#where is my wife.
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Rolling all over the floor licking the walls chewing on my fingers scraping at my door pulling out my hair rocking in a ball screaming and crying and throwing up shaking bouncing off the walls dying
#xmen 97#so many spoilers in these tags#WHERE IS MY WIFEEEEE#MY FUCKING WIFE#wolverine#(im talking about wolverine)#also#my baby girl has come home....#SPIDER-MAN#and#DAREDEVIL#I finished the show#cliffhanger kicked me in the nuts and killed my family#I need. more.. neow......#my head hurts#where is my wife.#where is morph#I love morph btw#morph#I loved him in the 90s version and I love them in this version#I got excited when I saw the kid in the daredevil costume in the 90s cartoon#so imagine how fucking insane I went when I saw the 5 second clip of him actually there#my baby girls all in one show#also gambit... my beloved.... gambit...#xmen#will not be able to sleep now because of this shit#I will probably sit in my room and go insane#perhaps read more comics#or watch wolverine and the xmen#the sickness
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that half-blank, half-apocalyptic look
"i can b ur angle or yuor devil" etc etc "get a man who can do both" etc etc
obsessed with this vamp i think he should get to do whatever he wants forever
#my art#interview with the vampire#iwtv#amc iwtv#armand#armand iwtv#scopophobia cw#in s1 the look on 'rashid''s face when daniel asks where hes from is so carefully and calculatedly innocent i like it a lot#then ofc in 2x05 the actor for armand enters what is medically referred to as sicko mode#whats his name actually hold on#assad zaman#goood stuff#what can i say this show is candy for my brain#v funny how armand was literally Just A Guy in the first season but season 2..... holy fuck#i want 100 more episodes of this freak#yes he did all that and i stand with my cancelled wife
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theres gonna be more adventure time content what if i puked blood on pendleton's front porch
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if any one of you missed me it's because i've been playing hades game nonstop since a month ago and there have been shown no signs of stopping as of yet i love my silly boys
#i've finished hades the game and my brother gifted me hades II early access and i miss zagreus where is he#i can only hope Than is in II because i HAVE HIS SCYTHE I NEED MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#ALSO where was it mentioned that thanatos had long hair???????????? i need to know if it's a dialogue i need to unlock bc I HAVE NOT SEEN I#i've finished the game but it has not been mentioned even once what did i do wrong#hades#hades game#my art#fanart#zagreus#thanatos#tried out coloring this way and it's been pretty fun so far
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husband - professor!simon riley x professor!reader
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Every now and then, Simon gets a student who doesn’t seem to get it past their skull that he’s happily married and not looking for a side chick or mistress.
He can usually tell in the first handful of classes, brow raised as they ask him to visit office hours, shirt peeking a little too low, smile a little too uncanny for his taste. He finds that typically as long as he plays uninterested and talk more about his wife, most of them learn to back down.
Now, occasionally, he gets a student who just doesn’t back down.
In those cases, he entertains the office hours, forcing you to stay back and lounge on the couch when they visit, extra affectionate with you when they walk in, ring on his finger extra polished and your matching one visible when you work.
You find it hilarious when you reach for his tea, lips around his straw as you continue to work on your research, drinking up the way his student’s eye twitches at his blatant displays of affection. You’re his “beloved” when the student walks in, and his “one and only” when they’re almost out of hearing range. You get a kiss when you walk him to class, and you peek into his class so much more to drop off drinks as long as the student doesn’t back down.
He refuses to hold an office hour with the student if you’re not available to hang around. He’d much rather be called a shitty professor than a shitty husband.
He can find another job. Not another you.
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#AUGHHHHHHHH SIMON I LOVE MY WIFE RILEY WHY ARENT YOU REAL#☾.professor ghost#☾.blurbs#simon riley x reader#Also where r u all coming from why am I getting so many notes hello?? Hi???
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The Dread Wolf's Heart...
"Where I am going is terrible"
"It won't be terrible if you're with me"
#solavellan#solas#dragon age#pulling for this solavellan reunion where the moment she touches him it's over. he crumbles.#solavellan fluff fridays#yeah we're bringing that tag back#anyways#he's tired and she's gentle#me when i create my lavellan and then she finally shows up to interact w solas: THATS HIS WIFE! HIS WIFE!!!#reilora lavellan woman that you are.....#pina art
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he cant stop
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#my art#roronoa zoro#monkey d. luffy#black leg sanji#zosan#you know that one post someone made where its like ~straight guys after one beer 'i cant wait to ahve a wife'~ then#straight guys after two bears 'PLEASE let me get you pregnant'#i think about it every day#wtfforged i owe you my life for that one
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#kodasea#own art#2022 art#digital artwork#procreate art#art#artists on tumblr#sequential art#comic art#goretober 2022#cold case crew#own character#cold case detective#lawrence#phantom#felicia#Art goal for 2025 is to finish out a Goretober for real#This one might be my personal favorite pieces of all time#I love how the orange-red illuminates everything#Also this is heavily inspired by a scene in Frankenstein (the book)#That part where he dreams of his wife and nothing is wrong at all yup yup#cw body horror#cw trypophobia#Also happens to be a decently popular pinterest post
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tried to remember how to draw etho while the computer was on instead of doing important stuff ™
who lost their anime boy and where is my silly canadian...
#no but fr where is he. he hasn't uploaded for a month and i haven't watched any hc in that time to see him elsewhere....#i miss my wife tails........#ethoslab#my art#sketch#hermitcraft
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Homer!Odysseus and Epic!Odysseus would try to kill each other if they ever met
#Homer!Odysseus: you sacrificed your men to save yourself? Detestable coward! How I wish I was never born if it would ensure you had not the#Epic!Odysseus: you’d understand if you *loved your wife.* But I guess a guy who stayed with Circe for a year wouldn’t know that!#H!Odysseus: do not speak of things you know nothing about! I long for my return to sweet Penelope but I have a duty to my men#E!Odysseus: A YEAR. A WHOLE YEAR. I WOULD KILL ANYTHING AND ANYONE TO GET A HOME A YEAR FASTER#H!Odysseus: that was clear when you served Scylla six men like they were cattle!#E!Odysseus: it was them or me! And don’t keep talking about my friends like you did any better. you’ll go home alone too#H!Odysseus: they doomed themselves when they ate Hyperion’s golden cattle. I am not responsible for their suffering. But you could have ens#H!Odysseus: Now Eurylochus’s body lies at the bottom of the sea where there can be no burial and no honour#E!Odysseus: AND I’LL GO HOME TO MY WIFE. MY BEAUTIFUL PERFECT LOVELY LOYAL WIFE WHO’S BEEN WAITING FOR ME FOR TWENTY YEARS.#E!Odysseus: and when I go home and she asks if I came back as fast as I could I’ll be able to answer honestly#H!Odysseus: WE HAD BEEN THROUGH MANY TRIALS. THE MEN NEEDED TO REST#E!Odysseus: FOR A YEAR???? DID THEY NEED TO REST FOR A YEAR??? AND DID THEY NEED THAT REST RIGHT AFTER A MONTH’S LONG REST WITH AEOLUS??? S#H!Odysseus: IF YOU WISHED FOR ITHACA SO DESPERATELY WHY DIDN’T YOU OBEY PALLAS ATHENA AND KILL THE CYCLOPS#E!Odysseus: *drawing sword* I WAS HAVING A ROUGH DAY#Epic the musical#Epic odysseus#The odyssey#odysseus#Homer#Greek mythology#Jorge rivera-herrans#nuclear war speaks
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i finished resolve and i love it sm ;-; i'm planning to go through and redraw some of my favorite moments, so i'll probably be posting these in batches. stay tuned
edit: next batch ; also adventures
i can't believe we got crossdressing in an ace attorney game. i love that the entire court keeps talking about how handsome ryuutaro is
what would we do without susato.
#i have a whole checklist we'll see how much i actually get through#me going into resolve: man i hope we get more bvk interactions given that last conversation#AND RESOLVE DELIVERED HOLY SHIT#sart#the great ace attorney#tgaa#dgs#naruhodou ryuunosuke#soseki natsume#mikotoba susato#hosonaga satoru#membami rei#im excited to draw van zieks again MY WIFE#whose xenophobia we conquered through stubborn integrity and a dogged pursuit of the truth and also general nosiness#also i gotta say its great playing a game where it feels like half the characters are in love with you#also i thought chuunosuke was a fan invention BUT NO CANON PLUSH DESIGNS SOOOO CUTE#anyway finally finished all the ace attorney games and now im adrift
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i'm pretty sure the moment i truly fell in love with lassiter as a character was when he casually and effortlessly talked himself into the potentiality of shooting a cat. during a conversation with his boss. after she'd called him into her office specifically because he discharges his firearm too often. "i would probably just fire a warning shot to make my point. it's really a field decision, i can't commit to it at this juncture" babygirl disrespectfully and lovingly what the actual fuck is wrong with you.
#''chief i would never shoot a cat.'' two unprompted sentences later: ^^^#i'm 100% sure that the moment i realized i was becoming autistic ab him was that episode where he learns his softspoken vampire wife#is preggers and he has a complete reversal of behavioral polarity and becomes the cowardly pathetic soppy mess i always knew he could be#psych#carlton lassiter#running my mouth
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So please pay attention, attention!
#Barb they could never make me hate you#please appreciate my wife guys#this is def my fav saf fanart Iv done so far#fun fact: this artwork was inspired by weapon posters!#I have a bunch up on my wall- hence where the idea came from#anyway I noticed a lack of Barb fanart and realised that the void needed to be filled#somebody’s gotta do it 😔 so it might as well be me 😔#I usually do a very smooth rendered style so doing a more texture heavy piece was really fun!#barb larvernor#spies are forever#spies are forever fanart#saf#saf fanart#tin can bros#tin can bros fanart#tin can brothers#tcb#tcb spies are forever#tcb fanart#fanart#my art
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where is my wife
Amazon review on this Morrow edition of "Good Omens" by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett I found this morning that left me laughing in tears right from the title.
... Actually, in hindsight, having seen the ineffable divorce™️ of Season 2, the fact that the only thing left on the cover is his glass of wine makes me so sad. It's like Crowley, having now been through all that, has left his glass of wine in the bookshop and is refusing to come back since Aziraphale is gone. Muriel doesn't really want to touch what Crowley left in the hopes he will be back soon and maybe still want his glass of "whine", whatever that is. He seemed sad last time they saw him, so that's probably what they meant by "whine".
.... Wait a minute though, did Aziraphale write this review?!? "WHERE IS MY WIFE?" ?!?!?
Okay it's time to tag him, this has gone off the rails and so have I. @neil-gaiman please explain. Thank you. (Love your work, actually. But also... What is going on here.)
Update, not even 10 hours after I originally posted this: Neil himself liked the post. I'm freaking out a normal amount about it.
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PS: here's a lil thank you post for all the notes I'm getting, holy hell!!!
#WHERE IS MY WIFE#good omens#good omens 2#neil gaiman#terry pratchett#crowley#crowley is my wife#he left his wine of the table#aziraphale#aziracrow#crowley x aziraphale#aziraphale x crowley#on the table in the damn bookshop#aziraphale stop writing amazon book reviews and go see your wife for yourself in person
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between lewis downplaying their whole relationship on international tv & his sleep paralysis demon winning his fourth wdc, has anyone checked up on nico rosberg yet?
#i saw one pic of hin before the race & that was it#where is my WIFE?#f1#formula one#formula 1#nico rosberg#lewis hamilton#brocedes#max verstappen#las vegas gp 2024
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