#who got his ass possessed trying to gain powers

[psykoe100]

Drew my sona *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

[hopeless-avo]

AU | SY Transmigrates as Someone Else | WQW Edition

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In this world, when attempting to transfer SY into SQQ, the system glitches.

This glitch happens as the ‘SQQ villain’ role is still occupied, meaning SQQ would have still been present in his body, probably being able to counteract/treat the Qi deviation when it started, as he had some magical herb or another that he had on him due to his previous occurrences and history of bad deviations, so he survives.

SY is just there in the system’s waiting room, watching this screen and text glitch out.

He questions this malfunctioning system on wtf it wants him to do /who he would have become, cause come on, obviously he was gonna be isekai’ed and has suspicions on where he would be going as of what he was going off about and the voices he heard before he expired.

He chooses to shelve his panic and grief for later when he has time to process and mourn once he removes himself from whatever the fuck this situation is, cause like duh, he is dead he’ll never see his family againohmygod-

Anyways, he finds out that he would have been placed in SQQ’s body and nope what the hell do you want me to die?!?! and tries to see if he could be anyone else, ‘cause like come on, it’s PIDW!

He wants to at least be able to see all the cool flora and fauna if he has no choice of what world he will be living in, and although living as a woman may mean he gets to live longer, there is the threat of the heavenly pillar and the sudden transition of living as a man to a woman would be just too jarring.

So! After the system sorta relents at seeing that this guy is giving it another way to operate as well as saving its ass from being taken to see its higher-ups, it gives a list of potential other people that he can become that sorta has similar power and potential to affect the plot as being SQQ would have granted, although never as much given SQQ’s natural predisposition.

SY gets given the choice of LQG, QQQ, The Old Palace Master, Gongyi Xiao, and a few others.

Given his desire of wanting to live a relatively alive existence, he forgoes the more plot-present characters, such as Gongyi Xiao and The Old Palace Master, as well as LQG (cause he does not want to get shanked by SQQ, please and thank you), and due to previous arguments and reasons, he forgoes QQQ.

He looks over the remaining names and sees WQW, a character that doesn’t actually appear or get mentioned much in PIDW, is known to be the peak lord of the sword-forging peak, has massive muscles and has literally, like, one line when LBH got sent over and picked up Zheng Yang.

Additionally, the guy owns that sword that can tell if someone is possessed, so he would only have to stay away from the thing if the system doesn’t ensure that he can’t be ousted as such.

With this, SY as WQW would be living his best life as this guy bc he can fly on his sword all day and stay away from the plot while planning his escape when Cang Qiong Mountain Sect sets alight!

So with his choice made, SY, now WQW, wakes up half-disorientated, his forearms aching and the sounds of crying children and concerned/panicked teenagers.

After he gets dragged to Qian Cao Peak, the still-glitching system gives him the rundown of the situation of how he entered his new body; apparently Original!WQW got caught up in trying to stop a disciple from experimenting with volatile sword materials and the forge blew up as he tried to do damage control after he got everyone out, gaining a head injury and leaving him with plausible temporary amnesia, in addition to a sort of broken/glitched OOC lock that gradually corrupts over time till it's gone due to the vague understanding of the guy.

SY|WQW [we’ll just call him WQW from now on] realised that he was placed in PIDW a few months before the disciple choosing where LBH officially enters the sect, gets picked, and then is abused by SQQ [future him problem!!!] and although he doesn’t want LBH to face all those injustices, the system will not let him take purposeful actions to change certain plot points in the face of system punishment.

After he is fully released from Qian Cao Peak, he is expected by both the sect and mandated by the system to attend the disciple choosing.

While watching the poor children climb the massive staircase and start digging their hole to the best of their ability in an attempt to become a part of the prestigious sect and change the course of their life which they would most likely wish they didn’t join when LBH sets this place on fire…and sees what he thinks is a smol fluffy girl who has the determination and a spark in her eye attempting to dig a massive hole meticulously to catch the eye of a peak lord.

He runs through each wife in LBH’s harem to see if he can match this cute jie-jie with, and can’t seem to match her.

Looking around, he takes note that the other peak lords are overlooking her, seemingly disinterested or glancing her over with slight disgust at her thoroughly worn-through but obviously meticulously cleaned-up/washed clothing.

His eyeing had caught the eye of a little girl, most likely NYY who stood next to who he could only assume to be SQQ. She asks SQQ something about having a new martial sibling, which draws the attention of both SQQ and LQG to the girl.

Obviously having changed something as now NYY is eyeing this girl instead of her future demon harem husband system don’t punish me, as well as placing this jie-jie in the lane of SQQ, who is eyeing her with an unnamed but obviously not good look cause this cute girl is in front of a lecherous man as well as in the sight of LQG who wow has such a womanly visage I'd have thought that he would be more gruff who is set to die off in a few years and is peak lord of a boyish and brutish peak which he doesn't think that such a pretty jie-jie should be on, there is only one thing he can do!

So, at the end of the day, he ends up picking this smol bean before these ppl can get their hands on her, as obviously she wasn’t accepted in the original PIDW and if she had lived would have most likely ended up as a harem member, cause no way would such a cute bean not grow up and not catch the eye of LBH!

Obviously he won't let her suffer such a fate or leave her in the hands of SQQ. This causes some of his martial siblings to side-eye him, as he has a history of choosing more well-built candidates and not skinny dirty runts that look like death-warmed-over.

This smol jie-jie has sparkles in her eyes as she gets called over by one of WQW’s runners, which light up more the closer she gets to her new to-be-Shuzin!!! HIM!

WQW feels proud of his choice and decides that that is enough of tempting fate and the system, so he turns to leave, promising himself to ensure this little jie-jie lives her best life away from the plot [and LBG and his harem] on his peak!

…not seeing the system glitching and erroring to hell and back, not able to punish him as it was not a purposeful choice and raging in its system space at the hell that its higher-ups would put it through.

All because SY|WQW didn’t take note of the child’s outerwear. :)

[thekatea]

Character analysis - Da On

Episode 6 was so wild I've spent 3 hours writing character analysis: one for Da On, one for Jae Min and one for Su Hyeon. I needed to collect my thought, now I'm sharing my subjective take on them.

I understand a lot of people are frustrated with his “lack of action” and passiveness when interacting with Su Hyeon and how blind he was about Jae Min’s schemes. But let’s put that behavior in the larger context. Da On was neglected throughout his childhood - growing up with a father who was addicted to gambling and a passive mother who did nothing to help her family, as his sister said - just lying down crying. It’s obvious he did not receive much love and support as he was growing up. He did not have healthy relationships examples, hence for him it’s hard to judge what is good or bad, appropriate, real care and manipulation etc. No one knows what is right, you learn by experiencing it. If he never experienced real care, how would he know if what we receive is right or not?

For specific “relationships” Su Hyeon is not some random dude that showed up at Da On’s life and right away turned aggressive. He was his beloved hyung during university. They knew each other for 7-8 years. He liked him. From the flashbacks we can see he was pushy, borderline disregarding Da On’s feelings (the library scene with the ring would be a good example), but it was never aggressive in the past and knowing Da On liked him, it might even be seen as a possessive flirting. He was someone who protected Da On.But he was also someone Da On never thought he could have, since he was in a “relationship” with Jae Min. And then he was gone after that “beating up a guy” moment. Probaby without much explanation. He never got a real closure. He saw someone who was taking care of him almost kill a man, and then he was gone.

And now he is back all angry, aggressive, possessive and with so much actual power over Da On’s life. He is not someone you can just say: fuck off, because the consequences might be: you losing your job, you being completely blacklist from the industry you work in, someone getting serious hurt or even potentially killed. Su Hyeon is not some ugly ass bitch that hit on Da On in a bar, someone he can reject and move on with his life. Su Hyeon is someone with great social, economical and emotional power over Da On. So from Da On’s perspective, with his lack of support system in literally all areas of his life, all he can do is de-escalate while trying to keep Su Hyeon in check so he won’t cross the line too far. He was not completely passive, agreeing to each and all Su Hyeon’s requests and demands. He set as much of a boundary as he could at any given moments - sometimes it was telling him strict no when they were in public place and Su Hyeon could not hurt him, but sometimes when they were alone, it was being passive, because he knows how aggressive and fucking nuts Su Hyeon can be when he does not get what he wants.

And that’s why he did not try to push away Su Hyeon when he forced that kiss on him in the beginning of episode 6. Because the consequences might have been worse than said kiss. He is traumatized by Su Hyeon's past and current behavior. He cannot predict when he will lash out next time, and how it will end, It’s not a unique behavior. Many victims of sexual assault do not fight their abuser out of fear of the escalation of the situation. It’s still not their fault, they were still assaulted. Being passive out of fear is not consent.

Moving on to his “situationship” with Jae Min. Initially he might have been the one who Da On liked. I am honestly not sure if at first he just admired him, or he truly had a crush on him. But it also does not matter much. Jae Min was kind and helpful hyung who was the first person in his life that offered him help, who seemed more interested in just making sure he improves and is in a good place, than gaining anything from it (free tutoring being the case). By all means he was the tiny part of normalcy in Da On’s life. For the longest time the only friend. Jae Min is extremely good at hiding his true nature. There was no reason for Da On to suspect anything. But since Jae Min always treated Da On as just a friend, he moved on with his romantic feelings - and started to like Su Hyeon. From Da On’s perspective, not much happened or changed even when Jae Min was “dating” Su Hyeon. He still admired Jae Min, he was this constant part of his life. When something seemed wrong between Jae Min and Su Hyeon, he was on Jae Min’s side, even when he liked Su Hyeon. Jae Min was the good part of his life.

I can easily see how his feelings started to grow after Su Hyeon left. He was left with Jae Min and Jae Min alone in his life. And I’m sure Jae Min made sure it was the case for years. After what happened with Su Hyeon, I’m sure he made sure to not make the mistake of letting Da On get close to anyone else. So Jae Min was literally all Da On had. And he never did anything wrong. Not once. But maybe he did? It’s obvious he crossed the boundary Da On tried to set countless times. How Da On told him not to get involved with his family, and Jae Min kept doing that. And it made Da On feel so in debt and guilty. And that made him feel like he is connected to Jae Min even more. Jae Min And Da On had no one in his life to call Jae Min’s actions out. To question the validity of his “help” and the true goals he might have. To show Da On how sneaky and manipulative he is.

But also, even if someone did, I don’t think Da On would listen. Why? Because Jae Min was the only person in his life that cared for him, stayed with him, and did not leave. turning his back on Jae Min would mean being comp;letely alone, and being alone is fucking scary.

And that leads me to why Da On had no issue pushing Jae Min off of him when Jae Min kissed him - because he never, not once saw Jae Min being aggressive. He never feared him. He had no reason to think pushing Jae Min away might put him or someone else in danger. It’s not like Da On did not push away Su Hyeon coz he liked the kiss, and Da On coz he did not. He just felt more safe to react in one situation compared to the other.

And then we have Seong Hyeon who showed up and Da On was “confronted” with what true selflessness means, true care and genuine feelings. And that’s when he slowly started to see that what was between him and Su Hyeon and him and Jae Min was just wrong. That’s when he started to set boundaries. That’s when he for the first time told Jae Min “no”. Because he experienced what a healthy friendship/relationship should be like. BUT you cannot just change your personality in one day. The bad habits and the passiveness caused by neglect, manipulation and trauma does not go away just because you were confronted with them. He takes tiny steps to improve his situation, but also himself. He falls back into bad coping mechanisms out of fear. Because change and healing takes time.

And that’s why he tries to push Seong Hyeon away, because at the moment it is the only way he knows how to protect him. He does not understand quite yet that Seong Hyeon truly likes him. He does not want him to be hurt, simply coz he feels pity for Da On and wants to help him. So he willingly locks himself in the cage with the abuser, and leaves Seong Hyeon safe, outside of it. He is yet to understand that he could lock the abuser, while stepping out of the cage himself. Tho from the end of episode 6, we might see actual progress in that area so yey!

Anyway, Da On is a dude that experienced a lot of trauma and neglect, had no examples of healthy relationships in his life, had all the burden of supporting himself and also worrying about his sister. He was a young guy who, as far as I see it, was groomed by two influential seniors into an easily manipulated and put in place possession. He was in that cage for years (7+, with Jae Min probably longer since they met when Da On was still preparing for university). You cannot heal, move on and set strict boundaries in a day. I honestly think he actually does so much better in this situation than the MAJORITY of people would. No matter how I see him, I do not think he is weak. The fact he did not break down yet for me proves he is strong. He just needs some guidance, be confronted with good experiences and behaviors to see how bad his situation is, so he can make a conscious choice to leave.

[dork-a-doodle]

Cringe is dead and I’m redesigning my old UT/DR OC/Self-Insert: Echo (she/they)

Info dump about them below the cut!

So I originally made them in the wake of Deltarune’s release, when the whole “we, the players, are possessing Kris 😱” thing was very fresh and the whole Undertale Multiverse was still going strong. So naturally they started out as basically a self insert, the version of me that played Undertale and later Deltarune.

So a quick rundown of their lore (btw I make no apologies for the Mary Sue aspects of this):

They originally controlled Frisk, doing several different Runs, endlessly curious about the world

At the end of their most recent True Pacifist they find their way back in the True Lab and into a part of it they hadn’t seen before

While exploring they accidentally activated a machine from before Alphys’s time and get Gastered

…kind of

Instead of being fully “shattered across space and time” they’re just… slightly fractured across space and time

Tbh I like to think of it like they got hurled full force at the 4th wall and got stuck in it like jello

Not really breaking the 4th wall so much as jiggling it aggressively and gaining an new kind of perspective

This had some interesting consequences, including (but not limited to):

separating from Frisk (who runs out of the Lab in fear) and gaining a physical form of their own

the ability to slip into different universes at a whim

the inability to talk normally, now effectively “speaking” in text box noises (lmao get Animal Crossing-ed idiot) and thus can’t be understood by most people (with a few exceptions)

the ability to posses objects and other people (which they do feel the need to sometimes as their true form is off putting to most, though they try not to possess people if they can help it)

others probably? haven’t quite figured that out yet

Which these newfound abilities, they decide to explore the multiverse and see all the interesting things it has to offer

But first, they decide they want a traveling companion, so they don’t get lonely

And they know the perfect candidate, someone who understands what it’s like to have unfathomable power and the want to explore all possibilities with that power for your own entertainment and curiosity’s sake

Someone who really doesn’t have anything left to seek in this world

And damn it if Flowey isn’t very interested in that offer

This arrangement is a strangely balanced symbiosis

For Flowey:

traveling the multiverse gives him a kind of clean slate he could never achieve on his own, especially with the loss of his reset powers

the multiverse is also very interesting and fun to explore

they know what he’s been through and what kind of a person that’s made him better than anyone else. they understand it, and they know to judge him for it would be hypocritical

For Echo:

so long as Flowey is attached to them in some capacity he can understand their strange “speech” and frequently acts as a translator (they are also learning sign language to ease that burden)

he’s far more experienced in battle and frequently acts as protection in more aggressive universes

re: the point about mutual understanding

Flowey is also unable to absorb their soul, which means his power over them is limited and if he crosses a line they’re fully able to ditch is ass in any universe they want

It’s notable that while Echo’s curiosity can occasionally override their morality, they’re still more inclined to chose the kinder option

I consider them to be chaotic neutral, leaning towards chaotic good

(I also personally see Flowey as somewhere between true neutral and chaotic neutral, occasionally slipping into chaotic evil. What can I say, he’s a nuanced guy)

Anyway, they travel the multiverse together, experiencing new things, seeing interesting sights, causing chaos

Eventually they find themselves in the Deltarune side of the multiverse

The universe they end up in is one where the entity possessing Kris is an incredibly malevolent one

Or I should say, the entity that was supposed to be possessing Kris

As Echo senses the Bad Vibes approaching this random human child, they say “absolutely the fuck not” and possess Kris themself to block the entity

This does mean they have to drop Flowey to do this, so he’s just kinda in the background for the time being

From there it’s basically just Chapter 1 until the point when Kris rips out the soul and goes to eat some pie

While they’re distracted, Flowey climbs in and breaks open the cage so Echo can unpossess the soul and leave now that the malicious entity is gone

They do decide to stick around and check out these Dark Worlds

Luckily for them, while they were busy dealing with the classroom Dark World, Flowey took the time to explore the town and found this perfectly good empty vessel that someone seems to have discarded

Deciding not to question it, they possess the vessel and wait for a new Dark World to open so they can explore it together

And that’s the basics of their story (or as much of it as I have ironed out lol). Hopefully this hyperfixation stays with me cuz I’d love to explore their character a lot more 😁

[thecrazyworldbuilder]

Worldbuilding rambles #1

What is a Utopia exactly? Let's make one.

A land without problems. Housing? There's countless plants, ground corals and zooplanta that grow around the world, forming elaborate and easy to inhabit burrows for anyone to reside in. Food? The spores/seeds of said vegetation are highly nutritious, and the populations of countless swarming animals are maintained healthy by predators in the wild; Hunting is easy via kill-pits, formed naturally via said vegetation. Water? Rains, and again, vegetation that stores water in various ways; Open bowls, root canisters, and leaf water bulbs.

I'm picturing something like if Scorn (biomech world) had Pandora's (JC Avatar) vibe.

What problems could possibly arise from there, one might ask? I believe there would be, still, just… With lesser stakes.

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Do you have any army structures in your projects? Ranks, divisions sizes, names, et.c.

I always thought irl armies got confusing as hell naming systems and lots of inconsistency. Like if some big ass general at some point hated being called general because it sounds bad so he invents some "Grand Admiral" rank or something idk. I've had a complex rank system (which I am ought to use in Voice of Steel) with… I think about 50+ ranks?

But also have been thinking of systems like… Based on powers of two, on multiples of ten, on dozenal numbers, et.c. In terms of division sizes that is.

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It's… Curious how oftentimes folks try to make gods of opposites and all for worldbuilding, uniting way too many ideologies that end up just. Too vague.

I thought of a matrix of gods of sorts, it being a 3x3x3 cube with dimensions of:

Benevolence vs Malevolence (keeping to the Four Universal Rules, or not keeping to them for personal profit)

Order vs Chaos (stagnation, or change)

Creation vs Destruction

The whole thing can be expanded into a tesseract by adding another axis, or even higher hypercubes, by adding even more axis. Each time, the amount of "alignments" of this sort will triple. So, there's 3, 9, 27, 81, et.c. alignments possible. Benevolent, orderly destruction - And you get a crusader god of sorts, a blind judge with a sword off to serve the Steel Law.

Malevolent, chaotic creation - And you get cancer cells, which spread out and bring land to ruin with their presence.

I love those meta ideas because this already sounds flawed. Who is to judge what is what? Who is who? Misused, this system will be used to motivate genocide and whatnot.

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Concept: Suit-heroica.

The whole idea of this is that it is the suits that bring people powers. Think Ironman, who, even though he is hella smart rich and everything without the armor, does rely on his MARKs about 95% of the time.

Characters wear mantles of heroes, and gain powers related to them. Can be just one clothespiece, like a cape, mask, hat that gives you these powers. But could be also the stereotypical spandex or outright, yet again, Ironman-type full-body suit of armor.

The "heroes" live on, changing "wearers" over time. Some hunters take away the powerful clothespieces and wear several at once; Some kind of Tiger Amulet, Wizard Cloak, and idk, Spring-Heel Jack Boots. In total, you get people who would rather be what they are not - Just to have the powers associated with this something. Come on, a tiger-wizard-vampire gentleman dude is an interesting thought, but I doubt that normies would line up in queue to be something like this.

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World of ITEMAGICKA: All magic resides within artifacts, which, when possessed allow users to cast specific spells or gain specific powers. Everyone got overcomplicated designs, and countless spells ready to go.

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Thought of this: We all know concubi (sing. "concubus" - a gender neutral term for sexual energy feeding demons: Succubi and Incubi, female and male respectively¹), right? Those are of lust, as a mortal sin. What the other six mortal sins would look like? Tempting entities that corrupt mortals and push them to do things related to their respective sin²?

¹ Although, the etymology of those words implies a little bit different story, where rather than meaning "female" and "male" horny demons, it means "bottom" and "top" horny demons. ² As well the definition of "sin" itself is somewhat vague to me. As a person who has designed their own ideology (Four Universal Rules), based on the Golden rule (do upon others as you'd wish them to do upon you), "sins" per their definition do not make sense. Gluttony as "overconsumption to the point of waste" makes sense, but as "the innate human need to eat Something Tasty" it does not. Lust is vaguemost as it mashes too many things together - As long as sexual acts fit the Harkness test, to me, they simply cannot be sinful. Greed is a good take, capitalism be damned. Sloth is the most bullshit one since laziness does not exist and the word itself is more often used as a way to force people into labor/paint ideological enemies in a bad color. Wrath is just the violation of the Golden Rule, if put simply. Envy sounds like it's a good take, to some degree, until you remember it's been weaponized so that higher-ups could say to the lower-class folks "You are envious of me being a parasite of society and that's bad, you should be exiled to live in a monastery". Pride is just "thinking yourself first before God" and is just another organized religion/cult manipulation technique.

. Actually had a somewhat dope idea regarding magic, runes and wayshrines.

Hear me out.

A magic system built around wayshrines, each of which bears a single rune out of a complete alphabet. Each stone can be activated daily at high noon, and imprint onto whoever activated it.

By traveling from stone to stone and activating them at midday, you can pretty much just type out spells.

I -ten miles later- M -waits a whole day- M -travels to a remote island- O -travels back to main land, then 58 miles later- R -breaks leg, heals up for several months, returns on the quest now with a sick ass cane- T -77 miles later- A -158.5 miles later- L -goes waaay back to a familiar place- I -goes by a memorized path to another familiar place- T -300+ miles later on a different part of the continent- Y -returns to homeland, gets robbed and dies in a ditch before getting to the ENTER/SEND/CAST stone-

[beasts-embrace]

Hi! I saw this commission of your OC, https://www.tumblr.com/heraxic/758180787934953472/commission-beasts-embrace-s-oc

And he looks amazing! And if you don’t mind my plethora of questions.

What is he? Where is he from? What’s his name and where can I see more of him?

oh wow, this was such a nice ask to receive, thank you, anon for both your interest and compliment, you really made my night!! i dont mind answering at all.

he's actually a bloodborne oc, so if you're unfamiliar with the game and its premise, i'll try to explain it so even someone who isn't a fan understands. also gonna put this under a readmore because yikes it got outta hand.

basically in his city, yharnam, there is a disease known as the scourge that steadily transforms people into what are really just werewolves (they're simply referred to as beasts in the game). because this disease has been so rampant, and so many of the city's citizens have been turned into savage monsters, there's groups of people devoted to hunting down the infected known as hunters. my character, elias, happens to be one of them. he's a talented hunter and a savage on the battlefield, but outside of hunting, he's as kind as can be. fastest way to summarize him is through a tumblr post i saw a while ago: he's "submissive in the way a livestock guardian dog is submissive to the sheep it kills for"

unfortunately, he began to manifest the first signs of the scourge. in the game, there's something known as runes. hunters can equip these symbols and gain powers through them. through a lot of bullshit and LOTS of headcanons of my own, he came in possession of a forbidden rune known as the beast's embrace. the rune was intended to control the power of the scourge, and it mostly succeeded, but it transforms its users into a partial beast. given players can use it, i imagine it allows hunters to keep their mind so they're not constantly succumbing to bloodlust. they're just...more furry looking lol. so elias gave up his diseased human self and has taken on this monstrous state to keep his mind intact.

this is not the only thing he's sacrificed. because he resembles a beast more than a human, he is ostracized. out of the desire to protect his city and loved ones, he continues hunting those who have fully fallen prey to the scourge, this time alone. despite his isolation, he's kept his altruistic nature, but overtime that altruism is often at the expense of his own safety.

i ended up liking him so much that i drag his ass through billions of aus now, whether fandom or original.

i have a few pieces of art i'd be happy to share! he's been through a few redesigns so a lot of the art is inconsistent, with the one you found him from being his most modern design. initially he was identical to the beast's embrace model from the game. i'd upload an image, but it's kind of comical how difficult it is to get a good screenshot of bloodborne. over time i wanted him to be a little less scraggly and more bulky.

tumblr's finicky, but on my mobile profile the banner art features him! my endless thanks goes to my buddy miao for drawing him and their awesome oc, valentine :]

hanteeyo is responsible for this one! also an incredible artist

you didn't ask, but i also have art for his human self here. very stark difference!

credit goes to marbleboa for making him look incredible!

[agathabridgerton]

i have to laugh bc i saw someone say mystra "was done so dirty in bg3" like LMFAO the last mystra literally had wizards duking it out with each other to become her chosen or whatever and then it got so bad that eventually one of the mystra's was like "alright this sucks ass now nevermind". and then there was the time mystra possessed a mortal woman and had seven daughters as her with the woman's husband and that fucking killed the woman and the husband abandoned them bc he'd had no idea and then mystra saddled elminster with the youngest three. the wizard fights was how azuth became mystra's chosen and then mystra's daughters (who aren't aasimar like aylin, just very powerful wizards/sorcerers) are also her chosen, though i think two of them are dead now. and she ALSO put elminster through a bunch of bullshit tests and started like right after his whole family was murdered or whatever so like that man can have his cheese from my camp, i'll chew him out later. and like yeah all that was from the first mystra but one of the first things this new mystra has done is wreck gale so i don't think that speaks highly to her character nor is out of line with previous incarnations. she may be "neutral good" but only as it pertains to her portfolio, in my view - she is "good" for protecting magic and the chaos of some actions cancel out with the lawfulness of her stringent rules for the use of magic. AND even if she was basically dead for most of gale's life and they only met "face to face" thirteen years before the events of the game and started dating then, when gale was already an adult, i would still consider it grooming. he was raised in a society - especially in waterdeep bc it's a center of magic - that venerates "good" aligned gods because they're literally irrefutably real. gale was obviously taught to value the weave and hold great respect for mystra, he attended one of the most prestigious academies of magic, and he was mentored by elminster himself. he was in a unique position to be used by mystra as wizards before him had been used - notably elminster himself, but also literally azuth, the patron lesser deity of wizards. (and the letters elminster sends to gale in his origin and if he becomes a god speak to the guy holding so much guilt for being party to the abuse gale faced - that he should have done more to prevent gale's downfall, especially bc he is one of mystra's survivors.) and then azuth's last line in the series of books in bg3 about the gods is literally about forever yearning for mystra. so then gale wasn't even pulling the idea of getting more power out of his ass or anything, someone else was given power/allowed to obtain it to the point of becoming a god in service to mystra. he disobeyed mystra's boundaries for using magic/gaining power, yes, but in his origin when you talk to mystra and say "i just wanted to be worthy of you" or w/e she says that gale was already worthy and just lacked patience. so again he wasn't even told a solid no it may have been more of a "no right now" no. (i say maybe bc atp mystra might just be gaslighting gale, trying to pretend that she hadn't been 100% forever and ever denying him, i wouldn't put it past her.) of course what's taken into account for deciding godly alignment is going to be a bit different than for beings without a godly portfolio. like!!!!! mystra can be dead in my eyes and still have neutral good alignment as a goddess bc for her most of all it's fucking complicated, seeing as she is like... the lifeblood of the realms or whatever. anyways. to end this... long-winded rant. part of what make's gale's story and romance so compelling is that he's completely correct when he says that the gods don't truly care about mortals, that they just cower behind ao. they can't really care bc they forget what it's like to be mortal, they depend on having mortal souls. they are just dressed up devils, dealing in souls. no good is wholly "good." they all have the power to save lives, to change lives for the better, yet squalor remains. it's an imperfect universe. compelling!

[starshiniez]

Summarizing all the manga arcs in TBHK for my boyfriend who hasn’t read them.

The Clock Keepers Arc

Part One

The clock keepers arc was completely skipped over in the manga. My guess is that they’ll animate it in the upcoming season considering how plot-heavy it is

As all the mysteries start, Aoi tells Nene about a school mystery. This one being: no. 1!

Aoi states that the Clock Keepers are supernatural beings, who can bend time to keep the peace at the school. Nene, noticing the pattern of “Aoi-talks-about-mystery-it-happens” and is understandably concerned

She (And Kou, since his classmates are turning young to old in seconds) go to Hanako about their concerns and he restates what Aoi said: the Clock Keepers are three supernatural entities who bend time: one controls the past, one controls the future, and one can stop time.

The Gang (trademark) investigate the predicament further, and Hanako doesn’t really know where they are (much to Kou’s annoyance). Hanako admits they don’t like him because he said they could “do as much pervy stuff as they wanted with their powers”

Then, Hanako finally remembers something important: one of the clock keepers is hiding as a student in the school. Hanako thinks it’s Aoi, but Nene’s not convinced.

Speak of the devil, Aoi and Akane are here now, bursting through the door!

Hanako takes this opportunity to possess Nene, and fundanshi the fuck out— I mean try to get information from Aoi.

(But like dude. Come on. ((Kou too?)) /silly

Anyway, Akane pulls up and grabs “Nene” by the arm, dragging “her” away. Kou and Real Nene follow suit, leaving a disappointed looking Aoi by herself.

Eventually they catch up, finding Akane in shambles, and “Nene” waiting for them. (they also find out Akane & Aoi have been neighbors their whole lives, and Akane and liked Aoi since they were kids.)

Kou mentions that Teru told him to be cautious of Akane, since “when his childhood friend is involved, he’ll fly off the handle at the drop of a hat”

Some activities later (Akane threatening Hanako, Hanako calling Aoi flat-chested, Akane beating him) Nene is finally in her body again, and The Gang gets Akane in on the “finding out what’s wrong with Aoi” mission.

They follow her around— seeing her daily life of getting hit on by every guy & getting princess treatment. Every guy admires her for the smallest of things. (Such as walking.)

After they find her in the auditorium Akane admits that this sort of thing has happened to Aoi since they were younger: boys would pull her aside to ask her out, even threatening her, but he just “happened” to always be there to make sure she’s okay. (Beating their asses)

Hanako seems to have come to a conclusion of some kind.

Promptly, he pulls Nene close to him, and makes a chandelier fall from the ceiling.. right over Aoi.

Surprise! Akane is a Clock Keeper! Good Job Hanako!

Akane froze time. Standing there with a whole new look, holding Aoi (unconscious, mind you)

After Akane tries to fight Hanako for pulling that stunt, they all decide to talk about it somewhere else— considering the mess.

They talk, and Akane’s like “wow Yashiro, I can’t believe you’re a victim of supernaturals just like I am!”. He explains how he got his powers— The other Clock Keepers caused a car accident, and Aoi would have died had he not taken the responsibility of “Clock Keeper” and gained the power to save her.

Up to three times a day, as long as he’s in school, he can stop time for five minutes. In exchange, he’s tied to the supernatural world. Fair trade, right? His “contract” ends when he graduates, and he can only see supernaturals when he has his glasses off.

Then he calls Nene a masochist for swallowing a magic fish scale, and Hanako a “slimy, perverted, brat”

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Wow, now everybody in the school is turning old! It’s because of this little princess!

Clock Keeper No. 2 :3

Then a bunch of crap happens. Hanako threatens Akane, Akane admits this is Mirai’s fault. Akane explains that Mirai controls the future. Hanako and Gang team up with Akane to try and stop Mirai. Akane judges Nene for being friends with a supernatural since he hates them, and he especially doesn’t like how she’s still a fan of Hanako after the stunt he pulled with Aoi. Nene says Hanako is just slimy, not evil.

Akane retorts with the “you know he’s a murderer, right?” card, saying that no supernatural understands how precious being alive is, including the Clock Keepers. He shows the blood on Hanako’s knife off, saying that after you take a person’s life, there’s no going back. They can never repent for what they’ve done.

He ends his shpeil with “but, I wanna catch Mirai, so I guess I gotta work with a murderer :3”. Hanako says that humans like Akane are his favorite kind.

—

As The Gang (+Akane) are devising a plan against Mirai, she shows up! And starts eating their candy. They all try to catch her, and fail— Kou almost catches her… and she turns him into an adult

Damn..

More shenanigans ensue, and now they’re planning again. Hanako pulls Kou aside and tells him to make sure Mirai doesn’t touch Nene. I wonder why? Hanako sure isn’t telling.

Eventually, they catch Mirai the same way Nene catches her hamster: put out food, hide, capture. Now in adult form, Kou is able to make his exorcist lightning into a cage, Teru would be proud.

Once Akane finally grabs her, she decides to do one more thing…

She pounces at Nene.

But… nothing changed. Mirai can’t move Nene’s time forward .

Nene doesn’t have time to move forward.

As Hanako is now holding Nene’s limp body, Keko, Clock Keeper no. 1 decides to show up! Perfect Timing!

After Mr. “I am never late” introduces himself, Kou (now normal aged) ‘s attention turns to Nene and Hanako.

Hanako says that he told Kou to be careful for a reason… but he couldn’t save her either, so he couldn’t blame him.

Putting on his fake cheery persona, he puts it simply: Mirai tried to turn Nene’s time forward, but, Nene was going to die within the next year. Hanako has known this from the beginning. The only people who can contact the supernatural are those with powers themselves, like Kou, or, people who don’t have much time left.

Kou and Hanako get into a spat. Kou doesn’t think Hanako should act like this isn’t a big deal. Hanako mocks Kou, saying “how am I supposed to act? ‘You’re gonna die soon, but live life to the fullest til then, Kay?’” And continues with the claim that he it doesn’t make a difference to him who lives or dies— Kou gets mad, and starts to attack Hanako.

Akane steps in, and mocks both of them. He says that supernaturals, by definition, are different from humans. That Hanako doesn’t actually care about Kou, or Nene, or anyone.

Hanako jumps in with “I was being considerate in my own way, right?” He says he’s made Nene’s time as enjoyable as he can. And he plans to continue until she has no time left.

He then takes Kou’s exorcist staff, slams him to the floor, and tells the Clock Keepers to turn back time, all the way back to the morning before Mirai got away.

Mirai adds on the helpful fact that “it’ll be like none of this ever happened”

Kou struggles, but Hanako specifies that Nene’s fate was decided the moment she was born, and some things shouldn’t be messed with, the same goes for Mitsuba. There’s nothing Kou can do.

Kou retorts with “bite me”. He says that if Nene’s in trouble, he’ll save her, he’s not gonna fail again. And he doesn’t care about “the way the world works” or whatever Hanako was saying. He gets away from Hanako and stands in front of Nene, saying that he’s not gonna let himself forget what happened.

Akane promptly butts in, and slams Hanako over his shoulder, onto the floor.

Akane is on Kou’s side. As much as Grit cannot solve every problem, “nothing’s impossible til you try it.”

Eventually, they come to the conclusion that everything besides Kou (+ Hanako & clock keepers bcs supernatural) ‘s time will be turnt back.

(Akane says that if they can save Yashiro, then he can probably be Aoi’s boyfriend)

All is well, time is reset, and they explained to Nene what happened while she was “asleep” (minus the dying part). Yayyy

(Also, Teru knows about Akane being a supernatural now, fun)

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I am so tired. I’ll do the Aoi arc tomorrow.

[blu3cl0v3rs]

I Can't Explain Ninjago

Season 3: Rebooting Rebooted

So, apparently the world goes on after possessed Satan becomes a DILF, and "The Ninja" apparently went to college or are teaching without a license. But not Trauma Child, he's busy being paraded around Ninjago! Anyways, Spiky, Freezy, Coal, Bluejay, and Meow all become teachers.

Meanwhile, newly named New Ninjago City becomes super duper techy and all of the vehicles fly. The teachers go on a field trip to the tower of the guy who invented all of the new technology: Anxious Tony Stark, who will be called Cyborg. Cyborg has a robot daughter named Pixie Dust, who gets Freezy's heart, metaphorically. Cyborg summons "the Ninja" (obv not including Trauma Child, he's busy fucking around with god's gold powers that he got by sort of taking the other "Ninja's" elemental power last season) and gives them a statue of himself.

These assholes break the statue, but it's okay because it was built to break. It has some funky Hacker Sticks and ninja outfits inside. Now, they're being chased by evil robots because, surprise, the Evil Liquid Cat didn't actually die; he's now a computer virus! So, he's trying to kill them again 👍 The fuckwads run away and put on the outfits that somehow fit them. Also Meow takes a buzzfeed quiz which tells her that she should date Coal, and Gandalf gets kidnapped by Evil Liquid Cat.

The six scamper off to Sensei DILF's house, and Trauma Child gets his ass whooped by running into a pole. They then get jumped by the Evil Roombas, and Freezy makes Pixie Dust turn Normal TM. Trauma Child and Sensei DILF steal a car from the Big Fighter Mech base, and they drive off into the sunset while actively being hunted down. The others go shut down the power, and then Pixie Dust now literally gets Freezy's heart. Or, well, half of it. So, she lives.

Trauma Child wants to use the god's gold powers to travel, but Sensei DILF tells him to shut up and stop, because Evil Liquid Cat can slurp up the remnants to become solid. Trauma Child also kidnaps a baby bird, and the bird's dad almost kills Sensei DILF. But, everything works out. Y'know, until Sensei DILF's chucked into the ocean and Trauma Child is kidnapped.

Meanwhile, Bluejay is mad at Coal because Bluejay wasn't the result of Meow's buzzfeed quiz and they fight, the others got their asses whooped by evil Gandalf because Evil Liquid Cat corrupted him, they learned that the evil robots are now being powered by electric eels, and they figure out that the Evil Liquid Cat was stolen by porple snek, who kidnapped Trauma Child.

"The Ninja" then decide to play the VR game that Evil Liquid Cat is trapped in, and [insert freddy fnaf at five bears reference here]. Anygays they holy grailed the motherfucker out of the game, but surprise surprise! After slurping almost all of Trauma Child's gold power from god, he gains a mostly corporeal form!!!! yayyyyyy 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 so the parkour pisschickens go to space and almost die. again. wooooo.

Oh hey also the Evil Liquid Cat finds the Big Gold-Stick Thing + god's gold weapons from the past and makes it into a portable lava lamp stand for himself. "The Ninja" fight him again, and porple snek shrinks and gets eaten by a robot bird.

They're fighting, it's really intense, all has failed and Ssomething needs to happen Now, and Freezy hopscotches his way over to the Evil Lava Lamp Cat, andddddddd.......

Freezy explodes.

Yep, he sploded 😔

Sorry, he's (supposedly) dead.

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sorry this took so long, school's been dragging me to my living room (aka hell) and i've been fighting through a writing slump-

Tournament of Smellements will come..... eventually? i'll try my best idk 😭

[detectivemaker]

idea dump

This is just me jumping out ideas I've been having into The Fray

1. I've been seeing a lot of DC My Little Pony stuff especially Batman My Little Pony,  here's the Dork Squad and Michael and my MLP AU  that I probably won't write much about after I dump this into the world 

Jervis is either a unicorn who can't do magic so good (sort of like retrovrt's Pony Jervis) or non unicorn Type of Pony who really wants to be a unicorn (for anyone who also has an Instagram and follows @hatterhare, it's sort of like their version of pony Jervis)

Jonathan is a unicorn who due to experiments by his father was turned into  sort of a hybrid changeling creature who feeds on fear and can't shapeshift,  what makes it worse is that not soon after his horrible transformation he got his cutie mark, so it was his Destiny to be horribly mutated into a fear sustained abomination

Edward is a Pegasus blank flank,  he hides the fact that he is a talentless loser by trying to be the smartest guy in all the Equestria,   my idea is that he thought the best way to find his talent was to learn about different things, but he sent so much of his time learning those things he never actually did them to see if they were what he was destined to be good at

And finally Michael he's a draconoquist,  he sort of a lesser draconoquist cuz he's  only made up of snake and Cat parts, he's a draconic lord of insanity (still in training, his dad's the ascended Lord of insanity and that guy's pretty possessive of that title), but he says he's the draconic Lord of love when he's freed from his Stone prison he was put in by his father by the Dork Squad, who got into the heated argument (it was mostly John and Edward fighting jervis was trying to make them stop), and he bribes them into helping him gain more power by spreading Insanity (which will make him powerful so he can go back to the  draconoquist Dimension and kick his dad's ass to become the new ascended Lord of insanity) by promising them these things

To either turn Jervis into a unicorn or get rid of his pounding magic induced headaches

Give Edward the knowledge of what to do to get his cutie mark

And nothing for  Jonathan,  and he would undo the horrible hybridization he went through, but that's part of his Destiny and Michael cannot screw  with Destiny, so he just uses the old finger Boop  induced draconic hypnotism and make  him help

2. So you guys know that fetch me the souls audio,  I listen to a song that had it in there and I had this idea, about Michael absolutely  body horror transforming our favorite tree of dorks in to creatures I can best imagine as sort of like Hellraiser demons, and then absolutely evacuating the minds and making them more attack dogs than actual people, this idea also Associates this idea I have from time to time of all of them being stripped of one of their senses (think sort of like See No Evil Hear No Evil speak no evil monkeys)

jervis loses the ability to speak,  but not the ability to make noise, he's rendered the most animalistic of the three and can only make animal noises, also he's given a dog muzzle, I think either he wears no clothes or just some pants, and walks around like a dog

Jonathan is stripped of the ability of sight,  dressed up like a demented priest,  his eyes are covered by a blindfold either decorated with eye imagery or snake imagery, and can now  only yell words,  just imagine you a burglar, you just entered some weird Victorian hell mansion and just escaped a dog man, you walk into a place that looks like the interior of a church, suddenly some guy standing at the older whips his head around that your footsteps, points at you and he  yells the word heresy at the top of his lungs,  then you're tackled from behind by the dog man who  heard that and then your throat is ripped out with his terrible filthy dog man claws

Edward lost the ability to hear, he just doesn't have ears, he's the most normal looking other than the lack of ears but he sure can see pretty good

3, so I've been thinking about the hattercrow kids relationship with their grandmother, more specifically the grandmother on crane's side,  my John doesn't really know the specifics of his birth but he think it might either be   teen pregnancy or rape, maybe a little bit of both, but what he does know is his mother's is current location,  he informs the children when Dorothy is 20 and the twins are 10, they decide to visit their gram gram and have a pretty good time, John comes to,  reconnects with his absent mother  who gives him a hug and her cookbook, he comes back home and he doesn't stop smiling till next week

They don't really visit much after that, John and his mom text and call every once in awhile,  but not soon after the move back to Gotham Mrs crane kicks the bucket, and John cries harder than he did in that  Crow Barn

He never does learn about the circumstances of his birth, his mom asked if he wanted to know but he said he didn't, and truth be told he actually does not, it doesn't really matter he was born, he lived hated,  and now he's being loved by a wonderful husband and wonderful children, and  though only a little while a mother he barely knew and cried like a baby for

[spaceumbredoggos]

So much for Stardust Chapter Seventeen

Kenz’s POV:

I woke up on the couch in the hotel, breathing heavily. Lucifer was on the phone, talking to someone. I laid down on the couch in a daze, still feverish and in heat. I felt nauseous from Bill’s smoke, remembering how easily he can knock me out. More so could, but I managed to weaken him somehow.

The attack baffled me. Bill had been draining out my essence for his own gain for years. Why was it suddenly in that moment I was able to get him to where he was before he met me? And is this only temporary? How come I never got that energy back? Questions battered my already fragile mind. The blood on the trident signaled that Alastor had died. I felt bad for ratting him out, but at the same time, I had to.

Everything hurt as my stomach cramped. I kept feeling the surging urge to breed, and I knew it was only gonna get worse from here. All I could think about was Loona and her scent.

But I was too tired to speak or act. I wanted sleep. Sleep without the urge to get into someone. Sleep without being targeted by some Erdrich horror.

But it wouldn’t come due to the thoughts racing in my head. I kept having the same nightmare over and over. Bill, possessing Dipper’s body, stabbing it over and over. My head and heart hurt as I started to come out of my daze. I buried my face into the couch cushions. I felt a tap on my shoulder and almost turned around to snap, only to realize that it was just Husker. He flared his fur up in fear to look like a pinecone. I backed away and dug my face back into the cushions. “Let me sleep.”

“Lucifer wants to see you.”

“FUCK!!!” I snarled, trying to get my antlers out from the couch. I managed to get them out, only to tear the couch to shred. “Might wanna fix that. Also, I think since Alastor isn’t here to run things, the hotel is in trouble. If Alastor being dead results in you regaining your overlord status, then his duties should go to you. I would use this power wisely and not gamble your talons in the hands of snarling demons who would use the hotel for their own ill gains. And I would avoid all glowing yellow eyes.”

“I ain’t making a deal with some triangle fucker like Alastor did.” Husker hissed, but then realized that I was unable to move. He walked over to carry me, but I snarled at him. “Let me help you.”

“I let no one help me.” I tried to stand up, but couldn’t. “Just tell Lucifer to come here if it’s so fucking important. I’ll find my way home, and to some therapy. What the fuck is wrong with me? I can barely stand.”

Lucifer came in, noticing my fervent attempts to stand. Bee was there too, and Husker gave the three of us some privacy. I yowled and moaned, trying to stand up. Bee rushed over to me, holding me in place. “Stay still. You’ll hurt yourself.”

I opened my mouth to argue back, but noticed Loona walk in. “Loona!” My tail wagged all by itself, and I did the little tippy taps. Loona backed up as my tail drooped. “Fuck…” I whined, pulling away from Bee. “Ford was right. I’m not ready for any of this. But my body just wants to fuck so badly. I feel sick all the fucking time… And I know it’s not healthy. I just want to get better and—“

“That was really brave of you to attack Bill like that.”

“It was really stupid. It’s why I’m so drained. But at least, he’s weakened enough that we can form some sort of plan. But how long before he gets his strength back… I have a feeling he’s gonna target Dipper and if I’m not there…” I whined, unable to finish a single sentence. “I wanna go home and sleep. But I also wanna cuddle with someone. But I also wanna rip everyone’s liver out. At least Husker’s free from his contract with Alastor. Hah. Cheeky bastard. He made the wrong deal and got his ass whooped. Alastor being on Bill’s leash was gonna come back an’ bite him. It was only a matter of time.”

Lucifer cleared his throat to draw my attention. “Kenz, before you head home, you have to address what’s going on with your body.”

“Fuck!!!” I gritted my teeth. “You have to stay with Bee for at least a few days.”

“And why is she so special?” I snarled, but when Bee rubbed my antlers, I couldn’t help but wag my tail. “Why can’t I just stay with Loona—“

“Because you could hurt her. And she could hurt you.” Bee carried me in her arms as I whined and complained the entire way to her house in Gravity Falls. She laid me on the bed in her guest room as I transformed back into my human form.

“Kenz.” She transformed into her human form as well, laying next to me. She smiled as I was shaking. “You have the ability to break free from Bill’s mind control. And you managed to weaken him. You should be proud of yourself.”

“But he took advantage of me again. I’m so fucking sore.” I grabbed my phone and scrolled through Pinterest to look at memes. Bee took the phone away and put it on the nightstand. “Kenz…” She blushed before pulling away to compose herself. “Why was Loona acting so weird? Like she wanted nothing to do with me?” I felt my heart tear in half. “Was it really just a one sided crush? Was she really just in heat? Why haven’t I stopped? Why can’t I just turn myself off like that? Are we still gonna be friends? Or is it too weird?” I started to spoon a pillow, longing for Loona. Bee pulled me away and brought me some pizza. “Kenz. Loona’s still gonna be your friend. She just has to deal with the aftermath, that’s all. Now will you please eat something? You must be starving.”

“I feel nauseous.” Bee raised an eyebrow as I took a bite out of the slice of pizza. “There, happy?”

But Bee wasn’t convinced. She could tell that all I wanted was a cuddle, but I had been depriving myself. “Kenz. I think I know what’s going on.”

I took another bite of the pizza then put it back on the plate. “What?”

“You’ve been going through heat/ruts since you started puberty at age nine.” Bee laid her head on my chest. “It’s why you couldn’t sleep without a million plushies for the longest time, and that you got more aggressive when it was that time of the month. Your umbredoggo self was trapped. And you never had sex or had been in a relationship before. The closest you ever got was self stimulation. I blame your parents, and I’m sorry you feel like you’re a burden.”

She feels so nice. I sighed, letting Bee rub my shoulders the same way Loona did. “Kenz. You don’t have to stifle anymore.”

“But what if I get hurt?” I gazed into Bee’s eyes as she kissed me. I felt everything melt away when she did so.

The rest of the night was spent snuggling and getting close. Bee never seemed to let go of me, and I never wanted to get out. All I wanted was to be cuddled and petted.

Bee’s phone started buzzing, but she turned it off. “How do you feel, Kenz?”

“Still feverish and horny. I don’t know how long this lasts…”

“At least drink something.” Bee gave me a glass of water. I drank, taking a breath and laying down. Bee covered me in blankets and pillows, patting my head. “I have to tell Ford what’s going on with you and figure out a plan to help. I hate leaving you alone like this where you could escape and potentially get into trouble, so I’m going to do something you don’t like.”

“And that is?” I felt something pinch at the back of my neck. Suddenly I couldn’t move. “What is this sorcery?”

“You know how when cats are held by the scruff, they don’t move due to an involuntary reflex?”

“What have you done?”

“I put a chip clip on the back of your neck. It triggers the same thing with Umbredoggos. And it apparently works in your human form.” Bee was giggling, but I glared at her, not amused. I sighed as Bee left.

Several hours went by before Bee returned. She swaddled me up in blankets and held me tightly before removing the chip clip. “Un-Burrito me!!!”

“Someone’s a spicy human.” Bee teased, but then stopped as she sighed to reveal some news. “Kenz. Let me be real. You need to have sex. Like right now.”

I glared at her. “Kenz, it’s the only solution. Otherwise, you could burn yourself out and possibly die.”

My head was hazy as I sighed. “I’m a bit nervous. I mean, I’m starting to like you a lot. Not as much as Loona, but I am nervous like, what if I can’t please you or your kinks don’t match mine or—“

“Aww… You’re overthinking it again.” Bee took the blankets off as I took my outfit off. The smell of biscuits filled the air as I felt myself get hotter and more agitated. “I need someone to tame me and I hate to admit it!!!”

And so the night went on. (Due to a recent poll, the first vote said the author should gloss over all the spicy omegaverse esque stuff. So that’s what they’ll do. If you want an in depth version, then just ask in the author’s ask box. The authors wants the focus to be more on the symptoms of heat/rut rather than the actual sex. Like the fever, the irritability, the horniness, the dumbassery, and the times where Kenz’s brain just turns off and they go completely feral. Kenz by nature is a pretty promiscuous person, but has their urges stifled from years of discipline. This not only makes their heat/ruts worse, but it makes the platonic dynamics they get themself into a lot more angsty and challenged. Kenz is a spicy person who is also a dumbass at times. But a dumbass that a lot of people find adorable and attractive. Not in a Mary Sue/Gary Stu way. Also, minors read this blog, and the author wants to keep them from seeing some nsfw stuff if they don’t ask for it. The author is adamant about writing NSFW stuff only on demand (with the exception of Yandere Bill Headcanons.))

I woke up being spooned by Bee. I nuzzled into her, cuddling her. She woke up and stroked my hair. She nuzzled my neck as I grabbed my phone. I turned on a Skylanders stream and watched, only to get distracted by Bee’s nibbling.

Bee suddenly stopped as she got another phone call from Ford. “Hold on one sec, Kenz.” Bee got up and answered the call as I grumbled for more head pets.

“Hello? Yeah, it’s Bee. What? No, I’m not fucking Kenz. They’re asleep right now. Yes they’re still in heat. No I’m not giving them back to you while they’re still in heat because you’re going to have a problem with them having sex with someone in your houze. I know how Mabel looks at them.”

I rolled my eyes and started nuzzling Bee. “What? Dipper’s missing? Have I seen him? No. He was mumbling about Kenz in his sleep? Oh shit. This is bad. Kenz has been mumbling something about Dipper being in danger… Yeah. I thought it was the typical nightmare. Dipper’s been sick lately? Fever? Headache? Not eating and drinking?”

I jolted as Bee hung up. “Shit. Dippers not feeling well and has gone missing.”

“Ah he’ll be fine.” I nuzzled Bee’s neck. “Kenz, this sounds serious. He was running in his sleep. He probably doesn’t know where he is.”

“I thought I saw him outside.” I stood up, rushing and putting my clothes on. I opened the door and found Dipper on the ground, passed put. “Hey buddy chum pal buddy—“

[fuji09]

So Derek is a born werewolf. We are shown how different the lives of those who are born wolves and those who are bitten. We know they have different rules for their own kind.

Derek did mess up sometimes, they all did. But this bad behavior thing is weird because, Derek wasn't a bad person. He wasn't trying to gain power and do whatever the fuck he wants. He had to do what he could to survive.

Werewolves need a pack or they become omegas and go feral and usually are killed. So Derek NEEDS a pack. Not want, but needs. And he needs them to be strong to protect themselves and each other.

I know a lot of people think Derek was abusive and no, no he was not. He was a young and scared werewolf who had been hiding out for 6 years after the most traumatic experience he ever lived through. All he had was his sister and when she died and he became the alpha he was all alone.

He didn't bite Scott, but he needed Scott in his pack. They BOTH needed a pack to survive. Derek is in survival mode. He has to do anything and everything he can to keep werewolves a secret, stay off the hunters radar, and keep humans from being killed. All the while having a stubborn teenager who won't listen to a word he says and does everything possible to risk people finding out and hurting others.

I know Scott was a teen, I know he was scared. But so was Derek. He had to teach this kid who wanted nothing to do with him, he had to become pack with this teen who wanted to ignore the fact he was a werewolf when that is dangerous to EVERYONE around him. I'm not saying Scott had to blindly follow Derek, there is nothing wrong with talking things out and questioning stuff. But Scott would not listen at all and that was a huge problem.

At this point Derek isn't even an alpha yet but he's kinda having to take on that role to survive.

When Derek does become an alpha then he has to create a pack, he tries to get Scott to join but again Scott was stubborn. Derek turned teens (who take to the bite the easiest so less risk of death) who needed help, who wanted a family, who would probably die young due to epilepsy, and was as in an abusive home.

Derek got consent. He ALWAYS got consent, that was important to him. He explained everything, the danger, risks, what's expected of them, and he helped them control themselves. What Derek did was mutually beneficial to him and his betas. The more he had, the stronger he was and his pack.

Did Derek get physical to show the severity of things? Yes, he did. Y'all gotta remember werewolf behavior is different than humans in some ways. Actual wolves get physical with each other.

Was Derek an ass at times? Yes, but he always cared deeply. He wasn't power hungry, he literally gave up his alpha spark to save Cora. He forgave Scott when Scott forced Derek to bite Gerard even though that was a huge betrayal. He forgave Scott for pretending to be interested in joining Derek's pack and got closer to him to fulfill the plan he kept everyone in the dark about. He put aside his hatred for hunters and the Argents to work with Chris and Allison. He saved Stiles and started to trust him. He let Erica and Boyd leave him even though it made them all weaker. He made sure even though Stiles was possessed by the nogitsune that no one would kill Stiles. He forgave Peter for all he did. He forced Isaac away to keep him safe from the alpha pack.

Derek did so much to protect and save others even though they weren't technically pack. He risked his own life so many times. And throughout the seasons we see so much growth in him and it's beautiful.

So many of y'all make Derek out to be a villain and he wasn't. He was hurt, traumatized, forced to grow up too fast, scared, lonely, and did the best he could with what he had.

[l0vergirlatheart]

Hello! Idk if your requests are open but I just wanted to get this off my head before I forget it😅

I was thinking a sagau with a creator reader who’s secretly a super-genius( iq of a gods level) who sees everything like it’s a hologram?( stuff like math, science, medical, mechanical, strategies, etc…) how do you thing they would react if they got to see from the creators perspective? Who would find it useful? Who would find it more annoying? Who would be impressed about it? How would take advantage of it in battle?

Ah, my requests are indeed open as of right now! when I first read this I thought of that one woman and the random ass math equations meme :sobs: also childe's is short 'cause idk what to do for him...

anyways, this is a cool idea!! chars. used are : Al-Haitham, Childe, and Kaveh. i love Kaveh sm :((<3

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AL-HAITHAM

Oh, when Al-Haitham first saw you randomly fiddling with seemingly the air, he thought maybe something might be wrong with you. Maybe you were sleep deprived? Sick? Tired? Slightly delusional? You, of course, noticed he was staring at you and sighed.

"Stop staring at me like I'm crazy and just come over here and look." He quickly nodded and obeyed. He would never even think of taking another moment to stop. He quickly approached next to you, and then out of nowhere, suddenly a bunch of light [color] words, symbols, and numbers appeared infront of you two. He looked at them, hen back at you, and then back at them. What were these? So many equations he'd never seen before... You glanced at his confused face and suppressed a laugh.

How cute he is when he is confused, you thought, smiling to yourself. He was trying pretty hard to understand them, though it was all something only you really knew.

He slowly gained the courage to ask, "What... are these..?"

"Well, my lovely little scribe, these are all problems and formulas from which I've learned. I haven't implemented them into Teyvat at all, of course though."

'Lovely little scribe..?' He thought, his face heating up a bit. "I-if you don't mind me asking, why didn't you..?" 'Archons, did I really just stutter.. how embarrassing...'

"Well, there really isn't a reason for anyone here to learn it. I merely use it so could help me control the events of Teyvat easier. There is no need for anyone on Teyvat to learn such a thing, if they do not possess the power I do." You said, smiling at his reaction to his new nickname.

"I.. see.. That is very.. interesting." He said, trying to process it all as he glanced at you, just to see you smiling at him, and quickly looked back at the hologram. He couldn't handle it-- you were just too much for him to handle. [positively, of course. he loved the creator in a lot of ways.]

"Not as interesting as you, love."

"!!!"

Oh archons, you've broke him!

end : 1/3

KAVEH

you have no idea how down bad I am for this man istg

"I'm surprised you've gotten the hang of this already! N-Not that I doubted you of course, but most people don't learn so quickly! N-No that I mean to say you're most people, you aren't!! B-But I don't mean to try and single you out, nor do I mean to mean to say you're the same--" Kaveh tripped over all his words, trying to make sure they weren't going to offend you at all, but he just kept poking holes in each until he heard you let out a light laugh.

"It's alright Kaveh. I know what you're trying to say, thank you. I've just got a nifty little trick up my sleeve."

...Archons, he loved your laugh. It made him feel so giddy.

"Do you mind telling me? I-I just want to se if I could use it to hurry and finish my work faster, not that I mean to use you or anything, but--"

You could sense he was about to go on another trail of thoughts, so you simply smiled and said, "It is not a trick that can be learned, it's more of a power I possess." He nodded, and internally sighed.

"...Come here, let me show you. I'll let you decided whether it's useful or not." You said, motioning for him to stand next to you.

What an honor it is, to be invited next to the Divine Creator, and how important it is... and how I get too! Ah, happy day! He thought, as he happily sped walked his way next to you. What happened next, made him feel as if he was ascending.

You carefully grabbed Kaveh's hand and guided up into the air, and as he tilted his head in confusion as a blush appeared on his cheeks, suddenly words, numbers, problems, and more appeared on thin air! They all had solutions and such, and he could understand most of them because they were the ones you two were just working on, but others had unfamiliar letters and language, with different numbers and much different ways of solving them.

"So? What do you think?" You inquired, looking at him to see his reaction. He was completely astonished. You did all of this in one day?! Not say he was doubting you or anything, but he'd never seen it before! Such complex things that took him and others so long took you merely a minute or two!

"...woah." Was all he could mutter as he stared up at the hologram.

You chuckled, and said, "There's one more thing I'd like to show you..." And you guided his hand to another part of the hologram, as if you were swiping. Suddenly, a bunch of blueprints and diagrams appeared, and he quickly recognized them. They were his future projects he had planned on! He stared at them, then at you, and then just turned red. Both because he was flustered, and because he was blown away.

You'd been thinking about.. me..? And from the looks of it.. you've been trying to.. help me?!

You smiled and squeezed his hand, and he had to muffle a little 'eep!'

...He did not do very well muffling it. You chuckled and whispered in his ear, "You're so cute Kaveh, you know that?"

God, he loved the way his named rolled off of your tounge.

[i love kaveh to a normal amount i swear..]

end : 2/3

CHILDE / TARTAGLIA

"What're you doing?"

"Solving formulas to see which artifacts are best for this fight." You answered, continuing to move and use your hologram.

"A fight is a fight! What're artifacts really needed for?" He groaned, dramatically.

"For you? To do more damage. Some others do better support, off-field, healing--"

"Yeah but isn't doing so much math boringgg?" He drawed out, he just wanted to fight this [boss] already!

"Do you want to win this fight?"

"..Well, yeah..!"

"Then let me check these artifacts."

He whined, dramatically. He didn't really see why you needed that stupid hologram, it was quite annoying... taking up all your attention when he's right there! Sure he can't read half of those equations, but he can entertain you more than that 'floating screen' can! That's for sure!

Though, Childe wouldn't push anymore. You're the creator, whatever you say goes.

"Aand... done! Now use these artifacts and--" You handed him the artifacts before he eagerly put them on and grabbed your hand before you could get caught up in those stupid little symbols again.

"Let's go, Your Grace!!! I don't wanna wait any longer!!" He semi-shouted enthusiastically, holding onto you gently. You smiled, and shook your head lightly, but silently laughed.

...maybe you could let it slide this time.

end : 3/3

[the-mad-rat1]

Okay, i finally calmed down, I can finally explain: even if he had his original memories he wouldn't remember who killed him, and he's perfectly fine with that part of not knowing who killed him since he doesn't like to hold those kinds of grudges, specially since here in this story he would be able to genuinely cause harm to unrelated people in his search to pinpoint the one who did it, he doesn't find anything in the world he's stuck in that triggers fear in him (yet) but his lower back and stomach do feel like they're being impaled/punctured/burning(?) occasionally, he doesn't understand why though, since he doesn't have any noticeable scars in the areas where it hurts or anywhere else really, although he figures out that the weirdest stuff triggers some weird feelings that you wouldn't expect, looking at certain buildings at certain angles give him not only a feeling of deja vu, but also a feeling of... Freedom? Excitement? Happiness? Looking at certain foods and cuisine give him a feeling of frustration? Anger? And make him roll his eyes at just the sight of them. Nightmares? Weirdly enough, he barely has those or dreams in general.

him eating spirits is something that happens much later, which sets him on track to getting his memories back in a much easier way, he has a weird quirk where he likes to put things in his mouth and chew on them, during one of these adventures for his memories he gets attacked by an evil spirit that possessed a body and forcing him to fight, during this fight he starts to gains some of his memories back after seeing the possessed one, but right now they are extremely vague, vaguely explaining what this thing is, after a hard fought battle he manages to defeat the creature by grabbing a improvised weapon and stabbing the possessed one in self defense and in the process, splitting the spirit and the body apart by accident and thanks to the impalement the spirit just sits there, thinking said spirit was dead he lowered his guard causing the spirit to act up and trying to talk with him and make a deal or something (he heard it wrong, he wasn't supposed to do that in the specific way he was about to do it) and in his panic and the spirit telling him what to do he just swallowed the thing so it doesn't do whatever it was doing with that body, and he is going to regret this choice much later but for now he just got a crazy ass boost in strength and powers for some reason, which puts his on a second track where he's not only going after his memories but also getting power hungry and realizing the consequences that come with it, so he's gonna go through hell and back. He's hearing some voices but they're not really that loud or powerful enough to make him do what they're requesting of him, so for now they're just in the back of his mind.

This probably the part where anyone would probably take it less seriously, but the world he was sent to was the world of Sonic the hedgehog (hyper fixation much?) specifically sonic unleashed because it's really important that he's sent there, because Sonic is gonna start to help him out thanks to chip going through the same stuff, so to kill 2 birds with one stone why not help out both at once? And specially because Sonic is a good role model to not send him at a dark path right away and the choices and stuff he makes later completely depends on him meeting Sonic here, his original world is very much our own it's an Isekai but I'm trying to make it good 😭, he was sent there by possession, this whole story is about ghosts and stuff, not really that much on your face about it until he meets certain characters, I hope I didn't make it that obvious when I actually make the story.

He does get some memories from seeing smaller things like that, he gets feelings of deja vu and stuff, and since the memories are so small he does start to question why he's doing it, because at first he was just doing it because he assumed he just was always part of this world and needed getting his memories back and then a family member would greet him and get him to go back to what he used to be and fix it right away, but that hope started to dwindle as time went on and he realized it's gonna be a lot more complicated than he expected, that is until he met this evil spirit and while fighting was giving plenty of memories just by looking at the face of the evil spirit, and when he did absorb the spirit he not only gained a lot of knowledge by consuming it, but he unlocked a LOT of memories about these things and what they are, where they came from and slightly who he is because he apparently knew these things existed, so thanks to this he assumed that eating these guys is the easier method to getting his memories back, so you mix this and the power up he got, he put it on his to do list to finally gain them back by just eating as many of these dudes as possible, but mostly because he really liked the power up, kinda of making the memories thing take a slight back seat? But not really because that is a huge want of his now that he learned he can get them "easily" like that. Problem is, he doesn't know how to use the powers he got or how to get out of here(because the spirit is forcefully holding back information) so he spends time trying to learn them and while he learns the ghost powers he also is learning how to move his body like Sonic does, being super fast, which furthers his "power hunger" because being this fast is so exhilarating and liberating that he wants to get better and better at it, he's so good at it, he's been going through these stages so many time that of course at some point the "I want more" feeling starts to sink in more and more, to the point that he gets kinda of annoyed that he's stuck running the same streets for so long, and when he finally learns how to use his ghost powers he decides to say goodbye to sonic and chip, and he finally decides to venture out of the universe he's stuck in search of more spirits to eat.

Alright everyone, hear me out for a second: I make an OC, they get killed and sent to a nother world but they lose their memories, and now they're on a mission to get their memories back and once they go on this huge adventure to find a way to restore them he starts becoming a different person because of the lost memories and going through character development stuff and making new memories, they learn and gain more more powers by eating spirits and souls n' stuff, but everytime they eat a soul that souls starts living inside their head and they're slowly losing their minds with each soul, thanks to the memory loss they gain a liking to getting more power and this goes for a while, causing them to do a really big mistake that could endanger a lot of people, he gains some of his original memories back, causing him to blame himself and get scared of their own mistake and now they regret it a lot and now they have to face the consequences of doing a big mistake.

[via-rant]

THE OWL HOUSE RANT!! SPOILERS FOR FTF!!!

Okay so these are things I really want to happen in the last episode!! Obviously Eda and Camilla meeting!! Just imagine Camilla thanking her for taking care of her daughter!!Honestly I just want her to meet one of the other adults!! Speaking of the other adults, where's Alador?!?! Where's Gus' dad?!?! WHERE'S WILLOWS PAPA?!?! WHERE'S OWLBERT?!?!

Another thing is something we're obviously gonna get but I wanted to talk about some of my theories about that mysterious person Luz saw in The In Between (courtesy of Morgan Terry). Okay so Not So Average Fangirl said that it looked like King a little bit and maybe it's him from the future? Waving to Luz and trying to warn her about something? But the theory that I came up with is that it might be Terrok. Yes, I know "But he tried to kill King." Yeah but he was under the influence that Titans are evil. And Bill confirmed that he's been lying about that. Sort of. I mean, with what we heard in For The Future the fact that The Collectors wiped out all of the Titans besides King because Titans could use their magic to lock them up like they did this Kid Collector isn't really a lie. The only thing he lied about was them gaining great power. Also they weren't worshiping just the Kid Collector, they were worshipping literally every other Collector in the universe!! Anyway, but I was thinking maybe Terrok didn't like the fact that Bill "lied" and turned against him so he tried to find a way to comunicate with Luz and found out about The In Between and that's how he got there. Also, Titans don't have wings. Terrok does. Just saying.

Obviously more of STRINGBEAN!! EXCUSE ME WHILE I FANGIRL OVER HOW CUTE SHE IS!! AAAAAAAAAHHHH I LOVE HER SO MUCH *SOBS* *SCREAMS* *THROWS UP*

Anyway, the fact that Kid Collector (This is what I'm calling them now because he doesn't have an actual name.) and King are supposed to be mortal enemies but became friends is just... It's great. Well it was until BELOS!!! FUCKING!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

ALSO SOMEONE MENTIONED, I FORGET WHO, THAT RAINE MIGHT DIE?!?! BECAUSE THE ONLY REASON HUNTER SURVIVED THE POSSESSION WAS BECAUSE OF FLAPJACK?!?! SO LIKE... I'M SCARED?!?!

THE ADULTS!! BEATING!! BELOS'!! SEAWEED ASS!! PLEASE FOR GODS SAKE!!

WILLOW PUNCHING BOSCHA!! JUST ONE GOOD PUNCH IN THE FACE WOULD BE SO FUCKING SATISFYING!!

REUNIONS!!!! I LOVE REUNIONS!!! I CRIED WHEN ANNE GOT BACK HOME AND HER PARENTS HUGGED HER, I CRIED WHEN ANNE AND MARCY SAW EACH OTHER FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER IT WAS SO SWEET AND CRIED AGAIN WHEN LUZ GOT HOME TO HER MOM AND THEY HUGGED AND WHEN LILITH AND HOOTY SAW EACH OTHER AGAIN!! I LOVE REUNIONS SO MUCH!! LUZ, KING, AND EDA NEED ONE, AND WILLOW AND HER DADS NEED ONE, AND GUS AND HIS DAD, AND THE BLIGHT SIBLINGS WITH THEIR DAD!! GOD!!

I!! WANT!! KING!! TO!! CRY!! HE IS EIGHT!! AND LITERALLY HAS THE WHOLE WORLD ON HIS SHOULDERS!! LIKE WHEN EVERYTHING IS OVER I JUST WANT HIM TO BREAK DOWN AND HAVE HIS FAMILY COMFORTING HIM, OH GOD YOU POOR THING!!

We already kind of got this but Caleb and Belos!! I want Caleb to tell Belos off before he dies!! OR LIKE A CALEB AND HUNTER INTERACTION!!

[borkadonk]

the fuckinuhhhh au thing

HMMMMM YEAH DONT WANNA SPAM TWITTER WITH LONG ASS THREADS SO IM PUTTING IT HERE FEEL FREE TO READ MY BRAIN DAMAGE AND DEAL WITH THE FUCKIN BLOCK OF RAMBLING TEXT IDC FUCK YOU

okay so explanation or somewhat of a plot but more of a prologue ish

amigos are roommates and work for the public safety bureau, twins go out devil hunting and jeremy just helps with devil research and work at home most of the time cuz he's lazy and a fuckin pussy he cannot fight devils lmao. one night at a pub or whatever the fuckin loser drank too much and got alcohol poisoning and just dropped dead at an alleyway, but just as his heart was shutting down the toast devil falls from the sky and fuckin dying, seeing the fresh dead body of jeremy he took over it for survival. now usually at this point he'd just run around endlessly trying to hide cuz y’know fiends gets killed and all but weirdly enough, he not only gained jeremys personality but also memories, at least most of it, its cuz he took over the body before the brain died probably lmao. so he knows where jeremy lives and he beelines straight to his apartment for shelter, a few hours later the twins come home to their roommate suddenly being a fiend. a moment of shock and grief wash over them of course but being professional devil hunters they knew what they had to do, they were always prepared to lose comrades but not someone who was never in the frontlines. that moment of shock confusion and hesitation was enough for toast to think of a bluff by saying that he's still jeremy, rae immediately throw personal questions and he managed to answer all of them, very convincingly too, syk wasn't convinced but didn't wanna kill either, not cuz of attachment but cuz of interest for how this phenomenon could happen, its not everyday that devils can bluff to be their host and realistically too. rae wanted to believe that he really was still jeremy but syk assured that it's not possible for them to still be classified as human when they look like,,, that. syk explaining that to rae kinda just freaked her out more cuz she feels like hanging out with some impostor so now she really wanted to kill him. cuz of the twins disagreement they took him to the bureau for a third opinion, from their division leader lily to be exact. lily was also confused at toasts existence, not sure if he's a hybrid or fiend or fused or whatever, so she resolved to treating him like any other devil with higher intelligence, hiring him as a devil hunter. which they don’t expect him to last long cuz jeremy was never known to be good at combat and the devil isn't very powerful either lmao, but one thing they do have in common is knowing how to run away and that's what he did for most missions. the bureau thought it was worth it anyways to somewhat make use of him even if it's not much, they were fully expecting him to die soon and consider it as like a community service or more like delayed death sentence for the toast devil for possessing a valued researcher

yea unsurprisingly, this au is also just another excuse for me to draw bread abuse but with plot, devils and fiends regenerate with blood so as they say he’s an unbreakable toy ehEHEHEHE

but also everyone suffers in this au cuz im evil like that y’know and so is fujimoto like what did you expect from a csm au really no happiness is ever allowed in this series dude