#who is Mary Watson?

[reallyunluckyrunaway]

Please SOMEBODY make it happen!!!!

[dawndauce]

he doesn't have to choose

[tremendously-crazy]

sometimes, i forget that people ship sherlock holmes with characters other than watson. genuinely startles me

[foolsocracy]

gave mj her license

[thinwhitedoc]

SHERLOCK | Martin Freeman as John Watson

[uncharted-constellations]

Dreaming about them 🥰

[writer-designer-vampireslayer]

Did this back in ‘21 and was disappointed in how this turned out but my lil cousin saw it the other day and loved it so I’ll put it out into the aether

[lokiiied]

so funny how season 1-3 of bbc sherlock is like: amazing masterpiece flaunting spectacular yes slow burn homoerotic platonic romance comedy drama detective show

and then s4 bbc sherlock is like: sherlock holmes is a drug addict

johns wife sacrifices herself to save sherlock and now his life has incurred a value and he must constantly try to fill that void of her but he’s suicidal because john will never forgive him for “killing her” even though john had considered cheating on her but sherlock’s sister shows up in disguise as a client and shows him that his life does matter and now him and john have a child to raise so they team up for one last time to visit the holmes’ secret sister in the most top secret penitentiary in the world run by moriarty who is alive but not really and then she traps them in a psychological suicide game with mycroft where they are forced to: murder, open up, make mycroft say “i love you” to his brother and make sherlock say “i love you” to john’s reflection in the window, torturing poor molly hooper. and finally, freeing sherlock’s sister from their traumatising childhood home in her mind and uncovering the buried body of his childhood best friend who she murdered by exposing his deep deep desire to love and be loved (platonically) and once all that is over sherlock and john move back in to 221b together and be co-parents. just as mary’s ghost (and ms. hudson) wanted all along!!!

[penofsteele]

My favourite thing about ACD Johnlock is that you can essentially just cite the entire existing text as evidence. We don't even need evidence at this point, it's just there. It's a love story. The only people we have to convince are the people who haven't read them.

[laceddoll]

[thestargayzingheroine]

Preserving this meme I made for posterity.

And don't worry, this has SO many uses!

[tremendously-crazy]

Pov: The sign of four got announced for sherlock & co

Half of the fandom: OMG YAYYY IM SO EXCITED THEYRE DOING IT NO WAYY

The other half of the fandom:

[foolsocracy]

reject the canon noir mary jane. embrace the entirely made up one in ur head

[dannidorina]

Yknow the meme. The meme.

[brown-spider]

Does ATSV pass the Bechdel test. It doesn't feel like it

[theshadowrealmitself]

Not enough stories of MJ, Gwen, and Harry getting attacked at the same time/around the same time

Gwen because this is after her father’s death and the villain going after her is thinking wouldn’t it just really fuck with Spidey if he was essentially “responsible” for the death of both of the Stacy’s?

Harry because maybe he knows that Spidey, for whatever reason, means a lot to his friend, so he’s given out statements opposing his father, so the villain going after him is like it’s gonna fuck with Spidey that somebody who openly supports him gets attacked

Then MJ because maybe for the same reason as Harry, maybe because there’s rumors that her and Spidey are dating, maybe they were going after her photographer (Peter) but couldn’t find him so they just said screw it grab the famous person, maybe Spidey’s a fan and this’ll still affect him

Either way, all 3 of them get kidnapped and put in near death situations, but he saves them, he saves all of them, and they get carted away, and then he’s called away because the villains are all attacking still, so he spends the rest of the day doing really stressful, live-saving stuff, like rescuing a bus full of children, holding train tracks together and letting the train run over his back to save everyone inside of it, etc etc etc

So the day finally ends, he’s in emotional and physical shambles, barely holding himself up, but before he can let himself rest, he needs to check on his friends (who don’t know he’s Spidey, don’t know he feels guilty for all them getting attacked, but thankfully don’t blame him for not coming earlier because they weren’t allowed visitors earlier)

But he has to figure out who to visit first: Gwen, who he found out dies in a lot of other universes so she might be in the worst condition, Harry, his best friend who wouldn’t have any other visitors (other than Norman trying to convince him this is all Spidey’s fault) and gets hurt when he feels Peter doesn’t prioritize him, or MJ, who he’s been flaking on as Peter Parker to be Spiderman (even more guilt if it’s the version where the villain was after him, but he wasn’t there)

(Also it’s definitely gonna get out whoever gets visited first because there’s no way he can make to the second person before the first person realizes what terrible shape he’s in and calls over the medical staff)