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clockwork-ashes · 1 month ago

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#i have had a sudden burst of inspiration for a bunch of fics 😫#cassian x nesta x eris is one #hopefully i can finish my loa murdering beron one shot today #and then i want to write a gwynriel one shot #who am i 😂

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meowthiroth · 9 months ago

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i love having a printer

#rip to my roommates who were greeted with this when they got home 😂#we havent even had this security system installed for a full week yet & i am already Clowning #shitpost #goku #dbz

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satans-knitwear · 4 months ago

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At the pub, I got asked twice where I bought my lingerie, bc the bodysuit I wore over it was the perfect tease.

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#Very funny bc i couldnt answer. It was at least three years ago and I cut the label off 😂😂#But the women who asked where in awe and it was so fun to chat about something I am so hyped about (lingerie!!)#satans knitwear #alt pinup #pinup girl #Strappy lingerie #Black strappy lingerie #Underbust corset #Lace corset #cheeky #Mesh bodysuit

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crabsnpersimmons · 3 months ago

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Dose HYE moon except a bunny kisses?

*holds up kiekie to give kiss*

hehe cute! well let's see...

Moon: a kiss! how nice!

Moon:

Moon: does this count as my first kiss?

soooo Moon's a little clueless when it comes to non-human life 😅 he's very sociable and good at interacting with humans, but he has no idea how to interact with anything else (including other robots 😅)

Bonus:

(based on the icarly meme of course)

Sun: It looks like a health code violation.

Moon: No! It's my new friend!

Sun: Your friend looks like a health code violation.

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wangxian-the-zhijis · 9 months ago

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#i love this so much i am cackling 😂😂#to the one who made this YOU ADDED 10 YRS TO MY LIFESPAN 🤧#the untamed #cql #lan wangji #lan zhan #wei wuxian #wei ying #wangxian

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starleska · 21 days ago

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when did i get so predictable 🙈💖

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doctor-octiddius · 1 year ago

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guys, i can't do this. i am not god's strongest soldier.

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omppupiiras · 2 months ago

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in retrospect idk what's funnier, jere declaring his foot fetish on live tv or him waxing poetic about gogi's hips but in conclusion he NEEDS to be on TV more yesterday was GREAT

..but the consequences lmao:

(newspapers making clickbaity articles about his obscene comments 💀💀 ..........though. i guess they're not lying LMAO)

#käärijä #ok who am i kidding the foot thing was funnier and ofc seiska wasn't gonna let that slide #but announcing he couldn't tear his eyes off gogi's hips was great as well 😂

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fallowtail · 5 months ago

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controversial take here but i really hope hetty is on her absolute worst nastygirl/comedic clown behavior in s4 to push back against the poor little meow meow woobification curse shes been experiencing since holes because i am tired

#i almost wish hiles never happened because nobody understands her character anymore lol #few things worse than when your blorbo becomes the character everyone self inserts themselves onto 💔#whenever i get too mad i remind myself that rebecca wisocky views her exactly the same way i do and then i feel better :)#watching an incredibly nuanced female character get flattened out intonthe tragic one who killed herself makes me wanna scream #bc nobody even understands WHY she killed herself and i am ripping my hair out #z #ppl r allowed to interpret the character different from me but i am allowed to think they’re wrong <3 #oh no i wrote this at 6am thinking nobody would see it LMAO this is just a personal gripe #obviously people can do whatever they want and i will not stop you or directly argue #play with your dolls however you want and dont let me being a bitch stop you #i just am allowed to be grumpy about it similtaneously 😂

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bad-science · 11 months ago

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Everyone loves dark academia and cottagecore and themes of death and decay and being weird and mysterious until I have stray bones in my house and teeth on my shelf. Then I’m too weird for the weirdos. Too spooky for the so-called goths. You bitches can’t handle my bonus teeth

#bones #teeth #evilcore #villaincore #sciencecore #villainposting #dark academia #I’m still not sure why aesthetics are all SomethingCore but the tags work LMAO #I’m being both funny and for real LMAO #folks irl come to my room. after knowing me as a person. after knowing who I am #and are surprised and offput when I have bones and teeth and bugs on proud display!!#points to dead crab I TAXIDERMIED HER MYSELF!!!! APPRECIATE HER #the teeth are sterile!! it’s fine!!#I buried and exhumed this fox with my own hands!! the bones are precious to me!#im never actually offended bc i understand ppl have boundaries #its just funny that i am who i am and they didn’t actually expect me to have so many dead things 😂#📝#anyway this is lighthearted <3

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satans-knitwear · 9 months ago

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I put some fishnets on!!

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#fishnet friday #I managed to put some fishnets on today and I am very proud of myself.#Happy fishnet Friday to all those who may celebrate ✨#I am so exhausted and worn down rn but at least im a little bit delicious. I put my pjs over this instead of actual clothes #At least until I feel like taking some more pics 😂#satans knitwear #alt pinup #pinup girl #pretty lingerie #fishnet lingerie #cheeky

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canirove · 7 months ago

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Hey, you!!

Stop scrolling, I have an announcement to make!!

I'm pregnant!! 🫃🏼

And how is that possible, you may be asking yourself?

The Illuminati

#I am super funny I know 💁🏼‍♀️😂😂😂#but when I saw the pregnant photo it reminded me of when women try to show their bumps when it still isn't noticeable to most people 😭#and the last one is the reaction both a friend and I had 😂#also who is the baby daddy? 🤷🏼‍♀️#declan rice #england national team #england nt

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reineydraws · 1 year ago

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mishanks lotr au wip inspired by the march of the fellowship by divinesleep_24 on ao3 :) it's slow burn zolu + established mishanks! this piece is based on screenshots from the aragorn/arwen wedding ✨️✨️

#one piece #one piece fanart #fic recs #akataka #mishanks #opla #opla fanart #bc i actually think shanks kinda looks like mr gadiot in this lol go me 🎉 we'll see if that lasts 😂#dracule mihawk #shanks #akagami no shanks #red haired shanks #i never do this style. semi-realism + painting??? who am i???????#im really happy with how shanks's gaze looks. there's like. a light there.#i struggled a lot with mihawk's eyes tho 😭😭😭#we'll see if i continue working on this. it's fun tho!!!#idk if u can tell but this is a mishanks blog now hashtag sorry not sorry

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leslieseveride · 7 months ago

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cannot wait for penelope to come in clutch and beat her sisters in this tortoise and the hare race to produce a featherington heir.

#*carly catalogs #i'm hysterically laughing at just how delusional i am oh my lord sszdfrsdtyghjkl #I MEAN AT THE WAY COLIN AND PENELOPE ARE GOING AT THIS RATE WHO KNOWS???? AMIRIGHT???????? 😂😂#bridgerton #colin bridgerton #penelope featherington #polin #otp: you are special to me #lmaoooo i'm sorry i'm so stupid high rn

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intairnwetrust · 9 months ago

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Ahhhh I just noticed that Az and Elain make their final appearance in Acosf while both are holding Nyx in their arms 🥺💗

#I was discussing with someone who of course twisted canon or rather straight up lied but then i noticed that before they deleted #their comment 😂#and just ahhh omg 🥺 i am all in that Elain and Az will also have a child #elain archeron #azriel shadowsinger #nyx acotar #elriel #pro elriel

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starleska · 1 year ago

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oh my god GUYS. this line from the novelisation of The Giggle, from the Toymaker's perspective!!!! OF COURSE HE READS FAN FICS. OF COURSE HE KNOWS WHAT FANDOM IS!! WHAT ARE FANWORKS IF NOT A FORM OF PLAY?!?! 😭😭😭😭😭

#help ME ANY FAN FICTION WE WRITE ABOUT HIM IS TOYMAKER-SANCTIONED. I CAN'T COPE #the motherfucker HAS AN AO3 ACCOUNT 😂😂😂#i am losing my actual mind. what a legend #the toymaker #doctor who #the giggle #the giggle novelisation #doctor who novelisation #doctor who spoilers #the doctor #the giggle spoilers #dw #dw spoilers #doctor who 60th anniversary #doctor who 60th anniversary spoilers #fourteenth doctor #fifteenth doctor #starleskatalks

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