#whiterose incorrect quotes

[scythes-and-roses]

Ruby: So is the part where you tell me if I hurt Weiss, you'll kill me?

Winter: No. If you hurt Weiss, she is quite capable of killing you herself. Possibly with a variety of weapons.

[proudaspin]

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[tupayapsina]

Jacques: You are not good enough for my daughter

Ruby: You're not good enough for your daughter

Jacques: Excuse me?

Ruby: You heard me

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Weiss, handcuffing herself to Jaune and Ruby : I am not going to let you two run off again, you damn martyrdom obsessed jerks. You are going to stay by me and get some damn therapy.

Ruby, looking curiously at the binding: Does this count as a date?

Jaune, nodding: I say it counts as a date.

Weiss, pleased: It Is A Date! I have won bisexuality.

Yang: Oh my god, she’s bisexual! I didn’t know that!

Weiss: By the way, I’m bisexual! I thought I should let you guys know that.

Weiss (internally): This is great! I’m going to get a good grade in bisexuality, something that is normal to want, and possible to achieve.

[team-iceflower]

Ruby: I heard someone sounds like an owl!

Weiss: Who?

Ruby: *giggling*

Weiss:

Weiss:

Weiss: I want a divorce.

[chiefladylightyay]

Ruby: *prattling on about cool guns and stuff*

Weiss: You know, they say speech is silver but silence is golden.

Ruby: *falls silent* :c

Weiss: *smiles* luckily for you, I much prefer silver to gold.

Ruby: Aww, Weiss~ *glomps Weiss*

Weiss: *pets Ruby* Now, you were just about to tell me all about the ZK-98 Sniping Scope, weren't you?

Ruby: Right! *resumes prattling with a bright smile on her face*

[rwbygotcha4gaza]

Weiss: Did you buy eggs like I asked? Ruby: Even better! Weiss, sighing: What did you- Ruby: [holds up a chicken] Her name is Fluffy!

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Ruby: *Aiming at Weiss through her scope* What am I doing? This is the Woman I love!

*Click*

Ruby: *Aiming at Weiss through a Heart-Shaped Scope* That's better!

[neonleon22]

RWBY Characters as things I have heard and/or said - Pt. XXII (Comic Edition!)

Today’s my birthday and 22 is my fav number so here you go!

[jayz4dayz]

Blake: Statistics show that one in four people are gay.

Ruby: That means one of us is gay.

Yang: I really hope it's Blake.

Weiss: We're ALL gay, you morons!

[scythes-and-roses]

Weiss: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.

Ruby: We could attack them with hummus.

Weiss: I stand corrected.

Ruby: Just keeping things in perspective.

[proudaspin]

Flavor

From a rwby incorrect quote by: scythes-and-roses

[tupayapsina]

[finding a lost dog]

Ruby: I think he looks like someone's pet. Maybe we should put up posters

Weiss: Yeah, it should have a big picture of him and the words "Is this your dog? Not anymore."

[itsraith]

Weiss : I'm scared of marrying Ruby. What if I'm a horrible wife?

Blake: You'll make a great wife

Weiss : How can you be so sure?

Blake : Because Yang and I will kick your ass if you aren't

Weiss : Wait, why you too?

Blake : I'm an only sibling that's been blessed with a sister in law. I'm catching up on the protective sister act.

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Jaune: You know Ruby and I couldn’t help but notice how lonely you looked.

Ruby: Mhmm and if you wanna do something about it just say the word.

Weiss: Great. Thanks.

*later*

Weiss: Oh my gods they were inviting me to a threesome! I’m going to get the worst grade possible in bisexuality.

Blake: I don’t know. I might have you beat.

Weiss: Ruby is so unbelievably drop dead gorgeous and Jaune tastes the way a thunderbolt smells. Ruby is from another planet. And the molecules in the air can’t help falling apart and recombining in Jaune’s presence.

Blake: You have it bad.

Weiss: I want them both inside me! 😭 Do you think it’s too late? Do I call them? Wait. They texted me in our group chat asking me if I made it back safe.

Blake: You have a group chat?

Weiss: Ruby’s memes are adorable and Jaune’s are esoteric, spooky, and holographic.

[team-iceflower]

Weiss: I have nightmares about falling in love with someone that has crocs on.

Ruby: *Walks in with bright red crocs* Heya Weiss, how was your day?

Weiss: *Gives her the up down*

Weiss:

Weiss:

Weiss: Fuck.