#where is the fic

[rvspecter]

[buckevantommy]

i need to know what coffee choices buck made for tommy like did he add a bunch of cream and sugar and flavour bc he was thinking of tommy being sweet and smooth and tasty or is it like four shots of espresso bc tommy is a man and he makes buck's heart beat wildly and his palms sweat

[captainblou]

Aziraphale hates jazz. He hates it. Really.

That is... until he witness Crowley playing saxophone for the first time.

[strawberrus0da]

Do you ever see a fic and you’re like “I’ll go back for that later” but when you try to find it later it’s like it never existed and was in fact just a figment of your imagination, no “this fic was deleted” anywhere, nothing

and like you vividly remember a piece/detail of that fanfic so you know exactly what to look for but it’s just fucking gone

[rescuethewretched]

i’m just as tall as din at galaxy’s edge, i’m dying

[roboticnebula]

Pros of re-reading your own fic

a good time;

Has exactly the tropes you like and the characterization you want to read;

Gratification: yes you did finish a thing and yes you did do good;

just a very fun time all around.

Cons of re-reading your own fic:

Is that another TYpO

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

[rvspecter]

tanner is coming at scottie SO HARD because he's in love with harvey

tanner is talking about himself here!!! ok he is also talking about scottie but still

no srsly tho tanner is OBSESSED with harvey and he's always attacking him through the women he cares about (jessica, donna, scottie)

[arkred]

Where are the fics and the fanart? Where?!?!?!

you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life

[frownyalfred]

thinking about the expert masseuse Alfred hired for the family that is paid a small fortune annually to provide massage services and ignore so, so many things. No questions, no remarks, just quality service and an ironclad NDA that, if broken, would probably topple said masseuse’s entire family line.

Things Alfred is paying them to ignore, in no specific order:

Bruce’s spinal hardware courtesy of Bane :)

weird amounts of muscle on everyone, even the kids (despite them allegedly not working physical jobs)

scars

FRESH scars

the fact that every joint in Bruce’s body clicks when moved/manipulated at the tender age of 42

Olympic athlete level physiques

rotator cuff injuries across the whole family

scars that are definitely from bullets and/or acid splashes

old signs of what looks like torture (Bruce)

Dick’s entire left arm is basically screws and plates (he “fell really bad” once)

every single family member takes deep tissue massage with max pressure with 0 complaints

calluses

no really, the weirdest fucking calluses

[gothamite-rambler]

"Weird Questions from a Weird City: Batfamily Edition

Duke Thomas: What’s your biggest fear?

Jason Todd: That I’ll never be good enough for anyone.

Tim Drake: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.

Dick Grayson: Vampires.

Jason Todd: ...

Tim Drake: ...

Dick Grayson: I got turned into one once and nearly killed peoples. It's a bloodlust, you never know when you'll be fully quenched and every non-vampire is a succulent vessel... But I'm not a vampire anymore and that is in my past.

Dick eats his apple after that.

*silence*

Duke Thomas: Holy crap stick, Batman.

Tim: Can I change my option to Dick Grayson?

Jason: Same.

[lokorum]

jon needs a door and i need a fucking break from this weather uhhh

music from the..floor?? ♪┏(・o･)┛♪

[arkred]

Ohhhhh the angst.

Gift piece for @llisona! I love the idea that Jason didn't get those scars from an autopsy, but rather, somewhere else

[stemmmm]

the scene people keep screaming about from chapter 5 of theseus' guide

[valtsv]

my main advice for writing an enemies to lovers relationship is to resist the urge to make the characters' loathing and attraction mutually exclusive opposing forces. it's okay if they're getting weirdly into it and having Thoughts whilst also sincerely wanting to kill each other with hammers.