#whiterose incorrect quotes

[scythes-and-roses]

Ruby: So is the part where you tell me if I hurt Weiss, you'll kill me?

Winter: No. If you hurt Weiss, she is quite capable of killing you herself. Possibly with a variety of weapons.

[ryotaruu]

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[wu-sisyphus-gang]

(at a drive in movie theater)

Weiss: I'm going to lean my head on Jaune's shoulder and no one is going to be weird about it.

Ruby: You can take his left side. I already am leaning on his right.

Jaune: Do I get a say in this?

R+W: No.

[tupayapsina]

Jacques: You are not good enough for my daughter

Ruby: You're not good enough for your daughter

Jacques: Excuse me?

Ruby: You heard me

[team-iceflower]

Ruby: I heard someone sounds like an owl!

Weiss: Who?

Ruby: *giggling*

Weiss:

Weiss:

Weiss: I want a divorce.

[chiefladylightyay]

Ruby: *prattling on about cool guns and stuff*

Weiss: You know, they say speech is silver but silence is golden.

Ruby: *falls silent* :c

Weiss: *smiles* luckily for you, I much prefer silver to gold.

Ruby: Aww, Weiss~ *glomps Weiss*

Weiss: *pets Ruby* Now, you were just about to tell me all about the ZK-98 Sniping Scope, weren't you?

Ruby: Right! *resumes prattling with a bright smile on her face*

[rwbygotcha4gaza]

Weiss: Did you buy eggs like I asked? Ruby: Even better! Weiss, sighing: What did you- Ruby: [holds up a chicken] Her name is Fluffy!

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Ruby: *Aiming at Weiss through her scope* What am I doing? This is the Woman I love!

*Click*

Ruby: *Aiming at Weiss through a Heart-Shaped Scope* That's better!

[jayz4dayz]

Blake: Statistics show that one in four people are gay.

Ruby: That means one of us is gay.

Yang: I really hope it's Blake.

Weiss: We're ALL gay, you morons!

[itsraith]

Weiss : I'm scared of marrying Ruby. What if I'm a horrible wife?

Blake: You'll make a great wife

Weiss : How can you be so sure?

Blake : Because Yang and I will kick your ass if you aren't

Weiss : Wait, why you too?

Blake : I'm an only sibling that's been blessed with a sister in law. I'm catching up on the protective sister act.

[scythes-and-roses]

Weiss: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.

Ruby: We could attack them with hummus.

Weiss: I stand corrected.

Ruby: Just keeping things in perspective.

[ryotaruu]

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From a rwby incorrect quote by: scythes-and-roses

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Weiss: Jaune saw my sims Game where my sim was married to his and Ruby's sim and I had two children and Ruby had four children.

Yang: And?

Weiss: He said my house layout fucking sucks.

[tupayapsina]

[finding a lost dog]

Ruby: I think he looks like someone's pet. Maybe we should put up posters

Weiss: Yeah, it should have a big picture of him and the words "Is this your dog? Not anymore."

[team-iceflower]

Weiss: I have nightmares about falling in love with someone that has crocs on.

Ruby: *Walks in with bright red crocs* Heya Weiss, how was your day?

Weiss: *Gives her the up down*

Weiss:

Weiss:

Weiss: Fuck.

[cosmicbob]

"And then Weiss smiled at me, Yang! She smiled at me! And she called me her Favorite Dolt! And she looked so pretty! And then-and then-and then..."