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Hello! I've never watched any of 明星大侦探 before, but I miss 何老师 enough (and also I'm really in the mood for some escapism reality TV). Any suggestions on which season I should start with?
Yeeessssss!!! Im always so happy when Im asked about MXDZT!! I love this whacky genius of a show <3 and oh man, He laoshi is SUCH a delight in it.
My recs change depending on whether you need subs, but I’m assuming you don’t, given the “何老师” 😁
In both cases my first rec would be starting with S5 Episode 1 & 2. It’s an amazingly loveable cast for a great concept, and absolutely brilliant plot for S5E2 especially. (It’s one big story in 2 eps)
I know a lot of recs tend to put S1 first, and it’s true many inside jokes and iconic verses originated from S1 before being built on afterwards. But S1 was also back when it was still a simple murder-solving show, and they didnt explore themes in-depth yet. The cast was still figuring their dynamics out, too.
So I propose S5E1-S5E2 first to get a taste of what the show became, including how the main cast’s dynamics are, and the kind of wild wild plot and hilarity you can expect. Then I suggest starting with selected eps of S1 again to see the evolution of the cast dynamics and where a lot of the running gags came from.
In particular, S1E2-S1E3 are pretty important for the NZND verse, which comes back (and is delightful) every season since then ^^ and for the airplane murder (there are many airplane murders). There is also S1E7 (reply to 1998, iconic for Sa), and S1E8 (the ‘beauty is to blame’ verse is also a big running gag)
Other eps I love:
S2E7-S2E8: Nursery Rhyme of Horror
S2E12: Murder of The Who’s The Murderer? Producer
S3E1-S3E2: Rose Hotel
S3E3: Dark Fairytale
S3E8: WorryFree Guest House
S3E11-S3E12: Paradise Island eps
S4E3: Time Travel Bookstore
S5E5: MGQ Magazine
S5E10: Detective Chinatown
Every NZND ep (S1E3, S2E5, S3E5, S4E4, S5E6, S6E10)
I am a bit biased in that S6 is my favorite season. I loved every single ep in it, but had an especially good time w S6E1-S6E2, S6E10, S6E5, S6E6, S6E9 (OH BOY S6E9) and S6E12.
Friendly note that even if a running gag originated in a previous season, it is still hilarious no matter when you first run into it. The show is very good at enabling viewers to see things out of order.
If you fall in love with the cast dynamics and the dynamics between He Jiong and Sa Beining (main hosts in S1-S6), like me, you might have a hard time continuing past S6 because Sa Beining had to quit the show (new cctv rules i hear). But S7 as a whole is an ode to Sa Beining, and it culminates with S7E11, which wraps up Sa laoshi’s story and made me very emotional.
Hope this helps and hope you enjoy this show!! ❤️
#mxdzt#who’s the murderer?#i personally watched mxdzt completely out of order and found the process extremely fun too#so there is no hard rule!#it’s a wild ride in any case!#<3#he jiong#sa beining#bai jingting#replies#scheherazadian
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That's that shit eating grin that practically screams "Harder! HARDER!" except the homoerotic subtext is a tripwire they're crash landing through
#that's that bratty sub grin#that's that power bottom grin#your honor the murderous gleam in his eye has captivated me#deadclaws#poolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#let comic book characters fight as foreplay#let comic book characters WHO CAN REGENERATE/SELF HEAL fight as foreplay#god who coordinated this fight? was ryan one of them? was hugh one of them?#tell me hugh improvised that grin and needed the camera on him when he did it#tell me his competitive people pleasing theater kid ass refused to let ryan give all the fanservice
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Hey now, Let her cook!
#dungeon meshi#chilchuck tims#senshi#laios touden#marcille donato#izutsumi#oyasumi punpun#<- In case you are wondering what the source for the little bird guy is.#Yeah that's right. I'm back to my extremely obscure crossover BS.#Punpun is one of those series that falls under the category of 'Good! but I cannot responsibly recommend this to anyone."#If Dungeon Meshi is like a friend asking you to go on a quick errand and you accidently go on a life changing roadtrip -#Punpun is your friend asking to go on a quick errand and they pull up to the vet and tell you your dog is being put down.#Then they explode into sludge. Melting your car. You hitchhike back but the person who picked you up is an axe murderer.#I could not finish it. My friends who did say it was good. But agree it was for the best I did not finish it.#Hey speaking of tone twists...We are one episode away from one of my favourite chapters being animated!#WHO'S READY FOR THE SENSHI BACKSTORY! WHO IS READY TO CRY!#ME! I AM! I spooked my flatmate with how energetic I was this morning. I'm vibrating with energy I was not designed to contain.#I should talk about today's episode here: It was very good. I love how they animated the familiars.#And!!! Anime only people now are in the loop on the Chilchuck lore. Part 1 of many. He still contains multitudes.#They all do to be honest! If this episode told us anything it was that we still don't know these characters as well as we think!#See you guys next week. I'll be inconsolable.
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was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.
to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:
kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#kabru#kabru already added laios as a discord friend. everyone else in the server can see laios excitedly asking kabru to go with him#what would You even Do in this situation. how would YOU feel?#basically: kabru isnt a laios-hater! hes just in shock bc Thats His Trauma. the key part is kabru still says yes#bc he wants to get to know laios. to understand why laios would be so fascinated by something horrific to him#and ALSO bc even while in shock kabru can still tell laios has unique expertise + knowledge that Could be used for Good#even if kabru doesnt fully trust laios yet (bc kabru just started talking to the guy 2 hours ago. they barely know each other)#kabru also understands that getting to know ppl (esp laios) means having to get to know their passions. even if it triggers his trauma here#but thats too much to fit in this metaphor/analogy. this is NOT an AU! its not supposed to cover everything abt kabru or laios' character!#its a self-contained metaphor written Specifically to be more easily relatable+thus easy to understand for general ppl online#(ie. assumed discord users. hence why i said (a non-specific) 'discord server' and not something specific like 'car repair subreddit')#its for ppl who mightve not fully grasped kabru's character+intentions and think hes being mean/'chaotic'/murderous.#to place ppl in kabru's shoes in an emotionally similar situation thats more possible/grounded in irl experiences and contexts.#and also for the movie punchline#mynn.txt#dm text#crossposting my tweets onto here since my friends suggested so
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If Hannibal tried to gaslight me I wouldn't even care, he canonically knows his way around a prostate, whatever you say gorgeous
#like who am I to question his methods I’m spreading my cheeks#hannibal#nbc hannibal#hannigram#murder husbands
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Why didn't anyone tell me this is a play on a bible quote? First time I regret being raised by atheists.
Can't believe some gay ass show got me reading the bible.
#good omens#was i the last to know?#you already knew this#why didn't you tell me?#low bible literacy#ffs#who told you to read the bible?#neil gaiman i am looking at you#good omens gif#now i'm combing through the bibble looking for more#setting up my bible murder board
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I saw this quote on twitter and i was like “yeah that’s totally Nori”
No i have no idea how long it actually takes to make a robot baby but for the sake of this we’re gonna pretend its 9 months okay okay thanks
#murder drones#murder drones uzi#murder drones n#nuzi#uzi doorman#serial designation n#Yeah guess who’s in a murder drones brainrot#NUZI BRAINROT#I LOVE THEM SKFDJSFDGH#I DESPERATELY NEED MORE OF THEM WAT DO YOU MEAN ITS OVER#NOOOOO#I WANNA SEE FLUFFY NUZI DAMMIT#AND NORI BEING A GOTH MOM#LIKE COME ONNNN#artsyanniedoodles#glitch productions
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post itself
false flags
trans/adjacent tags
accessibility features
tumblr live post (thanks for the link, @problemnyatic)
flashing / strobing / lights
unblockable flashing ad
buying ad free
staff @/macmanx guilt trip
list of staff + more issues
#post nuked bc proshippers started insulting people who rbed this and implied partyjockers attempted to Kill staff? it was getting old so#archive links still under the cut if you want and you can rb this from others if you want the og#hint: if you dislike this post or want to debunk parts of it the way to go about it isn't to call people who've rbed it 'disgusting little#fuck ups' that are 'spreading anti shipper lies'#note: this post is and was Not about ship discourse jesus fucking christ proshippers get a grip#also ace discoursers are here too? this isn't about you either?#edit 2: if you send me an anon regarding this post about how im policing discussion or 'don't really want it'#but then stop replying when i answer your ask#maybe that's. not helping discussion?#i nuked this post as people started making up false accusations to smear people staff sniped. aka accusing someone of IRL ATTEMPTED MURDERS.
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workarounds to having a vampire as your partner in crime
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#astarion#néphos#bg3 tav#doodles#néphos used to do crimes for profit pre-game so i like to think that post-game they recruit astarion into it#dnd rules say ''can't enter a residence without an invitation from one of the occupants''#technically. if you squint. someone who's inside the building is an occupant. Break-ins for murder may continue
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one of those 'only wine in the camp supplies' nights [X]
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#astarion#halsin#durge#durgestarion#i don't know the name for the three of them#there are so many cheekbones in this throuple#also i feel like even if you haven't seen the thing this is from. if you're into dnd you can guess who said it#i feel like that's ashe's tent bc it's ALL pillows#little murder spawn needs his beauty sleep
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so like is it specifically planets the solver craves or can it get by with just eating dirt off the ground
#thank you those people in that one server i havent been there long enough to remember names#for bringing up the idea#is very funny#god i have genuinely no idea what to do for n's dialogue boxes. cannot think of a gimmick whatsoever#suprise attack by the artstyle change. i am imploding right now#cannot settle on any style whatsoever. genuinely changing by the hour#so strangely proud of ns hand in this one i dont know what it is about it but i really like it#hats still pisses me off though. why so difficult to draw#murder drones#art#murder drones uzi#murder drones n#serial designation n#murder drones cyn#or its#murder drones absolutesolver#who knows at this point#murder drones skig#still fighting tooth and nail for the tail to be named skig. it fits so well#iz go attack glitch headquarters for me#i think its late enough i can keep this unspoilered
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Controlling Sa Beining
He Jiong: Changing seats was a great idea. Now I can control him.
(A very short and far from exhaustive compilation of He Jiong physically restraining Sa Beining to pacify him, using words like “be good” when necessary.)
#mxdzt#an exciting offer 2#who’s the murderer?#he jiong#sa beining#shuang bei#i cant with them#i think the fact that sa beining s face is blurry on almost all the pics goes to show the point
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(looks at upcoming card releases)
I'm in danger :)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#stage in playful land#stage in playfulland#smoking#my favorite horrible crime guys are back!!!!#(my hot take is that glomas had a better story but these goobers were just SO fun)#(they should be allowed to kidnap and murder(?) at least a few dozen people. as a treat.)#man i knew there was probably going to be a fellow card and yet i still did a bad job of saving my keys#and there's this year's halloween to think about too!#normally i try to avoid leaks and spoilers but i did accidentally see some stuff and if it's real then holy SHIT#on the other hand fellow attacks by basically throwing gidel at people and i desperately need this on my team#regardless of whether or not the card is actually any good#(if they change the animation to remove gidel i am going to RIOT it needs to be either exactly the same or EVEN SILLIER)#actually it would be hilarious if their stats were terrible. just the worst. and yet...#grown man and his kid with a hammer vs a bunch of teen wizards who can shoot fire#the results may shock you#(if they do the same duos-with-the-last-release as they have been with the staff cards then i will absolutely lose it)#(please twst. it would so useless to me but SO funny)#fellow: it's showtime rollo! :)#rollo: who are you
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A Palestinian journalist pays tribute to his little boy who was just murdered by 'Israel'.
#A Palestinian journalist pays tribute to his little boy who was just murdered by 'Israel'.#palestine#free palestine#freepalastine🇵🇸#abubaker#israel is a terrorist state#israel is committing genocide#israeli war crimes#israel is an apartheid state#israeli terrorism#israel#israhell#gaza strip#gaza genocide#free gaza#gazaunderattack#gaza#all eyes on rafah#save rafah#free rafah#rafah under attack#rafah#palestinian genocide#stop the genocide#genocide joe#genocide#class war#ausgov#politas#auspol
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I don't like this place. It's turning everyone edgy and sad.
FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT
MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)
#undertale#deltarune#crossover#utdr#crossover comic#twin runes comic#twin runes au#my art#art#susie deltarune#chara#this will ignite the “chara did nothing wrong” vs “chara is a murder hobo” debate I just know it#fact is they gave up everything for their plan to succeed and asriel blew it#HOWEVER they were also forced to watch asriel die and they could do nothing about it#so what does a dead child do for who knows how many years all alone with no one else to talk to?#they rethink everthying that went wrong#guilt is a weird thing that lingers and festers in your mind#no matter how much you're actually at fault#I mean come on... they were an abused kid#all they wanted was to not hurt anymore and return the love they were given no matter the cost#but now they are CONVINCED it was their plan that kickstarted this whole mess#and it's eating at them#you can see it because they actually used contractions for once#i love subtle stuff like that#also hey#susie's feeling remorse for her whole “chara offed asriel” comment#the two are more alike than she thought and now she feels bad#out of all people she should know what it's like to be falsely accused
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