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I woke up to someone having given me a thousand euro on Kofi. I'm. I'm
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L O FUCKING L
i’m literally so sick and tired of trusting my heart, wiling to drop my whole fucking life? FOR WHAT? for LUST? this is real life; i want love; not just love but someone to spend time with me, someone to ASK me the questions, someone to actually wants to know why i had thunderstorms. this world disappoints time and time again. it’s stupid i guess to think someone like you to fall in love with someone as disgusting and dishonest as me
fuck my feelings i guess.
#literally grow up#who are you?!#15 minutes i waited#like what#i’m so fucking sad#i’m so tired#i just#love you#i’m fucking sorry
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reading fic and realising an author has posted absolute monster chapters like 25k words a chapter and just going ???????? mwah mwah mwah mwah (*˘︶˘*).｡*💚
#shocking stuff#genuinely baffling#praiseworthy and jawdropping#the long one-shots i understand like youve gotten this whole thing out and want it done with but CHAPTERS??#GIANT CHAPTERS???#WHO ARE YOU?!
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Completely in love with your executioner fake marriage everlark au!
NONNY!
Notes like this make me want to open the doc and work on it 🙊
🥰Thank you for the love 🤗
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What if BF sang his own boss music? He’s literally just approaching you, and you hear him singing your incoming demise.
#fnf#friday night funkin#fnf bf#fnf boyfriend#why do i hear boss music#where did these speakers come from?#why do I have a mic?#who are you?!#beep bo bep!#I wish I could just beep like bf tbh#I really don’t like talking like he does lol#yet texting is fine for me
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Sunny, you're just so beautiful. There's no way I'd be able to concentrate on a workout if you were at the gym with me. I just want to buy you all the books and give you all the orgasms you could ever want!
Thank you so much 💓 I have a resting bitch face at the gym so maybe it'd be better to take a look at my ass or lil biceps 💪😅
That's definitely what this girl wants at heart ☺️ books and orgasms please! 🤓📚
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No but really who was that anon??? DM me you coward 🤨🤨🤨
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Slay ✨️💅
-Slay anon III
OMG ANOTHER ONE?! the slay anon saga is getting renewed for a second season y'all
#WHO ARE YOU?!#time to get out the conspiracy board#SLAY anon season 2#SLAY anon#slay anon lll#slay anon the third
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Wait. Blazed posts appear on BLOGS now?! Get that person out of my room omg
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I came across your blog ewanmitchellcrumbs right before NYE I think and I immediately thought ”This person is fuckin hilarious. I’d love to be friends with her.” I had no idea how to approach you and didn’t dare to do or say anything😅
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#waaaahhhhhh#who are you?!#let me aggressively be your friend#asked and answered#ask games#it doesn’t count as typing a response if I leave it in the tags
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Everyone is so weird about people who cry easily. Fellas, is it evil and manipulative to *checks notes* have an involuntary stress response?
#yeah you can critique people who eg post crying apology videos#because they could have waited until they'd calmed down#but if someone is in a stressful situation and they cry about it#all that tells you is that they cry in stressful situations#a fact which is completely morally neutral
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Love it when Rolling Stone puts out an article about the 25 most influential internet creators and I've only heard of 7 of them
#kai rambles#god i feel old#but im not old#im 24#but im looking at this list like who are any of you?#why did this get 60k notes
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work all night on a drink of rum
daylight come and me wan go home
stack banana til the morning come
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
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me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
a beautiful bunch of ripe banana
daylight come and me wan go home
hide the deadly black tarantula
daylight come and me wan go home
lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
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me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
dayo
dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
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me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
#someone suggested i turn off reblogs. to that i say. i’m not a fucking quitter#esp when i get to see my husband dancing in my notifs every time this gets a note#since this reached 30k notes i wanted to say that people in the notes saying you shouldn’t feel safe around horses are right#story time :) when i was very little i got kicked in the face by a horse.#obviously this is very dangerous and i could have been concussed but there was no bleeding or bruising or no teeth knocked out#so my family didn’t believe me and even tried to convince me that it never happened at all. accused me of lying about it#it was specifically my grandma (who i realized much later in life was extremely emotionally abusive) who insisted i was lying.#but i remember it clearly. i know that it happened. i know that it struck my front teeth and knocked me to the ground#and i have never felt safe around horses since <3 or my family actually#ahem. i always felt safe around my grandparents. ‘‘not anymore’’ said knife grandma#are you still reading this?#reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram#you just lost the game#speaking of loss#|#|/#||#|_
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Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.
Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#marcille donato#falin touden#kermit the frog#did you know that pigs will sometimes eat rocks?#and since we are about trivia. This is my second time reaching over to 12k followers. You see#after the great purge I lost a bunch and went back to 11k for a loooong time#who would have thought a shitpost about frogs would get you back into my home#welcome back
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"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick
#the ethics are whack but more importantly you didn't even want to write it?? who is it even for?? not you? not me?#you didn't even have enough interest in the premise to take a crack at it?? then who cares?#please don't populate in my search results I'm looking for things that people wrote because they liked something#ao3
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