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spaceumbredoggos
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Kenz Age 19. Pronouns They/them/their/it/its. I make a lot of fanfic shit and headcanons for my own OC.
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spaceumbredoggos · 7 hours ago
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Fire scene iver
Chapter twenty four (We let the fire just bathe us, you made us all so famous)
Kenz’s POV:
I fell off the log, hitting my head harshly on a stone. Flames licked my skin as my breathing was harsh from the smoke. I struggled to understand what was up or down. I need to get back up there. I transformed back into my default form, only to smell the scent of burning hell. I gazed at my tail and discovered that it was on fire. That’s just great. I rushed up to the massive log, trying to latch on with my claws. Wait, I need to extinguish myself otherwise the log will burn with Holly and Atlas on top of it. I gazed down at my broken claws that were bleeding sticky black blood wildly. Blood gushed from the cuts from my father, making me dizzy with its scent. Am I gonna make it out of here? 
I stumbled queasily among the flames, feeling the fire spread up my tail. I shrieked loudly as soon as the flames hit my flesh, scorching every nerve and firing synapses of pain with each cell that was charred. I collapsed onto the ground, gazing at my charred tail. Rain must be coming soon. It’s in the forecast. There’s supposed to be a terrible storm coming. I detached my tail, throwing it into the fire as a fresh one regenerated flame free. Embers caught alight onto the hairs on my paws, burning faster than I could detach the flaming limbs. How come I’m not brutally burned by my own fire, but when it comes to these flames, I am torched? 
“Royal demons? What do you mean by that?” Holly’s question caught me off guard as Dad roared and pinned her towards the edge of the log. “That book had all the answers. Answers about our heritage. Answers about magic. Answers about all of Satan’s shapeshifter descendants. Kenz should never be trusted with those secrets. Kenz shouldn't be trusted with any secrets as long as Bill stalks their mind.” Dad inched Holly closer to the edge of the log further towards the flames. 
The flames on my right paw extinguished with my sweat, but the left paw was fully charred, a bright inflammatory violet. I rolled on the grass, unintentionally spreading the flames everywhere as the fire traveled up my arm. The pain clouded my thoughts, engulfing me in its unbridled fury. I yelped in pain, but not for help. They need as much time to fight off Dad as possible. 
It suddenly clicked to me what type of fire this was. The flames were a bright green, and the smoke was a purplish grey. Its signature ability to burn demon flesh made me come to the conclusion that this wasn’t typical fire, but hellfire specifically from the greed ring. It burns like regular fire on earth, able to be extinguished by water. I staggered around, coughing from the smoke entering my lungs. The stumps where my left claws were broken off were charred down to the bone, leaving no fresh growth for new claws. The venom glands were severely damaged, spraying anticoagulant venom everywhere on the wounds. I’m not immune to my own venom. 
The smoke hazed my judgment and my sense of panic. I felt like I was stabbed with so many needles dipped in acid on the left side of my body that nothing else mattered. Maybe I’m subconsciously surrendering to the fire? 
They. Since when did Dad care about my pronouns? I collapsed on the ground, looking up at the blurry shapes of my siblings and father in the smoke. “They’ll never care about you. They never cared about me. They destroy everything they touch. And you two are dumb enough to pick up all their messes. They’ll insist that they don’t need you, even when they’re burning. They always have and they always will.” With each “they”, my father took a mocking tone in his voice filled with scorn. Nope. He is using my pronouns mockingly. I shook my head, half conscious from the flames burning into the base of my neck. Drool puddled onto the dried grassy earth, turning to strings from burning decay. Blood splattered onto the ground from the burns. My vocal cords were singed beyond repair, leaving me speechless and unable to defend myself. The heat from the flames and burns cooked my brain so badly that all thoughts quieted down to a murmur like an orange cat without their turn with the braincell. Instincts were gone. The ability to move was gone. I was barely breathing and my sighted eye was barely open. All I could do was watch and listen to the scene in front of me.
“Kenz!!! Kenz!!!”
“Come on, Atlas. We have to go. We have to find a way out of this fire. Jacob’s just gonna keep running his mouth. Don’t let what he says affect you.”
“But Kenz--”
Holly opened her mouth to speak, only to be cut off by Dad’s tiger-like roar. “Listen to your father. Kenz is worthless. Kenz is nothing but a deadbeat. They will never amount ot anything but trouble. They’re worse of a freak than their mother. Their worst mistake was falling in love with Bill Cipher.”
“What do you mean by that? And why do you keep saying that?”
“Atlas, don’t listen to him. He’s trying to get under your skin.” Holly tackled Dad and stole his pocket knife. She sliced through his thick plating of fur and scales, spraying blood everywhere. Dad cut open Holly’s stomach just below the gut wall with a swift slash of his claws. Holly pressed on, her eyes clouded with pain. 
My gut wrenched inside me as Holly was weakening from blood loss. I tried to stand up to transform to help her, but I couldn’t even move. The flames were dying down on my scalp, burning off most of my hair. My cheek on the left side of my face was burned almost completely off, oozing sludgy black blood onto the grass. My sighted eye flooded with tears, dousing the fleeting fire as it scorched my face. I laid for several moments in agony, stiff from constant spasming pain. 
Would it really matter if my secret was revealed? I pondered to myself, knowing that my dad would say anything he could to sell the narrative that I was incapable of independence. I saw a glittering shape in the distance of the flames, noticing how they were dying down and parting. Clouds of rain were arriving on the scene, the scent of an oncoming storm heavy in my nose despite half of it being scorched. 
Mud. Mud can heal shifter burns. Only if the earth is forgiving enough. Only if it’s wet from blood. It’ll leave me with lasting scars. I thrashed myself into the mud, covering myself in it as the blood absorbed the dirt to repair my cells. Surprisingly, the healing process hurt more than the flames. My throat was too scorched for me to even whimper in agony. My voice is gonan be permanently damaged. 
Holly panted, struggling to remain conscious despite the gaping wound on her stomach. Atlas was frozen in fear, gazing down at the ground, the log, to Holly, then finally to Dad, over and over again. Indecision riddled his face with each breath. The flames were the least of his worried. His thoughts were louder than the roar of the fire. What could he mean? Is he lying? Why hasn’t Kenz come back yet? Is Kenz okay? Did they even survive the fall? They can survive anything, right? Are they hiding something? What do I do? Holly is hurt. How do I help her? I can’t call for help. I can’t run. Everything is terrible!!! 
Dad thrashed his tail, rearing up for the kill. I have to do something. I thrashed in the ground, causing it to shake. The log shook with the earth, causing a momentary pause in Dad’s actions. Holly was able to get up and move to the other side of the log, then met my gaze from the top. She hopped down and rested beside me, leaning on me as I stopped thrashing in the earth. “Welp. She just committed suicide. Easy for me.”
She’s still alive. Kenz is still alive. Kenz is amazing!! How did they shake the earth? Can they hear me? Are they okay? Atlas shook himself, gaining the confidence to match Dad blow for blow. I noticed a pair of ice blue eyes from the flames. Out from the flames was my mother’s ghost. She had a certain peace in death that she didn’t achieve in life, but also a lot of sadness in her ice blue eyes. Holly was fast asleep as the wound had closed on her stomach. 
“I should have sought help sooner.” Mother admitted, gazing at a struggling Atlas. “I was never strong enough for you. I was never strong enough for him. Or her. Or anyone. Jacob left. But he didn’t leave everything behind.”
“What are you--”
“Please, accept my apology. I’m trying to make things right.” Mother’s form was starting to fade. What is going on? “My judgement is soon. And wherever I go, I must go knowing that you forgive me.”
“Why does it matter that I forgive you?”
“Because you’re the only one of my children that can.” Mother’s voice was desperate. “Judgement comes when everyone dies. I should have never married him. I should have never brought you three into the world with such cruelty. I am sorry. Nothing was ever fair for you.”
“Mother…” My face contorted as I tried to stand up to help Atlas fight. My entire body ached from the burns. “Don’t--”
“What?”
“Please. Tell me you forgive me!!! I can’t get judged if you don’t decide.” Mother urged me, standing right in front of my face. I shook myself, urging myself that it’s just a hallucination. Judgement. Ghosts. I’m hallucinating from pain. I need to focus on getting everyone out of here. Not focus so much on my own hallucinations. With each attempt to stand, pain shot through my body. Holly gazed at me, struggling to stand. “Just stay down. It’s okay.”
“Not until we’re all out of here.”
“Kenz. The fire is dying. You need to conserve energy. Just because you can revive yourself doesn't mean you should have to all the time.”
“Holly. Atlas is--” “This is his fight.”
“No it is mine.”
“You can’t be expected to do everything.” “Holly…” I collapsed, gazing at the shapes of Atlas and Dad fighting. Atlas gazed at me as I was falling still with pain. Holly was starting to bleed again as an unbridled fury surged into Atlas’s face that I had never seen before. 
Dad scoffed as he noticed Holly and I still alive. He crouched to leap down on us, but Atlas forcefully wicked him into the dying flames, but not before slashing his throat with a knife. Dad fell into the flames, catching his entire body on fire. His entire body decayed in the bright green smoldering flames before turning into a pile of ashes as a cascade of rain started to fall. 
I stood up, only for the burns to reopen and bleed onto the ground, causing me to collapse. The flames were extinguished as Atlas rushed down to me and Holly. There waas panic in his face, as it was filled with remorse and guilt. Death was too nice of a punishment for Dad. He should have to live with the guilt of what he had done. 
But there was something unnerving about how Atlas had killed dad. A simple shove into the flames was fine enough, but he slashed his throat! I turned my head away with frustration. There wasn’t even fear in his eyes when he had died. Disappointment as usual. But it was Atlas’s words that caught me off guard. “What is it with you and Bill?”
“What?”
“Tell me the truth.” Atlas growled. “Those were just rumors Jacob was spreading to get to you, Atlas.” Holly stood up, clutching the wound in her stomach. “Right?” She gazed at me expectantly as I averted my gaze. You tell them and it’s all over. 
“What does he mean, ‘It’s all over?’ What are you hiding? What did you do? Was dad right? Why won’t you tell us? We’re your siblings.”
“Atlas, enough.” But Holly was hesitant with her words. She gazed at me as I averted my gaze. “What’s with the scar on your face. What’s with Bill’s voice in your head? Please. Tell us.”
“It’s nothing okay?” I hissed. “Just some bad teenage decisions. I asked for it, okay? I asked fro every little thing. Just a deal gone stale.” 
“That didn’t sound like a ‘deal gone stale.’ It sounded like…”
“Atlas. Enough. I’m sick and tired of this.” I gazed at the burns all over my body, which were still bleeding. “What did you do?”
“Nothing.”
“You admitted to making a deal with him.” Atlas pinned me down. “Tell us. What was the deal? Are you working with him? Why is he in your head? And don’t give us the same bs you told us before. You left out whole paragraphs of the full story. You’re hiding something and Holly and I will get to the bottom of it whether you like it or not.” Atlas’s words were extremely harsh as I snapped at him. “No one has to know. No one will know. Dad  was just talking shit like he always does. He has a way of making himself seem like the responsible one.”
“What was he talking about with that book. Should you even have it?”
“Its mine now. And none of you are getting it.”
“What if Bill gets his hands on it?”
“He’s not gonna get his hands on it. I have enchanted special locks on it to nto accept any possession.”
“He’s siphoning the information in your mind.” “Whatever.” I wriggled underneath Atlas. “Whatever? Stop batting the issue around. We have to know. Ford has to know--”
“And what would that do exactly? We already know the memory gun doesn’t work on me. So, when he gets it out of me, he will kill me. And you know who can possess corpses? You know who has a tendency to come back from the dead?” I pinned atlas underneath me, but he wrestled me to the ground once more. I bit into his hand, gritting my teeth. Hailey and Colt drove up to the clearing with Ford.
“Where’s Jacob?” Hailey asked. Colt looked everywhere for his brother as I rolled my eyes. They still care for him after all he had done? I opened my mouth to rat Atlas out, but Atlas crushed my mouth closed. “He burned to death. He slipped and fell on the log when it started raining and fell into the flames.”
Liar. I glared at my brother, unable to look at him the same after he had killed Dad. Ford walked up to the two of us as Holly stumbled into Ford’s truck. “This isn’t over.”
“Don’t bring anything up.” 
“Bring what up?”
“Kenz--” I pinned Atlas to the ground, hissing and placing my hand on his throat. “Atlas is--” Atlas kicked me off of him as I elbowed him to the ground. He wrestled my arm from on top of him and pinned it behind my back with one hand, and covered my mouth with his other hand. “Kenz is hiding some--” I stomped on his foot, digging my hindclaws into it. He shouted in pain as I detached my arm and regenerated it, claws and all. The claws returned to my other paw as I slashed at Atlas’s face. Atlas kicked me in the stomach, shoving me into the ground. Ford separated us as I hissed at him touching me. “Oh, you’ll let b--”
I bit the back of Atlas’s ear, cutting off his sentence. Ford sighed, gazing at Holly. “Can you--” He rushed over to Holly and immediately examined the wound on her stomach. I slashed at Atlas’s lips as he kicked me hard on the burns. Hailey rushed up to the two of us, but was intercepted by Colt. “They’ll wear themselves out. Give them time.”
“I don’t want them to wear themselves out. Kenz is severely burned. Atlas could seriously hurt them.” “Has Atlas ever proved himself to be anything but a soft wuss?” Oh if only you knew. Atlas bit into one of my burns as I tussled him down the clearing down a hill. I hit my head on a really sharp rock, but before I could pass out, I shoved Atlas all the way up the hill to Ford. I blacked out, slipping further down the hill.
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spaceumbredoggos · 8 hours ago
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Finally done with chapter 23
Chapter twenty three (I cannot I cannot I cannot run from my family.)
Holly’s POV:
“Sorry Hailey--”
“I refuse to let anyone enable Kenz any longer.” Hailey rushed to our room to wake Kenz. I stood between Hailey and a sleeping Kenz. “N-no…” Kenz thrashed themself awake, their sighted eye glowing a bright green. They transformed into a cross fox and bolted out of the room, making fox noises at the top of their lungs. “See what you did, Hailey?”
“What?”
“Kenz won’t fit in an institution.” I stood between Hailey and Atlas, who were both glaring at each other. “I’m gonna run after them. Maybe we can discuss this like civil adults.” Atlas transformed into a red fox as I transformed into the form of a red tailed hawk to scope out Kenz from the air. “Fuck you three and your weird shapeshifting powers.” Hailey growled as Colt rolled his eyes. 
“Forget them. Let’s just leave. Kenz has been a lost cause ever since they went down the woke road.” I watched from the sky as Colt walked towards Hailey’s truck. “It’s Kenz’s decision if they want to self destruct for the rest of their life.” Colt buckled himself in the front seat as Hailey turned towards the driver’s seat of the truck. Stan bolted from the shack and gripped Hailey by the shoulders. “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!!!”
“What?”
“WHAT PART OF KEEPING KENZ IN MY BROTHER’S LINE OF SIGHT AT ALL TIMES DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND???!!!!” Stan was fuming as Hailey rolled her eyes. “It’s their problem. Not mine.”
“So you’re just gonna give up on your cousin just like that?” Stan had angry tears in his eyes. “Well, they’re not gonna accept help from anyone. They hate everyone, remember? They always have.”
Unable to take it anymore, I flew down to Hailey and pinned her to the driver’s seat. “Atlas can’t keep up with them. He’s hurt and it’s all Jacob’s fault.”
“He shouldn’t have made him mad.”
“Jacob shot him. Doesn’t that concern you?” A conflicted look appeared on Hailey’s face. “Come on. Let’s go. Leave the freaks to fend for themselves.” Colt put his earbuds in as Hailey’s eyes widened. “Don’t you want to prove to Kenz that not everyone in Jacob’s side of the family hates them? That you’re actually concerned for them?”
“As if. They’re a trans--” Stan flashed his brass knuckles as Colt flipped him off. I flew between the two as Hailey was frozen in her place for several moments. “What was it that JT always said? Family always comes first?” Stan was not backing down from this easily. “Kenz never put anyone but themself first.” Colt spat, shoving Stan out of the way. “Hailey, just drive.”
But Hailey shook her head. With tears in her eyes, she removed the key from the ignition. She exited the driver’s seat, opened the passenger seat door, and dragged Colt out of the passenger seat by his arm. “Listen, Colt. I don’t know what to believe anymore. But I believe Uncle is hiding something from us. I believe this entire family is hiding something and Kenz knows, but is too scared to tell anyone. Kenz was always close to Uncle and sure they fought sometimes, especially about politics. But something had to happen to cause Kenz to just leave like that. They did try to contact me, and they did try to contact you. But I didn’t even respond and you initially reached out but stopped.”
“I don’t care--”
“Maybe Kenz isn’t in the wrong here. I mean, what would prompt Uncle to ditch two perfectly healthy children at birth and shoot one of his own kids. Something isn’t right. And we both know that Kenz was always a really sensitive person. They pick up on things others failed to notice. I mean why would they isolate all the time? They don’t seem okay. And… Maybe Uncle is to blame.”
It’s gonna take a lot of therapy to unpeel generations of normalized abuse. I landed on Hailey’s shoulder, prompting her to follow me. Hailey’s gonna need it. Colt’s gonna need it. Kenz is doing one thing right and that’s breaking the cycle. Maybe Hailey and Colt can do the same. I took to the skies and soared around the forest, letting Hailey and Colt follow not far behind. I found Kenz making a bunch of fox noises towards the birch copse Ford told Atlas and I never to go near. Kenz. Please don’t go there. I landed on the ground and transformed into a large palomino mare. “Hop on, both of you. There’s enough room.”
Hailey nodded and helped Colt on as I sped off towards the birch copse. It took a bit for them to get accustomed to being on my back and resisting the gee’s of force that would knock them off, but they got the hang of it. I made it towards Kenz who had their foot caught in a snare. Hailey and Colt got off my back as I transformed back into my human form, reaching towards Kenz’s foot. Atlas was passed out from exhaustion and pain right beside them. Kenz panicked and transformed into several unstable forms as I tried to free them from the snare, but with each tug, the snare tightened. Kenz thrashed wildly, snapping their jaws as Colt approached them with a knife. “Uh, might wanna avoid sharp objects--”
“I know what I’m doing.”
“They don’t.” I reached towards Kenz’s head to hold it so that they won’t snap at Colt who was trying to cut the snare free. Their glowing green sighted eye was wide with panic as if their entire body was on autopilot. Colt lodged the knife into the snare and clipped the loop in half, freeing Kenz from the snare. Kenz picked up Atlas by the scruff and bolted another couple hundred yards before they too collapsed with exhaustion. They panted and whined in pain as the cut from where the snare dug into their foot bled onto the leaf litter. Kenz chewed at the wound as Atlas started to come too, only to yelp from the pain of his own wound. I rushed up to my injured siblings as Atlas transformed back into his human form, trying to console a frantic Kenz despite the exhaustion clear on his face. 
Kenz started to bite Atlas’s ankle as an attempt to cut the foot off. Atlas was letting hit happen, knowing he can regrow the injured foot at will. “Aren’t you gonna do something about Kenz biting Atlas like that?”
“They know what they’re doing. If the foot comes off, Atlas can instantly regrow it and he can walk properly again. It’s much easier than going through the trouble of surgery. Plus, Atlas is too exhausted to care. I don’t think he’s aware enough to feel pain.” I explained as Colt shooed Kenz off and cut off Atlas’s foot himself. Altas gave a grateful nod and regrew a new foot, then passed out from the strain of regenerating his limb. Kenz pawed at Atlas frantically to wake him up. “Let him rest. You have to be tired too.” 
Kenz buried the cut off foot into the mud to deter predators from trying to attack us. Kenz licked compulsively at the wound on their ankle. “Kenz. Let that heal on it’s own. It’s nowhere near as bad as a shattered foot.”
Kenz transformed back into their default form and panted, hiding the cut on their ankle. They gazed at Hailey and Colt, then averted their gaze once more. “Kenz. You’re okay.”
“We’re sorry--” Kenz put their paw on Colt’s mouth and sniffed the air, their ears pricked up. “Shh.” They lowered their body to the ground and dug their claws in, sniffing the earth and thrashing their tail as if doing some sort of ritual. 
“What are they doing?” Hailey asked as I tuned into their mind. Stag. Rabbit. Crow. Lots of mice and lizards. Downwind. Heading closer. 
“You might wanna move.” To my surprise, Hailey and Colt nodded and moved out of the way as the swarm of animals Kenz had scented rushed our way. Kenz’s sighted eye was wide with alarm as they dragged all five of us off into the woods. “What the?”
“Fire!! FIRE!!! I CAN SMELL IT COMING!!! WE’RE IN ITS PATH!!!!” Kenz sniffed the air to try to navigate around the forest, but all they could smell was smoke as the flames circled us. Kenz gritted their teeth and started drawing sigils in the mud, but the smoke limited their visibility in their only sighted eye to where they couldn’t draw. With a whiff, they dug into the ground with their spade-like claws equipped for digging. They hit a harsh patch of stone, which broke their claws, causing black blood to spray everywhere. They hissed with pain as they licked their claw wounds. “Are we trapped?”
The gears were turning in Kenz’s head at Hailey’s question. They pranced around the circle of flames, yelping and cursing frantically as embers hit their face. They pounded harshly at the ground, trying to get it to shake enough to loosen a tree. 
Kenz transformed into a phoenix and flew above the flames, then came back with a massive log and created a bridge so that we could all get across the fire safely. Hailey and Colt bolted across in record time, But I could barely get Atlas onto the log before collapsing from smoke inhalation. Kenz collapsed on the log, turning around and hissing with all the venom they could muster. Standing on the log was Jacob, but there was something different about him.
Jacob’s more human-like face was gone and replaced with a more draconic face. He had horns like a pronghorn with white stripes in the middle and wings like a dragon. His body was bright red with a mix of down fur that had a pattern similar to a lucario and scales like that of a dragon. The tail was thick and plummed like that of a wolf. He stood on his hind legs like a human, but was hunched over and held up his upper body with his long arms, which had large bear-like paws at the end. The face had tusks like a boar and the snout of a wolf, with exaggerated features like that of a dragon. His ice blue eyes remained. He radiated a certain hot aura of menace and anger, and as evident by the embers that scattered from his scales and pelt, it was clear that he started this fire. 
“You!!!” Kenz transformed into that umbreon-like wolf form with draconic wings and venomous barbs that they often took when in really combative situations. They hissed and shed bright blue embers from the tips of their wings, showering like fireworks. “Uh, Kenz, maybe tone down the pyrotechnics.”
Kenz hissed and gritted their teeth. They swung their paws at Jacob’s face, but was immediately pinned down by him. They hissed and slashed their claws at his belly, but the scales were too strong to give way to vulnerable skin. Kenz bit into Jacob’s arm, but broke several of their teeth on the hard mesh of what appeared to be down fur but was actually a tangled mesh of hairs interlocked to form hard plated armor. Kenz hissed and spat venom straight into Jacob’s ice blue eyes, but he flung the venom back onto them with a flap of his wings. Kenz fell to the ground, transforming back into their human form. “Hand over my book.”
“Your book?” Kenz rasped, flaring out their pelt and firing smoldering hairs at Jacob that shot out like a tarantula’s hairs. The hairs flung off Jacob’s hard scales and fur and into the log. Kenz shot lightning from their mouth at Jacob’s wings, causing them to spasm and convulse. Jacob smacked their face hard with a fierce strike of his paw, knocking them to the side. 
Jacob chuckled with amusement as Hailey grabbed her phone to call for help. “There’s no service here. Not for another mile. Soon, this entire forest will go down in flames, burning the mystery shack. Burning the entire town. Burning you freaks once and for all.”
“You’re gonna burn your niece and brother?” Kenz spat back as Jacob shrugged. “A small price to pay for keeping in this family’s favor. They’ll listen to me for as long as they’ll lend an ear.”
“You can’t kill us--.” Hailey begged. “You’re right. I can’t.” Jacob sighed. “I can’t kill you. I'm doing you a favor and killing off the freaks. Then I’ll wipe this form from your mind and you’ll learn to never question me ever again. I stole a memory gun from Ford when he wasn’t looking.” Jacob grabbed Kenz by the throat. Hailey gasped as Colt grabbed her by the arm and bolted towards town. There was betrayal in Kenz’s eyes as they fled, but then they turned to Jacob. “Ford isn’t here to save you.”
“What is your problem with Ford anyways?” Kenz hissed. 
“My problem isn’t with that freak. Although him being gone would be a major convenience.” Jacob hovered Kenz above the flames. He opened up his truck remotely that was conveniently out of the way. “Can you imagine what it feels like to see your own flesh and blood leave you like that? To lose everything due to woke mindedness? It's like bleeding onto the stone every day. Of course the Axolotl, all high and mighty as they may be. They failed to see the blood.
“My quarrel isn’t with Ford.” Jacob was a hair’s breadth away from flinging Kenz into the flames. “My problem is with you Kenz. It always has. You never submitted to anyone besides Bill Cipher. You triangle cock sucking slut.”
“What?”
“Oh. They haven’t told you yet?” Dad pinned Kenz down by their neck, forcing them to face everyone. “They are hitched with Bill. The same being who constantly possesses them and screws they over, they climb into bed with every night. Wait until Ford finds out that Kenz sides with a triangle.” Jacob let go of Kenz and chucked them towards me and Atlas. “Unless it isn’t willingly. In that case, I can help. You know I’ve always loved you. You know from the beginning I will always fight for you. I will always stand in your corner.”
“No. You never have.” Kenz hissed, rearing on their hind legs and stabbing Jacob in his eyes with their antlers, the one spot that he was weak. Their horns interlocked as Kenz dug their non-broken claws into the log, standing their ground firmly despite Jacob’s furious efforts to dislodge his antlers and strike them back. He bit back snarls of pain, then jerked his head up and pinned Kenz down on their back. Jacob laughed cruelly, lifting them up by the neck. “Very impressive.” Jacob didn’t even seem to be in pain from his eyes being gouged out. “My one weak spot. My eyes. I optimized everything perfectly to fight you, yet you still bested me somehow.” 
Kenz hissed and pinned Jacob down towards the flames. Jacob kicked them off and held them down by the throat. “So much for always loving me.”
“What about loving me? Your son?” Atlas had a certain twinkle in his eyes. Kenz snapped their jaws as Jacob flipped them on their stomach. “Have it your way. We both know that you’re destined to screw up without me. Going down your constant path of self destruction with other freaks.” Jacob sniffed the air, chucking Kenz into the flames. Atlas screamed at the top of his lungs. “KENZ NO!!!!”
“They’ve cheated death before, they’ll do it again. It’s just what royal demons do. They’ll just crawl back to their pandimensional horror lover with their tail tucked between their legs.” Jacob reared up and approached Atlas, who was searching for Kenz in the flames.
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spaceumbredoggos · 14 hours ago
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This👆especially @fishy--friend you live in a “purple state.” Be safe.
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spaceumbredoggos · 1 day ago
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My gran loved this.
Ryan Adamczeski at The Advocate:
Michigan's hate crime law has been updated to include sexual orientation and gender identity after Democratic Gov. Gretchen Whitmer signed several bills into law last week. House Bills 5400 and 5401 amend the definition and sentencing guidelines of the state's 1988 “ethnic intimidation” statute to include sexual orientation, gender identity or expression, disability, and age, designating them as protected groups against hate crimes if they are found to be a motivating factor for violent behavior.
State Attorney General Dana Nessel, who is an out lesbian, said in a statement that “it’s incumbent upon those of us with the authority to unilaterally denounce such sentiments; otherwise, there’s no stopping this behavior." “Over the past decade, we have seen not just an uptick in hate crimes, but a normalization of racist, antisemitic and bigoted language, symbolism and actions – including a close adviser to the President giving the Nazi salute during an inaugural rally just this week,” Nessel said. "I applaud the Governor for signing these long overdue changes to the state’s statutes.” The bill amending the hate crime statute's definition was first introduced by Democratic state Rep. Noah Arbit in 2023, but failed to pass after conservatives falsely claimed that the law made it a felony to misgender someone. Arbit noted in a conversation with CBS at the time that the bill did not contain the word "misgender" in its entire text, calling the claims "far-right fiction."
Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer (D) signs hate crime laws protecting sexual orientation, gender identity or expression, disability, or age status.
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LGBTQ Nation: Michigan expands hate crime law to protect LGBTQ+ identities
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spaceumbredoggos · 2 days ago
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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction
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spaceumbredoggos · 3 days ago
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Hear me out:
I headcanon that Ford Pines has a bunch of sciencey toys. And you know how cluttered his workspace gets (blah blah, AuDHD runs in the pines family, blah blah blah executive dysfunction.)
Get this:
Kenz just won’t stop playing with them. And they break because Kenz’s strength is inconsistent at best. Kenz tries to fix them with spells or glue. Ford gets annoyed with this, but he can’t get too mad because it’s Kenz.
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spaceumbredoggos · 4 days ago
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I haven’t had a cavity since I was eleven. But I haven’t seen a dentist in a while. I hope I don’t have any now.
I’m bored. Give me some hilarious headcanons for Ford and Kenz. Platonic pls or I will steal all your friends from the fish tank and eat them.
i cant dude im gonna puke
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spaceumbredoggos · 4 days ago
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Hey, does anyone ever wonder if Alex hirsch himself is autistic? The special interests, the stimming (chewing on pens, clicking pens, randomly turning things to songs), how dipper is so autism coded and that Hirsch made him after his own childhood, and how how dipper struggles with some pda things (showering and washing clothes.)
Hirsch. Get yourself a diagnosis. You will never be able to properly deny the autism allegations. We know you’re autistic. Join us and become our autism god.
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spaceumbredoggos · 4 days ago
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NOO I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS!!! The only good thing that came out of when my phone factory reset once is that for a few months, I had no parental controls and I could play Minecraft on it.
I’m bored. Give me some hilarious headcanons for Ford and Kenz. Platonic pls or I will steal all your friends from the fish tank and eat them.
i cant dude im gonna puke
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spaceumbredoggos · 4 days ago
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Reblog if stealing and tracing AI art in your own style then poisoning it to ai models is valid.
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spaceumbredoggos · 4 days ago
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Oops
I’m bored. Give me some hilarious headcanons for Ford and Kenz. Platonic pls or I will steal all your friends from the fish tank and eat them.
i cant dude im gonna puke
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spaceumbredoggos · 5 days ago
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They chew on the key stone to activate it.
Genuine question. But if Kenz was a Pokemon trainer and had a key stone for mega evolution, where would they keep it? Y’know how most Pokemon trainers in the anime have a special glove, earring, even lipstick in the case of Cynthia for their keystone? Where would Kenz put theirs?
a chewlery necklace
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spaceumbredoggos · 6 days ago
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Happy self insert Sunday!!! KENZ SCREM!!!!
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spaceumbredoggos · 8 days ago
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I live like a thirty minutes outside of LA
How are you holding up?
I just took my dog out for a potty break and can’t stop coughing due to the smoke from the fires.
??????? WHAT FIRES????? DO YOU LIVE IN LA DUDE
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spaceumbredoggos · 9 days ago
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@fishy--friend
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spaceumbredoggos · 9 days ago
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I can't abandon Aces and Oh's so I will be typing it eve on a gdoc.
Aces and Oh's is my passion prjcet. I can't just abandon it. I will be writing more frequently and editing chapters.
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spaceumbredoggos · 10 days ago
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hey guys so a new petition has started up
it comes from a non profit organization called free speech for people. they have the means to get their shit out there and public, they do tons of research and seem to be legit.
i’ve signed this petition, i’m hoping this can get it wider spread. remember though, that impeachment starts in the house. this needs to get big enough for them to notice and take action, i think we can if we work together.
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