yawurstnightmare

[yawurstnightmare]

ohhhh, DC! I heard dat its real nice dis time a year, neva been though.

BUTTTTT ya cookin was real nice! Ya should come round da base at some point an cook again, it's be nice ta see a pretty face, Mrs. Heavy's ma

HEYYYYYYYY Heavy's ma how's it hangin? liking da site? havin a nice time?

Is it cold where ya at? I can think of a good way ta warm it up if ya catch my drift

Oh hello Scout. I remember you from when you showed up at my house.

DC is very nice. Lots of sites to see here.

Not too cold. I doubt anywhere is colder than winter in Siberia. Thank you for your concern.

-🪆

[yawurstnightmare]

if ya really think she's gonna go for one a her son'e coworkers, ya gotta get some more respect for her, pally. even IF I'm god's gift ta women

BRO HEAVY'S MOM IS PROBABLY OLD AF. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M NOT ACTUALLY GONNA REALLY SLEEP WITH HER OR NOTHIN!!!!! just some nice casual comp-li-ments an bit a flirting!!! Just ta mess with Zhanna wheneva she gets back since she was trying ta sleep with my ma earlier!!!! I'm just bein nice an happenin' ta get some payback at da same time

[yawurstnightmare]

look, I don't need ya permission ta be nice to ya gramma or whateva she is!!! I got no bad in-tent-shons wit her pally, so ya betta suck it up

BRO HEAVY'S MOM IS PROBABLY OLD AF. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M NOT ACTUALLY GONNA REALLY SLEEP WITH HER OR NOTHIN!!!!! just some nice casual comp-li-ments an bit a flirting!!! Just ta mess with Zhanna wheneva she gets back since she was trying ta sleep with my ma earlier!!!! I'm just bein nice an happenin' ta get some payback at da same time

[yawurstnightmare]

HEY!!!!! I can mean my comp-li-ments AND get back at zhanna at da same time!!!!! I happen ta be real good at multi taskin

BRO HEAVY'S MOM IS PROBABLY OLD AF. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M NOT ACTUALLY GONNA REALLY SLEEP WITH HER OR NOTHIN!!!!! just some nice casual comp-li-ments an bit a flirting!!! Just ta mess with Zhanna wheneva she gets back since she was trying ta sleep with my ma earlier!!!! I'm just bein nice an happenin' ta get some payback at da same time

[yawurstnightmare]

BRO HEAVY'S MOM IS PROBABLY OLD AF. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M NOT ACTUALLY GONNA REALLY SLEEP WITH HER OR NOTHIN!!!!! just some nice casual comp-li-ments an bit a flirting!!! Just ta mess with Zhanna wheneva she gets back since she was trying ta sleep with my ma earlier!!!! I'm just bein nice an happenin' ta get some payback at da same time

[yawurstnightmare]

I think you should flirt with Zhanna's mom as revenge

now DIS is da best Idea I eva heard

[yawurstnightmare]

Want a soda?

i ALWAYS want a soda!!!! keep a stash in my room even

[yawurstnightmare]

i am goings to touches you

DON'T YA FREAKIN DARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yawurstnightmare]

yeah okay sureeeee pally whateva you say

gettin real defensive for someone who doesn't cry if ya ask me

@yawurstnightmare Is your Mama single?

[yawurstnightmare]

NO GO HANG OUT WITH YA OWN MOM YA CRYBABY

@yawurstnightmare Is your Mama single?

[yawurstnightmare]

Wow. You've got great arms, Scout. How do you do it?

I'm just naturally like dat. HUGE muscles

But bashin' in heads all day is quite da workout as well, an it's been way easier ta grow my muscles on da job since I've been able ta keep up with my hunger without worryin' bout da cost a it, so dat helps. Plus, most a da bases got some sort a gym too

[yawurstnightmare]

AYYY ASKS BACK

Hiiii how are ya man

Hows it hanging

Whats goin’ onnnnnn

I'm pretty good pally! Nice ta have it all cleared out

Its hangin pretty good round here! Well, a bit a drama with da wole divorce scare or whateva dat whas earlia today, but I jus spent da time reading up on comics so I don't really know all a what happened anyway

[yawurstnightmare]

how does this make you feel

makes me freakin LAUGH

ya think ya pellet gun can do anything ta dat can? dey make em all fancy-like so they pretty much neva break open, ya'd need an actual gun ta do anythin ta dat can

[yawurstnightmare]

I do NOT talk their freakin ears off I'm givin em REAL IMPORTANT INFERMATION!!!! GO TRIP ON YA SHOELACES MORON

*cracks open a can of bonk* ps ps ps here boy ps ps

ya think ya can make me follow ya like a dog by openin a can a bonk???? come up with somethin betta next time

... ya should also leave dat can a bonk behind while ya leave. can't take it. It's not good for ya. So ya should just leave it dere so someone can pick it up later and get rid a it

[yawurstnightmare]

cause ya big an tough but also squishy or whateva!

You mentioned it before, but... Who is the best hugger on base? And what makes them being the best?

Heavy is, by FAR. ya only get his hugs on real special ocasions cause he saves most a them for the Doc, but he's real good at givin em. prolly all da muscle and fat, like bein hugged by a bear or a bed

[yawurstnightmare]

// ooc

alright, asks are back open!

I deleted a fair ammount ta try and get through em quicker and cause I didn't know how ta respond to them, so if I never responded ta somethin ya sent and ya really badly want a response send it in again. Otherwise, clean slate! it's nice to not have to worry about the old stuff anymore

Thanks for waiting, guys! Ask and be asked or whateva

[yawurstnightmare]

What are all your brothers names and how old are they?

what, ya trying ta steal their identiies or somethin pally? why ya need ta know their ages

from oldest ta youngest though we got Harvey, Willie, Robbie, Rayman, and Roy (dey're triplets and total chuckleheads) Louis, and Marv (who's name is technically Marvin but nobody calls him dat except when Ma yells his name when he's in trouble)