#where did this come from??

[pumpkinpuffgirls]

I got this in my inbox and what??

I hope this is a troll because the person I crossed off does NOT own the Rowdyruff boys?

Also how??? Am I a misandrist???????

[floef-likes-minecraft]

I was considering quiting my job and then MCC announced a partnership with Creo Cards and now I can't

[squidsquadlove]

The thing about Jack is: he's always been there. He's been a part of Connor's story since the draft, and will be a part of Connor's story for the rest of their careers. Maybe after, Connor thinks, on the days he catches himself lingering on posts about Jack while he's swiping through Instagram, maybe always.

Jack's hand touching his in the line felt hotter than the rest; Connor skated through the rest of the line, giving out the same good game acknowledgment to everyone, mouth on autopilot, legs pushing him down the ice one last time, making the same journey down another tunnel that he keeps making again, and again, and again.

He looks down at his hand in the shower, as if there's anything to see. As if there's a mark, or a brand; as if it's any different from last year, when the Oilers lost in four and he took in the thanks, man from MacKinnon and it wasn't like this, wasn't eating him alive and searing his skin.

He should just go home and sleep, but the heat of Jack's touch is still there, still lancing up his arm, and he lets it make stupid decisions for him, lets it send a few texts that no one will ignore because he's him, he's Connor McDavid, and now he knows where to go and what to do to either cool off the burn on his palm or let it turn him into ash.

That part's not up to him. Truly not up to him, not something he can know in advance or plan for. He just has to put one foot in front of the other, until he's standing in front of a hotel room door, knocking, listening for footsteps and hearing the heavy iron clack of the lever turning and the door swinging open and--

Jack.

He doesn't look surprised, but he doesn't say hello, either. He stands there for a moment, and then steps back, holding the door open.

Connor takes a deep breath and walks inside.

[blur0se]

Lays down and suddenly has the anxiety levels of someone being hunted for sport

[fabuloustrash05]

One thing I question to this day is how Newtralizer was able to clean himself. Plus I wonder if he is still able to consume water. Plus Idk if other types of liquids can affect him as well.

Are you implying that Newtrailzer “cleans himself” like a cat??

[rizzmin]

What is this guy trying to do 😭

[vspin]

Why is it so cold today? 🥶

[ilyuu-archive]

hi!!

you’re really cool :]

just thought i’d tell you

-🌙

[sarcophagid]

i want to suck mochi boobs

alright. thanks for sharing.

[omicronsurvivor]

How's the pancake man doing?

When did this ping show up?

Depth Charge tilted his head, "the drones got into red kelp again."

They were a wee bit crazy right now.

[whitefireprincess]

[captainsaltypear]

IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR

[theumbrellasarerevolting]

girl What?

"having sex with your friends is basically incest" is a take of all time

[atalana]

but seriously i do find it so funny that ford was like OH GOD MY PRECIOUS REPUTATION after bill possessed him around other people for all of one night

and then he gets back to this dimension after thirty years and this is now the photo the press associates with his name

[ivytwines]

ive turned a corner unexpectedly. I really wanna read destiel mpreg now

[bunnieswithknives]

As much as I love angst I think it would be funny if he just didnt give af