#did your mom cut the fucking crust off all your sandwiches till you were 18?

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that stupid reddit cake post is going to keep me up at night. its a single fucking layer of vanilla icing surrounded by chocolate. its vanilla, a ubiquitous flavor in most basic desserts. pick any standard chocolate cake recipe and it will probably tell you to add vanilla. literally a neutral element in this area, probably there to add color contrast or something. would you have gone ape shit if she added sprinkles instead? a strawberry slice? you motherfucker