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#i have had a sudden burst of inspiration for a bunch of fics 😫#cassian x nesta x eris is one#hopefully i can finish my loa murdering beron one shot today#and then i want to write a gwynriel one shot#who am i 😂
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i love having a printer
#rip to my roommates who were greeted with this when they got home 😂#we havent even had this security system installed for a full week yet & i am already Clowning#shitpost#goku#dbz
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At the pub, I got asked twice where I bought my lingerie, bc the bodysuit I wore over it was the perfect tease.
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#Very funny bc i couldnt answer. It was at least three years ago and I cut the label off 😂😂#But the women who asked where in awe and it was so fun to chat about something I am so hyped about (lingerie!!)#satans knitwear#alt pinup#pinup girl#Strappy lingerie#Black strappy lingerie#Underbust corset#Lace corset#cheeky#Mesh bodysuit
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I had no idea what to draw (got a bit rusty after a break) so to anybody's surprise, I drew Corazón xd
Also, I have no idea what to do with them, so take these too:
What is happening with Doffy's abs?? Was it hit by a waffle-inator? I don't know xd
#one piece#vewu art#donquixote rosinante#donquixote corazon#i am trying to make some more comics#but all I was able to draw recently was just more Corazón 😂#well if he wants to be drawn then who am I to say no? I shall provide
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Dose HYE moon except a bunny kisses?
*holds up kiekie to give kiss*
hehe cute! well let's see...
Moon: a kiss! how nice!
Moon:
Moon: does this count as my first kiss?
soooo Moon's a little clueless when it comes to non-human life 😅 he's very sociable and good at interacting with humans, but he has no idea how to interact with anything else (including other robots 😅)
Bonus:
(based on the icarly meme of course)
Sun: It looks like a health code violation.
Moon: No! It's my new friend!
Sun: Your friend looks like a health code violation.
#ask the crab#fnaf moon#fnaf sun#fnaf eclipse#kiekie#Moon Have You Eaten? AU#Sun Have You Eaten? AU#Eclipse Have You Eaten? AU#Have You Eaten? AU#crab art#digital art#bright colours#i am a sucker for DCA who doesn't know how to deal with animals#because I don't know how to deal with animals 😂#but Moon with the little kiekie is so cute#Moon would love watching cute animal vids but have no idea how to act around animals in real life#he's lowkey afraid of dogs because he was chased by one#Eclipse is uninterested in animals#Sun of course is a stickler for the rules#but i also imagine him as like the meme of a dad who doesn't want pets but then becomes so attached to a pet#imagine if you will#Sun teaching the kiekie how to achieve the perfect fire roast chicken
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(hoping by "send a #" you meant in asks) 7 !!!!!
ur mind .... i didn't even think of this option 🫣🥰🫶🏽
#ok to rb#everyone thank izzy for having the biggest brain in the world#i also took down the original post bc im answering this at 4am cause i woke up in the middle of the night 😭#but i also really love that u thought of this bc i didnt!!! ahdkfkajdkf and it saves me from having to pick which of these to post!!! c:#bunny binks#bunnyflesh#girlpenis-redux#i am gonna try going back to sleep now 😴#also i was contemplating scheduling this for later and i asked my wife (who also woke up too ): ) and she said “real dick riders will find#your 4am nudes“ and that was the REALEST shit I've ever heard#im still gonna rb them later but like ajfkfksjfkflsjdbfdlsksk#butch bait#femme bait#dyke bait#i guess this was accidental ask bait too 😂🫶🏽
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#i love this so much i am cackling 😂😂#to the one who made this YOU ADDED 10 YRS TO MY LIFESPAN 🤧#the untamed#cql#lan wangji#lan zhan#wei wuxian#wei ying#wangxian
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when did i get so predictable 🙈💖
#this is DEFINITELY not all of them because 'banging villain song/performance' is more common than not 😂💖#but this means somewhere there's a character without a villain song/performance who will make me crazy#open to suggestions 😳 (ALSO YES I KNOW PEGASUS HAS 'FACE UP FACE DOWN' BUT I DON'T THINK IT COUNTS)#yes this is a new series which i'm calling 'Jingle Jangle propaganda' and i am INSISTING you watch it when you can...just for Him 😉#f/os#gustafson#the toymaker#the toy taker#ken#dr facilier#king dice#mr puzzles#ratigan#remus sanders#the once-ler#baldi#zanzo#maxime le mal#beetlejuice#pegasus#kinito#comic book guy#selfship#starleskatalks
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guys, i can't do this. i am not god's strongest soldier.
#this has been sitting in my drafts for a bit.#time to let the freak free.#WHO DID THIS 🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣#this isn't even funny anymore#like...#mirror julian is a top BUT he's still breakable#if that makes sense#and that's even better#i am losing my mind in the club tonight#julian bashir#julian bashir ds9#captain sisko#captain sisko ds9#benjamin sisko#benjamin sisko ds9#ds9#deep space 9#deep space nine#star trek ds9#star trek deep space 9#star trek deep space nine#st ds9#star trek#my gifs yeehaw
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in retrospect idk what's funnier, jere declaring his foot fetish on live tv or him waxing poetic about gogi's hips but in conclusion he NEEDS to be on TV more yesterday was GREAT
..but the consequences lmao:
(newspapers making clickbaity articles about his obscene comments 💀💀 ..........though. i guess they're not lying LMAO)
#käärijä#ok who am i kidding the foot thing was funnier and ofc seiska wasn't gonna let that slide#but announcing he couldn't tear his eyes off gogi's hips was great as well 😂
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controversial take here but i really hope hetty is on her absolute worst nastygirl/comedic clown behavior in s4 to push back against the poor little meow meow woobification curse shes been experiencing since holes because i am tired
#i almost wish hiles never happened because nobody understands her character anymore lol#few things worse than when your blorbo becomes the character everyone self inserts themselves onto 💔#whenever i get too mad i remind myself that rebecca wisocky views her exactly the same way i do and then i feel better :)#watching an incredibly nuanced female character get flattened out intonthe tragic one who killed herself makes me wanna scream#bc nobody even understands WHY she killed herself and i am ripping my hair out#z#ppl r allowed to interpret the character different from me but i am allowed to think they’re wrong <3#oh no i wrote this at 6am thinking nobody would see it LMAO this is just a personal gripe#obviously people can do whatever they want and i will not stop you or directly argue#play with your dolls however you want and dont let me being a bitch stop you#i just am allowed to be grumpy about it similtaneously 😂
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I put some fishnets on!!
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#fishnet friday#I managed to put some fishnets on today and I am very proud of myself.#Happy fishnet Friday to all those who may celebrate ✨#I am so exhausted and worn down rn but at least im a little bit delicious. I put my pjs over this instead of actual clothes#At least until I feel like taking some more pics 😂#satans knitwear#alt pinup#pinup girl#pretty lingerie#fishnet lingerie#cheeky
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Everyone loves dark academia and cottagecore and themes of death and decay and being weird and mysterious until I have stray bones in my house and teeth on my shelf. Then I’m too weird for the weirdos. Too spooky for the so-called goths. You bitches can’t handle my bonus teeth
#bones#teeth#evilcore#villaincore#sciencecore#villainposting#dark academia#I’m still not sure why aesthetics are all SomethingCore but the tags work LMAO#I’m being both funny and for real LMAO#folks irl come to my room. after knowing me as a person. after knowing who I am#and are surprised and offput when I have bones and teeth and bugs on proud display!!#points to dead crab I TAXIDERMIED HER MYSELF!!!! APPRECIATE HER#the teeth are sterile!! it’s fine!!#I buried and exhumed this fox with my own hands!! the bones are precious to me!#im never actually offended bc i understand ppl have boundaries#its just funny that i am who i am and they didn’t actually expect me to have so many dead things 😂#📝#anyway this is lighthearted <3
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Hey, you!!
Stop scrolling, I have an announcement to make!!
I'm pregnant!! 🫃🏼
And how is that possible, you may be asking yourself?
The Illuminati
#I am super funny I know 💁🏼♀️😂😂😂#but when I saw the pregnant photo it reminded me of when women try to show their bumps when it still isn't noticeable to most people 😭#and the last one is the reaction both a friend and I had 😂#also who is the baby daddy? 🤷🏼♀️#declan rice#england national team#england nt
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#hideyoshi nagachika#haise sasaki#hidehaise#kaneki ken#hidekane#my art#FLUFF 💖💖#i have been thinking about them lately#who am I kidding im always thinking of them lmaooo#being wrapped in haises arms would be amazing ok im jealous of hide 😂#tokyo ghoul
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mishanks lotr au wip inspired by the march of the fellowship by divinesleep_24 on ao3 :) it's slow burn zolu + established mishanks! this piece is based on screenshots from the aragorn/arwen wedding ✨️✨️
#one piece#one piece fanart#fic recs#akataka#mishanks#opla#opla fanart#bc i actually think shanks kinda looks like mr gadiot in this lol go me 🎉 we'll see if that lasts 😂#dracule mihawk#shanks#akagami no shanks#red haired shanks#i never do this style. semi-realism + painting??? who am i???????#im really happy with how shanks's gaze looks. there's like. a light there.#i struggled a lot with mihawk's eyes tho 😭😭😭#we'll see if i continue working on this. it's fun tho!!!#idk if u can tell but this is a mishanks blog now hashtag sorry not sorry
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