#where the fuck are you getting that info from

[rambles-on-dragon-age]

Inquisition can be hard to get into if you don't utilize the NPC AI in combat and abuse the tactical menu tbh (I was struggling VERY hard until hubby set up the AI for me and showed me it was an actual thing.)

But as;dkfjaksdfai DAI has a good story but admittedly it feels like a lot of the good elf lore is locked behind being romanced with the egg. A friend I got into the games did NOT like him either and it has been hard to convince her to give him a chance to get that extra lore and juicy bittersweet bits.

(Honestly, if you don't think you'll ever get into Veilguard or finish Inquisition, I would be happy to answer questions/info dump on discord a;aksdjf this is a bigger special interest for me than XIV ever could be and the story is really fucking good. The Veilguard lore reveals have been INSANE.)

He's a complex lil shit in the end; who he IS is at odds for who he HAS to be. And don't worry; even Solas fans want to scramble his egg because of his behavior. 😆(There is a veilguard ending where you get to rock that egg, too, so his haters DO get a chance to punch him in the face.)

((Admittedly, his ego did not bother me one bit because he reminds me of my husband. 😆Can come off as arrogant or haughty, but really is just a fucking big ass nerd that just wants to talk to someone about his special interest. (That emotional attachment from being reminded of my real husband did NOT help me for how it ended either adsjkfa;df)))

so funny in dragon age inquisition where everyone was like "hoooly fuck. can solas shut up. can he stop talking about spirits and the fade for 5 fucking secondsss." is like if you had a coworker who texted you nonstop like "broooo I love surfing i love the sea 💦🏝⛵🌊 haha water and shit yo. man let's hit some waves let's cowabunga let's swim with the fishiessss haha hmu" and then you find out he's poseidon

[probably-not-a-rutabaga]

More timotello bby lore!

(Also perhaps a rare mpreg post 🤨)

i was gonna draw like. a run down of slime-turtle baby nonsense for this bc rare mpreg post made me giggle, but it’s been sitting in my inbox for ages, so !! you get all that info just in text form <3

so like i’ve said, slimes reproduce asexually and can do so completely on their own if desired (it’s harder). it’s just a meshing together of two pieces of slime

usually they’re put in an incubator or smth as the two pieces properly form into one and become ! a whole slime baby !!! alternatively, one slime can kinda,, shove the slime ball into their own slime and hold it there for safe keeping

that’s the closest thing to mpreg you would get from this lmao- if tim decided to take the slime ball of their dna and put it in his own slime.

and i mean that very literally, slimes are completely amorphous so the slime ball can be shoved absolutely anywhere, head, chest, stomach, fucking. legs 💀 (there’s probably some cultural significance surrounding where it’s placed, head = smart kid, heart = kind kid, etc etc)

anyways, as for actual baby lore:

- just like all slimes, they are intersex

- their shell/plastron lacks basically any protection, kinda like a softshell?

- they’re more solid than normal slimes ! much less invincible than tim is. they can adjust their form slightly, but aren’t as melty/goopy

- they are. controversial among yokai !! a mix of slime and mutant??? two groups not always respected by yokai???? horrible !!!

- they’re also just like !! a really chill kid,, they take after donnie tbh, but they’re more expressive and bubbly like tim :]

the slime-turtle baby doesn’t have a name yet,, but i am open to suggestions 🤩

[crowcryptid]

the disinformation that went on in the past 24 hours is why we now have programs and websites that say “oops the rats are chewing up the servers again :(“ instead of anything useful

We have got to make owning a home computer widespread again. We have got to get rid of the tablets and put Linux on those school chromebooks so the children do not get scared of the command line.

Genuinely so many issues could be fixed if people were willing to look up how something works before saying shit, and if the people answering these questions were less stuck up their asses and used less jargon. <- this advice applies to tech issues in general, though the situation that happened today can’t be fixed by the average person because it requires administrator rights to fix. Unless you happened to get lucky and rebooting over and over fixed it for you.

[redvelvetwishtree]

[random-fandom-place]

Jason's trying not to die from a lack of oxygen, standing in the corner. He's still wheezing with laughter as he tries to chill the fuck out. By this point even Dick is giving him a look.

It probably takes several hours to try to clear up the suspicions through a verbal dance around the main points. Definitely high levels of snooping. Batfam, it's not hard to look at the science side of things. Between the weapons and the tricked out basement that he has no issue with displaying for all to see, the only 'no touch' policy seems to be 'try not to blow something up'. So much for safety protocols.

It's the rest of the house that the Batfam have to take turns making a quick excuse and escape to take a look around. Jack doesn't seem to care, of course, but that won't stop the rest from noticing if any of them are gone just a bit too long.

Meanwhile, every time Jack and Maddie have managed to gather the entire Batfam around a particular FentonWorks prototype or another, Jazz and Danny are snooping through the luggage. Tucker is sending Danny back essays worth texts in info, articles, you name it. Don't think the Batfam haven't clocked the two siblings sneaking off either.

After around the 1.5 hour mark, Tucker sends a 'Batman=Wayne?!' message with a list of detailed theory to back up this hypothesis. It takes actually sitting down and going over this massive text wall to start to see where Tucker is getting this angle.

dc x dp prompt: Jack Fenton is a long lost Wayne... sorta

Bruce hears rumors of a cousin he hasn't seen in decades, Jackson Wayne. Except he's changed his name, started some sort of ghost-hunting scam, and is hitting all the items on Bruce's checklist for 'obvious theme supervillain.' Clearly, this needs investigation.

Meanwhile, Jack Fenton mainly remembers high society being boring and stifling, picking his mom during a messy divorce that had them leaving Gotham city altogether, and going all in on ectoscience, which resulted in the few members of his gotham family that still spoke to him cutting him out completely. He has absolutely no idea Martha and Thomas Wayne, the famous murdered philanthropist Waynes, were 'Aunt Mar-Mar' and 'Uncle Tommy', and is totally oblivious to lil' Brucie up and disappearing for a few years. So when Brucie calls and wants to reconnect, well, that sounds like a fine idea! Bring the kids! Sure, all of them! Yes, ALL of them.

Bruce was not expecting this. The trip ends up extremely surreal as a result.

[artkaninchenbau]

People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again

[divineandmajesticinone]

4 MINUTES (2024) I 1.02 "Do the police normally do house check-ins."

[cecoeur]

How do you sleep at night? No one to hide behind Betrayed every alibi you had You had every chance to make amends instead you got drunk on bitterness And you still claim that you're innocent, it's sad

[supervillain-smut]

People: find Lucanis attractive for multiple reasons

Fucking weirdos that need to take a break from the internet: YoU'rE fEtIsHiZiNg HiM bEcAuSe Of HiS aCcEnT!!!!

[menlove]

I think as a historian the thing that annoys me about biographies is that they don't have to cite shit. if I ever wrote a biography I'd be footnoting every single paragraph like what the helllllll

[feroluce]

So I went to the wiki page for the henghill Bullet & Brain mission of 2.2 looking for some dialogue I had missed and

a) I found something incredibly tasty that slotted into some other thoughts I'd been having, more on that on another day, and

b) I saw this super fun little trivia at the bottom, which!

I knew Penacony characters like Boothill took a lot of inspirations from old movies, but I didn't realize it was even in his and Dan Heng's relationship, that's so cool!!

It fits them very well, it's such a fun reference. "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid" was an old buddy Western film (from 1969- nice) about a pair of outlaws. Butch Cassidy was the leader of a gang, and described as clever, affable, and talkative. Meanwhile, his closest companion, the Sundance Kid, was known as a man of few words.

Cassidy's original birth name was much more plain, but similar to Boothill, he took on a new moniker when he became an outlaw. "Cassidy" had been the last name of his beloved mentor, who taught him how to shoot and ride. And Sundance Kid was known as he was because Sundance was the name of his hometown, and it was the only place that had ever managed to catch and jail him, back when he'd been younger (also similar to Dan Heng, but ouch).

These two stick together like glue throughout the length of the film- through Cassidy's leadership of the gang being challenged, through a train robbery gone wrong, through being pursued by mercenaries, and even through fleeing to Bolivia and trying to start over together.

I don't want to say too much more, since the mission title is referencing one specific movie that I've never seen. I kinda wanna watch it now, though, just to see the inspiration that went into Boothill and Dan Heng and how they get along. I just think it's really sweet that these two were literally made to be the best of bros, how lovely is that. 💕

[clegfly]

“Of course you have an Other Brother,” he says, waving off her denial as he opens some nearby cabinets. “Who else would I be if I wasn’t?”

Small WIP sketch of the Other Brother from IDKSomethingClever99’s fic “Mari in the Pink Palace”!!! OMORI and Coraline are my two biggest interests ever so this fic was like winning the lottery for me. Not to mention how good it is… please go read it ragh

[thepandalion]

help I'm going insane over deltarune and Undertale stuff again

[tmnt-obsessed-ace]

Just saw a rise/2012 crossover fic on ao3 and I was skimming the tags and summary to see if it would he a normal fic or a bashing fic (so sad I have to do this)

And it said one of the weirdest things in the summary.

Here it is word for word

"This book does not villainize the 2012 brothers, nor does it erase the poor way they treat each other"

What...are you trying to have it both ways?

They don't treat each other poorly though, where the hell are you getting that from?

Do they mess with each other? Hell yeah all the time! Thats what siblings do!

Do they have fights? Of course they do but if they cross a line they will make up for it and apologize.

They would both die and kill someone for each other so I genuinely do not understand where the author is getting that from.

Although there is at least one good side, both my fics have more hits than that one does so lmfao

[facelessfractal]

TMAGP confession, its perfect in every way i like all the characters + the amount of content we get per episode and never expected it to be a 1:1 to TMA, and being mad that the show isnt just straight up TMA 2 beat for beat is a personal failing on your part.

[kuromi-hoemie]

lol i love how yesterday morning i was like “i love nightmares pls send me one” and i had 3 back to back 💀

*hesitantly* i ... i love nightmares..? send me one... once a week? no, twice a week