yawurstnightmare

[yawurstnightmare]

Have you ever went to bother the others just cuz you felt lonely?

OHOHO yeah, all da freakin time! I mean, I can get on with doing my own stuff like readin' my comics or listening ta da radio, but its wayyy more fun ta do it with otha people!!! an buggin dem is pretty funny, cause half a da time dey doin' something important for me ta help with

[yawurstnightmare]

get fuckin doinked

HEY HOW FREAKIN DAREYA

[yawurstnightmare]

Uh where did you get the alcohol from for the contest? it wasn't taken from demo right?

nah, we always got a couple a cases a beer around da base for us ta drink, party ta try an keep us away from all a da bars we banned from. I grabbed one a da cases an I'm pretty sure blu also had a case??? But nah, no scrumpy (for NOW :] )

[yawurstnightmare]

pats your back. you’ll get through dis

guh. I did get though it but dat was a rough freakin' ride. Don't think I should do dat for a while

[yawurstnightmare]

hi scout you look like a tackle worm i bought from the wyoming gas station

i folded up the worm so it was a control group and i will fold you up hamburger style to see changes in difference

happy new years

congratulatyion on your birth - 👽

YA NOT GONNA FOLD ME ANY STYLE I'LL FOLD YOU IN HALF WITH MY BAT

but, uh happy new years?!

[yawurstnightmare]

LOOK AT SPYS POST LOOK LOOK LOK SCOUT PLEASE BE ONLINE

I don't see nuhtin' pally, sounds like ya need ta get ya eyes checked! ya tryin ta mess with me or somethin????

[yawurstnightmare]

scout scout scout for reasons that are far beyond you i just- i just read something and i have been deadass crying for 2 hours. not crying SOBBING. I just- i just need- *hugs you*

aw, pally, c'mere! I'm sure it'll be alright, don't worry too much an take ya time feeling betta

[yawurstnightmare]

NOPE

[yawurstnightmare]

Hi scout mod what are we feelin after the 7th comic :)

hhurghhhgghh

mod, uh, mod's gonna take a bit to process the 7th comic. and that the comics are finished. uh. no comment?

[yawurstnightmare]

Heya Scout. You were sloshed, so, jut asking. Are you okay?

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Scout showing off his dog tags

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cause red s hot. fire. i thnk I'm red? guess I'll see tmro

I don't even know the friggin date. How long was I passed out next to the RED version of me!? I don even remember what we did, but waking up on da floor next to the enemy is NOT what I thought would eva happen to me!

@yawurstnightmare Ya remember anythin?

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gry yy 👍. guh. where r we vn??? m hed hurts too much ta rmember

I don't even know the friggin date. How long was I passed out next to the RED version of me!? I don even remember what we did, but waking up on da floor next to the enemy is NOT what I thought would eva happen to me!

@yawurstnightmare Ya remember anythin?

[yawurstnightmare]

eruugghhhj. too late. thnk i went colorblind. vom

I don't even know the friggin date. How long was I passed out next to the RED version of me!? I don even remember what we did, but waking up on da floor next to the enemy is NOT what I thought would eva happen to me!

@yawurstnightmare Ya remember anythin?

[yawurstnightmare]

GGGUUUUUGGHHHHHHHHH

i don even rememba what year it's supposed ta be pally. freakn oowwwwh

bughf

I don't even know the friggin date. How long was I passed out next to the RED version of me!? I don even remember what we did, but waking up on da floor next to the enemy is NOT what I thought would eva happen to me!

@yawurstnightmare Ya remember anythin?

[yawurstnightmare]

Not suprised da most fun ya gonna have in ages is losin' ta da superior scout! Just you wait

Yo what up lamer me? Feeling better after you puked out cha organs? I'm sure I wouldn't get hammered with the amount you drank, cause I'm better and all. Hell! I'm sure I can drink double!

- B(etter)LU Scout ( @boston-basher-batter )

I bet ya couldn't even drink HALF as much as I drank dat night without falling under the table, ya boring BLU!!!! I think dat ya STUPID if ya think ya can even compete in a drinking com-pe-tition with me!!

[yawurstnightmare]

Huge respect to you for being so kind and supportive to Dallas despite him being on BLU. You understand that even if you're on opposite sides, he needs support more than anything right now. You're a good man.

If there is one thing RED and BLU agree on, is that homophobia is scourge on this world.

We agree, team?