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THEYRE NOT SHOWING THE FUCKING PODIUM WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU????
#I WILL BURN SERVUS TV DOWN#who do you think you are little fuckers#no group stage; no podium; no podium taxi; only 1 post-race interview#clown shit wtf#edit: I also still don’t know wtf happened with Lucas and Nyck bc they decided to have a little add break and I couldn’t see shit on the#splitscreen
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Look what we've become.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#jiang cheng#Initially I wanted to do a 'Mutiny' quote to follow the 'Luck runs out' quote.#But the musical earworms demanded a different blood to be drawn. And I think it works just as well.#Alright. It's time to confess something. I really struggled with this comic. I didn't want to draw it. Then I didn't want to upload it.#Because I knew I would be here in the tags writing and backspacing for hours trying to articulate my thoughts.#I'm going to talk about death and grief in the tags today so this is your WARNING to look away if you aren't in a headspace for it.#Sometimes in media there are scenes and characters which land on topics so specific to your wounds that it reopens them all over again.#Because here's the truth. When you've known someone like this for nearly your whole life...it doesn't matter how bad the fight is.#You always think 'We'll always have time. One day this dust will settle and we'll rebuild the bridge.'#And then the fucker dies!!! He dies and suddenly there will never ever be time to repair the rift.#Someone you loved died thinking you hated them. And part of you did just a bit. But love and hate aren't mutually exclusive.#He's fucking dead and you are left with so many broken and unfinished pieces between the two of you.#Jiang Cheng loses Wei Wuxian thinking that WWX thought they hated each other.#He's a younger brother who will one day be older than the person he lost.#Who has no one else in the world who understands those feelings of love and hate and grief.#I can't be normal about this character. I don't think he even heals me. Zero catharsis to be gained here.#I just look at his sour grape ass and think 'shit that's a little too close to home.' JC is my discomfort character.#I'm probably going to regret being this vulnerable in the tags in like. An hour. So. sorry if you see this once and never again.#EDIT: Yeah sorry this took 4 hours to muster the courage to post. Surprise update!#EDIT 2: You guys were being too nice to me on my sad comic to point out the spelling error. I have fixed it now B'*)
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Trying to do hw but my mind solely wants to think about how charas motivations only make sense if you look at it from the eyes of a child and that ignoring them being a kid is how the fandom got stupid ideas in it's head of them being a mass manipulator who's entirely evil even though the game beats it into our head they made the plan BECAUSE they loved the dreemurrs. Like obviously their plan was never going to work it was a bad fucking plan from the getgo and little kids are 1) stubborn and 2) not known for thinking things through????? People saw asriel call them not the greatest person and a say he wished frisk was his friend (which fair!! Charas plan did get him killed and was the catalyst for things going wrong!) And immediately jumped to making them abusive ignoring all of the evidence that chara did care about and loved monsterkind.
#this goes ditto for flowey. yeah yeah hc him as a childish adult all you want but him turing back into asriel is proof enough that hes a kid#to me at least. that and time loops negate growth by nature. hes constantly refusing to move on or mature cause hes still stuck in that#same headspace he had from after he died. he may KNOW more but thay little fucker still never went through puberty or learned from his#consequence because by nature of the reset he never HAD to deal with consequences until frisk took that power from him.#chara#chara undertale#chara dreemurr#this is a vauge post :)#ut fandom when little kid with severe mental issues whos worldview is activly harmful BECAUSE they are a child: why is it evil and a woman#people mixing their headcanons with canon by interpreting every line about chara and asriel in the worst way possible. if chara is eating#the fucking flowers they too are getting hurt by them. asriel picking the flowers is too show he too was on board with the plan NOT CHARA#ABUSING HIM BY MAKING HIM PICK THEM SO HE GETS RASHES???? and none of how chara interacts with us in nm points to them being abusive either#shocking take i know but you can be a bad friend to someone without abusing them!!!!! yes chara was probably toxic but the proof people use#as them abusing asriel drives me insane because half of it is just painting them as a master manipulator who was fully aware of what they#were doing instead of an actual child. like wdym you think they poisoned asgore on purpose to test out if buttercups are poisonous#monsters are different physiologically than humans and if chara WAS doing it on purpose that fact alone would make them look stupid because#how the poison affected asgore would affect them differently!!!! and they.cooked.the.pie. they cooked the fucking pie meaning it would have#been less effective and likely not even have worked. the fact that he was affected at all is proof enough it was an accident because trying#to make it so it was on purpose you have to go through so many hoops to rationalize why chara would think this would work.#if that last bit makes any sense im giving up and doing my fuck ass math. if your going to think of chara as a manipulating abuser then the#supposed plan your giving them needs to make sense from their perspective and it DOESNT make sense from that pov.
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they found a cool penny on the floor
#yuck.mouth#bill wurtz voice and they're getting closer together and they're getting closer toge#media#4/8#i love the vids with baby sidney i do#he is a little amoeba who gets to hang out with monsters at his dad's heavy metal operation. who's doing it like sid tha fourth#however this post is not about that it is about how crazy i (yucky) get whenever i see these fuckers in the same room#like you would think i forget that they are coworkers. literally in the same band and sometimes they are friends#but im always going ouuuhghhhh they were seeeeeeennnnnn oiughhhh omfg their molecules toucheddddd#overlap from my phan days i must say
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umemiya’s pirate outfit is imo his hottest merch but if they made pirate chika he’d steal the show
#id still choose ume but chika? he’d have these little braids that endo put in his hair#the BOOTS BRO????#how deep could u make his vneck without killing both yourself and endo in the process#also? pirate endo’s…okay. but siren endo? pirate captain Chika just stands there like 👁️👄👁️ can you stop singing the first time he comes#in contact with endo and endo’s like HUH???? 😏 hol’ up boy i gotta follow u#but i also like the concept of selkie endo who gives pirate chika his seal skin and chika has no clue abt selkie culture so hes like#yea this coat is cunty enough. I’ll wear it.#reader/chika with reader as a selkie works good too…u can make him completely yan abt it or it can be silly#i like the concept of all of noroshi for the most part being some type of sea monster 🥰#its the monster fucker in me tho#banjo being a merman…teeth#a captain with a ship full of monsters *dreamy sigh*#also if i ever made a pirate au i wouldnt make suo a pirate on the Bofurin#because i think its silly if he was the only one with an eyepatch but he’s actually just the ship’s merchant#hes got a slick tongue for deals#wait im having brain blasts rn should I do hcs….
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Which Link is most likely to get banned from Olive Garden
And if you feel like it, tell me who you picked and why!! (And what they did to get banned)
If you’d like to do something similar for the Zeldas, here you go:
#lu chain#linked universe#legend of zelda#they’re my silly little guys#and they do silly little things#at least one of them is definitely getting banned from an olive garden#bear with me and let’s pretend olive garden even exists for them#personally i think it would be wind#second to get banned would be wild and hyrule#they’re all up to something#loz#all the links#the whole chain my beloveds tbh#but i can admit they’d get banned from several restaurants#for one reason or another#they’re up to some stupid antics#and i love it#ill shut up now#actually i have more to say#actually my friend does#but i agree with him#wind wouldn’t be the one kicked out#he would get a warning#and time and twi would be told to put their kid on a leash#wild on the other hand#that fucker is an adult#(depending on who you ask)#he is fully capable of being kicked out
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#skuntank#team skull's theme blasting in the background. i think just like everyone‚ i still have a bit of a grudge against this fucking dude#but also chatot for way overreacting when they totally fuckin lied to him?? like there's a lot of bullshit happening here but if this guy#wasn't at the forefront of it then none of it would've had to happen. these kids were trying to save the whole entire world and this fucker#had to make himself a nuisance with his other little nuisances just to make it that much harder to save the world. and for what??#to make partner cry?? why do you want that‚ skuntank?? who do you think you are???#i don't like this guy
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watching ap bio past season 1
#ada speaks#im sorry lynette i cant stand any episode youre in i need more of jack hanging out with mary stef and michelle or his freakass students#it becomes so hit or miss but god there are some really good hits still 😭😭😭#i cant even explain what is wrong with lynette and jack other than the dialogue and Vibe is so rancid it makes me avert my eyes#i don't even think it was this bad on my first watch#what do you mean you guys are more like cousins. how are you as the writers acknowledging this and yet still.#anyway there are like. i think its the third episode to the sixth? unbearable#i think i remember the finale of s2 being them getting together but at least i get to see glenn breasting boobily thru the hotel hallway#i cant fucking stand how s1 effectively ended with jack being like. i like these little fuckers. and then this season is.#yeah anyway forget all that my arc is that i will grow to like toledo bc uhhh this is my conflict with lynette now. bc ofc the only reason#that a man would do Anything is for a woman he's obnoxiously in love with#nevermind the fact that they fucking had this same arc for him last season and the episode where he was like yeah fuck it#i actually Like my weird coworkers and im gonna go hang out with them instead of this miserable woman#not that lynette goes against that. but they couldnt even stick to anything relevant to like. being from toledo#shes just this. quirky snarky woman who also for some reason really loves her home town. we dont even know shit about her.#i legitimately think the biggest misstep is not having her more integrated with the other women in the show#because as it is her literal entire character revolves around jack#she shows up to interact with the rest of the cast and remind us she's working at the school only to have jack check her out or some shit#like ok. contrived plot device of a character#im going to stop talking about lynette now im sorry i wish she was written better LOL#in a show full of really fucking enjoyable women she is certainly. there!#i think its literally just like. it irks me so much because jack is just like. Waiting to get through the 'friendzone period'#and we barely see lynette after she tells him they should just. be friends. like ok. show them being friends then#she can be fun when shes involved in some crazy scheme. but no. only when its about this ~sexual tension~ is that allowed
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I remember younger me thinking "one day I'm gonna have to be in a romantic relationship" and my immediate reaction to that thought was literally always this:
Like damn bro i really should have figured out that i was aro way sooner huh
#yeah i thought i would HAVE TO bc everyone was like one day you WILL fall in love and your first relationship is always messy and blah blah#and it was always the people qho had been in the most dreadful and toxic relationships who would tell me that#and like. now i know that not every single person in a romantic relationship is miserable because of it and all but still the thought of#being in a romantic relationship sounds like so so uncomfortable and bad#totally a personal preference ofc#but god. as a teen i was always like 'yeah I've kissed many times but never with someone i REALLY liked. so I've never enjoyed any kiss'#like boy you are allowed to not like kissing and choosing not to kiss others#and the only reason i was fixated for a while with losing my virginity was cause i saw it as checking something off a list#like. one day i will have to fall in love and be in a relationship and i want to be ready to do everything#i NEED to be prepared for it. i don't wanna be caught off guard#i was really like 'romantic partners expect sex. gotta be ready to do that and be good to keep them satisfied'#a very paranoid and ugly way of thinking. i know#but meh. better figure it out late than never right?#aro#ace#aroace#themetalbabygirl#istg if one of you little bastards that live in the void of tumblr comment 'ummm actually aro people CAN be in relationships' i WILL lose it#I'm not talking for every single fucker out there. I'm talking about my experience and my preferences
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OKAY. to the people observing, hello, i am awake now, good morning. ramble in the tags because honestly i still feel kinda wounded by yesterday but also now im embarrassed by the gravity of my reaction
#im so disgusted by this show what the fuck were they thinking with this. what the fuck. First of all why???? did they give him a love story?#SECOND OF ALL. WHY WAS THE LOVE STORY WITH HIS BROTHERS WIFE. WHO HAS 3 CHILDREN. WITH AFOREMENTIONED BROTHER. LIKE. HUH...#third why did they do this when the actor Literally just turned an adult while the other actor is in her 30s or something 💀 who the fuck#thought that was a good idea. what the fucker. FOURTH why did they kill my husband :( that's so stupid why did he die. why did his entire#family die. that fucking sucked why did they do that#anyway ive decided that rather than get sucked into the black hole im just going to be happy the show is over and i can do what i want#five and i did much talking last night (because he's not dead and he did not cheat on me obviously. and it is neither of our faults if the#writers decided to assassinate his character arc for their stupid romantic subplot) so yeah. um. we are very much alive and well thank you#im not going to let this get me down actually. ive been married to this motherfucker for years#he's still my favorite guy in the whole universe and that will not change because of shitty writing. not rewatching the show anymore though#like ever hgsdgjfsdgjj#tldr me and my real husband mr five hargreeves (who finds it INCREDIBLY offensive that he was given a romantic love interest along with#literally being dead) are totally fine. we are fine /gen but now we are going to have to save the world a little better than the show did#because no way is he allowing his family to die. and no way am i letting him die after everything he's been through. so yeah that's all#five had his work cut out for him last night though i was so mad at him 😭 😭 the equivalent of cheating on me in my dream
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OK so I have an inkling of an idea for a trigun ficlet. A one-shot, really. Not really any plot, but I just have the urge to write my own interpretation of Weird Plant Shit. Like for how much ppl tag this stuff as xeno, most of it's honestly pretty tame. Which kinda makes sense, considering a lot of this is being based off of the plants in stampede, which While uncanny are not NEARLY the amount of inherent horror of the plants in the manga. There's some FREAKY shit going on there. So like. You know. What if I took more inspiration from That for Vash's freaky shit?
#speculation nation#YES this is for a smut idea. dont judge me#ive never posted smut b4 bc ive exclusively been writing akeshu & theyre teenagers#im not interested in writing smut of teenagers#but i have my interests 😭 and i am an undeniable monster fucker. we been knew.#just. vague idea. ppl have run with the plant idea. & id wanna too. but in a different sort of way.#thinking more. venus fly trap kind of situation. NOT easily translatable to human biology#the kinds of shit that may trip even the most adventurous man up. but we all know he would take it in stride in the end.#idfk so much of the allure of this pairing to me is the inherent inhuman nature of vash's physical form. and how that manifests everywhere#the human and the angel. for all that entails.#i dont have an idea for an actual story for these characters yet. my brain is spinning them but it hasnt come up with that yet#but a lil smth self indulgent to just play around with Fun Ideas? i reaaally wanna go for it.#we'll see if i end up writing this. & if i end up posting it.#im both somehow Very solidly kinky and VERY solidly shy about it. aka why i barely post about that kind of stuff.#face in my hands just talking about this here. who knows how i'd fare with posting it.#but if i go thru the trouble of writing it you BET id go thru the trouble of posting it#and you B E T itd be angsty. the inherent longing and unsaid words. what am i if not an unrepentant angst writer lol#thoughts & ideas r spinning. i will have a merry little time.#uhm. do i need to tag this as anything. is this too tmi? i dont even know#WELL if u read the word 'xeno' and keep reading that's on U. sorry#here just in case if ppl r worried i will tag this as#tmi/#sorry lol
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Whatever happened to the phrase "I'm only human" I think that needs to come back. Because a lot of people are thinking human means perfect these days and it's pissing me off. Human is literally a synonym with imperfect!
#it's the fascism and white supremacy. I am going to bite someone.#people are getting dehumanized for the most human of actions. like mistakes. and existing. or being a little bit to weird#people are getting dehumanized for being human! peoples ideas of human are getting white washed and sanitized for a Christian audience#black people are human. Jewish people are human. mentally ill people are human. physically disabled people are human#that asshole you hate is human. that mother fucker who abused you is human.#people with heavily scrutinized mental illnesses are human. bipolar people are human. npd people are human. people with psychosis are human#that homeless man is human. that drug addict and alcoholic are human. every single person on this goddamned planet are human#and if you think people shouldn't get basic human rights and respect for some damn reason you are wrong and need a punch to the face#a human deserves basic rights and respect like a safe place to live and food to eat.#they deserve safe places to go about their lives even if that means doing drugs and drinking#honestly every drug addict deserves a safe clean place to do it. with safe and clean supplies and drugs#because they are addicted for a goddamned reason and it's because this world is currently hell on earth for many many people#and if drugs and alcohol help with the pain of existing in this fucked up world that is currently hostile to so many people.#i don't blame them. I completely understand. if I hadn't been in therapy since childhood I would likely be an addict.#the world is hostile to everyone especially to minorities. why are you blaming people for trying to lessen their suffering.#ranting in the tags#rant#venting in tags#vent post#vent
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do you take requests? if u don't, ignore this haha but i wanted to request kenbig au where ken is running away and big wants to stop him but can't shoot him, and ken is like if u kill me, then i'll accept it (vegaspete coded lol)
I don't take requests, sorry :(
Unless it's for a commission, but they're still closed until this god damn summer is finally over 😩
#unfortunately I barely have enough time to draw all the ideas I already have on my own ugh#I did try to play that scene through in my head though haha#like yeah big would definitely hesitate to shoot him. he's pathetic that way and too emotional for his own good#but of course ken would see that as an opportunity to exploit it#if he did say that line it'd be to catch big off guard and stall him long enough to escape#he's not a romantic and he doesn't want anyone to kill him. not even big. he's just an opportunist and a little shit#but I think instead of devastating him like pete it'd just piss big off lmao#so he'd ABSOLUTELY shoot him then. not kill him obviously just shoot him to incapacitate him#like wHO DOES THAT FUCKER THINK HE IS!!!#cue ken complaining about big shooting him for the next 70 years#(or until big finally strangles him whichever comes first)#replies#kenbig#anon#thank you for providing me with these mental images!!#I do love thinking about them. and putting them in situations
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the hinata kinning is strong tonight
#marzi speaks#once again. shoutout to izuru for calling me out on that enough times for me to realize it’s the truth#crazy thing is i keep finding out how correct it is in different ways#like i realized recently. i have no idea who i am or who i’m supposed to be#i think i know who i wanna be? but i might already be that person and not even know it#and the other night i was sitting there. and i thought ‘who the hell am i.’ and then i realized that’s such a fucking hajime ass thought#identity issues moment. teehee !!#i didn’t… think i had identity issues??? but shit i might !!!#it might be genderfluidity having a moment. it might be stress. it could be anything#anything could be responsible for the way i am. if i would be likely to do anything given the right circumstances#how can i know that any choice i make is truly my own#…i need to go to bed. it might be bedtime#do you see what i MEAN though??? goddamn. i should work on getting a therapy appt set up or smth#on a more lighthearted note the whole hajime kinnie thing is SO funny in hindsight#when i asked izuru why he thought i was a hajime kinnie he just went ‘oblivious and gay. among other things.’#and i said ‘what other things?????’ and he went ‘i’m not gonna bore myself with the details. if anyone would know it’d be me trust me’#and well. shit! a bitch was right and that still irritates me a little. how the fuck did that fucker know that much about me#it is a super funny interaction though. izuru kamukura came to my blog called me a faggot and left. slay
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#listen. im just gonna rant abt something real dumb for a sec#the framing of missing 411 stories make me so annoyed. and if u dont kno. missing 411 stories are focused on ppl who went missing in#national parks or just out in nature with no real explanation. i dont even kno why i watch these videos they just make me mad#theyre not all bad but like mother fucker do u not kno how easy it is to get lost in thr fucking woods?#theyre like: this person was an experienced hiker. they wouldnt have just done X#like no. fuck off. it only takes one bad move. one bad day. one unexpected run in and boom that's it#its not that crazy???? its not magic or bigfoot. its ppl getting confused or disoriented and panicking#i mean. obvously not in every case but fucking im like 99% sure its not spooky stuff. its just easier than youd like to think to get lost#my little sister got lost in the woods when she was like 6. she took a wrong turn on a hiking path and walked so far my dad almost turned#back bc he thought she would never get that far but there she was. one tiny blip in a big big forest and she was on a path#its so so easy to miss one tiny point out there. this also goes for places out in the desert#like sure its flat. how could a person get lost in an open space? but no fuck u. ive gotten lost walking along a 50m flat transect#i looked up and for about a minute i wasnt where i thought i was. the heat and not drinking or eating enough can really mess with you head#ugh. i dunno. one of my lab mates has done more like serious outdoors stuff. like not going back to civilization for weeks doing field#work out in Colorado. and he says there is something weird about being alone out there. like some places have a call to them. a temptation#compelling you to do things u kno r bad ideas. but i also pressed him and it seems to come from a lack of othet ppl watching you#like a lack of socal constraint enables the temptation to make reckless choices. so like i dunno it sounds more like a human thing#than the supernatural but like what do i kno? anyway. missing 411 stories make me man#mad. god. there was one i watched where the guys were like. hm they seem to happen around weird places like swamps. or around bad weather#events. so maybe these places or events cause disappearances to happen. like fucking no! do u hear what ur saying?????#the disappearences occure around places that are objectively difficult to search under conditions that delay search effort????? is ur brain#broken? the bad conditions make it hard to find ppl so u find less ppl and theyre marked as missing. jesus christ#anyway. its baffling to me. but i keep watching thr videos. probably bc i have nightmares about running into wild animals out in the woods#so im searching for like. god what not to do if i get lost in the woods. when what i shoukd do is watch survival videos rip#unrelated#ugh. also ive done some work in a national park where u would think its super super hard to get lost but our fieldwork got delayed bc ppl#had to go do search and rescue and the person was dead by the time they were found. i dont kno the details but like its a thing that#happens. its not that crazy#not to mention all the dumb fucks who fall of the cliffs every year down where i grew up. every fucking year. it happened to one of our#neighbors. he was at the bottom of this cliff for a whole day and survived. i dunno bad things happen everyday. u r not immune
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#RIP to the legacy post editor. you will be missed. while queueing this post and the last one it's removed the option for me to switch to the#old one and is making me use the new one. which is like not bad. it's not a bad editor. i just don't like change as most tumblr users don't#it also just appends the post you make directly to the top of the currently-displayed posts behind it even if it's not meant to go there#which is a little bit scary when i'm on the queue page and i click “add to queue” for a post that's supposed to go up on august 18th#to see it immediately appear above mega metagross. the legacy post editor didn't do that. it made you refresh the page if you wanted to see#your own new post on the dashboard. which i think was better!! honestly!! i've never Made a post using the new editor to see how it behaves#only ever queued up FFP using this thang. but that's also bc i feel like i don't post very much. i need smth Interesting to say when i post#on my main blog i mean. i don't make extraneous posts on here (usually) unless i'm answering an ask or something. which. still have yet to#miss one to this day. going strong#bibarel#can you tell idk what to say about this guy. what are they‚ water-type? big chance i'm fucking wrong and they're just pure normal#OKAY i was right. normal/water. semi-interesting typing and i get why they're a water-type. but. i never use. bibarel. even as a kid who#didn't understand or care about competitive. i knew bibarel was not very strong. it's a route 1 normal-type fucker. and maybe it's like#better than i think or something but tbqh it's a sinnoh 'mon and i already have another sinnoh water-type that has my heart. buizel#so bibarel was not so much in the cards for me. bro i should do like. a mono-type run of a pokémon game one day. that would be fu#do folks do that? is that a challenge run that actually exists? nuzlockes exist so i don't see why not. okay i'm doing it. my next replay o#any pokémon game is hereby decreed to be a water-type mono-type run. i may or may not liveblog it on my main blog#and it may or may not be nuzlocke. we shall see#hell maybe i'll stream it. maybe that could be fun. i don't know of *anyone* who would be interested in that but it tends to help me#actually go about completing games when i have someone there like. waiting for me to do so
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