#anyway good morning!

[impishtubist]

Tonks and Remus getting absolutely plastered one night after Sirius dies and Tonks morphing into Sirius’ looks just so she can get laid by Remus like she’s been wanting forever.

I know it’s awful but I need your opinion

I mean, this is definitely canon. It's the only way that explains why Remus would have slept with a woman when he's gay 😂 Tonks wanted to get laid and Remus was missing Sirius and they were both extremely drunk. Of course she morphed into Sirius! Of course they slept together! Of course it accidentally resulted in Teddy! (Hogwarts has terrible sex ed.) And then of course Remus panicked, married her, panicked again, ran away, ran back, and then ran away again from his newborn son and the wife he didn't want straight into battle where he died, the end.

(Alternatively, like Lynx said, we never actually see either of them pregnant in canon, so it's also possible that Tonks-as-Sirius knocked Remus up and that's why he tried to run away with Harry and company lmao.)

[skxrbrand]

👀 muses as dog breeds you say?

I don't really have to say whose who do I?

[squidsquadlove]

The thing about Jack is: he's always been there. He's been a part of Connor's story since the draft, and will be a part of Connor's story for the rest of their careers. Maybe after, Connor thinks, on the days he catches himself lingering on posts about Jack while he's swiping through Instagram, maybe always.

Jack's hand touching his in the line felt hotter than the rest; Connor skated through the rest of the line, giving out the same good game acknowledgment to everyone, mouth on autopilot, legs pushing him down the ice one last time, making the same journey down another tunnel that he keeps making again, and again, and again.

He looks down at his hand in the shower, as if there's anything to see. As if there's a mark, or a brand; as if it's any different from last year, when the Oilers lost in four and he took in the thanks, man from MacKinnon and it wasn't like this, wasn't eating him alive and searing his skin.

He should just go home and sleep, but the heat of Jack's touch is still there, still lancing up his arm, and he lets it make stupid decisions for him, lets it send a few texts that no one will ignore because he's him, he's Connor McDavid, and now he knows where to go and what to do to either cool off the burn on his palm or let it turn him into ash.

That part's not up to him. Truly not up to him, not something he can know in advance or plan for. He just has to put one foot in front of the other, until he's standing in front of a hotel room door, knocking, listening for footsteps and hearing the heavy iron clack of the lever turning and the door swinging open and--

Jack.

He doesn't look surprised, but he doesn't say hello, either. He stands there for a moment, and then steps back, holding the door open.

Connor takes a deep breath and walks inside.

[k3yreviewer25]

one must imagine sisyphus working with complete fucking morons day after day after day after day

[vessuna]

and when they get megumi back but he's barely alive and yuji learns reverse cursed technique? (maximum delulu)

[xaallo]

What if Margaven barbels could do the thing snail eyes do when you touch them?

[cryoexorcist]

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[gloryseized]

ooc;; pspsps @ my kh moots. I love the franchise so much and I want to write with you lovely people but my head is v empty rn

[skxrbrand]

Sudden desire to give this guy a tufted tail like a lion or a unicorn perhaps...

[theoldaeroplane]

worried that thing you put in your art or writing or game or music is too self-indulgent, too self-referential, too niche for anyone but yourself? fear not! you can do whatever you want forever. and you should.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

[right to left]

STILL thinking about drunk chess actually

stupid as hell bonus:

[prismatic-starstuff]

...why do I never just say 'good morning,' why is it always something horny or sad AMZMAMXMAZM

[hinamie]

i don't normally participate in these redraw challenges but it's megumi so i'll make an exception

[fisherrprince]

dummy trio let’s go ‼️‼️

[blood-and-breath]

[salamispots]

dream from several days ago