#monochrome incorrect quotes

[scythes-and-roses]

Blake: How come you've been so nice to me lately?

Weiss: What do you mean?

Blake: I dunno, you just seem nicer than usual

Weiss: I can yell at you if you'd prefer

[pabustenyuku]

Straightn't

[chiefladylightyay]

@weisscoldglare a gift for you, or something?

Weiss: *sees Blake without her bow, her fuzzy adorable cat ears on full display* OH MY GOD, YOU'RE ADORABLE!

Blake: Wait, what!? *gets glomped by Weiss who snuggles into her*

Yang: Wait, I thought Weiss hated Faunus?

Ruby: Did she ever actually say that though? She's complained about the White Fang a whole bunch but faunus in general? Did she?

Blake: *still nuzzled by Weiss* Guys? A little help here?

Yang: I got it. *picks up Weiss and holds her out like Simba* Enough, Ice Queen, you can't just glomp people with no warning.

Weiss: Nuuuuu, fluffy... *feebly reaches out to Blake*

[talleryn]

Kaz: *wears dark grey instead of black* Nina: I see you’re breaking out the spring colours

[schneesisterss]

Blake: We need to get through this door somehow, Weiss give me your credit card.

Weiss: Okay.

Blake: Cool, Yang kick down the door.

[ro-jiin]

BONUS!

i'd do the same thing tbh

[darksaiyangoku]

RWBY: Couch Shopping

[Furniture Store]

Blake watched, annoyed, at Weiss constantly getting up and sitting down on the couch.

Blake: Ugh!

Weiss: Yeah, I still don’t know. *turns to the salesman* I’m sorry I just wanna make sure that I bought the right couch. I need a couch that says, "kids welcome here." But that also says, "come here to me!"

Blake: What?! You say that to kids?!!

Weiss: No! No! No! The "come here to me" is y’know for the ladies.

Blake: *stifles laugh* Weiss, honey, it’s a nice couch. It’s not a magic couch.

Salesman: You picked a great couch.

Weiss: Yeah?

Salesman: Yeah. Could you just sign right here please? *hands her a clipboard*

Weiss: Oh, sure.

As soon as Weiss looked at the price, her heart sank.

Weiss: Whoa-whoa, what’s this? The delivery charge is almost as much as the couch!

Blake: Wait! No, that’s ridiculous. Come on, she lives three blocks away!

Weiss: Yeah, y’know what? I’ll take it myself, thank you! All right Blake, let’s go! *picks up one end of the couch*

Blake: *laughs sarcastically* Are you kidding?

Weiss: Oh, come on it’s only three blocks! And-and, it’s not very heavy, try it! Come on! Come on!

Blake: *manages to pick up couch* Oh. Oh! I can do it!

Weiss: Yeah!

Salesman: You two are really gonna enjoy that couch.

Weiss: *blushes* Oh yeah, we’re uh, yeah we’re not together.

Salesman: Ohh, okay. *laughs* Something didn’t quite add up there.

Weiss: *ahem* Not that it’s any of your business, but we did go out.

Salesman: Really?

Weiss: Yeah! Blake?

Blake: Come on! I don’t really want to be doing this right now. I am carrying a very heavy couch!

Weiss: *hisses* Then tell him quickly.

Blake: Fine! *turns to salesman* We went out.

Weiss: Not only did we go out, we did it 298 times! *sticks out tongue*

Blake: Weiss!! *mega blush* Oh my--ugh!! You kept count?! You are such a loser!

Weiss: A loser you did it with 298 times!

[krimreader]

Weiss: *complaining*

Blake: Please suffer in silence, I'm trying to read.

Weiss: I'll suffer loudly, thank you very much

[thesparringpanther]

Weiss: Oh no, you did not just call me shallow, did you!?

Blake: You mean do I think I could stand in a puddle full of you and not get wet, then yeah.

[cinnabarmawar]

TMNT Monochrome Incorrect Quotes #1

Mikey: Hey Nur, do you think you'd eat us? In order to survive? Nur: Oh God, no, I won't, why would I do that? Mikey: Just askin', I kinda wonder if you eat us, is it cannibalism? We're not really mixed with humans DNA other than limbs... What do you think? Is it Pseudo-cannibalism or not? Nur: Oh God, help this turtle mutant, How should I know? but if one of you die I will bury you. Also, I would eat pork in order to survive And I promise I won't eat any of you. Mikey: Eh? I thought you're not supposed to eat them, like forbidden to eat. Nur: If it's in that dire situation, where there are no halal foods option, I'm allowed to eat but at a portion to stop the hunger, not for satisfaction. Mikey: Oh...Guess I won't know what I'd taste like then. Kind of you to bury us tho. *hugs and pats Nur's head* Nur: *pats his hand* I guess Mikey is being Mikey, huh? Donnie in the distance: Mikey, what the fuck?

[mellowmarshmellowcello]

Harris and Proctor in Police Academy 6 💖

[scythes-and-roses]

Weiss: I'm not having sex with Blake!

Yang: No one would blame you. It's understandable. She's strong and mysterious and sort of compact, but well muscled

Weiss: I'm not having sex with Blake, but I'm starting to think you might be

[pabustenyuku]

[greatwyrmgold]

"Wet dog isn't a bad smell, is it?"

what is he saying?

[sparklingdemon]

it's been a while since i did a funney incorrect pkmn-monochrome quotes meme and given the current string of updates i find it appropriate to post this now

(og meme here)

[dontmindtheevie]

Twisted Wonderland

—SMAU's

• PURPLE LILACS

• Rhythm in our Hearts

• Loneliness of Evening

• New Phone, Who's This?

• In every Lifetime

—FanFiction

• Don't mess with my son (Riddle)

• Sleep well Darling

—Incorrect Quotes

• Dorm Selection

—Imagine Scenarios

• Don't mess with my son (original)

• Self love and Braided bracelets

• How to make the NRC boys that cook cry

• Monochrome Frame

• You grabbed everyone but him

—Smut

• I ate it all up

• Man of many talents

—Masterlist

• TWST masterlist 1