scythes-and-roses
Is This Path Right? Or is it Made of Lies?
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scythes-and-roses · 2 months ago
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Ozpin: I've made her a huntress
Yang, gesturing to Ruby: You've ruined a perfectly good kid is what you've done. Look at it. It's got anxiety.
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scythes-and-roses · 2 months ago
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Yang: That was a joke. Say ha.
Weiss: Ha.
Yang: Now do it again.
Weiss: Ha.
Yang: Congratulations, you are officially the life of the party.
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scythes-and-roses · 2 months ago
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Weiss: Wake me up-
Yang: Before you go go
Blake: When September ends
Ruby: WAKE ME UP INSIDE
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scythes-and-roses · 2 months ago
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Ruby: What the fuck.
Ruby: ESPN is showing the 2003 national jump rope championship.
Ruby: Who the hell watches jump rope competiti- ooh bouncy.
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scythes-and-roses · 3 months ago
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Yang: Blake, you're like an angel with no wings
Blake: ...so like a person
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scythes-and-roses · 3 months ago
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Weiss: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Ruby: We could attack them with hummus.
Weiss: I stand corrected.
Ruby: Just keeping things in perspective.
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scythes-and-roses · 3 months ago
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Ruby: So is the part where you tell me if I hurt Weiss, you'll kill me?
Winter: No. If you hurt Weiss, she is quite capable of killing you herself. Possibly with a variety of weapons.
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scythes-and-roses · 3 months ago
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Blake: How come you've been so nice to me lately?
Weiss: What do you mean?
Blake: I dunno, you just seem nicer than usual
Weiss: I can yell at you if you'd prefer
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scythes-and-roses · 3 months ago
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Weiss: Ruby...
Ruby: Oh no. 'Ruby' in b-flat
Ruby: You're disappointed
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scythes-and-roses · 3 months ago
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Yang: I don't think you should be dating my sister.
Weiss: Well that's because you don't have all the facts.
Yang: Which are?
Weiss: I love her
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scythes-and-roses · 4 months ago
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inhales ok
THIS is a mega folder containing literally everything rwby-related that is available right now on roosterteeth (+v9). rwby, fairytales, world of remnant, the grimm campaign, ice queendom (sub and dub), vtubing, all the behind-the-scenes stuff. everything.
plus soundtracks for every volume + IQ, and drm-free epubs.
i will add any additional rwby content released during the wind down period as it becomes available. V1-8 have an english subtitle track embedded in the files, V9 does not because it came from CR. IQ dub has english subtitles. and for the sake of completeness i pulled all the non-english subs available on CR for V1-9 as well, those are in there as loose .ass files for the time being.
whenever possible, buy physical media. learn how to strip drm out of digital content that you own and make it a habit to do so.
archive responsibly 👍
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scythes-and-roses · 7 months ago
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Weiss: *ranting about how ridiculous that people think she and Ruby are dating*
Weiss: ... Like okay yes, I've thought about kissing Ruby. But who hasn't thought about kissing their best friend at least once?
Yang: I'm gonna tell her
Blake, smacking her arm: Don't you dare!
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scythes-and-roses · 7 months ago
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Ruby: I'm trash
Blake: As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I'm obligated to pick you up. Is seven okay?
Ruby, blushing brightly: Y-yeah seven's fine
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scythes-and-roses · 7 months ago
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Ruby, running into the dorm: Hey guys! I impulsively bought a snake! What should I name him?
Weiss: You did WHAT-
Blake, not looking up from her book: William Snakespeare
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scythes-and-roses · 7 months ago
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Ruby: Don't worry I'm fine
Weiss: You were stabbed!
Ruby: I've been stabbed before
Weiss: You don't build up an immunity to stab wounds, you dolt!
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scythes-and-roses · 7 months ago
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Weiss: Ruby, stop Ruby-ing. You're making it worse.
Ruby: Don't you verb me!
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scythes-and-roses · 7 months ago
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Pyrrha: Do you ever think about how someday, someone will think of you for the last time? You'll be forgotten by the world
Nora: Not if I eat the Mona Lisa
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