#whoeva

[thefourfan]

"Hai-" DOODLE TIME BLAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🔥⏰️⚪️🔥⚪️⏰️⏰️⚪️🔥🔥🔥⏰️⚪️⏰️🔥⚪️⏰️⏰️🔥⚪️🔥⚪️⏰️

[acuar-io]

Last year, an anonymous follow made this art FOR FREE for me because I said “all I want for my bday is Dick Grayson in a maid outfit w a cake saying hbd” I LOVE U FOREVERRR I HOPE UR STILL AROUND OMG 🩷🩷

[kittywriites]

SOOOOOO i am here on my knees requesting a d.avid h.arbour opposite please, i no longer have too much pride to literally just beg atp. i can also bribe if that's more your style.

[aashiqvi]

I love you.

😦😦😦😦😦

[fushiguhoes]

“ i bet i can take u in a fight “

tw: smut, p in v, unprotected sxx, pet names (dummy, mama, baby), f! reader, and ummmm i think that might be it !

you were suddenly snapped out of your daze with a few playful pats to your face, now subconsciously waking up to a now smirking toji. he gazed down at you with a glint of confidence in his eyes.

“c’mon, mama… you told me- oh fuck- you told me y’can take it…” his husky voice alone made your walls clench hard against his thick length.

“ugh— stop squeezing me like that-“ he groaned quietly through his gritted teeth, and all you could focus on was that tone in his words. god, you could basically cum from it now. you knew he didn’t mean his words though, he would’ve been pulled out. but no, his dick was still stuffed full inside of you.

“toj’… i didn’t mean— i ain’t mean it…” you moaned out desperately, placing your trembling hand against his abdomen like it was gonna stop him from hammering his cock into your squelching hole. your eyes rolled back as you tried to explain, somehow getting hiccups in the process.

“oh? “you ain’t mean it”? you didn’t mean to text- shit- text me an hour ago?” he cooed at you with a tilt in his head and a mocking tone, stopping his hips for a second just to grab his phone, multitasking as he stretched your cunt out and scrolled through his text messages to your pretty lil’ contact.

“read it, dummy.” he mumbled as he shoved his phone in your face, making you squint at the light in your face as you tried to focus on the words in front of you and not the dick that was splitting you apart. your shaky little hands grabbed at his phone, fingertips grazing against his rough knuckles as your eyes slowly but surely read the words on the cracked up screen.

5:30pm - weirdo (gf): i bet i can take you

5:31pm - weirdo (gf): not in a fight btw 😈

5:36pm - toji: Huh?

you felt like a fool as you read your own messages from toji’s phone, letting your head as you realized he knew what you meant by it and wasn’t just confused, he was playing dumb. a groan that slowly turned to a moan left your pretty lips as you felt his tip bump up against a gummy part of your walls, your nails digging into the satin sheets below you and toji.

“nngh— right there— toji, keepgoingkeepgoing—“ you blabbered over and over again, toes curling and back arching off the bed when you looked at him and saw that familiar smug smirk on his face. he tossed his phone somewhere and grabbed both your hips, absolutely demolishing your insides with his fat tip as he smiled, taking in the view of you reaching your climax. so stunning, he thought.

next thing you know you’re creaming all over his dick, a long and satisfied moan leaving your lips as your body trembled. he quietly hummed as he just admired you, all dumb and tired just from his dick. you tried to slide off his dick but was quickly stopped by his large scarred hands on your waist, slamming you back down onto his length. your eyes widened, jaw dropped, and pussy throbbed, a silent moan leaving your lips before you tried to concentrate on his words.

“tch. you thought we were done? unt unt, baby, we still got ‘bout five more rounds. buckle up, ‘cause you’re gonna take allllll of what ‘m gonna give ya.”

a/n: first post/first time writing, i hope whoeva sees this enjoys it :3

[roguefromthexmen]

Whoeva took mah cats, count yer days. I will find you.

[justtheclippy]

Hihihi clippy!!! :3

What would Ragatha do if this happened?

Uh credits to whoeva made it cuz I have no idea

Buy some twizzlers and glue I guess

[dolliedyhard]

Be Featured In My Creepypasta Day Artwork!

I need crp OC’s to be in the drawing, if you want ur oc 2 b in it comment ur oc & what pose u want below, (ur oc MUST b a creepypasta oc) & I’ll let u know if you’ll b in it or not. U can also request og creepypastas 2 b in it 2. Deadline is oct 13th & da artwork will b posted by then.

Poses: Cute, sexy, bubbly, cool, creepy, nonchalant, worried, & basic.

[Update] This has ended! Better luck next year.

@authormeat @eyesoiree @azulghoul @creepysmiles @crushedsweets @dangerbizz & whoeva else :b

[nyaskitten]

Self-care is blocking people who even mildly annoy you just because you ain't need all that stupid hate in ya body, go off babes, block whoeva pissin' ya off! Live tha good life, away from idiots on tha innernet!

[crystal-anne-rocker]

Marko's been makin' me do poses for him in my new lingerie I just brought, whoeva gave that man a camera I swear to God! 😩

[chaoticxbeast]

@chaoticxbeast // "You´re not looking too good" - Smol Raph ??? Oh no? Some angst?

&. 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐧 (𝐞𝐩𝐬. 𝟓-𝟖) 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

" I'M ALRIGHT, BUDDY. " Said, despite the heavy strain in his voice, the blood flowing down the side of his face, and the awkward limp on his right leg with each step he took. He shuffled his way over to the sink, turning the warm water on, running his hand under it and using the water to wipe the blood and dirt off his face.

" HEY, YOU GUYS got a medkit in here somewhere ? I don't want this shit gettin' infected and I think whoeva' jumped me had gross shit on their weapons. "

@nightwatchr said

"What the f"-

Donnie pushed past Raph, arms full of the things they needed. "Move back please Raph, I got it. Night we gotta rinse your wound. Stop using your hands STAT you caveman, or I will scream. Just lean down over the sink and let the water run over your wound. Just let me do my thing, and you'll be good as new."

[riddle-me-fear]

Okay honest question here…who has the best henchmen and or henchwomen

Also, do you give costumes to them

Also also are ether if you hiring? I’m so close to dropping out of school because geometry suuuuucks

Edward Nygma | The Riddler

My, my, three questions. You're an eager one, aren't you? Let's go through them then, one by one, shall we? Right, so question number one, who has the best henchmen/henchwomen. Personally, I can say I am very satisfied with my two favourite henchwomen Query and Echo - they are both extremely reliable and loyal, with an error quota of 17%, which I aim to lower to an absolute zero. As for everyone else I've hired in the past - eeeeh, let's just say there's a reason why I am always on the lookout for new employees. Most of these brain-dead morons can't even get the simplest of jobs right, such as setting up one of my trophies in a specific location, and then I have to endure hearing that finding them was "too easy". UGH insolent slackers! So, in terms of mass, I think I lose this one, since, unfortunately, the broad population is filled with IDIOTS! And I'm better off doing everything myself. But if it comes to the individual, I definitely come out victorious, since I truly doubt that Jonathan can come up with someone better than my two incredibly skilled girls.

Jonathan Crane | The Scarecrow

... ... ... Oh, you're done. Aight, uuh... Don' really 'ave someone sp'cific, don't giva shit about their names, I just hire whoeva wants in. I pretty much neva run outta thugs, cuz I just take thems that tha otha rogues kicked out. I'd say they're pretty reliable, overall. Those that I find promisin', I expose to ma toxin just enough s' that they ain't afraid 'o dyin' no mo. Which I guess makes 'em better than Eddie's, since they don' pussy out. But yea, nuthin' beats the girls, you can 'ave this one, darlin'.

Ed jumps up in the air, balling his fists in excitement.

Edward Nygma | The Riddler

YESS HAHAA! Ahem, hmm. Right, uhm--

Jonathan Crane | The Scarecrow

I luv it when ya get that child-like happiness out o' nowhere about tha littlest things.

Jon responds, gazing over at Edward lovingly. Ed is locked in place for a moment, caught extremely off-guard by that sudden open honesty Jon nearly never displays, blushing ear to ear. Then realization kicks in.

Edward Nygma | The Riddler

You're doing this on purpose.

Jonathan smirks cheekily.

Jonathan Crane | The Scarecrow

And what if I am?

Edward Nygma | The Riddler

We'll - AHEM - continue this conversation later, ANYWAY, onward to the next question! Do we give them costumes- Pff, do we give them costumes, they ask - Of course we're giving them costumes, haha! Or, well, we tell them a certain way. There's like, what, 10+ major Rogues in this city, obviously it needs to be clearly distinguishable who's who, so that we, as the Rogues know whose skull to bash in when someone's thugs ruin our business. As for my personal dress-code, it's usually green clothing, bowler hats, a touch of purple, oh, and of course, the very obvious question mark. It should look classy and yet be practical, since I still need my thugs to be capable of combat. My undercover agents quite obviously wear none of the sort. And also, I don't feel the need to settle for specific weaponry, use whatever you like, the more effective, the better.

Jonathan Crane | The Scarecrow

Don' need nuthin' fancy to work under me. Put a sack o' potatoes over yer 'ead, cut sum scary-lookin' face into it - dun. The mo' frightenin' an' ragged, the better. Some like ta go a lil wild n' put on venetian bird masks, plague doctor masks or gas masks, now those be reaaal popular with ma boys. An' girls, an' non-binaries. Y'kno, anyone's welcome, don't care 'bout tha specifics. Color-wise I guess brown, can also be red 'r orange. Weapon-wise, couldn't give less ofa shit, 's long as ya get the job done. Gas n' smoke grenades 'r a hit with ma Ravens, in sum special occasions I arm 'em with daddy's finest fear gas. Tha's 'bout it.

Edward Nygma | The Riddler

We truly are polar opposites, aren't we?

Jonathan Crane | The Scarecrow

Ya only realizin' that now?

Edward Nygma | The Riddler

Of course not! Obviously, I've come to that realization much earlier on. I merely felt the urge to vocalize it.

Jonathan Crane | The Scarecrow

Guess there's sum truth in tha whole "opposites attract"-thing.

Edward Nygma | The Riddler

Yes, right, moving on! Are we hiring - well, of course, we're always hiring. Buuuut I'm quite reluctant in taking you, since you're failing at geometry, I really don't need another dumbass employee, no offense.

Jonathan Crane | The Scarecrow

Sure, I'll take ya. If ya turn out ta be useless, I can still use ya as a test subject.

Edward Nygma | The Riddler

Ooof course you would.

[yawurstnightmare]

What is a man in your eyes?

whoeva says they're a man are a man, don't gotta be any fancier dan dat

[tres-fidelis]

"WHAT KIND OF FUCKIN' CALLIOU ASS LOOKIN' PAINT JOB IS DAT!? It's goddamn hideous!! Whoeva' did this clearly ain't cut out to be workin' at a fuckin' body shop!"

[chicken-delight]

okayyyy @wutheringdyke and @appleisms tagged me in this little check in tag game :-* a trillion times

last song:

what i’m currently watching: i restarted gilmore girls (i only made it to liiike season2.5 last time). max medina😻 i am also trying to get all my monty pythons flying circus before it is torn away from me on netflix

last movie i watched:almost famous last night with mina. PEE YEWWWWW

sweet/savory/spicy: ok i am a crazy spice person i love it when my nose runs and i get a head high 👹

relationship status: i am ready to combine souls with someone

last thing i googled: walgreens pharmacy. i had to check on my xulane prescription xo

i tag @strangebrew @sugarmountain @hoppkorv and whoeva elseeee

[virginmiri99]

you are so RIGHT. i stopped watching mcyt and twitch content a year ago and it has been GREAT. if i look at it now its kinda crazy how stigmatized it is. i can just pop back in any time and it would be as if i never left. streamers personas are sitting in a time capsules fr

BUT THATS NOT THE POINT im just glad to have time to invest in other things. to start doing shit myself and start enjoying life instead of poorly coping and building my life around a person WHO doesnt know me. idk. the idea of communities isnt bad right?? but it starts looking that way to me when people get so invested they start cancelling plans and are on twitter all the time getting in arguments THAT DONT DO ANYTHING FOR THEM. protecting people you dont know for crazy shit. or protecting their content. if theyre funny or not. stuff like that. maybe thats just me

ofc occasionally i watch something. but my yt recommendations are so bad omg. i know people say that it was better before but im not really sure? it really seems like everyone is in it for the money now but its not like i didnt watch people like that as a kid. or that getting payed is bad. its just that they construct personas that would attract more views. and it looks all fake-y and same-y. same trends. same jokes. same tone for every video

anyways i just occasionaly watch playthroughs of my favorite games now. its been great without tommyinnit and its kinda embarassing how invested i was. not that it should be embarassing for anyone who watches him. but we should live a little

i read this this morning when I got to work and its so based. whoeva u are.... thank u