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#white onions tho
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Total autism win when you realize you can tolerate the taste of onions so you can now cook with onions and its like
ENOUGH EXP POINTS GAINED! COOKING WITH ONIONS NOW UNLOCKED!
Like- i’ve been grinding those exp points so hard for a new ingredient
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starrysharks · 5 months
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also, little detail in jaundice's design - her glasses are fake! she has good vision, she just thinks the glasses make her look smarter. (see that in onion and kranken's designs the area around the glasses frame is white while in jaundice's it's not!)
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peptopinkdrink · 2 years
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no one else was gonna point out benoit’s fred jones fit so i had to do it
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esttrellado · 2 years
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Imagine being one of those overworked, underpaid, so far down the end credits no one ever sees your name people who work on these Haha Fuck Rich People! movies. The movies are made by rich people, the main cast is rich and famous, both the Relatable Poor Character and the Dumb Evil Rich Characters. I just idk must be kinda wild working on those projects in that position..
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zvaigzdelasas · 2 years
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Have a big pot of veggie soup going w like 10 different veggies & a bunch of dried mushrooms as a stock....gonna feed us for a week & by next week I'll be the healthiest person on earth
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unethicalexperiments · 7 months
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screaming crying throwing up the place i order takeout from approximately every other week accidentally put white onions on my calzone 😭😭😭 i fucking hate white onions and even tho i picked a lot of them out the rest of the calzone still tastes like it bc it was baked into the cheese
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summer-fire · 1 year
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Watch out star war opinions incoming
While I’m fully in the “Filoni should own Star Wars” camp I kinda feel like the Ahsoka show was a little too self referential to too many things from tcw and rebels, so there were some disjointed things that would be out of place if you don’t have that background info from dozens of episodes across multiple series
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fangomango · 8 months
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Maybe it's just me who thinks its weird because I've yet to see anyone say anything about it but like..
Our Minor League Baseball team here for our city...every so often changes its name to "Honey butter chicken biscuit"
Yknow the food you buy at Whataburger
And maybe it makes sense for our city as we're the birthplace of that bright ol' fast food chain (I forgot about that ngl) but like...
It's weird right?
Like does... Baldwin Park, California have an In and Out baseball team? (That's where In and Out was founded)
Is it just texas
I mean its probably just a thing they were paid to do but I still find it weird
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baby-prophet · 2 years
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very fun watching the menu after making myself microwaved white castle cheeseburgers. the even poorer sadder mans cheeseburger... really immersive. tiny smally cheap cheeseburgers, a combination of both worlds...
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i thought this was a gag but the rest of the article is just talkin abt white lotus. maam thats glass onion
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thursdayg1rl · 3 months
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think ive made awful dinner today tbh
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yewstronaut · 4 months
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had my lunch burger, american allegations substantiated
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eudico-my-beloved · 6 months
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I fucking hate my culinary class table group soooo bad i should be allowed to hit them with carrots i think
#They made me do basically everything while they got chairs and phones wayy before they were supposed to except for the dishwasher#At least she offered to help occasionally AND did her work (tho i did steal it towards the end but i voluntarily did it so. Doesnt count)#Im literally missing like a quarter of a nail on one hand on top of the usual joint and back pains and migranes and i was sous today#But noo the executive who should be doing the most is the guy who sits on his ass the whole time and has his earbuds in all the time and#Half asses everything like. Bitch why the FUCK you in culinary if you dont wanna do shit and just eat!!!!!!#He only does things when hes forced to do them like. The fuckers were on their phones while i had to squeeze the water out of shredded#and sweated zucchinis while also trying to keep my injured finger from coming in contact with the water#and i barely got the executive to help squeeze the water for like. Less than a minute while i went to grab smth#Before he just dumped the still too wet zucchini into the mixing bowl and he just went back to sitting on his ass#Also while i was cutting the green onions and mincing he was supposed to be start mixing the batter but he just stood there and did nothing#i had to make the batter and while i was writing on the zucchinis i only then realized that after shredding the zucchini no one started the#sweating process and just left it there. And watched me mix the batter instead and i had to hurriedly dump the zucchini#And forced them to add the salt and toss it while i brought the dirty dishes to the dishwasher#And by the time we drained the zucchini and mixed it into the batter the class was halfway through and everyone else was eating and shit.#So while i fried the rest of them just watched hells kitchen#At leas the dishwasher offered to help shes a fucking godsend#And we also got them to fry the last one so. While it isnt much and it amounts to absolutely nothing we did get them to do something at lea#And dont even get me started on the state of the kitchen that we come to all the time#The previous class just leaves everything dirty and when i got the pan out all three were all greasy and sticky and gross#And the mixing bowls were yucky and encrusted in some unknown white substance#I washed them all#And i am so very fucking mad even though its been 4 hours since the class#I need to explode all of the fuckers NOW
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dokyeomini · 2 years
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also i had mkssed my own cooking im glad im back in my groove
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vintagelacerosette · 2 months
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Tag game 💖
I was tagged by these sunshines Evie @energievie & Face @burninface thanksss 😘💕
Name: Myn
Age: We just turned 28 besties & it may be July 31st somewhere in the world 😆
Location: Sydney, Stralia 🦘
and now…
If you could hang out with any cartoon character, who would you choose and why? Oh Sakura Kinomoto from Cardcaptors!! I'd play with her magic wand & cards! Also guess about her fashion ���
If you could bring back any fashion trend, what would it be? Idk maybe statement headbands like Blair Waldorf had would be cute?
What sport would you compete in if you were in the Olympics? Oh archery 🏹 Can't guarantee a medal tho!
Which actor would you want to play you in the movie about your life? Ella Purnell that girl can act & just has those sad baby eyes
If you were the captain of a pirate ship, what would be the name of your ship? Inspired by Ling but I think I'll go with the name Gallavich 😜
If you could see one movie again for the first time, what would it be and why? Maybe Glass Onion would be fun! Purely to experience the twist reveal again haha
What’s one thing on your bucket list that you really want to do? Meet a mutual irl & hang out🥰
If you could have any animal, real or imaginary, as a pet, what would it be and why? Turtle ducks from Avatar!!! I mean look at these sweeties!!! They so cute but are sturdy 🥹
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If you could invent a holiday, what would it be, and how would people celebrate it? How about a Creatives week! We have 7 days of getting to do all the creative activities we want & if you need materials it's completely free!! 🎨
What’s the most interesting place you’ve ever visited in your country? Ohh there was an art gallery called the White Rabbit it has some beautiful contemporary artists! The had one interactive artwork where there was a projected video game on the walls & you had to move through the hall to progress. The was also a beautiful tea room. I think it's currently closed for reno tho rn 🥲
Tagging these starlights if they wanna play🌟
@deathclassic @deedala @darthvaders-wife @gallawitchxx
@celestialmickey @look-i-love-u @heymrspatel
@stocious @y0itsbri @svltburn @mikhailoisbaby
@chicanomick @mickittotheman @gardenerian
@sickness-health-all-that-shit @sleepyfacetoughguy
@whatwouldmickeydo @michellemisfit @suzy-queued
@lupeloto @darlingian @gallapiech @ian-galagher
@depressedstressedlemonzest @mybrainismelted
@doshiart @jademickian @guinguin1984
@flamingbluepanda @wehangout @gallavichgeek
@ms-moonlight-inn @crossmydna @flamingbluepanda
@rereadanon
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tinsyfairy · 19 days
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୨ৎ 09.02 accountability diary ! 🍂
* note this is not intended to encourage anybody or follow my habits i'm just documenting my life and i want to find others who are like me :)
₊⊹ intake limit : 1.4k ♡
₊⊹ water intake : 2.5L
₊⊹ fasting time : 18 hr & 40 min ♡
⌗ breakfast : oat bowl ! 🍂
- brown sugar oats (170)
- 1/2 roasted apple (45)
- 1/2 banana (50)
- extra cinnamonnn
- americano coffee
> total : 265 ♡
⌗ lunch : sweet potato & boiled eggs !
- 1 sweet potato & cinnamon (130)
- 2 boiled egg (144)
- 1/2 unsweetened almond latte (5)
> total : 279 ♡
⌗ dinner : ramen stir-fry ! 🍜
- chicken ramen (390)
- 1 egg & 1 egg white sunny fried (90)
- 1 cup of peppers & 1 green onion (30)
> total : 490 ♡
⌗ other : leftover apple 🍏
- 1/2 of an apple (45)
> total : 45
☆ total : 1,074
☆ burned : 426 / 12.5k steps (i danced a bit too but i didn't track it)
☆ net : 647
– mini log 🍂 :
2nd day! i think it's going pretty well and i'm staying under my budget ♡ i still feel invalid tho.. T_T but wtv i'll rather do high intake it's sm better than b-nging.
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