#white vault spoilers

[whatyawatching]

You can tell the White Vault repair team is a group of scientists because it takes like fourteen episodes for them to come to the conclusion that the city under the hatch is probably just cursed.

[baby-its-freezing-outside]

I KNEW it. I heard the rattle of the box and KNEW that it was going to be human teeth. I have consumed enough horror to know what was in the box. The heart was a surprise, though.

[hotmothsummer]

Ohhhh I know why Jean died so early on. It’s his voice who’s gonna show up to talk to iffy and make her run out into the snow to get snatched up by a Forrmynður

[synchlora]

rip to Walter Heath ur death sounds were funny as fuck king o7

[ratpyramid]

[vibinginthedreamlands]

How many horror podcasts do you have to listen to to automatically recognize the sound of human teeth against a stone container?

[nerdyydragon]

I refuse to believe Graham Casner dies in that bunker. To date mans has survived:

All previous expedition and survivalist experience he had up to Fristed

Those weeks in the bunker

Demonic psychological warfare

Being dragged underwater

Actively hiding from forrmynður in an uncharted cave system for multiple days and not dying of starvation on Svalbard

Post-Fristed PTSD

Patagonia~

Cave-ins and murder

Fog From Hell

The helicopter ride BACK TO SVALBARD

He is a cockroach. You can’t kill him. They can try, but this bitchy Russian-Canadian man is impossible to kill. If anything he just gets more powerful. Personally I think he should be given a military shipment of explosives and be turned loose. He deserves it.

[vestaclinicpod]

Audio Drama Sunday - 20th October ✨

The first thing I thought when I woke up this morning was ‘Oh, no! I missed Audio Drama Sunday!’. So, please, have some belated audio drama appreciation:  

🧳 Travelling Light @monstrousproductions (36+7) I listened to ep 36 immediately after my exam his week because I knew it would bring me some comfort. What lovely timing for an ep about self-care. Ep 37 had me feeling things about humanity. I hope the crew who encouraged those plants to flourish had some way of seeing their success! 

🎙️WTNV (255&256) God, I wish more people in my real life listened to this show so I could quote: ‘like a raccoon, with distemper’ to them all the time. 

🧋@hinaypod (20&21) I did have a suspicion that our fave Dogman might make an appearance at the campsite!! Also, Murphy, if your fave boys are fighting, that might be something you wanna like . . . address . . . sooner rather than later. And DONNER  whAT are you doing??? This polycule, it’s gonna be the death of me. And, ooh, so happy to have Evelyn back! And the story she is investigating is delightfully creepy! Very Longlegs (2024).  I think the gang are going to be very interested in hearing about a puppet master!! 

🦋 @remnantspod (12&13) Oh, gosh, these eps were a lot to take in. I really, really need a red string board for this show. There were so many names here that I remember but I feel like I’m missing so much detail! Also, Sir needs to sort his attitude. 

🖥️ The Magnus Protocol (What If #1) Ew, what on Earth has been going on with Teddy? There was something so sinister in the way he was behaving in this episode!! Sam, these spooks are coming for you, no matter what, it seems! 

🦠 Apollyon (8) I can’t imagine how frustrating it is to want to follow the breadcrumbs that have been dumped on your door and consistently being told no!! I hope Savreen gives us more answers in the next episode! 

🌨️ @thewhitevault (11) LET’S GO!!! We picked up right in the midst of the drama with stunning performances from the VAs. I LOVE hearing from Dragana, she’s like the Ellen Ripley of TWV, if anyone can sort this out, it’s her. And, oh, Dís is going to go off script in a big way and I literally have my popcorn ready!!! 

Have a great week, everyone! 🫶🍂

[foolandscholar]

╭╯ ╭╯ ╭╯ 💀 Do you trust ╭╯ ╭╯your coffee?💀╭╯ ╭╯╭╯ ╱▔╭╯ ╲ |╲______╱| | The |━╮ | White |━╯ | Vault | ╲_______╱ (#NoSpoilers) Since the beginning of Season 1, people have mistrusted the copious coffee. What about you? Do you trust yours? 💀 Take a sip. We'll wait.

[13runks]

genuinely obsessed with hulda’s lack of forethought vis-a-vis husband sacrificing. not only are you going to have to convince your children to willingly participate in the worlds shittiest (and actively derailing) trolley problem, but you get to have the touching family bonding moment in the middle of “hey mom did you….. volunteer dad up for sacrifice??”

[whatyawatching]

Look, I had a strong feeling Graham Casner wasn't dead but I still gave an ungodly shriek.

[ihaveatypeanditstrickstergods]

I'd like to think that somewhere, Graham Casner is both very proud at how Irina is handling this situation and murderously furious at Es, Lewis, and Jason.

[artofapeach]

My two fave horror Karin(a)s who just wanna be believed 😔

[ratpyramid]

[bluemoonrabbit]

Listening to TWV: Goshawk without having heard Echoes: God this shit is slow and boring.

Relistening after having heard Echoes: GIRL YOU IN DANGER.gif

[vestaclinicpod]

Audio Drama Sunday - 14th Jan ✨

Oh, friends, I have had a shit week but these listens have definitely gone some way to making it bearable. Happy Audio Drama Sunday 🎧

👻 @tellnotalespod oh how I love you and how I have missed you!! It seems that some time has passed since the end of S1 and Leo has OBVIOUSLY made absolutely stellar choices in the meantime. Nothing is better for one’s mental health than isolation and trusting the slimiest creature on god’s green earth. 

🦀 @thesiltverses (37) my beloved Silt Verses have returned with a frankly exceptional HOUR long episode filled with so many things to scream about that I don’t even know where to start. Val’s revelation that extreme power can also be used to bring people joy is VERY interesting indeed. They were never going to be able to control her, but I doubt it even more now. And PAIGE stepping up!! Part of me really wants a Val vs Paige stand off but most of me wants to protect Paige at all costs… I am loving the music choices this episode and the scene with the telephone calls was so good! Also, PLEASE stop foreshadowing Carpenter’s death, I am going ‘lalalalalala I can’t hear you!!’

🧳 I listened to episode 8 of Travelling Light by @monstrousproductions after a night shift and the hazy tiredness only served to make it even more transcendentally beautiful. I adore the blossoming friendships aboard the Tola, especially between the Traveller and Óli 😭🌌

👁️ @malevolentcast (39) I love it when you can *feel* that an episode is gearing up to a season finale, a few little loose strands tied up here and there but one BIG problem looming for the finale. I NEED to remember to not listen to this show when I’m emotionally compromised in any way because I found myself bloody sobbing as Marie was talking about her son. I should know that Malevolent is going to play dirty with my emotions. 

🏛 @the-mistholme-museum ENDLESS okay I don’t want to ruin this for anyone who hasn’t listened yet but !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! and !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! let’s go!!!!!!!!!!!

🐬 @patterspod P Files brought creative levity into our lives with the tale of Professor Fantabulum. I’m honestly a huge fan of the idea of creative genius as a torch passed on to the people who you inspire

🌨️ @thewhitevault (5) Oh I just don’t trust this guy at all. . . everything he says is so perfectly plausible that there’s just obviously something wrong with him. My friend pointed out that the family meeting mentioned surveyors . . . . .  Now S has been killed by something . . . . I just adore the way The White Vault slowly ramps up the cosmic kind of horror but you’re so distracted by all the other scary human shit going on that your brain is primed and ready to be terrified by the obviously fictional stuff by the time it happens. It’s such clever writing!! 

❤️‍🔥 The Love Talker (6) Ah, now, Ren…. Just because you *can* do something, doesn’t meant necessarily mean that you should… you feel me? Some of the anatomical descriptions in this episode made me want to vomit a little. It’s so awful, I need to know what happens next!!

🏢 @somewhereohio (S2E5) I’m absolutely living for these scenes with Green and Sterling. Are they squishing my heart into pieces? Yes. Do I feel sick to my stomach thinking about the impossibility of trying to perfect and control the one you love? Yes. Can I have more, please? 

🍾 I finished season 1 of @ameliapodcast and what an absolute DELIGHT that ending was!! What an absolutely masterful raising of the stakes at just the right moment in time to keep the listener absolutely hooked. I hope Tara and Lily come back one day, they were so much fun and I think will be even more fun as free agents! 

🌫️ @souloperatorpod dropped this week and the first episode is very intriguing indeed! I think I need to relisten without any distractions if I want to stand a chance of collecting all the threads of red string I’m going to need for this show! I really love the theme music and am very excited for more! 

♦️ The Grotto continues to be an absolutely WILD delight. I caved and listened to two episodes this week but it’s okay because I still have ep 4 in my back pocket. I love the music, the sound design, the fact that it is literally impossible to work out what the hell is going to happen next. Go listen to The Grotto!! 

Thanks to everyone making art - it makes things better 💓 I’m so excited for @camlannpod next week!!