#where’s my book daddy at 🥲

[lostinw0nderlandd]

Ok ok hear me out, he sends you audios of him reading 🥺 one chapter, every night, before bed.

[thelov3lybookworm]

My pookie innocent could do no wrong jacks headcanons 😏

Feed me 😔😔😔

Modern!Jacks headcanons

A/n: Aight so, first time writing a headcanon post, writing for our pookie innocent coould do no wrong Jacks, so this is kindaa weird, so sorry for that lol 🥲😅

my darling @fell-in-luvs, i love youu and don't let anyone stop you from loving our darling pookie 🥹❣️

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So.

The first time he saw you, he was gone

You were just sitting in the library, completing assignments.

He was visiting to return a book.

He just decided to take a walk through the library, and he came upon you, bent over a desk and scribbling away furiously

He watched your tongue sticking out in concentration as you underlined an important sentence, a small grin forming when it came out just like you wanted

Boy just kept staring

You, feeling eyes on you, glanced up

It was that famous, quiet guy from your literature class

Your jaw dropped a little, wondering why he was staring at you, of all people he could look at

Also because he is just that jaw dropping-ly, heart breaking-ly and brain frying-ly gorgeous

(Sorry for that last line lol)

After staring at you for a moment, thinking about how beautiful your eyes were with the sunlight hitting you at that perfect angle, Jacks looked away, his face emotionless, and walked off

You were hurt to say the least

He was one of the very few guys you assumed would not be an asshole

And here he was

Being an asshole

Whatever, You thought, I have better things to do than being hurt over some blonde guy

A week later, you were running late, and so you did not pack any food with you like you usually did

You decided to go get something from a nearby cafe to eat in your free classes

When you were about to leave campus to go to this cafe, someone stepped in your path

You glanced up, meeting the blue eyes of the quiet guy

He extended his hand to you, a juicy apple in it

You simply blinked at him

He cleared his throat before speaking

"I overheard your friend saying you didn't bring anything to eat."

You are still confused, but at this point, a blush is starting to climb up you neck

He starts to look doubtful of himself, so you quickly grab the fruit

"Thank you. You did not have to-"

"You're welcome"

And boy BOOKS it lol

he is worried you'll think he is weird, so he does not want to embarrass himself more than he already has

You jut stare after him, your heart fluttering

you smile at his retreating back before turning and heading to where you know your friends are

Not realising that, on the sticker stuck to the apple was a phone number

You don't realise until your friend points it out to you

That night, you text him.

"And that is how mommy and daddy started dating"

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[catindabag]

TBOSAS on Crack short take (48)

*When Felix was outed as a Ravinstill* Read [this] first.

Felix: Hi, Dill.

Dill: Hey, Philip.

Felix: How are you holding up?

Dill: Fine. Those ✨Miracle Pills✨ you gave me earlier worked wonders!

Hy: True. They even cured my f*ckin’ Asthma.

Dill: Stop swearing in front of me, Hy.🙄

Felix: So you two are not coughing blood anymore?

Hy: Yup! My lungs are good as new!

Dill: I can even sing better than Baird-

Lucy Gray: Are you challenging me to a sing-off, child?!

Jessup: Lucy Gray, stop being mean-

Lucy Gray: Fight me, Dill! Fight me! C’mon now! Let’s have a sing-off battle!

Jessup: Lucy Gray, no-

Lucy Gray: Lucy Gray, yes!

Felix: By the way, I brought you guys some homemade pizzas and lemonade from my place to enjoy-

Mizzen: Thanks. But can we order takeouts again?

Dill: I want takeouts too. That green bean casserole was so good-

Brandy: I need another whole ass chicken, boy! A whole ass chicken!

Lamina: Can we order that famous pink peppermint ice cream from that boring Capitol commercial?

Felix: But I have pizza-

Lamina: Pretty please?🥺🙏

Felix: Um-

Lamina: I never tasted ice cream before!😭

Velvereen: I’m starting to think that those are just fake tears.😒

Lamina: My tears are real!😭

Velvereen: Then why aren’t you dying from dehydration?

Lamina: Velvet is bullying me again!😭

Velvereen: 🎶Fake tears~, fake tears~. Lamina has fake ass tears~.🎶

Lamina: I’ll f*ckin’ axe you and your ugly braids, 1!😭

Treech: 🎶Oh, Velvereen, you better watch out~. You better watch out~.🎶

Felix: Why am I even here again?

Coral: Oi, Philip, where’s my red headed idiot? He still owes me a whole ass cheesecake!

Felix: Red headed idio- Oh, you mean Festus?

Coral: Duh~. Who else?

Felix: He’s in juvenile jail right now. But don’t worry about it. We’re bailing him out later.

Coral: What did that idiot do now?

Felix: Creed was caught trespassing and dumpster diving on private property.

Coral: Whose property?

Felix: The President’s.😩

Coral: Nice one, Festus! F*ck those sh*tty Ravinstills!

Marcus: Yeah! F*ck the Ravinstills!

Mizzen: And their ugly Bichon puppies!

Felix: I feel so attacked right now.🥲

Treech: How about that pretty blondie and his rich annoying boyfriend?

Lucy Gray: FYI, Sejanus is Coryo’s ✨fiancé✨, Treech.

Tanner: More like his sugar daddy.

Wovey: What’s a sugar daddy?

Tanner: That’s when-

Marcus: Shut it, Tanner! Think of the children!

Felix: Well, Coryo and Sejanus are actually busy-

Treech: Making out in a gold encrusted broom closet?

Felix: Huh?

Sheaf: Planning for their upcoming royal wedding?

Felix: Um-

Sol: Booking their first honeymoon!

Felix: That’s-

Lucy Gray: Can you call them right now? I really need those lovebirds to buy me some makeup and hair curlers for our upcoming late night interview with the funny man.

Reaper: Yo, shorty, where’s my Mentor? She gave me the wrong flavored energy drink again-

Felix: First of all, I am only here to help Dill! So if you guys have problems that you want to cry about, then complain about them to your Mentors!

Facet: Oh, you look kinda cute when you’re angry, Philip~.😏

Coral: Lol. Look at Philip fuming like a baby.😂

Mizzen: Are you gonna cry, Philip?

Felix: You guys are so mean! I’m going home-

Androcles: Yo, Felix! My man, what are you doing here?

Felix: Andie?!

Coryo: Hi, Felix. How’s it going?

Felix: Coryo, please don’t use that name-

Dill: Who’s Felix, Philip?

Sejanus: Felix, my Coryo just kissed me earlier! I’m so happy!😍

Dill: Who’s Felix?!

Dennis: Yo, Ravinstill, can I borrow 50 bucks from the President again?

Felix: I- Um- I’m not-

Clemensia: Hey, Ravinstill, Monty wants to talk to you about her “kitchen rights” again.

Felix: I’m so dead-

Dill: Ravinstill?! You’re a nasty Ravinstill?!

Reaper: F*ckin’ Felix Ravinstill!!

Felix: Yup. I’m dead.

Dill: You lying traitor!

Mizzen: You monster!

Velvereen: Capitol scum!

Reaper: F*ck off and die!

Coral: Fight me, you coward!

Androcles: Yo, why are you bullying Felix?! My bromantic brother did nothing wrong!

Dennis: Yeah! Quit swearing at our poor Class President!

Reaper: He’s an evil Ravinstill!

Sejanus: He’s our baby!

Brandy: He gave me no chicken!

Clemensia: F*ck your chicken!

Dill: He lied to me!

Androcles: He’s just sensitive! Look at him!

Felix: *is not responding*

Coryo: Call the medics, Babe. Felix just fainted.

[erastour13]

WELCOME BACK TO THE ERAS TOUR!!!!

I will be your host as we recap this chaotic night in Paris Night 1!!!!!

🚨spoilers below!!! 🚨

Immediately we saw a new body suit for lover it was redish and we also got an orange blazer

The Archer was cut from the lover set

We got a new fearless outfit it was OG Fearless with black and silver

Red moved to after fearless

The 22 now reads “This is not Taylor’s version”

Speak now was after red with a new intro it had some amazing choreography going on

We got a new speak now dress it was nudey purple with sparkles (this might be my favorite one yet!)

Long live was cut from the show and also castles crumbling did not get play as hoped

Then we went into Rep which was business as usual no new fit 🥲

The transisition from Rep to Folklore/Evermore was a snake into a garden

FOLKLORE AND EVERMORE ARE NOW ONE ERA?!

The yellow dress for this era was GIVING CHAOS TAYLOR!!!

We lost some major soldiers here… the setlist now begins with cardigan then betty then champagne problems then august then illicit affairs then my tears ricochet then willow 

This began our transition into 1989

We got a new outfit for 1989 which reminded me more of 1989 world tour look it was a pink top with blue skirt and mismatched booties

FROM 1989 WE GO INTO FREAKIN TTPD

(Not me here crying. I missed long live getting added and now this. BRB booking my flight to anywhere)

The TTPD set started with But Daddy I love Him in a white dress with writing that appears to say I love you it’s ruining my life

Then she did a small part of So High School and went into Who’s Afraid Of Little Old Me? And then Fortnight into The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived there was also a small interlude for down bad

Finishing it off with an outfit change and I Can Do It With A Broken Heart which was all put together was a “Feminine rage musical”. Masterpiece yet just as much heartbreaking.

From here we went into surprise songs with a brand new pink dress where she sang Paris (obviously) and loml

AND FINALLY! We got a new outfit for the midnights bodysuit!!!!

Whew that was a long one! I’m sure a missed a bunch so let me know what you noticed from the eras tour night 84?!??

[branwhen-will-the-pain-end]

I feel kinda guilty whenever I see an au where Kieran is only missing one eye cuz I took them both from him 🥲

My "Kieran "lives"" au MAJOR POINTS under the cut, minor points omitted cuz it would take hours to write out and explain everything and at that point it's just. A fic.

Editing to add I'm old and been in fandoms for a long time and stopped giving a shit a long time ago. I write what brings me catharsis. It's okay if it doesn't appeal to you but please don't yuck my yum. I like wringing the pain out of characters like an old dishrag.

(CW mild suicidal ideation, also SPOILERS)

(still a work in progress as I think and write but yeah idk)

- Both eyes removed

- Feels an absurd amount of grief and pain for leading the O'Driscolls back to camp. He equates this with "talking" and begs anyone to kill him. Says he doesn't want to live like this anyway. Mary-Beth is hurt by this but she refuses to leave his side.

- They get out chapter six. Dutch didn't want to let them go despite Kieran being BLIND and VULNERABLE TO PINKERTONS. Move in to Trelawny's old house in Saint Denis. (He moves because he worries his family has been compromised.) This house is behind a perfumery, where Mary-Beth works while she's writing her book. (Kieran loves how she smells nice.) Mary-Beth worries about Kieran and the stairs every day.

- This is something I'm passionate about when it comes to Kieran, idk how anyone else sees him, but he NEEDS a sense of purpose. Losing his eyes made him feel useless and having to rely on everyone all the time? It really brings him down. Mary-Beth finds him a job at that small horse pasture north of Saint Denis! All he does is brush horses and clean saddles (Branwen lives there and is kinda his seeing-eye horse) and barely makes any money but it's not the money that's important to him, it's the SENSE OF PURPOSE.

- They have a daughter named Delaney. Mary-Beth calls her by her full name, Kieran just calls her Laney. (on the topic of nicknames, Kieran calls Mary-Beth just "Beth") Laney is a daddy's girl who loves horses, going to work with him, and she talks and hums a LOT. Kieran loves this, he always knows where she is. He's brushing a horse in silence and she's talking about how many dandelions are in the field. He's happy.

- When Mary-Beth's books start selling, they move into a better house.

- Depressing shit alert: Kieran is hanged by the Pinkertons just to make a point. They ignored him for being benign, but when the events of rdr1 happen they realize they can use him to set a precedent. No outlaw is safe.

Anyway huehuehue I love him and I love angst and maybe I'm cringe but I'm FREE

[the-mad-starker]

Starker Smut: The Daily Life of a Stark Heir [4/6]

Yay another chapter done. I feel like it was rushed but I'm satisfied. 🥲

Summary: A fun little car ride before the big event.

WC: 2353

(AO3 Link)

Tumblr: Ch1 | Ch2 | Ch3

Fic notes: Omegaverse, starkercest, alpha Tony Stark, Omega Peter Parker, intersex omegas, vaginal sex, anal sex, creampie, knotting, felching, free use, somnophilia, kitchen sex, blowjobs, oral knotting, cockwarming, exhibitionism

Chapter notes: anal sex, car sex, vaginal fingering

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It's a Friday night and usually, he has a nerdy hang out planned with Ned but SI is hosting a gala tonight.

So Peter will make an appearance and he'll take as many pictures with his genius father as the photographers want. The questions, though, he'll field to his dad. They're always asking when he'll be mated off and who the lucky alpha would be.

Peter knows he's a genius like his dad but sometimes he really wonders how no one could see his father's plans for him.

The omega shrugs it off as he trudges his way toward the parking garage where he knows Happy is supposed to pick him up.

There's a limo there instead and the distinct familiar figure leaning against the side has Peter perking up.

"Dad!" He calls out surprised but pleased. It's not like it's uncommon for Tony to swing by but with how fast things have to move for the Gala, he hadn't expected to see his father until they met up at the event.

Tony gives him a cheerful wave and when Peter gets close enough, the alpha envelopes him in his arms. His dad nuzzles against his neck, inhaling the faint scent of books and ink and nestled deeper, his omega son's unique one.

Peter indulges in it, letting his father scent him as much as he pleases. When Tony finally pulls away, Peter smiles at him.

"Thought you would be too busy to come today," Peter says with a bright smile.

"Never too busy for my favorite kid," Tony says seriously.

"I'm your only kid," Peter says cheekily. He takes a step towards the limo door only to gasp in surprise when his father pushes him against the shiny polished surface. "Dad…?"

"As my only kid," Tony says, "gotta make sure you're ready for tonight."

There's some shuffling behind him before Peter realizes that his father is going on his knees. His hands are pressed against the tinted windows, but he sees the way his breath fogs up the glass. His cheek feels warm, too, against the cool surface.

It comes as no surprise then when he feels his daddy pulling his pants and underwear down.

Since they hadn't fucked in the meeting, Peter's body has been in a state of arousal since then. His body is just too used to a fuck, quick or otherwise, when his daddy gets his hands on him but their schedule is so tight today.

His pussy is getting wet, of course it is. How can he pretend to be unaffected? He feels his daddy's breath against his exposed ass, his fingers gently rubbing and spreading the slick around with soft wet sounds.

"Dad…" Peter complains.

"I'm sorry I couldn't fuck you properly earlier," his daddy apologizes, "A quickie probably isn't in the works right now either. Don't wanna tire you out too much before the big event."

"I can take it, dad," Peter protests fiercely. "You've made sure I can take anything you dish out to me so don't…"

His father's insinuation that Peter can't kind of annoys him because he's Peter Stark. Only he knows how to thoroughly please his father. Even when he's thoroughly used and dropping, he can handle anything his daddy wants.

"Mhmm," comes his daddy's hum of approval but Peter isn't sure he's even listening.

His daddy's too focused on playing with him and he does play.

Tony grips his ass and spreads his cheeks apart with just his thumb. Even if he looks over his shoulder, Peter wouldn't be able to see what his dad is up to so he just waits.

He doesn't have to wait for long. His daddy thumbs the tightly furled hole of his asshole and finds it dry. The light touch makes Peter clench up instinctively.

"Daddy wants to use my ass?" Peter asks curiously, shifting on his feet and wiggling his hips a little. With the time crunch they're in, he figured his dad would just do a quick fuck and hold off on knotting.

"It's too tempting not to, kid," his daddy admits. "Just for a little bit, okay?"

"Mmkay, you can use it whenever you want, dad," Peter says, "I'm your omega, after all."

Tony purrs at the words. "That's right, isn't it? My good omega son."

Peter shudders when his daddy moves his hand between his legs, rubbing against his pussy lips and dipping into his wet hole. Peter's already wet so when Tony starts to leisurely pump his fingers in and out, Peter moans in appreciation.

It's not what he needs– he needs his dad's cock– but it's good enough.

Peter leans his forehead against the window, fogging it up even more with his breath.

His heart jumps when the window he's leaning on jerks down just slightly.

"Boss, we need to get going," Happy calls from within. "Is he– Pete, let your dad know cause we gotta get going."

"Mmk–" Peter barely acknowledges it but he calls out to his dad with a soft moan. "Dad, Hap– Hap says we gotta go."

His daddy's fingers persistently jab inside him, fingers circling and rubbing in a spot that has Peter's eyelids fluttering. Another deep press has the omega biting down on his lip because it's right where the knot would sit. The pressure isn't the same, so it's not the same as being knotted, but it still feels good.

"Just need a minute," his daddy says.

Peter repeats it to Happy but he's barely aware of doing so. He only knows that the window rolls back up because his fingers leave streaks where his breath had fogged up the glass.

"Dad… daddy…" Peter whines. His voice echoes and bounces around in the large open space of the parking lot.

His alpha daddy gives one last shove of his fingers, one last jolt of pleasure that has Peter arching his back before he removes them.

"Keep it down, kid," Tony reminds him and then those slick wet fingers return but not to his pussy. They nudge against his back hole, one finger testing the tightness before sliding in.

Peter gasps and holds very still, trembling, as his daddy works his asshole open. It's been a while since their morning fuck so his hole is tight but still soft and ready for use.

His daddy prepares him diligently, slicking up his back hole with the wetness from his pussy. Peter opens easily, knowing to relax and push back so that the prep takes almost no time at all.

His hips push back, chasing after the pull of his father's fingers. It's a different kind of pleasure, getting fucked in the ass. But it's one that Peter's gotten used to.

He expects his daddy to press him against the limo once he deems Peter ready.

Instead, his alpha yanks the limo door open and Peter gets shoved inside. His chest is pushed down against the expensive leather seats and he scrabbles to get up.

Hands grab into his hips, keeping him right where his daddy wants him. His alpha's cock is pushed inside his hole, fucking in halfway before his father pulls out and does it again.

"Mmph!" Peter groans and clings to the seats as his ass gets fucked.

His daddy fucks him from behind and he steadies himself. His jeans help to cushion his knees and his daddy's hands keep him in position.

"Boss!" Happy complains from the front, "Pepper's gonna kill me if we're late. We gotta get Peter ready for the gala too."

"Ah…!" His daddy's cock pushes up right against his prostate.

It doesn't seem as though his father would stop and Peter revels in it even when he feels bad for causing trouble for Ms. Potts.

The alpha reaches around, fondling Peter's hard cocklet as it drips and stains the floor of the limo. He gives another thrust, sinking in deep and making Peter gasp as he sees stars. Then Tony grinds in deep, savoring the closeness of their connection, the tightness of Peter's ass.

He stills and his hands slip back to Peter's hips before sliding down, each warm palm settling on his cheeks. Then similar to earlier, he spreads Peter's ass apart and gives a hum of approval at what he finds.

"God, look at that hole trying so hard to take cock," Tony groans in appreciation. He rubs at the reddened hole, the tip of his thumb threatens to breach the already stuffed rim.

Peter clenches even tighter around his daddy's cock, breathless with how full he feels. When Tony doesn't do anything else but admire the view, Peter gets impatient and bounces a bit. He rocks on his dad's cock in an attempt to get him to continue.

"Ugh, hold on, Pete," Tony grunts. He pulls out a couple of inches and then spits to where his cock is exposed. When he sinks back in, the renewed wetness makes it even slicker and easier to slide in.

To Peter's dismay, his dad doesn't resume fucking him like before. After a few more thrusts, his daddy pulls out completely and leaves the omega feeling unfulfilled. Peter's about to turn around and complain when a swift smack against his backside has him jolting.

"Get in, kid. I'm not done with you yet but we gotta get going, as our dear Happy keeps reminding us." Tony says. His cock is still glistening wet and so hard, twitching between his father's legs.

Peter eagerly obeys, holding onto his pants as he gets in. His daddy slides in after him and tugs at the omega's pants.

"Get these off and get on my lap," he instructs Peter. Then to Happy, he says, "Let's get rolling, Hap! We got a gala to attend."

Peter kicks off his pants, leaving them in a heap on the floor along with his underwear.

Happy starts to drive off as Peter moves into position. He wobbles on his feet as the limo moves but with his daddy's help, he sits on the alpha's lap.

Tony's cock is hot against his bare skin and he shifts up.

"It'd be so much easier if you just used my pussy, dad," Peter complains when he blindly tries to position his dad's cock at his other hole.

"I love all your holes, Pete, but just get my cock inside this sweet ass of yours. Don't want your pussy too sore for tonight so it's this hole fo now," Tony says patiently even with his voice strained.

He's helping Peter balance while Peter finally presses the alpha's cockhead to his rim. Once positioned, Peter sinks down on his father's cock and they both groan when he fully sits on Tony's lap.

Peter presses a hand against his belly and groans when he feels Tony's cock twitch inside him.

"Go on, kid, fuck yourself on daddy's cock," Tony orders him. He helps Peter bounce on his dick, his hands tight on the omega's hips.

Outside, the sky is starting to darken and once they join the road, other cars flank the limo. The windows are tinted but uncovered so even from where Peter's sitting on his daddy's lap, he can see other drivers and passengers and even the buildings as they drive on.

Peter eagerly continues his bouncing, helping along with the movement of the car, though it sometimes gives him trouble. He doesn't want to slip off his daddy's cock, though, so eventually, he keeps his bouncing to a minimum. It's just enough stimulation to pleasure his daddy.

At one point, his daddy helps him turn around so that his knees settle on either side of his daddy's hips. This position is much easier and he tucks his face into Tony's shoulder, drinking in the scent of his alpha.

"Happy, can you turn right here?" Tony interrupts.

By then, Peter has his eyes closed, just focusing on his daddy's hands, his voice, and his cock.

His eyes shoot open when they hit a rough patch of road.

"O-Oh!" He cries out when he falls back against his daddy's chest. "Mmph!"

He quickly realizes this was his daddy's plan all along because the rough patch of road doesn't end. They've turned down a bad stretch of road that's partially under construction and each pothole, each rough bump, has Peter bouncing roughly in place.

His daddy is enjoying it immensely and Peter… Peter is too distracted by the now rough fucking. He's barely catching his breath and has to cling to his father.

His daddy's cock is fucking into his ass roughly, in and out– Every bump has him bouncing higher than intended and when he drops, it's to the shock of his daddy's entire alpha cock shoving in from tip to hilt.

Peter barely has control and only had the help of his daddy to keep him in place. He ends up giving himself over to the mercy of the road and his own luck and just braces himself for the rough fucking.

By the time they get back on smooth clean road, Peter's come twice and has ruined his daddy's clothes. His daddy also came, shooting off a load into his ass but making sure to keep his knot from shoving in. As a result, they've made a mess between their legs, his alpha daddy's come spilling from his used hole.

His daddy has shoved two fingers back into his asshole, swirling the mess of alpha come and slick together.

"We're here," Happy announces cheerfully.

Peter groans even as his daddy finally pulls his fingers out and gently pats his ass. His hole feels a bit sore but it's nothing he can't handle, especially since it's more than likely his daddy only intends to use his pussy for the gala.

"Time to get ready, kiddo. Hope you're ready for tonight."

His legs feel like jelly but Peter huffs against his daddy's neck.

"'m okay, dad. Just… maybe carry me in?"

Tony chuckles but Happy opens the doors, his daddy does exactly that and brings Peter in his arms to where their team is waiting to get them ready.

[lostfracturess]

nici i’ll have u know i just took two shots of tequila in preparation for this chapter 🤣🤣 and it’s close to 1pm on a tuesday

ALSO I CANT BELIEVE S&C IS OVER 100k NOW THANK U FOR THE NEVER ENDING FEAST QUEEN

“how can u stay so calm?” “drugs, sweetheart. it’s the drugs.”

i cackled so fkn hard 🤣

"Tell me," he whispered, his breath a warm caress against your ear. "Where would you want him to touch you?"

IM CHEWING MY MF KNUCKLES I NEED THIS MAN (or both men) IN MY BED IMMEDIATELY

Geto stripped the rain from his hair, then twisted the dark strands into a fresh bun. His eyes flickered between you and Satoru, a single raised eyebrow his only question. You wouldn't meet his gaze, the floor suddenly fascinating. 

stoppppp okay first of all the writing is eating so hard idk how but w every chapter i just fall more n more in love w the way u write 😭 BUT ALSO DON’t GIMME THE IMAGE OF A RAIN SOAKED GETO or else something ELSE is gonna be soaked out here🧍🏻‍♀️

ok i have to stop quoting every other line lmaooo

"Just so we're clear," Satoru's voice suddenly cut through the quiet, "I don't share. Not you."

PLS I KNOW I SAID I WLD STOP QUOTING EVERY OTHER LINE BUT THIS WAS THE NEXT LINE AND IM SCREAMING this is not fun to read while i’m in my fertile window

sighhh the conversation ab the 37 y/o pt passing n how he’s just a statistic now 😭 so heartbreaking yet realistically put

im loving the daddy dom energy satoru is exuding in this chapter i just love when usually flirty/amused men lock tf in when things get serious lol it’s so hot. also so sweet how all he’s concerned ab is her reputation & career ahead

“A familiar ache rose in your chest. You longed to reach out, to bridge the chasm he insisted on maintaining. But his posture, rigid as stone, and his clenched jaw, sent a silent warning. This was his battle, one he'd fight in isolation—as always.”

ughh i feel like this perfectly sums up their dynamic. also if s&c was a paperback book this wld 100% be a quote that readers wld highlight on the page n crop to post on pinterest lmaooo it’s so good

“He was falling apart. But all you could do was watch.”

🥲 pls. stopp im so fragile rn.

NOOOOO NOT SUKUNA BOOO BOOOOOO 🍅 🍅 GIMME FIVE MINS IN A ROOM W HIM RN 💥👊🏼

i have sm anxiety over this ethics hearing my palms r actually sweaty. its like i’m THERE rn.

wait nici can u explain again sukuna’s want for revenge towards gojo n wanting to tear him/reader down 😭 was it like the jealousy that he wasn’t able to become a successful surgeon like gojo n had to settle on educational matters instead? :”) im dumb sry. ik he’s the root of gojo’s addiction but i think i might be missing something here lol. or do we not know yet

ok i still hate sukuna’s guts but there is partial truth to what hes saying🧍🏻‍♀️not saying reader isn’t brilliant n talented in her own right, but for sure, satoru’s attraction to her has given her opportunities that other qualified students were potentially robbed of (we live in a society lol). but idk how exactly she ranks among her peers, so maybe she rly was the best student for the job, but that’s all very subjective

"Because you would do the same," you finally managed, the words scraped raw from your throat. "You would stay. You wouldn't leave me."

ok “why do you even stay?” sent a chill down my spine but THISSS. im gaspeddd :””(( reader loves him sm and if her commitment to not letting him take all the blame isnt evident enough, her sticking w him thru his drug addiction is truly a type of devotion that comes from a purest point of love

“You—you make me feel things I've spent a lifetime avoiding, things I don't know how to handle. It scares the hell out of me."

ouchhhh 😭 ok but i feel him on this. that avoidant attachment be hittin againnn lmao me n him are so same

"You don't need to deserve me, Satoru. Love isn't about deserving. It's about choosing each other, again and again, no matter what. And I choose you.”

CRYINGG YES 😭😭😭💕💕💕 this healed a part of me ngl

"If you don't come down in the next few minutes, you're the one getting folded, first-year."

WHY IS HE ALL OF A SSUDEN MR FUNNY MAN NOW PLSSSKDJDJD their chemistry this chap is off the charts

FFFFFUCKKK MEEE JUNKYARD BOY CHOSO!!!!????? I BET HE SMELLS LIKE GREASE N SWEAT N SOMEONE I WANNA FUCK. omg he called me pretty company 🤭🤭 bye dr gojo im all about them blue collars im sorry 😔🤚🏼

"I love you, first-year. Damn it, I love you. I don't care how complicated this gets, I want you."

god pls 🧎🏻‍♀️ if i’ve done anything good in life, then just give me this man

OMGGG HES GONNA FUCK US OVER THE HOOD OF A CAR ?!??!!?

"You give in too easily." A teasing smile played on his lips. "You don't really want me to fuck you on this hood, right?"

😐😐 this isn’t funny. im not laughing rn. i will not stand this sort of edging. gimme dick NOW

omg🧍🏻‍♀️ive no words to say about that smut. delicious, devious, dampening. he is my every fantasy and i desire him. i desire him so deeply

aaa he hurt her in his sleeeeppp 😭😭 for a man that cares so deeply like him that mustve really fucked w him. also this is so random and must be my daddy issues speaking lmao but satoru (minus his addiction) wld be such a good family man🧍🏻‍♀️the way he loves is sooo providing and stubborn to a fault but almost in a way that’s kind of grounding lol bc i feel like he’s almost always, at the end of the day, right about everything? haha i cld be proven so wrong ab this but i just had to share the thought

mannn im on the second court hearing n im just SO damn curious what is going thru satoru’s head rn 😭 it seems like something switched in there somehow, his demeanor is so different

him actinf so calm rn is scarinf the shit ourta me im ngl🧍🏻‍♀️like bb ur scaring me. PKS IN SO SCARED WHY IS HE SUDDNELY TELLINF US HE LOVES US

ah. and there it is. satoru’s impending fall from grace. i saw it coming from a mile away and that he wld do something like this, but fuck. the way it was written. i thought it would be something that came a place of more heightened emotions from him, something desperate to protect (kinda like in the first hearing). but THIS….so calm, collected, so sure of his love for reading that he’s willing to let go of almost everything that has given him purpose in life up until this point. it aches.

:( im heartbroken rn. amazing chapter 😭💕 thank u sm for writinf it, oh my gosh, jusf amazing

i need more tequila

giiirl!!! not the tequila ahhhhh 😭😭 that brings back bad memories omg.

& yes the story is over 100k already and still no end in sight. i never thought i would write so much lol. but also i'm already so sad when the story will eventually someday end. like i never want to not write about my unhinged neurosurgeon gojo help.

stoppppp okay first of all the writing is eating so hard idk how but w every chapter i just fall more n more in love w the way u write

thank you so so much!! that's such a big compliment coming from a fellow author <3

BUT ALSO DON’t GIMME THE IMAGE OF A RAIN SOAKED GETO or else something ELSE is gonna be soaked out here🧍🏻‍♀️

GIRL 😂 I'M SORRY.

i have sm anxiety over this ethics hearing my palms r actually sweaty. its like i’m THERE rn.

so glad the angst transpires well in this chapter!!!

wait nici can u explain again sukuna’s want for revenge towards gojo n wanting to tear him/reader down

so first: sukuna is an asshole.

second: sukuna is an asshole.

third: SUKUNA IS AN ASSHOLE.

no seriously, how i portray him is like a very power driven man, that thrives on the misery of others. moreover satoru being his lifelong rival and sukuna finally getting a change to push him of his throne is just something he wouldn't let slip through his fingers. so it's really all about power and control on sukuna's side.

also satoru's states in that chapter that he did something stupid in his past that sukuna is still mad about. feel free to speculate, given satoru's past 😂

ok i still hate sukuna’s guts but there is partial truth to what hes saying

yes it is!! satoru really has just eyes for yn and is defensively letting other students down in the process. this just adds to the overall mess their relationship is.

ok “why do you even stay?” sent a chill down my spine but THISSS.

hmmmmmm ahhhhhhh SO HAPPY that these lines landed well <333 love them!! they are so messy and raw ahhhhh

WHY IS HE ALL OF A SSUDEN MR FUNNY MAN NOW PLSSSKDJDJD their chemistry this chap is off the charts

he had a little bit of drugs and was all happy again lol.

FFFFFUCKKK MEEE JUNKYARD BOY CHOSO!!!!????? I BET HE SMELLS LIKE GREASE N SWEAT N SOMEONE I WANNA FUCK.

i was wondering, if i should just do a random character or one of the jjk cast and choso just came into mind at first. idk why but i think it fits ahaha.

omg🧍🏻‍♀️ive no words to say about that smut. delicious, devious, dampening. he is my every fantasy and i desire him. i desire him so deeply

here to serve!! so glad you liked the spicy scene. they are always a pain in the ass to write.

aaa he hurt her in his sleeeeppp 😭😭 for a man that cares so deeply like him that mustve really fucked w him.

YES!!! you're the first to comment on that!!! also thought that this is so so so SO BAD for him. like he would never (physically) hurt her and doing it unintentionally in his sleep??? EVEN WORSE. poor boy must have felt so miserable and angry at himself after.

the way he loves is sooo providing and stubborn to a fault but almost in a way that’s kind of grounding lol

honestly, love your observation about the potential family man side of satoru! his love IS fierce, demanding, and sometimes overbearing, but at its core, it's deeply protective, and i think you're spot on about that being grounding.

but THIS….so calm, collected, so sure of his love for reading that he’s willing to let go of almost everything that has given him purpose in life up until this point. it aches.

so happy satoru's fall from grace hit well!! wanted that choice of his to feel both shocking and inevitable. not a desperate outburst, but this chillingly calculated decision, born out of love. it just hurts so good!

thank you so so much for your lovely reactions to the chapter ellie, as always!! it means the world. also give me some of the tequila lol. sending you kisses and hugs ♡

[bijouxcarys]

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[plscallmeeren]

D O N ‘ T M I N D T H A T P T 2

Darcy Lewis x Reader

Request: yes from the wonderful @Dragonsw Who is basically my sponsor at this point

Summary: you just can't catch a break without getting caught... the amount of this chapter that is actual smut isn't much 🥲 (male reader)

Warnings: Swearing; kinda/nearly getting caught in the act; oral (f receiving); fingering; edging; daddy kink; slight sexual power dynamic; unedited

Word Count: 2.1K+

You jumped up from Darcy as you heard the door swing open, revealing none other than Natasha.

"What are you two up to? Getting it on the floor this time? Didn't think to lock the door?"

"We were only training," you countered, although you realised as you pulled on your t-shirt and threw Darcy her things that that wasn't very believable.

"M'sure. I wanna train now. Move," she ordered, walking past the lifted ring to reach the stepper.

"You know, theoretically, if we were doing what you thought we were," Darcy started, "the general curtousy would be to leave us."

It was unusual for her to be so outspoken in front of the other Avengers because she felt a little out of place, but you were thrilled to find she was settling in more and more.

"The naked woman speaks," Natasha taunted in return and Darcy blushed scarlet.

"C'mon, we've trained enough for today," you negotiated, ever the diplomat.

She slipped into her clothes again quickly and you couldn't help but press a kiss to her shoulder blade, but then you were out and smirking as you escaped her.

You liked to play, and she knew it.

•••

You smiled involuntarily when you felt the familiar weight of someone on your legs, but you didn't put down the book you were reading and promptly ignored her as she dragged herself closer and closer to your height.

"(Y/n)... please... I'm so wet, still..."

"I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm just resting up from that heavy training we did."

You couldn't help but run your fingers through her hair as she sighed contentedly against your skin.

"Baby, I can't take it..."

"I'm sure you'll be fine." You sat up, pushing your face past hers and whispered: "And the orgasm will be even better."

Standing, you then retreated to the living room where Natasha and Clint were watching Corpse Bride.

Darcy sat on your bed for a while longer, stunned, rubbing her legs together hopelessly when she finally accepted you had left.

•••

Halfway through the movie Clint fell asleep, even though it was still the afternoon, and Natasha nudged your shin with her foot.

"So, you playing the teasing game?"

"Why do you ask?"

"Because she's standing there glaring daggers at you."

Your head spun around painfully fast and you fought to hide your surprise when you saw Darcy pretending to make a sandwich.

Well, not so much pretending as failing; missing the cheese on the bread. Slicing once diagonally through the tomato instead of straight, and so on.

"So... you want some help?"

You contemplated for a moment. Darcy wasn't a jealous person, and you had even discussed your shared appreciation for tease and connected exhibitionism.

"Yeah. Sure."

She smirked. It was obvious Natasha had something planned, and she was undoubtedly good at persuasion in that sense, though you only really had eyes for your girlfriend.

She stood, walking towards the kitchen and purposefully dropping a knife she picked up. She leaned down slowly, displaying a perfect view for me from the couch. Darcy's left eyebrow twitched.

"Oh, I see what you're doing," she claimed outright, narrowing her eyes in displeasure. "A cunning game. I can play it, too."

Darcy approached Natasha as she stood up and took her hand in both of her own, slowly, sensuously licking up them, taking the well manicured index and middle digit down her throat.

Natasha grinned. She seemed awfully pleased to be caught up in the matter.

"That's enough," you said firmly, taking long strides toward the two and sending a harsh look towards Natasha, who slipped her fingers out of your girlfriend's mouth and held up her hands in mock surrender, swinging her hips exaggeratedly as she left the two of you alone.

You pressed your tongue into the side of your cheek, not taking your eyes off the brunette before you. She made a small noise and you could still see her trembling legs.

"You so wet for me that you just couldn't behave? Is that your excuse?" you growled, an unspoken threat on your mind.

"Y-Yeah. I'm so wet for you. So sweet."

You couldn't hold back, anymore. You pushed her against the counter, pulling her lips onto your own and biting her lower lip possessively. She whimpered, panting slightly when you pulled away and kissed at her jaw instead.

"Oh, fuck-"

You slipped a hands between her thighs as you continued to kiss her neck, sucking marks onto her skin she would proudly wear.

You palmed her core harshly, strong, curved movements that had her squirming and gripping onto the counter surface with all her might to steady herself.

"I can feel you through your pants, darling," you breathed smugly, dragging her sweatpants down in the same motion. Darcy gasped and held onto the counter even more-so, if that was possible.

"Yes, please, daddy, I-"

"What time is it?" came the groggy and unsuspecting voice of Clint from the nearby couch, the both of us springing apart as Darcy pulled her pants back up.

Just as I had discovered she was wearing nothing underneath.

"It's, uh, almost four," Darcy covered up hurriedly, bouncing on her heels in hopes of escaping the situation.

"Already? Hm. (Y/n), I need your help with something up in room 774..."

You looked Darcy in the eye for a second and realised you should have taken her then and there after training, whether Natasha was watching or not.

•••

It was one entire day later and you were two cold showers into lunch. Jane had called Darcy in on some urgent business, so neither of you were happy.

You had just finished cooking lunch in preparation for her return when she strutted in through the grey door with all the confidence and longing in the world.

You could have fucked her there, perhaps. Maybe you should have. But instead you presented her with delicious food and a snarky comment about nourishment for later.

"This is so good," she groaned, eating quicker than was likely good for her. "Get yourself a man who makes you a good hot lunch, huh?"

"Why, thank you. I'll be off searching as soon as I get my bowl back."

You both laughed and eventually she had finished eating, the two of you heading to the bathroom.

Once inside, you pushed her up against the wall, tapping her thighs so that she would wrap her legs around your waist (with your support, of course).

She was wearing a relatively slim long-sleeved top with a deep cut, as well as a skirt (a rare occurrence) that hiked up naturally when you pushed your groin closer to hers.

You made out passionately for a good moment, Darcy shivering at the temperature difference between the cold tiled wall and your warm flesh.

Finally, you set her down on the counter, lowering yourself to the height of her pussy and smirking at the large dark patch in her panties. She panted heavily somewhere above you.

"Please, (y/n), please, I- I need you," she whimpered, spreading her legs even wider as she pulled her skirt up around her waist. Only her soaked panties stood in the way, now.

You ripped them clean in half and put the remains in your pocket, dragging her thighs across the counter so that her cunt was right at the edge.

One kiss to her left thigh, a groan, another to her right, she whined, one last kiss to the top of her groin, then...

With a sound like a cat lapping at water, you dove in, licking at her pussy at the speed of light. This is what you had been waiting for. This is all you wanted.

Her whines grew louder and louder until you were farting your tongue in and out of her with an occasional kiss to her clit, and suddenly they were outright moans. Your fingertips dug into the flesh of her thighs to steady your pace, her hands tangling in your hair and pulling at it, but you didn't particularly mind.

You added two fingers without warning, focusing the full attention of your tongue on her clit while your digits rammed into her cunt, her moans turning to screams.

She was the epitome of erotica: Legs spread wide around your head, clothes unceremoniously crinkled and clumped to get them out of the way, trembling, hair disheveled, mascara smudged, shaking more, clenching, nearing-

Footsteps hurried on the other side of the door and with no other option, you picked Darcy up and placed her moaning mess in the adjoining cubicle, quickly slapping water at your face so that no one could tell you were covered in bodily fluids.

Darcy quieted in the back, only just coming down enough to think straight as the door slammed open, revealing Tony with Bruce behind him, the former clad in his entire suit with a gun lifted.

"Woah, man." Your eyes widened. Why on earth...?

"Oh, god. I told you, Tony, if someone is screaming in a bathroom it has a whole 'nother meaning."

"Okay, don't blame this on me. When JARVIS says there's an emergency and potential danger, you can't just ignore that. Also, no one's that loud unless they're with me."

"You're really arrogant, you know that? No one else is even here."

"Right."

They finally turned to look at you, who was standing rather perplexed and close to laughter.

"So... am I innocent, officers?" you jested, quirking an eyebrow.

Bruce left with an apologetic nod but Tony wasn't quite finished with you, yet.

"You're very loud, y'know. And just for your information, you sound like a girl when you're jerking off, I'm just saying, no harm in that- I mean, personally, I like a girl making noise but-"

Just when you were about to intervene and tell him that's not what you were doing, his eyes remained glued on your hip. Confused, you looked down, only to see the lacy underwear you had stuffed into your pocket.

"I can explain-"

"There are three options here," he started, ignoring you, "either you're into wearing that sorta thing - no judgement, of course, although it must bruise your ego that those fit - but I don't see the point in putting it in your pocket if that's the case. Scene two; your girlfriend's currently unavailable and you're filling the void inside you yourself so that you don't need another woman, but with the help of her underwear. Now, this explanation would suffice, but-"

He glanced down at the locked door to the adjoining cubicle and the feet peeking out under the door. "Given the evidence, I'd say you're not alone at all."

You couldn't help but grin. Tony was one of your closest friends and he sure knew how to draw out a moment long enough to make it hilarious.

"Have fun, kids. Don't forget to use the protection and," he turned, dramatically leaving his last line until he was halfway out the door, "do us the favour and lock the door. Unless you're into that sort of thing, I suppose."

He walked out and you quickly shut (and locked!) the door behind him. Darcy crept out to meet you.

You both burst out laughing.

The hot atmosphere from before evaporated, but that didn't mean you weren't both still in the mood.

You embraced each other slowly, again kissing, but this time slower, her hands clasped behind your neck while your arms wrapped around her waist.

Your girlfriend still standing, you fell to your knees, starting right where you left off with a grin.

You both laughed a lot and she came in no time.

A new kink had certainly been discovered.

And it wouldn't be the last time someone walked in on you.

It wouldn't even be the last time it was Tony.

—————

I had so much fun writing this, the Tony and Bruce scene had me internally cackling, but I don't know if you read it as funnily as I imagined 🥲

Almost three hundred people have read this shit?????? What????

Anyways

Sorry for the wait I'm back to studying so I can't write much. My humanities teacher is killing me.

Have a great day wherever you are, my darlings ❤️

[st4rfckerz]

Bruv, I swear, I fill up most of your inbox. I’ve even wanted to become an emoji anon, but I’m to embarrassed bc I usually send you like 3-5 per day. So I’ve kept my yapping shut for a while.

Anyway I’ll just say whatever now cos you said we can

I’ve seen other anons and you post their dreams about Hayden/anakin. YOU WANNA KNOW THE DREAMS I GET? Last week, I dreamed of Rachel adopting me?? So, I became Briar’s sister and best friend, we were playing with her dolls. Hayden was my new daddy😍😍😍 idk why, but Mark Wahlberg was also there??

I’ve been currently rereading the AOTC novelisation and unpopular opinion, I love the movie, and the book. Personally, I’ve never understood the hate towards it. I watched it the first time a few years ago, really liked it so I was surprised to hear everyone hates it. Watched it again 3 months later just to see if I’d dislike it the second time, I ended up loving it more?

Also, I’m currently writing 2 books, and one of them I’m having a hard time deciding if I want smut in it. The characters are based on real people and I just wouldn’t want to disrespect them by writing such explicit things about them, you know? I love smut, but if someone wrote some about me, I’d probably be very upset. But smut sells😩😩😩 all of Booktok is just porn, I don’t think ppl acc care about the reading anymore? That’s just me. I also wanna see how well the book would do without smut. But aside from pressure, I feel like I would love to include smut for this book. It would fit into the storyline if that makes sense. There are some books where I know it doesn’t need smut to be good, or the smut just adds to how good the book is, you know? Then there are other books where the smut is the ONLY thing going. Idk. Idk. Idk.

I worded this so poorly😭

you should become an anon!!! there’s absolutely nothing embarrassing about it.

last night i had a dream that i had a baby boy and i woke up absolutely DEVASTATED because i was in the middle of comforting him because he was crying and i could even feel how small he was when i hugged him 🥲 but then i had a dream that i was stalking hayden in this abandoned warehouse type thing idk honestly.

and i do agree that booktok kinda makes it seem like they just read for the smut, so i feels like no one reads to read anymore but who knows. but i do think that people would read your stuff regardless!

[yesimwriting]

Oh boy, not the 'sneaky era' 😭🤣 I'm thrilled, but scared. I saw in ch 7 that Noel was never mentioned....is that man dead? I feel like he could be dead in a ditch somewhere. Y/n wasn't able to find him before she left the party in ch 5 too. Then again, he never did anything wrong to us so maybe he was let off the hook. Also love how Stu babies us 🥴 like yes, cut my oranges and take care of mwah 🤣 him buying me books was giving off sugar daddy vibes too. Kinda terrified that he was able to convince my own mom to let him teach me to drive. Speaking of her, did we ever tell her about that second Ghostface call? Did we ever tell her about our 'date' with Noel? I would think she'd be mad and worried since Noel is a guy.

Kinda off topic, but I'm hoping Hallie shows up to Woodsborrow to cause chaos 😌 we seemed wary about her coming there and there's gotta be a reason for that, especially since we only seem worried about her meeting Billy and Stu. Hallie also feels like a troublemaker since she's known as 'Hurricane Hallie' too and it's scaring me 🤣 Billy and Stu probably wouldn't like her either just bc she is our bestie and knows us better than they do. It's like the Gloria situation, they'd be jealous we have other people to turn to....and I love making them mad. I wonder if we have other friends from Texas or if Hallie is literally the only real one that stuck around 🥲 so excited for the next chapter!

ah i love seeing people excited about final girl!! "thrilled but scared" is so valid 😭

where's Noel is a super valid question...and so are all of your guesses,, ig all i have to say is that you'll see, it wouldn't be a sneaky era if i told you

also yeah stu for sure did give sugar daddy a little, i head canon him as someone whose parents aren't around much and that they genuinely think giving him gifts and access to money with little to no regulations/restrictions makes up for it almost fully

all he knows is throwing money at who he cares about bc he doesn't know how to express his feelings into words, the babying is the second part of that,, it's him sort of instinctually doing what a subconscious part of him wishes someone would have done for him

and as far as the mom thing... yeah stu didn't get through the entire scream movie without ever really being suspected despite all the jokes he made while billy who was being accused for nothing,, he knows how to manipulate!! how to interpret what people see him as and play into it when it's convenient and how to play as misunderstood when it isn't

mansplain, manipulate, malewife and in that order

all the questions about what y/n's mom doesn't know are really good!! in part 6 it's briefly mentioned that Billy and y/n called y/n's mom after calling the police about the Ghostface call so she knows

the noel thing and whether or not her mom knows does come up!! so i won't say anything about it rn :))

also so happy you mentioned Hallie 😭 i have plans for her lol,, nothing too crazy,, but billy and stu will meet her soon enough

[softguarnere]

Tag Game

Thank you for the tag lovely! @liebgotts-lovergirl 🤗💕

Are you named after anyone?

Sort of. My maternal great-grandmother picked my first name, and we're pretty sure that she got it out of a harlequin romance novel. However, my family's name for me is the name of my paternal great-grandmother, because I look just like her!

2. When was the last time you cried?

This morning 🥲 Stressed to the max over here

3. Do you have kids?

I'm a godmother, if that counts! But no, none of my own. Maybe one or two in the future

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Yeah, but I try not to. It's more of a leftover defense mechanism from middle and high school

5. What is the first thing you notice about people?

Their demeanor

6. Eye color

Blue

7. Scary movies or happy endings?

Happy endings 🤣 I enjoy being able to sleep at night, thanks very much

8. Any special talents?

I'm ambidextrous! (People get very freaked out by it, it's funny to watch)

9. What are your hobbies?

I like baking, kayaking, hiking, writing, and singing!

10. Where were you born?

Smack-dab in the middle of rural Appalachia 🌄

11. Do you have any pets?

Yes! Chickens, some fish, and I have a black lab who will be 13 this month. I accidentally fell into possession of a new puppy about three weeks ago - I am obsessed with him 🤗 (my mom accidentally gave him the same name as a paratrooper hehehe)

12. What sports do you play/have you played?

I danced and did archery when I was younger. Then I quit those for marching band. I've been running for a few years now, but not competitively or anything, although my neighbor has been trying to talk me into doing some marathons

13. How tall are you?

Average (5'4") but super short compared to everyone else in my family

14. Favorite subject in school?

History (everybody act shocked) and band

15. Dream job?

I really want to write kid's books someday!

Tagging (but no pressure!): @brassknucklespeirs @mrs-murder-daddy @aerokriegs @hxad-ovxr-hxart @currahee @almost-a-class-act

[daydreamingleclerc]

instagram files: happy valentines - mason mount AU

summary: mason whisks you away to paris for valentine’s day

warnings: a surprise at the end 😼

DISCLAIMER: i do not own any of the content posted. credit to the original owners.

masonmount ✔️

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february 11th, 2022

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february 11th, 2022

masonmount ✔️

disneyland paris, paris, france

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masonmount never seen her this happy in 3 years 😍

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[nikosamaki]

hey darling!!

i don't know if you are taking requests, if not feel free to ignore this, but if yes, could you please write about what would be the brothers reaction for MC having a bellybutton piercing?

(btw i love your writing, keep it up!! & have a nice day! 💕)

Hi dear

Of course I would write it for you and YES; I do take requests 😊🥰

I'm really HAPPY that you like them❤️

What's Brothers reaction to MC's bellybutton piercing:

Warnings: Little NSFW

Lucifer:

"In the name of God, what the hell have you DONE???", said in his mind -obviously he acts like father in disguise 🥸-, but he likes it despite of it might give some pains to your cute -and sensitive (I have a point here 😏)- belly; not to mention that he figured it out while he was unbuttoning your shirt -you both were doing NAUGHTY things.

Anyways, he enjoys playing with the piercing -by his slim tongue- and seeing how you're face changs by its pleasure or tickles; of course he LOVES those sweet moans which you make everytime when his tongue touches your belly.

Mammon:

When he saw it, he narrowed his eyes and just looked at you with a smirk -not like he's having SEXY thoughts about you, NO! Actually he's having INSIDIOUS thoughts 🫡 (Upset?).

Although he likes it, he's VERY cautious not to touch it to make you feel pain or anything ( Awwww... He's fucking CUTE 🥺); so it means that everytime you having it, first he considers your mode, then does whatever he wants.

Levi:

"Buckduckiebxvi... WHATTTT??? JKCIWW *Blub blub blub* ", he totally panicked! (Sometimes I think he IS a pregnant woman rather than a man 😐). He cannot believe that you took the risk and DID it!! -or the other reason that he panicked is how SEXY you look like now, MANnnn.... He WANTS IT!!! But unfortunately he's panicked 🥲. "Wait a fucking minute, how HAS pierced it for YOU? A MAN???",

immediately he turned to his demon form and wants to kill the person -if he WAS a MAN ( You do realize that Levi was the ONLYone who cared about who did for you, right? Due to his envious; which is GOOD!!).Nevertheless, like Luci, he plays with it -in the bed time or not- because your voice is TOO much sweet.

Satan:

"Ohhh... Looks like little kitten has become brave. You wanted some attention or distract Daddy from his book? 😏 .... Prepared for the consequences?? *Whispered: Where's your collar?*". He's surprised that you have piercing -not expecting it would be your bellybutton- but loves it. When you were acting like kitten on his lengths, he saw it -your shirt went up- and just stared at it. 

(You can say what will happen next, right? 🤗)

 

Asmo:

Just God damn him, he'll talk as much nonsense and flirting with you as he can and you JUST want to DIE -you wanted to shout: "I ate SHIT" :/ ( It's too late to regret 😔).

By the way, he suggests a lot of crop tops to show your bellybutton piercing -on the other hand, for showing your naughtiness 😁, because he loves to it. Of course he stares at it while he's talking to you and thinking about how far can you handle his play games with your new piercing (Freaky long night is waiting for you!!)

Beel:

Just sees something is sparkling and bothers his eyes 🫥 (I'm DONE, okay?? He... he just canNOT be like what you think 🥲). For some moments, he just stare at it and says: " Doesn't look edible, so why you handled the pain and took the risk??" ; you fought with your intention to not punch him in his stomach -or choke him-, you just grabbed his food and squinted your eyes and went to your room. He's confused now.

Belphie:

When he saw it, he looked at you amazed and and kinda smiled -maliciously with BAD thoughts😏- and said: "Humm... How interesting! Come and lie here so I can look at it clearly". You shouldn't have done what he said, you obeyed and now you're tricked. He plays with it; caresses around your bellybutton, rubs it and teases you as much as he can. You're going to have a VERY long -maybe with a little pain- night.

To say the truth, Belphie is more pervert than Beel😁 (In my opinion)

[magma-queen]

You have an OC, right? I wanna request a fic with her! She seems so cute! Maybe… 22 ‘monster’ for Tickletober? I know it’s late.. but I’d really like to see more of this OC of yours! :)

I??? Love you???? 🥲 of course! I’m honored!

Now, before I get into this fic.. I need to address some background info about my OC, Sierra.

When she was born, her biological father abandoned both her and her mother. The very day she was born. Her mother took care of her until she was five years old.. until she became deathly ill. She passed away when little Sierra was 5, going on 6.

Before she passed on, she gave full custody of Sierra to her twin brother, Maxie, and his husband, Archie. They both raised her ever since then, and she has no clue who her biological father is, nor does she want to know. She has her daddies right next to her.

That being said, this is a huge spoiler for what’s to come in my book, “An Electrifying love story” Available on Wattpad. It won’t be revealed until near the end of the second book, which I haven’t even started on yet 🤣 if anyone has any questions about her, please, ask away!

Now, onto the fic!

Day 22: Monster

Sierra was walking home from school, her jacket wrapped around her. Inside, she was holding a few stowaways.

“Not much farther now, little ones…. I promise that I’ll take care of you.”

“Joltik! Joltik!”

She had 4 Joltik in her jacket, sitting on her shoulders and shielding themselves from the rain.

She found them fending for themselves in the rain, with no colony nearby or anything. She knew that Joltik stay in colonies with at least one Galvantula. But they were alone, so she scooped them up and decided to bring them home with her.

This happens frequently. If Sierra sees a Pokemon that was either abandoned, or didn’t have a place to call home, she’d bring them home herself. Her dads have told her a numerous amount of times to not just bring wild Pokemon into the house, but she has yet to learn that lesson.

“Joltik? Joltik!”

“I know you’re cold, don’t worry.” She smiles. “As soon as I bring you home, you’ll be warm, I promise.”

They were getting a little restless, they crawled around to the middle of her arms. One of them to her neck.

“Hehehe! Hey! Quit it, you guys!” She giggles. “I’m ticklish!”

When she arrived home, she quickly ran up the stairs to her room and placed the 4 little spider Pokemon in her Oshawott’s bed.

“Osha?? Wott…” Needless to say, she wasn’t happy about sharing her bed.

“It’s only for tonight, Oshi. I’m gonna bring them to the Pokemon Center tomorrow before school.” Sierra tells her, petting her head.

The Oshawott sighs and jumps up to her bed.

“Scamp!” She hears Archie call for her. “Come down, dinner is ready!”

“Coming, papa!” She turns to the Pokemon. “Stay up here, ok? I’ll bring you something to eat when I come back.”

The Joltik nod their little heads.

She left for a little while, then comes back with a handful of Pokemon food. She figured that would be enough for the 4 little Pokemon.

Immediately, they began eating away. Sierra sighed in relief. Her dads didn’t suspect a thing.

But then, nighttime came. Sierra was already in bed, and her Oshawott cuddles into bed with her, since her bed was preoccupied for the night.

Waking up hungry, the four wild Joltik sprang up and started making their way out of her room. Since they were so tiny, Sierra didn’t hear them leave.

None of them knew where they would find more food, so they just poked their little heads into the first room they saw, which happened to be Archie’s and Maxie’s room.

This could only mean trouble. If they wake up and see 4 wild Joltik in the house, Sierra would be in big trouble.

“Joltik? Tik!”

They spotted a couple food bowls nearby the bed, but they were their Mightyena’s food bowls. They were wiped clean. Searching around the room, the Joltik one by one start hopping onto the bed.

They didn’t know any better. They thought if they could wake up the nearest humans, they would be given food immediately.

They all sent a tiny electric shock around the bed. This makes both men groan and just shrug it off. It was so small, that they couldn’t feel barely anything.

“Joltik! Joltik!”

They tried making a little noise. Well, that didn’t work either. Neither one of them were light sleepers.

Slightly confused why they weren’t waking up, the wild Joltik went to their last resort. Two of each jumped up to each man, nuzzling the tops of their heads.

That didn’t do much. Two Joltik come up to Archie and start crawling around his shoulders, then down his arm. This gets him chuckling a little.

“Hmm.. hmhmhmm..” He brushes his arm with his hand to get rid of the tickly sensation. That knocked the two Joltik down to land on his shirt. They find the bottom of it and start crawling on his belly.

“Pfffff- hahahah! Mahahax, stohohohop tickling mehehehe..!” He giggles, sleepily nudging his husband to the side.

“Mmmph.. mm?”

Sierra suddenly woke up, she checked the bed on the floor, and saw that the Joltik were gone.

“Oh no! I’ve got to find them before dad and papa do!” She panicked, quietly but quickly searching around the house. She started at the kitchen first. “Where are they?”

The other two Joltik were coming from the redhead’s head down to his neck, making him squirm in reflex.

“Archie, no… *snort* Not tonihihihihght..” He giggles, then starts giggling harder, feeling something crawl on his back. “Ahahahahahah!! Ahahaharchie!”

Said man was still laughing himself on his side, nudging Maxie. “Whahahahat?? Ihihihihi tohohold yehehehe to stop tihihihckling me!”

“Yohuhuhuhu stahahahp ticklihihing MEHEHEHE!”

“Ihihihihi’m nahahahat!! AHAHAH!!” Archie squawked in mirth, feeling the tickling sensation go up to his ribs. “Nahahahat thehehee rihihihibs!!”

Maxie almost found himself rolling off of the bed with how much he was squirming. “N-Nahahahohot the bahahahack!! Not thehehe bahahahack!!” He squeals, then shrieking when he felt something tickling his belly. “Ahahahahahah!!! W-Wait! Not thehehehe behehelly!! No mohohohohore!!! *snort* Archieeee!!”

Finally, Archie rose up in his hysterics. He lifts his shirt up to see the two troublemaking Pokemon. “Whoa! Where on earth did ye two come from??”

He turns to see his husband writhing in the bed. He dives his hand into his shirt and picks the other two Joltik up, ending the torture.

“Hahah.. Heh.. ihihihi’m going to kill yohuhuhu..” Maxie wheezed.

“Uh, nope. These little troublemakers would be yer culprits.”

The redhead sits up after catching his breath, seeing the Pokemon. Both their minds immediately come to a conclusion.

“SIERRA!” They both shout. “GET IN HERE, RIGHT NOW!”

Upon hearing her name yelled like that, Sierra gulped. They found them. “I am in so much trouble…” She sighs.

She slowly comes up the stairs and into her parents room.

“Daddy? Papa? You wanted to see me? Wh-what’s going on?”

They both gave her the parental glare. They knew that SHE knew what was going on. They weren’t born yesterday.

“Would you like to tell us what THEY are doing here, young lady?” Maxie asked, holding the Pokemon in his hands.

“Um… well..” She was getting nervous, seeing how red both of them were in the face, but that was only due to them laughing so hard. “Ok, I know you’re mad, but-“

Archie stops her. “Lemme stop ye right there, scamp. What have the both of us told ye about bringing wild Pokemon in the house?”

“But.. They were abandoned nearby town, papa! You know that they’re supposed to be in a colony of other Joltik! But they were all alone! I couldn’t just leave them there!”

“If that was the case, then why didn’t you just come to us and tell us? We could’ve avoided all of this if you just came to us, and we would have taken them somewhere safe.” Maxie tells her, crossing his arms.

She stares down at the floor. “I thought you would get mad from the start with me bringing them here at all.. I would’ve taken them to the Pokemon center first thing in the morning..”

“Honey, there’s no need to keep things from us. You did the right thing. However, keeping them in your room all night to hide them from us was not.”

“Because it’s- ahahah! Obvious that we wehehere gonna find them!” Archie giggles, a Joltik on his neck. “Hehe- quit it! That tickles!”

She smiles, but then frowns and looks down at the floor again. “I’m sorry, daddy.. I’m sorry, papa.. I was just trying to take care of them for one night.. I thought I could be responsible enough to do at least that..”

“M-Max, gehehet him off!” Archie chortles.

“Alright, come here..” He gently picks the Joltik off of his husband’s neck, but then it latches on to his neck, sending out tickly electric shocks. “GAH! *snort* N-no! Hehehehehe! Ihihihihit tihihihickles!”

Archie catches his breath, looking at their daughter. “Heh.. it’s alright, pup.. but next time, please let us know when something like this happens.. ok?”

“Yes, papa.”

“Wihihihihill one ohohohohf yohuhu gehehet hihihihihim ohohohoff of mehehehehe??” Maxie snorts.

Sierra giggles and jumps up to the bed, gently lifting the little Pokemon from her dad’s neck. “C’mere, you! That’s enough mischief making for one night!”

“Joltik!”

“Heh.. Heh..”

The other 3 jump into her hands.

“Now, go get them some food, put them back into bed, and we’ll all take them to the center in the morning.” Archie tells her. “Once ye get them to bed, ye come right back here, so we can discuss yer punishment.”

She frowns. “Yes, papa..”

As she leaves the room, Maxie looks at him.

“The only reason she didn’t tell us is that she was too afraid of getting into trouble to. I don’t think she deserves to be punished-“

Archie chuckles, whispering in his ear. Once he was finished, Maxie agrees, the both of them grinning.

Once their daughter came back, they saw her wipe a couple tears from her eyes.

“There’s no need for tears, sweetheart.”

“But we do have to punish ye for letting some wild Joltik run amok in our house. Come up here for a sec.”

She did as Archie tells her, she hops onto the bed, sitting in between the two of them.

“I’m really sorry, guys.. *sniff* But I deserve it.. I should’ve told you what I was doing.. How long am I grounded?”

Her dads both looked at each other, then back to her.

“Who said anything about you being grounded?”

“H-huh? If I’m not grounded, then what is my punishment??”

They both smirk, and Archie pulls her into his arms. “This is!” He laughs, beginning to tickle her sides. “A visit from the dreaded tickle monster!”

“Ahehehehehehe!!! P-Papahahaha!! Ahahahahah- Nohohoho!! No fahahahair!!”

“Oh, it’s plenty fair!” Maxie teases, his fingers attacking her neck. “Those Joltik tickled us to tears! So, this seems like the appropriate punishment for what you did, sweetheart!”

“EEE!! Ahahahahah- D-DADDY!! NOHOHOHO!! STAHAHAHP!! BOHOHOTH OHOHOHF YOU!! AHAHEEHEHEHEEHEHEE!!”

Archie chuckles and pins her to the covers of the bed. He lifts her shirt up and blows a few raspberries on her belly.

“HAHAHHAHAHAH- EEEEE!! NOHOHO!! PAHAHAPAAA!!”

“PFFFFFFT-“

She then feels hands grabbing her ankles, she panics when she spots a glimpse of her dad about to attack her feet. “NO NO NO NO-! DAD WAHAHAHAIT!!!”

He didn’t wait. He traps her ankles together and playfully attacks both of her feet.

“AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! NAHAHAHOHOHOT THEHEHE FEHEHEHEEET!! GUHUHUHUYS STAHAHAHAHAP!! PLEHEHEHEASE!!”

“I dunno, think she’s had enough, Max?” Archie asks before blowing another raspberry.

“EEEEHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! NOHOHOHOHO!!!”

“Mmm.. well, I was going to say that we would just have to think about it.. but she just said no!”

Archie cackles. “Yeah, she did! in that case… *inhale* PFFFFFFFT!!”

“PAHAHAHAHAPAHAHAHEHEHE!! AHAHAHAHEHEHEHEEHEHEE!! IHIHIHIHI CAHAHAN’T BREATHE!!”

Archie smiles innocently at her “Yer papa bear is gonna get that tummy! Yes he is! PFFFFFFFT!”

“And your daddy has got your piggies!”

Their teasing was wearing her down as she shrieks and giggles her head off. But she knew, she deserved this.

“PLEHEHEHEHEASE!! GUHUHUHUHUYS!! IHIHIHIHI’M SAHAHAHAHARRY!!” She squeals.

After hearing that, both of her dads released her, leaving her in a giggly state on the bed. They both gave her forehead a kiss.

“We love you, Sierra.” Maxie tells her. “Very much.”

Archie nods. “Aye. Yer our special little princess. But seriously, tell us the next time this happens.. ok?”

“Ihihihihihi wihihihill.. I promise..” Her giggles wouldn’t go away. She sits up and goes to hug both of her dads. “I love you, guys..”

“We love ye too, ye little squirt. C’mere.” Archie laughs, him and Maxie both squeezing her in a hug.

“Can Oshi and I sleep with you tonight?” She asked.

Archie smiles, ruffling her hair. “Sure, pumpkin. That ok, Max?”

“Of course. Just as long as Oshi doesn’t wake us up with her water gun again.”

She giggles. “Hehe, she won’t. I promise.” She holds her Oshawott in her arms and snuggles close between her daddies. “Again, I’m really sorry about not talking to you two about the wild Joltik.. I promise I’ll come to you next time.”

“No need to apologize, sweetie.. we understand.” Archie smiles, ruffling her hair. “We’ll take them to the center tomorrow. Now, let’s get to sleep. Ye’ve got school in the morning.”

“Yes papa.” She snuggles into the blankets as both of her dads kiss her on the forehead. “Goodnight, daddy. Goodnight, papa. I love you.”

“We love you too, Sierra.”

[blackbat05]

Halloween Season

A/N: As promised! Halloween themed headcanon with Dad Rick! Before I start on my end course assessment🥲 (That is a horror story itself.)

Genre: PG (16 and above) - I initially put 13 but as I wrote hoho I got more carried away. Hence the increased rating for my own safety as well HAHA. So please read with care!

Warnings: Major fluff? Sexual innuendos? Naughty times but I stop there before going into specifics!

Rick was never one for the festive season.

Until he met you. And after the two of you had your daughter - Amelia

Halloween was just around the corner, and Amelia could not be more excited.

Halloween meant lots and lots of Candy! Oh and of course seeing her uncles and aunts.

As you prepared the Halloween themed dinner, you heard a few giggles upstairs.

‘Daddy? Where are you- AHHHHH!!!!’

A patter of tiny feet came bounding down the stairs, and you felt Amelia’s little body barreling into yours.

‘Mommy help! Daddy’s gonna eat me!’ Amelia, who had just turned four a few weeks ago, was dressed in an adorable ladybug suit - her eyes glittering from behind the red and black mask.

Carefully removing your mittens after placing the muffins inside the oven, you lifted her up into your arms. ‘Oh no! We need to hide then!’

As you made your way into the living room, you hear your husband coming down the stairs. ‘Where’s my little bug?’ Rick tries to sound as intimidating as possible but he’s not fooling you any day. He’s absolutely wrapped around Amelia’s finger since the day she was born.

‘Ssh…’ You lifted a finger to your lips. Amelia nods enthusiastically. Somehow the idea of hiding in an obvious spot thrilled your four year old.

‘Now where can my little bug be…’ Rick gets closer to the curtains where you and Amelia were hiding. ‘She’s not at the kitchen, or under the sofa. Then she must be… HERE!’ He removes the curtains concealing the two of you, much to Amelia’s delight.

He expertly takes Amelia from you, lifting her into the air. Amelia wriggles out from his grasp, making a beeline to the dining table that had a few dishes already set-up.

‘Now what do we have here?’ Rick takes a look at your costume. You managed to rent Belle’s outfit that she usually wears while in the village. It was simple and your favorite - you and the Disney Princess had shared the same love for books.

You could still be placed into a potato sack and Rick would still think you’re gorgeous. For real. But for now, he’s soaking in the beautiful sight standing in front of him.

‘I didn’t know I married a princess,’ he drawls, pulling you in closer.

‘Could say the same for you. Didn’t know you were going for the handsome vampire look Mister,’ you whisper, breath tickling his neck.

With the makeup, Rick’s cheekbones were noticeably more pronounced. The red colored contacts came in handy, making your husband look like he came from the underworld. But what had really attracted your attention was the fake blood that he sported at the corner of his lips.

‘Aim to please.’

Suddenly, you had a nasty thought running in your mind. One that would test your husband’s patience for the night.

‘Well then, maybe you could show me what you meant by that in the room,’ your lips slowly grazed the side of his chin as you turned around. You didn’t forget to sway your hips a little as you went to get the door.

The night was a blast. Everyone was having fun and digging in on good food. As you watched Cleo interact with Amelia, you couldn’t help but to watch the stiff expression on Rick’s face. You knew exactly what was going on.

You excused yourself from the room, knowing that Amelia was in good hands. You could feel Rick’s eyes trained on you while you made your way up to the shared bedroom.

Before you can even make it to your bed, you find Rick trapping you against the wall with his much bigger frame.

‘You think you could do that to me and get away with it?’

You returned him a sultry smile.

‘Naughty girl,’ Rick growls as he pushes you back gently onto the bed. ‘Let’s see how long you can keep this act up.’

He removes his cape, tossing it to who knows where.

‘Try not to scream my name darlin’

***

A/N: Well what in baloney? HAHA. I guess I fulfilled my promise of a Halloween themed fic/headcanon? Hope you enjoyed this short, cute and sexy(?) headcanon? Like, comment and reblogs are greatly appreciated☺️

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