#who is the real pete?

[cowardlykrow]

And then Pete had to go to school like that and Ted still hasn't let him live it down. [That one scene from bobs burgers]

[lilacthebooklover]

hatchetverse but paul accidentally becomes everyone's parental figure. lex & hannah's? sure, they deserve a good parent who'll look out for them. stephanie lauter? yeah, why not, her dad highkey sucks. richie? absolutely, could even make them be biologically related for the lols. he meets peter through ted, they're chill (potential for angst if ted disappears in this iteration of the multiverse). he's the guy alice goes to about all of her stresses and worries- the 'cool uncle'. he meets ruth at the coffee shop where he sees emma before they have a concrete relationship, ruth is very vocal about how she wishes she could have a partner too. he could be even max freaking jagerman's unofficial dad (he does not think max has to fight off "one lousy skele'un" to be worth something). he tries to solve grace chasity's religious guilt with "yeah no sex is normal" and she views him as a source for all advice on the matter after that. paulkins but paul is a tired dad and emma doesn't find out he has like 50 kids until they've been dating a couple months and one of them randomly runs into his house. she introduces him to tim and he just rolls with it. it's another nephew, okay, neat. he's not great with kids but he finds himself with loads of them somehow anyway. then they all face off against sadistic eldritch gods and multiple cults together like a family. what more could you want?

[irradiatedsnakes]

ill-advised double date at burger hovel

roger: happily chatting about who-knows what gingi: Devouring. peter: feeling mildly nauseated at the sight. wishes he wasn't doing this. randy: paralyzed by awkwardness, is merely resting her hands on her burger without the courage to begin actually eating it due to the Scene unfolding before them. his burger's getting sweaty

[eltingvilleclubconfession]

i love that a majority of the eltingville self ship ocs are woc.. like theres 0 women of colour in the og comic and theres pretty much no women in the comic overall (which makes sense its a critique on like.. entitled white boys being mad abt comics and hating diveristy in comics is a big part of that) but it still makes me so happy to see the amount of woc in the fandom as a woc myself ^_^ like yesss a brown girl would have fixed bill and i believe that wholeheartedly

[slit-skirts]

Face-sitting with The Who.

West Palm Beach, FL, September 24, 2000.

[22:27]

John: Okay, I get to speak now. Hop along! Why are you putting up bloody cushions up? Must be heavy.

Pete (off-screen): Oh John, I could sit on your face.

More below.

Roger (off-screen): He’s the only one here wearing his jacket.

Pete: Even more perverse— even more perverse than that, I could sit on my own face.

John: That’s good— that’s a good trick. Okay, this one’s from Who’s Next album? It’s all about something I don’t have anymore, it’s called “My Wife.”

Later on in the concert - [43:56]:

Roger (off-screen): Bobby [Pridden, sound engineer], why haven’t I got one of them? Oh, that’s better!

Pete: My monitors feed it back into my— it’s a technical matter, Roger. It’s technical. You don’t have all this gear I got ‘cause you’ve got them things in your ears that make you look like you’re deaf.

Roger (off-screen): Well, I am, Pete. I really am.

Pete: Also make you look a bit like a doctor.

Roger: Well that’s— that’s part of the fun. That’s the upside.

Pete (off-screen): Probably part of your attraction to the females is they want you to play doctor with them.

Roger: Some of them! It’s been known.

Pete (off-screen): Can you stick that thing on my heart? Can you sit on my face?

Roger: I shan’t answer that.

Pete: Y’know, she’s made this cushion and he— oh, thank you.

Roger (off-screen): Y’know we’re gonna have to sign it. She’s making— have you made me a suit?

Roger: I could do with a suit, I’m going to a friend’s wedding in a week’s time.

Pete: This is another song from Who’s Next album. We should call this— we should call this tour ‘The Who plays Who’s Next over, and over, and over, and over again’ tour. 35 years. Y’know some of the best writing I ever did, and y’know what, I’m actually still fucking around with the same idea. I still find it endlessly satisfying and stimulating. This is a song about music itself, and it’s just called “Getting in Tune.”

[cent-scratchnsniff]

something bad did indeed happen to that man. spent abt 25 minutes trying to find a better picture of that one (1) offical piece with his eyes open that wasnt compressed or tiny

[unremarkable-gods]

in honour of being promoted to Deputy Stage Manager in my school's theatre department, top gun high school/sixth form au:

Dr Kazansky rules the drama department with an iron fist. always wearing black turtlenecks. never seen without his glasses, his coffee, and his terrifying glare (which earned him the moniker Dr Iceman). do not show up to rehearsals if you don't know your lines. death be upon the poor students who fuck around during tech and dress, because they will find out. he loves the crew tho.

Mr Call-Me-Mav Mitchell is the head of sports. you name it, he's played it, and he could absolutely give you pointers, also, do you want a protein bar with that? it's chocolate flavoured :) even the kids who Hate (capital H) sports love him. he is sunshine and adrenaline in human form. endless energy. no one knows why he is called maverick, but even the principal does it, so.

Mr Kerner is the principal. he is also the only person who can interrupt rehearsals and survive. dr kazansky loves him. inexplicably, maverick hates him. nough said.

Jake Seresin is the school's golden child, not even because he's Kazansky's nephew. he’s head boy. he’s on the school’s football/rugby team. he writes regular articles for the internal magazines. and this year, he’s playing Orpheus in the school’s production of Hadestown. everyone thinks it’s nepotism. it is and it’s not, jake just lost a bet to his Uncle Tom, and must now reap the consequences to said uncle’s delight.

Bradley Bradshaw has been stage crew since he was thirteen and an overworked runner, thank you very much. it’s his final show, he’s the DSM, and if fucking seresin ruins this for him, he will riot. dr kazansky should never let that happen. however, this is the same man who, last year, laughed when revealing that a screen on stage had turned off and bradley had to go on stage during the show to fix it. hm. maybe bradley should have re-thought his life choices. also: the turntable. the goddamn turntable.

other characters include: phoenix as eurydice, bob doing lighting, payback and fanboy as ASMs who flirt over the comms to everyones misery, cyclone as another drama teacher/stage manager,

maverick keeps turning up to rehearsals and trying to help because his favourite (cough only cough) godson and his favourite player are both interested in this stuff, so he should at least try, right? kazansky hates it until he doesn’t. kerner thinks it’s all fucking hilarious. bradley is embarrassed but its kinda endearing do NOT tell him i said that.

kazansky and maverick both bare witness to A Moment between their respective pseudo sons and decide the two simply must get together for their sakes and also so they never inflict that on another person ever.

bradley and jake both bare witness to A Moment between their respective pseudo fathers and decide the two simply must get together for their sakes and also so they never inflict that on another person ever.

kerner is cackling. Cackling.

[halfdeadwallfly]

[rainbowsuitcase]

Anyways, Tom Kazansky as Captain America except he flew planes and was just that good or something, and gets his new callsign Iceman after he wakes up in the modern day, because he was frozen in ice, get it, hah, you get it?

Yeah, Iron Man, we get it, fuck you too, Maverick. Because he likes to work alone and doesn’t listen to his team leader, get it?

"Guys, can you stop for one briefing? Just one, please, that’s all I'm asking."

"Sorry, Goose."

"Yeah, sorry, Goose."

[badnewswhatsleft]

just thought this person's description was so cute......🥹

[heir-of-the-chair]

See I love Pete and Steph and they work so well together because they are the only normal people in all of Hatchetfield

[studio313]

When rock music was for real.

[rpfshippingpolls]

⚠️ DON’T START DISCOURSE ABOUT RPF IN THE NOTES!! YOU WILL BE BLOCKED IF YOU DO SO ⚠️

Do you ship it?

Reason:

“Yes this came to me in a dream but where do I even begin? These two have far too much in common SPECIALLY when it comes to experimenting with music and being VERY opinionated about the music they wanna make. Also they're both weird, lanky, tall guitar players and I think it would be nice if they kissed. Or even interacted in any capacity I wish there was proof they even met...”

Submitted by @minty-playhouse

[yujeong]

I see a lot of conflating between possessiveness and jealousy in regards to VegasPete, so I'd like to add my (possible) controversial opinion on it:

Both Vegas and Pete are possessive freaks - their ways of showing it are vastly different, but it's there. They have not, do not and will not feel jealousy over anything or anyone ever though.

[randomsufff]

You know- before I go and watch the peak cinema that is Sonic 3 tomorrow, I just have to confess…

I don’t actually care for Sonic and have only been watching the movies for Lee Majdoub.

Never played the games growing up, don’t know or care about any of lore, and I never was into the franchise at any point in my life besides the fandubs (that is quite literally my only point of reference lore-wise).

Ive been a fan of Lee Majdoubs ever since his appearance in Dirk Gently- and my love for him as an actor only grew as I saw how active he is with his fans (I’m 90% sure he has a tumblr? Could be wrong)

I can’t even remember if I knew Lee was in the first movie before watching it or if I found out after deciding to watch the funny blue rat fight Jim Carrey but now Agent Stone has become one of my favorite characters.

Anyways- shout out to Lee Majdoub- I am probably quite literally the only person who excited to see Sonic 3 solely because Stone is meshing with the main crew. 👍

[queerophenia]

-"roger was always tough... assertive... masculine..." -"they had an addiction to friction" 🤨🤨🤨 -"it's almost like they're like two jigsaw pieces and when you bring them together they fit together" well said bill -the serene ocean clips with the voiceover about pete and roger's love-anger relationship takes me tf out. idk why -"the creative sauce" -playing the intro to Love Reign O'er Me after talking about Pete and Roger's relationship dynamic is certainly... a choice in editing