#who the fuck likes crusts??

[q1mblrrd]

taking the crusts off my poptart cause I'm not a FUCKING psychopath

[front-facing-pokemon]

[annie-of-the-arts]

[id: a comic featuring xiv and tal. it goes as follows: 1: Xiv and tal are sitting with one another, eating pizza. Xiv is eating a crust and Tal's eating a slice of pizza. Tal's wearing a crop top and jeans while xiv is wearing shorts and a t shirt. Tal looks at Xiv's crust, asking them "Xiv, why do you like this type of pizza so much?". Xiv, tilting their head, cheerfully responds: "oh haha i dont know!! it's really nice and chewy but tough at the same time you know? just love biting into it haha!!" It then zooms out to show them sitting next to each other. Tal then looks away from Xiv, taking a bite out of his pizza. he says "*crunch* okay cardboard muncher" Xiv looks surprised, responding with "(caps) Wow okay fuck you too i guess. (end caps) not my fault you don't have refined tastes dude." 2: a timeskip, indicated by a box with the word "Later" in it. Tal, in an apron that says "stick your cook in a panini press" and a v-neck crop top. He looks dejected at a muffin tin he's holding with oven mits, thinking "wow these sure do look like they taste like cardboard. must've mixed the batter wrong-" It then zooms in on his face, as he thinks "wait a fucking second" in realization. 3: Tal goes into Xiv's room, now without the apron on, but still holding the tray. He says "ayo xiv got some tough muffins i messed up on eat up" It cuts to Xiv, holding their hands out in a grasping motion, excited to eat the muffins as they say "(caps) Oh my god blessed day gimmie." As Xiv is cheerfully eating their muffins, Tal says "you know xiv sometimes i question-" Xiv then stops eating for a moment, turning around to say "Your gender?" with complete sincerity. It cuts to Tal, shocked, as he says "Xiv how the fuck do you know about that." /end id]

tal "i might be nonbinary but i have a job so idc about that" tal vs xiv "knew the moment tal walked into the room something was afoot" chao. fight. also about pizza too

[reblogs > likes, please reblog my artwork it means a lot]

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

I really like the name Bog, how did you come up with it? ^-^

ohhh good question, lets see if i remember cause i changed my og online name to it Years ago now. uh. im pretty sure that while i was trying to puzzle out my new name, i got really fascinated with bogs and bog bodies. and yk, bog isn't a word commonly used for names! so i thought it was neat and good enough - i figured that if it wore wrong, i could always change it

so yeah tldr i think bogs / bog bodies are cool, and bog is a funky word. funnily enough, im terrified of bogs. you could not pay me to go near one

[oexen]

i think more people should be publicly shamed for hacking up their fucking lungs mask free. not washing your hands and washing them for like 2 seconds too.

[randomnameless]

Correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't FE15 state that although god's control is removed, there's still evil in mankind's heart that must be vanquished or something along those lines? It kinda makes the whole "humanity f*ck yeah" shtick feel hypocritical doesn't it?

Yep,

Because FE15 couldn't nuke FE2 from its DNA, by virtue of being a remake.

So we have two, contradictory messages in this game : Duma BaD and Gods BaD and must go because BaD and they "make humans do BaD things"...

and you have the "gods might be bad, but humans are still BaD without their influence" message at the end - when the entire game (and the timeline and supplementary materials!!) has been pushing the first message.

So...

In a sea of "Gods BaD" waters coming from the remake, you still have the lone "evil remains in the hearts of men" raft that is, somehow, pushed to the forefront in Part 6 where both Celica AND Alm call Thabes the result of human folly, and the player knowing that Grima - who was originally the RED CAPSLOCK eldritch monstruosity before FEH retcon'd them in a tits'n'ass character to uwu about by stealing Anankos' backstory - was "man-made".

And yet, given how the "last word" about FE15 - as in last material revealed - was the timeline in the Memorial Book, we close FE15's book by "and Duma was BaD".

I mean, look at all those mentions of Rudy being so brave and strong and uwusome -> Duma's degenaration is directly tied to how awesome Rudy needs to be in this calendar.

Rudy is so brave to stand in front of a degenerating Duma? -> Duma was insane!

Rudy is so thoughtful and sticks to his promise to Duma by sealing Mila -> akshually Duma wasn't completely insane because he told him to seal Mila and not to kill her even if I said the inverse 3 lines earlier...

[8cfc00]

they should make podcasts more visual for me specifically to have an easier time drawing fanart

[theworstcreature]

I love when I’m baking and there’s a lil bit of batter/frosting/dough/whatever left over so I get to have a little snack while waiting for my tasty little treat

[anotherpapercut]

a bunch of my coworkers are 17 and 18 now so sometimes talking to them gives me psychic damage but today I was talking to one coworker in her 60s and another who's 17 and the 17 year old said he misses being emo ajhdksbs and i was like "it's never too late. join us." and my older coworker said "you'll go through phases" and I went "you say that but I'm 24 and I'm dressed like this" and she looked genuinely taken aback that I'm fully in my 20s and still identifying as an emo lmaoooo

[campanellamaria]

yes I suppose the strongest word we could describe genocide with is """"''''unflashy"""'''''

[ghostickle]

I really be cursed for everyone I meet to just end up using me huh

[marginal-effect]

that stupid reddit cake post is going to keep me up at night. its a single fucking layer of vanilla icing surrounded by chocolate. its vanilla, a ubiquitous flavor in most basic desserts. pick any standard chocolate cake recipe and it will probably tell you to add vanilla. literally a neutral element in this area, probably there to add color contrast or something. would you have gone ape shit if she added sprinkles instead? a strawberry slice? you motherfucker

[mrscrocombe]

I hate you advertsiments and commercials that use ASMR I hate you ASMR for commercial purposes I hate it when ppl create something and share it for free so that other people can enjoy it and the moment it gets popular it's taken by industries and over used to try and make us buy shit FUCK I hate you ASMR the good part about fizzing and crunching and hisses is that they're brief and soft it's not nice when those sounds are amplified and in super high definition that sucks actually

[kermitheefrog]

the supermacs in heuston station even has the same gaa sports crowd mural we have in ours??? like what does it have to do with tasty and tempting food at.superMACS

[the-mewrderus-duck]

Listen It might be because I'm ace but I couldn't give two shits about sex but I would fucking kill for fresh sourdough.

[doomdoomofdoom]

Being german specifically, I am not allowed to enter this conversation for my mental health.

I wanna know who the balls started the rumor that there's no good bread in America. Like I've seen a surprising number of Europeans leave comments on TikTok where they claim that there's nowhere to buy fresh baked bread in the US or that the bread that's available here has so much sugar that it would be considered cake everywhere else in the world. Like I get that people think the food in America is dogshit for a variety of well know reasons (also not true but that's a separate convo) but how did the bread thing in particular start like it's way too specific