He hums thoughtfully, completing a heart you'd forgotten to finish.

"I Suppose You Could Say That! It's Given Me A Lot Of Opportunities To Meet New People And Experience Other Worlds. But That Can Also Be Kinda Stressful..Especially When You Start Running Into Variations Of You That Are..Well.."

You both look over at Berry, who's currently zooming around a very confused and startled Dream in circles.

"Yeah..I don't know how I'd feel about seeing so many of Me. I mean, the three of you guys alone is a stretch. Imagine if all of the variants were in one place?"

"That Would Be Very Much So Impossible- Which Really Makes You Think..Just How Big Is The Multiverse? What Parts Of It Are So Closed Off, Even Ink Hasn't Seen Them? It's All So..So.."

"Mysterious?"

"Yeah! Exactly." He smiles at a little cutesy painting you made of him right below his window, looking as if he's holding it up. "But I Suppose That's How It's Always Been."

"I feel that. It makes me wonder if we've ever met before, in some other timeline. You think things would be much different?"

There's a short pause.

"Nah, I Don't Think It Would." He smiles, you share it. You continue painting side by side in peaceful silence, until you hear the sound of something splattering. Sharing a worried look, you turn back to see Dream looking down at the ground, a green paint balloon having hit his head. Ink is frozen like a deer in the headlights, and Berry is laughing hysterically.

"I- I am so sorry, Dream, I meant to hit him, not you--"

Dream looks up, an eyesocket twitching as he picks up one of the balloons Ink had left lying on the ground, throwing it and hitting him square in the face. Berry collapses, laughing even louder.

"Oh Dear, It Seems Ink's Declared War." Blue chuckles, laughing a little as he speaks, watching them begin to form more paint balloons to throw at each other. A devious grin crosses your face as you look back at him. His expression slowly shifts to a worried one. "Oh No. Don't- Do Not Even Think About It-"

"I'm joining in!" You pick up a balloon.

"Pick your side!" Ink grins, getting hit in the side of the head with a red balloon.

You shake your head. "Nah..I'm taking my own side!" You throw balloons at the both of them, before getting pelleted with them yourself. Blue huffs as he watches you, before going still when he feels a presence behind him.

"Nothing Personnel, Double." Berry grins, throwing a cyan balloon at Blue's back.

"YOU DIDN'T EVEN PHRASE IT RIGHT-" Blue sighs, joining in the battle. Paint balloons fly across the yard, splatting the walls as well as everyone laughs, having a great time. The commotion grows so great, even Error finds himself popping his head in from the Anti-Void, before closing up the portal to avoid a balloon to the face.

After a while, you each grow tired, huffing and raising up little white flags before drinking the tea that Dream brought out (that thankfully is somehow still warm, and paintless). You then turn to the walls, seeing a beautiful mess of color accompanying your art from earlier, smiling a bit at your collective handiwork.

"Y'know, I think it looks good like this." You hold up your hands like a camera, smiling.

"I think so too! Hey, you know what would fit?" Ink turns to Dream, seeing if he'll catch on.

"Oh! A picture!" Dream rushes to his room, grabbing his camera and running back out. Everyone stands in front of the wall together, grinning and posing. "Say cheeeese!"

"Cheeeese!"

Getting to spend so much time with the skeletons you both look up to and admire is an experience you wouldn't trade for anything in the multiverse. Anything at all.

"IIIII say..on this momentous occasion, we should all watch a movie. First one to fall asleep gets their face drawn on!" Ink holds up a washable marker menacingly.

"I've got coffee, you won't be getting me anytime soon." Dream grins, going inside to clean off the paint and change his clothes to wash them later. Blue follows after him to do the same.

"It'll probably be you first, Ink." You snicker, using a towel to get some fresh paint off of your face. He calls out after you as you start to head to the bathroom attached to your room. "NUH UH!"

"YUH HUH!" You shout back, going to take a warm shower to get all of the paint off of you.

An hour or two passes, and you find yourself building a strong pillow fort with Blue and Berry. Dream sits to your left, Blue to your right with Berry leaning on him, already looking pretty tuckered out. Ink observes everyone from his spot in front, eagerly waiting for the moment someone falls asleep.

Dream whispers to you as Blue looks through a selection of movies for you to watch together. "Did you have fun?"

You whisper back. "Yeah, I've had a lot of fun with you guys today. I love having peaceful moments like this..it's really nice. I really have to thank you guys for taking such good care of me lately..it means the world to me." You lean on him a bit, and he smiles as he places an arm around you.

"Of course. You're a very dear friend to us, never forget that we care for you. We'll always be here for you, no matter the circumstances."

You yawn a little, the comforting aura emitting from him making you feel safe enough to rest. "Thank you, Dream.."

"Careful." Ink grins like a cheshire cat, watching as your eyes begin to close. "There's still an active threat in the room." He says in a sing-song tone, waiting to attack.

"I'm gonna fucking Get You later."

"I'd like to see you tr-" Ink pauses mid-sentence when he sees that Berry's fallen asleep, grinning madly. "Well. Looks like you'll be spared after all."

"Oh boy." You snicker, the rest of your little group grinning amongst themselves as the movie begins. Ink claps his hands so the lights dim, sitting closer to you and relaxing on some pillows, giving commentary from time to time. Soon your eyes begin to close..those around you growing tired as well from a long day of adventuring.

It's peaceful for a while.. the perfect environment to relax.

..Until a portal opens.

"IIIIINK!"

"Ah fuck."

"Language!" Blue frowns as Ink stands up to go outside. Blue considers carrying your sleeping form to your room like he always does, but decides not to since Dream's already asleep with you. He'd rather not disturb you both, at least not until he needs Dream's aid..

Oh boy.

[t1oui]

can I please get your thoughts on rosekiller raising Luna?? I've been obsessed with it lately and you've mentioned it before I want to know more about your headcannons!!!

AAAAAA OKAY im obsessed with them too but i think this has been established. just

first of all think canon luna but 10x more unhinged bc rosekiller are not doing her any favors in the "having morals" and "acting normal" departments (we love that for them)

BARTY CALLS LUNA PRINCESS. i am so... no i cant even lie and say im normal about this it's just a fact of life. he calls her princess and he treats her like one too.

they probably commit crimes or something (if you want more info on this search "criminal au" on my blog bc i have so many thoughts... there's also like 3 things under the tag "criminal au 2 electric boogaloo" lol)

this tag on one of my posts. it says a lot

back to what i said about luna being treated like a princess: does she dress weird? yes. but her clothes and necklaces and the radishes she makes earrings out of are TOP TIER QUALITY bc their girl deserves that.

the three of them wear friendship bracelets

what luna calls them depends on how she's feeling - sometimes she calls them uncle barty and uncle evan, sometimes papa and dad, sometimes just barty and evan

luna gets her offputting gaze from evan and it shows

somehow she's actually such a well-rounded child?? absolutely nobody expects this

rosekiller encourage luna's interests!!!

the three of them cuddle a lot, especially luna and barty.

luna gets all the hogwarts gossip and reports it back to barty via owl

barty 100% teaches luna to drive at age 10 (evan is sitting in the backseat hanging on for dear life)

barty teaches luna how to pickpocket and evan teaches her potions (he doesn't talk about pandora and reg that often, but he makes sure she's got their skill sets)

autistic luna getting a new pair of noise-cancelling headphones. barty and evan helping her cover them in stickers. barty asking to try them out. luna and evan getting him his own pair and covering them in stickers for him :))

(barty cries)

(he actually cries a lot bc "hey, it's okay to cry, luna. no, i'm not crying because of that card you just gave me, but the drawing was really nice and i'm going to cherish it forever")

(she sees right through him but she doesn't say so)

whoever luna ends up with gets a very serious shovel talk from barty and evan (evan does most of the talking, barty just sits there glaring at luna's partner).

ginny finds it funny as hell. anybody else is scared shitless. (this gets ginny a good rep with barty and evan.)

they're soooo soft for each other.

i'm a personal fan of luna and cho being friends and i have a feeling evan and barty would, inexplicably, love her.

barty and evan hate sirius. sirius hates them back. the order of the phoenix has an unspoken rule that the three of them are not allowed in a room together.

barty is italian and luna & ev both know italian for him, so they speak italian with each other a lot.

muggle au rosekiller raising luna!! they hold a special place in my heart. barty and evan run an italian restaurant together and luna is a waitress there. (so is harry.)

yk how snape treats harry like shit bc he hated james? yeah, barty and evan treat harry well bc regulus loved james. (also bc they don't take out their anger on children but mostly bc being mean to someone who reminds them of regulus would hurt too much.)

i swear i have more thoughts about them but i'm totally blanking right now so uhh... feel free to send more asks and i will reply when i have thoughts !! thanks for the ask :)

[bytedykes]

Meme thing: Yue Qingyuan, and whoever your favorite MDZS and TCGF characters are (one from each).

this took me forever to write down and then even longer to post because i had to wait until i was on my computer since tumblr didn't let me copypaste it on mobile lmaooo

i've actually answered this ask game for yqy before, so this will be fun to see how my opinion on him has changed!

Sexuality Headcanon: i dont think he's attracted to women. beyond that… nothing concrete really, im open to a lot of different interpretations of him… i definitely think he has issues w/ feeling sexual desire and allowing himself to want things though

Gender Headcanon: i usually think of him as a cis man but honestly i dont think it matters that much . he has bigger things going on lol

A ship I have with said character: yqy/mqf is a longtime fave hehe but more recently ive gotten more into crossfandom shipping so ive been thinking about yqy/lan xichen a lot… can two miserable guilty sect leaders really find comfort in each other…?

A BROTP I have with said character: yqy and sqq always !!! they have such an interesting relationship raghhh me and the guy who isnt my brother but deeply reminds me of him and i care about him as well… i reread the ending of v3 recently it kills me. it kills me!

A NOTP I have with said character: still qi/jiu

A random headcanon: modern au yqy does not have real furniture in his apartment. either he has uncomfortable minimalist crap he doesn't use or it's just empty. his office is more furnished than his bedroom is

General Opinion over said character: i love him so so much. he is in my brain and he is not going anywhere. he's such a deeply tragic complicated character and i really like dissecting him. i wish more people were open to actually caring about him as a character instead of just using him as a prop for their sj-centric fics

rest under the cut!

i dont think i have a Favorite mdzs character but jiang cheng has been eating my brain all week so i'll do him. would love to do this ask game for other mdzs characters at some point though… theyre all special to me…

Sexuality Headcanon: i dont think i actually have anything concrete? he can be anything. if he's into men i don't think he knows until it's literally knocking at his door. very fond of aro jiang cheng however

Gender Headcanon: in canon cis male but ive been thinking about transfem jc a lot lately i think it has so much potential. could be something really good. all his complexes mixing together And she looks like her mom… really really good

A ship I have with said character: jiang cheng/crumb of joy. other than that none of them i think every jiang cheng ship is reductive and boring. however at the same time every jiang cheng ship has potential if you're not a boring coward about it. recently ive been thinking about xicheng as friends who have sex longterm

A BROTP I have with said character: i mean obviously jc&jl and jc&wwx, right? in general i like all of jc's familial relationships, they're so juicy… but he and jl are very special to me. i love how much they love each other

A NOTP I have with said character: every jiang cheng ship which is very obviously just pairing the spares. jc/wwx also like im not disgusted by it but im just so deeply not into it. very frequently i find that ambiguous relationships which other people interpret as romantic are so much more compelling to me as a platonic relationship and this is very much the case here. like it hits so hard because they're brothers… they're family…

A random headcanon: i have a few hehe. 1) jiang cheng having chronic migraines is very very funny 2) in the same vein i generally think giving him little ailments is funny. low iron 3) he would be such a good lavender marriage husband. i know this in my heart 4) sexual dysfunction babyyy… i love giving it to him

General Opinion over said character: i like him soooo much. so many people are so fucking mean and stupid about him which i just dont understand. like. i like him so much… yes he sucks but that's the appeal. hes not a horrible person he just sucks and he's always going through it and he's fucking miserable!! forevar!! yay! i love torturing him both physically and emotionally

for tgcf im going to do xie lian bc i like him so much :)

Sexuality Headcanon: veryyy aspec just so deeply aspec. demi i guess but like come on just look at him. obviously he is aspec

Gender Headcanon: male but like he also has other things going on + i think he's flexible about it but still secure in being a man + lots of interesting stuff to say on how xianle's nontraditional gender norms affect his presentation and self-perception still

A ship I have with said character: hualian is such a good ship they really are just so so good. i love them. very well written romance. very awesome for then. and im also going to take this moment to spotlight my insane polyship nobody else cares about. hualian/fx……… listen. it could be something great ok? so much potential here. me and my husband and our boyfriend who is my ex-loyal knight now-reconciled friend. huafeng itself is also very interesting to me but this isnt about them

A BROTP I have with said character: xl&sqx :) they're so sweet. i like them so much, they really bounce off each other so well and have a great dynamic. right away sqx was friendly and welcoming to him and i think xl really likes her too. they're so fun in volume 2 but their dynamic in blackwater arc is also super good. post canon as well! i just think they ultimately do like hanging out together and work well when they do

A NOTP I have with said character: xl/jw……… i just hate it lol. i understand why people ship them but i just disagree so deeply. like, whatever, but their dynamic is pretty explicitly parental to me. jw is literally his toxic dad, i do not see any romantic or sexual feelings between them on either side. also like, hasn't xl been through enough ajsgdjd he doesn't deserve this

A random headcanon: childfree forever ❤️ god i cant think of anything else rn

General Opinion over said character: i genuinely like him so fucking much. he's so chill. he's so stressed. he has the worst life in the world. he almost did genocide. he still practices kindness despite being deeply embarrassed about preaching it. he still wants to save the common people despite everything. he's a dumbass. he has insane relationships with every character. he's celibate until he isn't. he wanted to read mingguang rpf but didn't because of the celibacy. he's kind and he's a huge fucking bitch!!! he's very flawed but still tries so hard every day! i like him soooo much!!!

WHEW all done! this was sm fun to answer tysm sage!!

[wololo-01]

3/3 of the doodles I did on thsc whiteboard

I love draw Terrence in this kinda of expressions is so cool to me >:] ( I didn't want them do the hair)

Also

WHOEVER DREW THIS MONSTER BEHIND MY TERRENCE I JUST WANNA THANKS AJAKAJSK GO!! KILL HIM BEFORE HE EVEN TRY TO DO THAT!!

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I draw pollo and a person ocs who visited the whiteboard!!! :D

Also idk if the person will see or not this post but if do....

HEY PERSON!!! YOUR ART AND OCS ARE SO SOOOO PRETTY AND BEAUTIFUL!!!!! THANK YOU FOR VISITING THE WHITEBOARD!!, IF WE HAVE ANOTHER ONE, HOPE TO YOU CAN VISITED THAT ONE TOO!!! IS WAS REALLY FUN DRAW WITH YOU!!!! YOU ARE AMAZING ARTIST AND ALSO A VERY FUNNY AND COOL PERSON!!

Also I draw Terrence from @capturecharlesau (aka one the biggest f*cking bastard) there :b

Hope all the Three of villain who got Drawn there got hit by the freaking chair of king oc and die, amen 🕊️💖 🙏 (Terrence deserve to die twice!!)

[independent-fics]

Leverage OT3 Casual Touches

(Cont.)

This is mainly for @werewolfsmile and anyone else who wants to shout into the void with me about this ot3!

So far season 4 started off strong with lots of little ot3 moments I’ve been clocking on my latest rewatch. Today I watched “The Office Job” through “The Gold Job” and wanted to recap. Ngl it isn’t much…

Still good things but it was a lot of what we already see which is still beautiful. But mainly it was a lot of leaning, being in each others spaces, and a lot of the handshake. (For the purposes of this post I’m skipping “The Girls Night Out Job” and “The Boys Night Out Job” simply because those two are a whole other beast of ot3 moments that I would like to gif separately and also not a lot of touching (besides the handshake in the boys night) which is what we’re focusing on here.)

“The Office Job” is my favorite comfort episode of Leverage. Everything about is pure gold. Despite Hardison and Eliot arguing the whole time about a sandwich they still manage to pull together in the end and have one of the funniest moments in the episode which is of course topped off by the handshake. Once again mainly in each other’s spaces or leaning this episode.

“The Lonely Hearts Job” also such a great episode of basically the ot3 parent trapping Nate and Sophie and Eliot out here doing the absolute most showing he knows his team in the end of the episode.

As for casual touches a lot with Eliot and Parker (I feel like there’s always more with Eliot and Parker in trying to find more with Eliot and Hardison but mainly they just always lean in each others spaces and orbit each other, compared to Eliot and Parker which sometimes have a similar but different dynamic due to comparing how Parker in the beginning of the series was very adverse to touch. Not from Hardison and Eliot now though:)).

This scene starts out with them with a gap but they gradually get closer (I know this can happen when scenes are reshot. As I always say though let me read the subtext how I want. They were further apart then they got closer soooo)

My favorite thing is the shoulder bumping as they’re walking out. All I have to say.

Here they’re betting whoever gets the highest bid gets a steak which is super cute later because Eliot loses and puts up a fight about making it but then totally has heart eyes and smiles when he “loses” that argument too. Why wouldn’t he make his boyfriend a steak. There’s also a later scene I totally forgot to gif when they’re getting the guy flirting with Sophie out of the way and he calls Hardison (who’s in character) an idiot and I know Eliot did not need to take him down as hard as he did all I have to say.

And once again we have the leaning in each others spaces, shoulder touching, and once again the handshake. None of the other bachelors were standing this close on stage just saying.

Then we have “The Gold Job” where Parker literally gets up to sit next to Eliot? Wonderful. But then there’s some shoving but for context the whole scene was kinda tense because Hardison was running his first con. But then right before the camera changes Eliot moves closer!!!

But then they end up further apart again which I’m assuming may be due to reshoots.

Just generally the comfort between all of them gets me in these scenes. They’ve come a lot way and even though the beginning of season four I feel like shows this a lot more I’m still glad I’m finding scenes with their casual touches as I’m finishing out season 4.

That’s all I have for tonight :D I’m finishing up season 4 tomorrow so I’m sure I’ll be adding to this later.

Hope you like my gifs :) haven’t gifed in so long but I’m happy I’m learning again. Quality still needs work though.

Bonus:

Here’s a bonus gif of Eliot looking like he’s blowing a kiss in the button cam footage in “The Office Job” because I thought it was funny. This is once again getting added to my “why didn’t I notice this before” list. I just wanna know for whom Eliot. :)

[yourbuddykermit]

OKAY FINE ILL SAY MY DETAILS GOD!!!!

• clydes favorite movie is footloose. or really any ‘musical’ movie from the 80s. Grease and dirty dancing are also up there. the only person who knows this is craig, not because clydes embarrassed he just makes craig watch those 3 movies in rotation when it was his turn to pick the movie at the sleepover

• tricia is a pop girl!!!!!!! shes just a teenage girl, she loves sabrina carpenter, chappell roan, billie eylish- she cannot get enough!!!! good luck babe is definitely her favorite chappell song though, i think she would like to imagine craigs wife regret marrying him, not because she was a lesbian (or because she now knows he’s gay) but because craig is so unbelievably mean and annoying and stupid she would have to get with another woman to feel better.

• this one is soooo wildly different but i think tricia may be ‘popular’ at school but wouldnt really have any real friends. yeah theres people she has lunch with or some she goes to birthday parties for but theres no one (at least her age. she loves tweek snd clyde) she would really consider to be her BFF of all time. which makes her so deeply sad because she’s smart, pretty and funny but nobody knows the real tricia :(

• haha. this is another reason her and tweek get a long. tweek feels a deep connection to tricia because of this, he sees himself in her and desperately does not want her to turn out the way he did. He doesnt out right say he had a worse experience growing up but he relates to her a lot. and she at first is a bit put off about this but than she realizes he’s not pitying her but sympathizing instead. ontop of the fact tweek is willing to do just about anything with or for her. she loves her gay best friend sorry clyde

• this one is an extension of lee but this is my post so i’m taking it. Laura taught her kids how to cook because its important! she needs to know her kids will be okay to at least feed themselves in the real world. but neither of them can bake. tricia is better than craig but not by much so tweek is the mandatory baking partner. the lemon apron is eventually branded to tweek so he physically cannot get rid of it, not that he would want to now, but he and laura always cone prepared with new recipes or extensions of old ones to try <3

• stripe is just a really old lady guinea pig okay. she doesn’t die ever, but there are numerous stripes because every-time craig goes to the pet store to get her more food or a fun toy he feels so incredibly bad for the guinea pigs who haven’t got a home so his home is now their home. all of them are pampered and very well taken care of, they would have their own fridge always stocked with fresh fruit and vegetables JUST for those rodents.

• they all hate clyde. all of them.

•the tuckers just like to adopt whoever craig brings home because he happens to bring home anyone with wet cat syndrome. Tweek being example A. that boy is very well taken care of at the tuckers house. CLYDE DOESNT COUNT. he found craig, not the other way around. clyde shimmied into the tucker household, nobody knows how he got in but he does have his own key. at one point craig had one of those trundle beds just for clyde but when they got into highschool clyde was like “sorry man i cant bring girls to your house that would just be rude to laura.”

•clyde never brought any girls home. craig was more than greatful to have his own room again.