#where da homies at help me out

[v-anrouge]

Do you have a particular favorite Brazilian dish or recommendation for someone who's never had Brazilian food? Finally have some time to cook for myself and want to expand my pallet (bonus points if spicy food)

ok i must make you aware u asked the worst brazilian for this because i rarely go out so my experience with brazilian food is the food I used to eat when i used to go out 🙏🙏 brazilian friends im sorry for being such a bad rep

my fav food is a brazilian dish called empada (ou empadinha) ive seen a few gringos describe it as similar to a chicken pot pie but i can't really confirm or deny that now if we're talking like brazilian food that we have for lunch and dinner there's obv the classics like feijoada (esp if u choose to make the feijoada combo which includes churrasco, farofa and vinagrete) there's another classic the estrogonofe, churrasco by itself is good but like eating it with other things is way way better, there's also multiple ways to make rice in brazil for an example the baião de dois, arroz carreteiro, etc if you'd like to pair it up with something that isn't just white rice. my grandma used to make something that i absolutely loved it was frango com quiabo (chicken with okra) it was so good seriously I miss it 😿

the classic cuscuz if ur looking for foods that we eat as breakfast or during the afternoon lunch (café da tarde) there's also tapioca, bolo de fubá, pão de queijo, carrot cake with brigadeiro, corn cake, there's also like something it's a bit like a cinnamon roll i guess? but instead of cinnamon it's topped with condensed milk and coconut and it's absolutely delicious i forgot the name though 😭 there's also sonho which i really like though that's more something you'd buy at a bakery than make at home ig

FOR SPICY FOOD surprisingly , brazil isn't a country that eats super spicy food, our food is well seasoned but like not a lot of ppl eat super spicy food, obvi, there's certain regions of Brazil where this changes and spicy food is very very common however i am from são paulo, so we don't have that here💀💀 the most i can think of is acarajé (which is delicious I super recommend) but unfortunately to find more spicy brazilian food you'll have to ask a person from the southeast <\3 ERM this is really long and im starting to wonder if it's actually any help at all help me but here's a list of 100 brazilian dishes homie<\3

[moonlight-writes0]

nekoma as things my friends have said (but its mostly yaku and kuroo cause they’re my favorites)

kuroo: guys i said mr miyagi is the ideal man and kenma blocked me

yaku: genuinely what is wrong with you

kuroo: you’d kill an innocent fish if it was ugly?

yaku: is that even a question? yes

kuroo: ok but what if one of our teammates was an ugly fish, what then

yaku: depends on who it is

kuroo: lev

yaku: he’s gone in 0.2 seconds

kenma: imagine being on the verge of collapsing and coach nekomama says one lap of diving drills. that is my reality

fukunaga: sorry neko-what

kuroo: Now no one can turn my honey badger into a honey ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) badger without getting caught

yaku: girl what

kuroo: it’ll be tough to beat fukurodani. but where there’s a will there’s a will. and you can bet your ass theres a will.

lev, helping shibayama prepare for a test: whatever you do, make sure you choose the right answers and not the wrong ones. hope this helps ( ＾∀＾)

lev: here are my stats

stamina: 0

intelligence: 3

strength: 17

competence: 0

charisma: 25

this is out of 5 btw, i’m just built different

inuoka: this goes hard, may i screenshot?

kenma: if you give me $10

kuroo: bro just recreated nfts

kai: wait what if we had limited edition nfts of everyone on the team like trading cards

kuroo: everyone at the function losing their shit when i pull out my rare limited edition 1992 rizzlord kenma card

kuroo: If you woke up in the middle of the night with kai looming over at you staring into your soul, wouldn't you feel a sense of calm and security?

yaku: no

kuroo: damn just me then

kuroo: wait how long do you think it’ll take for everyone on the team to injure their ankle somehow

yaku: not long if i have anything to do with it

kuroo: tbh marrying mr miyagi would make me a happy woman

kai: ???

kenma: caught in 4k

kuroo: not unsending i said what i said

fukunaga: i think a fish could make me laugh but god forbid i kiss those fishy lips

inuoka: im homies with everyone on the team. imagine not texting coach nekomata good night every night. embarrassing

kuroo: me when the bear gang shows up: ohhhh no its the bear gang. we better hide in this super sturdy tent. but what we don’t realize is da bear gang can use zippers

yaku: stop biking *bowling **bullying

kuroo: me never biking or bowling again because yaku-paisen said so (´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)

[icharchivist]

Wdym the majority of the squad gets mad at you if you try to help someone in DA???

well you see sometimes people ask you help for things that aren't really cash money,

But in this specific scenario it's because it's Merrill's quest. DA2 is rough because most of the companions don't really like each other, and Merrill is a blood mage, something that's frowned upon in Thedas in general, especially by the majority of companions.

Now don't get me wrong i think Merrill is using Blood Magic responsibly, with a lot of morals and is probably the one user who knows when to stop, more than anything else, it's a tool for her that she knows how to handle without excess, but Blood Magic is often defined by the fact mages don't stop using it and usually go too far, and when they do it becomes catastrophic on multiple levels.

In da2, the companions reflect that. Fenris was tortured by a blood mage and saw the worst of this magic unleashed, so he hates it. Anders has been raised under the Chantry about the risks of blood magic, as it is considered a death sentence there, and he is... in a tricky situation because he's in a situation close to Blood Magic, and he tries even harder to distance himself from the stigma of Blood Magic bc of that. Aveline and Sebastian both are devoted Andrastian so they really reject the whole thing as the religion demands.

Meanwhile Isabela and Varric both are the true homies who don't really care. They're mostly here for fun and they know what it's like to fuck up and they don't hold it against other people (unlike the rest of the squad).

Merrill's character quest have her use blood magic and listening to a demon in order to learn how to clean an Eluvian (a magical mirror) from the Blight (a sort of magical plague). in act 2, to get an item to help, you have to clean a cave from a monster that have been killing Merrill's people, but getting there, one of Merrill's clansmate gets scared of Merrill for being a blood mage and runs away to his death. When Merrill cries out "how could he be more scared of me than the monster?", the anti-blood magic squad dunks on her, saying it's all her fault, that she has it coming. While Isabela and Varric can clearly see the tragedy of the situation and decide to support Merrill without taboo over her actions.

So if you call Merrill a monster the anti blood mage squad will approve, but they will disapprove if you try to cheer her up.

So it's a specific situation in general.

But also like. for any game, you can't expect your companions to be indications of your morals. (except Cole in DAI but he's a special case. And i still take some disapproval hit with him.). Some characters are defined by their trauma, or by their unwillingness to help. in DAO there's also quests where you can lose a lot of approval from Sten/Morrigan/Zevran by helping people, mostly because they see it as a waste of time, or because people put themselves into this mess so you shouldn't be getting them out of this mess. (s/o to Morrigan disapproving when you solve a couple quarrel by having them get back together, to which Morrigan replies "does anyone else want to vomit? no? just me?")

and sometimes you'll just run into people you shouldn't be helping anyway. it's not the case here bc Merrill <3, but there's quests were cultists or slavers ask for your help in the game as well. Hell you can sold Fenris back into slavery to help one of the slavers you meet in da2. you can't exactly expect your squad to be okay with you "helping" in those circumstances ahah

So yeah <3 DA is about taking into account how your companions are going to react and build teams accordingly bc else you're fucked.

[nameofallteams]

345 Witty & Clever Trivia Team Names to Outsmart the Competition

Coming up with a clever trivia team name can be half the fun of game night! Whether you're competing at your local bar, a pub trivia night, or just a casual trivia session with friends, a witty team name can give you that extra boost of confidence and charm. Here’s a massive list of 345 clever and witty trivia team names to help your squad stand out and outsmart the competition! Pop Culture-Inspired Trivia Team Names Pop culture references are always a hit at trivia nights. These team names are perfect for fans of TV shows, movies, and music: - Quiztina Aguilera - The Quizzard of Oz - Let’s Get Quizzical - Trivia Newton John - Quiz Khalifa - Beyonce Know-Alls - The Big Fact Theory - Quizzly Bears - The Smarty Pints - Tequila Mockingbird - The Trivia-nators - Game of Phones - I Am Smartacus - Sherlock Homies - Quiz Me Baby One More Time - The Fellowship of the Quiz - Stranger Quizzes - Cunning Linguists - Snoop Doggy Knowledge - The A-Team Literary & Book-Themed Trivia Team Names If your group loves books, literature, and wordplay, these literary trivia team names are just what you need: - The Bookworms - The Great GatsQuiz - The Catcher in the Quiz - War and Quiz - Pride and Prejudice and Answers - Lord of the Answers - The Quiz of Monte Cristo - The Da Vinci Coders - A Tale of Two Quizzers - The Hitchhiker’s Guide to Trivia - Quizdom Come - Moby Quiz - Quizzy Stardust - The Know-It-Alls - Sherlock's Last Answer - Fahrenheit 451 IQ - Quizbeth Bennet - The Trivia Time Travelers - Of Mice and Knowledge - Quizian Grey Geography & History-Themed Trivia Team Names For trivia teams who love geography, history, and all things related to the world’s past, these names are right up your alley: - The United States of Quizmerica - Victorious Secret - Alexander the Great Minds - Napoleon Brain-aparte - The Know-It-All Napoleons - The Time Traveling Trivia Buffs - The Roman Brain-pire - The Renaissance Men - Geographically Challenged - Who, What, When, Where, Win - Atlas Shrugged Off Wrong Answers - Historically Incorrect - Magellan’s Map Mistakes - The Worldly Wisecracks - The Triviators of History - Brainy Explorers - Maps and Mishaps - Trivia Crusaders - The Know-It-All Empire - Quiztorical Society Punny Trivia Team Names Puns are always a go-to for trivia team names. These punny names will give you that perfect balance of humor and wit: - Know It Ales - Smartinis - Quiz in My Pants - E=MC Hammer - You’re a Quizzard, Harry! - Risky Quizness - Agatha Quiztie - Menace to Sobriety - Quizzie McGuire - The Trivia Pursuits - Quiz and Shout - It’s Trivial, Karen! - The Quizzards of Waverly Place - Let’s Get Ready to Fumble - Beer Pressure - I Wish This Was Beer Pong - Red Hot Trivia Peppers - Eggheads and Scrambled Brains - Smarter than the Average Bear - Trivially Challenged Movie-Themed Trivia Team Names For movie buffs, these trivia team names inspired by famous films are sure to be a hit: - The Fellowship of the Quiz - Raiders of the Lost Answers - Gone with the Win - Jurassic Facts - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusaders - The Trivia Strikes Back - Casablanca Knowledge - Quizbusters - The Avengers of Trivia - Trivia Trek - Inception: The Quiz Within a Quiz - Star Warts - The Quizshank Redemption - Guardians of the Galaxy Brains - Kill Bill's Quiz Team - Forrest Answered - The Quiz Matrix - Jaws of Victory - The Quiz Awakens - The Dark Knight Wins Food & Drink-Themed Trivia Team Names For teams who love food and drink, these clever food-inspired trivia names are a treat: - Quiche Your Brain - Tequila Mockingbird - Beer Pressure - Nacho Average Quiz Team - Whiskeypedia - Let’s Get Ready to Crumble - Smarty Pints - Quizzed and Confused - Poutine on the Ritz - Macaroni and Quiz - Drinkers with a Trivia Problem - Pints of Knowledge - Wine Not? - Hungry Hungry Fact-o-saurs - Cereal Quizness - The Quizine Experts - Burger Queens - Fork You, We’re Right! - Taco ‘Bout Smart - The Nacho Know-It-Alls Music-Themed Trivia Team Names If music is your thing, these trivia names will hit the right note at your next quiz: - Quiztallica - The Rolling Brains - Bohemian Trivia-sody - Smells Like Team Spirit - Fleetwood Trivia - Stairway to Trivia - The Sound of Silence (after a wrong answer) - Quiz Jovi - The Answer Is Blowing in the Wind - Don’t Stop Quiz-lievin’ - The Trivia Stones - The Quiz Fighters - Sweet Trivia o’ Mine - The Beatles of Knowledge - Trivia and the Jets - Born to Run...This Quiz - The Trivia Temptations - Brainy Spears - We Will Quiz You - A Whole Lotta Knowledge Nerdy & Science-Themed Trivia Team Names If your team is filled with science lovers and trivia nerds, these brainy trivia names will suit you perfectly: - The Periodic Table Dancers - Nerd Immunity - Quarks & Recreation - The Quantum Quizzers - The Pythagorean Theorists - E=MC Awesome - Schrödinger's Cats...and Dogs - The Big Quiz Theory - The Geek Squad - Knowledge is Power Rangers - Ctrl + Alt + Win - Science Is the Answer - The Einstein Monsters - Nerds of Knowledge - Quizzy Rascals - I Can Haz Trivia? - The Know-it-nerds - The Trivia Astronomers - Radioactive Brainwaves - The Cosmic Quizzers TV Show-Inspired Trivia Team Names These trivia team names inspired by TV shows will have you binge-winning every trivia round: - How I Met Your Knowledge - The Office Know-It-Alls - Breaking Brains - Friends with Knowledge - Stranger Blings - Parks and Recollection - Arrested Knowledge - The Quiz Is Right - Game of Trivia - Better Call Knowledge - Jeopardy Rejects - The Quizzing Dead - Facts of Thrones - Quizy's Anatomy - I Know What You Did Last Trivia Night - Mad Quiz Men - The Fresh Prince of Brain-Air - Who Wants to Be a Quiz-illionaire? - The Trivia Masters - Brain of Thrones Clever & Witty Trivia Team Names If your team is all about clever wordplay and showing off your wit, these names will help you shine: - Smarty Pints - Quiz-tential Knowledge - Quizlamic State - The Know-It-All-Stars - The Smarty Pants - Quiz Pro Quo - Fact Hunt - We Drink and We Know Things - Sharp Minds, Sharper Answers - Risky Quizness - Trivia Troopers - The Mental Block Party - Quizlamic Jihad - The Mind Benders - Quizzards of Waverly Place - Too Legit to Quiz - Trivial Pursuers - Thinkers and Drinkers - The Quizzas - Brainy and the Quiz Random & Miscellaneous Trivia Team Names For teams that like to be totally unpredictable, here are some random and hilarious trivia team names: - The Quizzstakers - The Smarty Pints - Trivial Haters - Bright Sparks - Trivia Newton-John - Punderful Brains - Quiztopher Columbus - The Answer Guys - The Quizcals - Fact or Fiction Addicts - Two Truths and a Quiz - No Idea at All - Quiztronauts - Questioning Everything - WikiLeakers - Triviaholics Anonymous - Full of Questions - The Factonators - I Thought This Was Speed Dating - Quizzically Challenged - The Unsinkable Quiz Team - Pants on Fire (because we're so fast with answers) - The Brainiacs - The Quizmaster’s Apprentices - Forever Young (at heart, not in trivia) - The Uneducated Guessers - We Know Everything…or Do We? - The Broken Pencils (because we’re pointless) - Google It Later - Purely Guessing - Trivia Sharks - Mind Over Matter - Wise Quackers - Quizness Time - Take a Hint - We’re All a Little Trivial - The Quizfits - Fact Machines - The Guessperts Movie Buff Trivia Team Names For film lovers, these movie-themed trivia team names are cinematic gold and perfect for any quiz night with a focus on films: - Cinema Trivia Club - The Quizfather - The Movie Buffs - Factbusters - The Reel Deal - Jurassic Quiz - Reel Genius - Quizzin’ Impossible - The Trivia Supremacy - Lights, Camera, Quiz! - Raiders of the Lost Answers - Mission Quizzable - Silence of the Answers - Trivia Goes to Hollywood - Trivia Rhapsody - The Quiz Before Time - Avengers of Trivia - Quizbusters - Reel Knowledge - The Quiz-tians of the Galaxy TV Show-Themed Trivia Team Names TV enthusiasts can use these trivia team names inspired by iconic television shows to dazzle their competition: - The Quiz is Right - Arrested Development of Knowledge - Trivial Pursuit of Happiness - Friends With Answers - How I Met Your Trivia - The Quiz World Order - All in the Family Feud - Quizzin’ Anatomy - The Brainiacs of Waverly Place - Trivia Goes Wild - Factbusters - Quiz TV Dinners - The Answer Game - The Quizzing Dead - The Trivia Diaries - TV Addicts Anonymous - The Trivia is Out There - Better Quiz Saul - Golden Girls of Trivia - The Big Quiz Theory Work & Business-Themed Trivia Team Names If you’re competing in a corporate or office trivia event, these business-related trivia team names will bring some workplace humor to the quiz: - The Office Whiz Kids - Cubicle Champions - Executive Quiz-cision - Deadline Crushers - The Paper Pushers - Mission Accomplished - The Work in Progress - Brainstormers - The Meeting of the Minds - Out of Office (and into trivia) - The Busy Bees - The Corporate Crushers - The Workaholics - The Deadline Destroyers - Trivia Department - Casual Friday - All Work and All Play - Office Space Cadets - The After-Hours Think Tank - Synergy Seekers Science-Themed Trivia Team Names For the science-loving teams, these clever names will help you show off your smarts: - The Atomic Brains - Nerd Herd - The Quiz-otic Neurons - The Mad Scientists - Quantum Leapers - Schrödinger’s Quiz - Einstein’s Descendants - The Big Brain Theory - Chemists Who Crack - Brain Cells Gone Wild - Theory of Everything - The Neutron Stars - The Science Squad - Quizology - The Brain Waves - Physics Phanatics - The Quiz Lab - Quantum Quizzers - Trivia-saurus Rex - Chemical Attraction Sports-Themed Trivia Team Names Sports fans will love these trivia team names that capture the competitive spirit of the game: - The Dream Team - Fast & Curious - The Know-It-Balls - Trivia MVPs - Field of Answers - Touchdown for Knowledge - Trivia Titans - Goal Diggers - Home Run Heroes - Scoreboard Wizards - The Quizletes - The Fact-letes - The Brainstorming Ballers - Trivia Champions League - Quiz and Slam - The Ball Game Brainiacs - The Field Day Facts - Slam Dunk Trivia - Knowledge Strike Force - Answer All-Stars Pop Culture Trivia Team Names Pop culture references make for some of the best trivia team names. Here are some fun ones that’ll stand out at your next game night: - Pop Culture Whiz Kids - Stranger Facts - The Hollywood Quizzards - Guardians of the Trivia - Trivia and Chill - The Pop Culture Savants - Quiztastic Voyage - Cult Classic Know-It-Alls - The Flashbacks - The Know-It-Alls of Pop Culture - Quizzing Like a Pop Star - Binge-Watching Brainiacs - Netflix and Triv - Pop Stars of Trivia - The Screen Legends - Retro Revivalists - The Pop Quiz Kings - The 90s Nostalgics - Streaming Sensations - Trivia Time Machine Clever Trivia Team Names For those who like to show off their wit and intelligence, here are some clever trivia team names: - The Brainy Bunch - Smarty Pants - Sharp Minds - The Think Tank - Quiz Quackers - Mind Over Matter - The Answer Addicts - Trivia Tacticians - The Brain Trust - The Knowledge Ninjas - Wits and Giggles - Fact or Faction - Quiznado - The Quizzical Thinkers - The InQUIZition - The Cerebral Assassins - Brainiacs United - IQ Level: Expert - Quizzards of the Coast - The Genius Brigade Music-Inspired Trivia Team Names If you love music and trivia, these names will hit the right note: - Treble Makers - Quiz Jam - Symphony of Knowledge - The Sharp Notes - Quizzer’s Paradise - The Quiz Harmonics - Decibel Domination - Hit the High Notes - The Quizzical Chorus - Knowledge Beats - Rock and Quiz - Melodic Minds - The Beat Brains - Trivia Symphony - Harmonic Intelligence - Quiz Box Heroes - Music to Your Gears - The Quiz-cussions - High Note Heroes - The Melody Masters Miscellaneous Trivia Team Names For those who just want something fun and out of the box, here are some unique and quirky trivia team names: - Trivia Survivors - The Knowledge Knights - The Winning Minds - Curious Quizzers - Fact Seekers - Don’t Google It! - Trivialize This! - Mind Melders - The Answer Is... - Question Marks - The Brain Trust - Last Call for Trivia - Too Smart for Our Own Good - The Questionable Decisions - In Pursuit of Knowledge - The Guessperts - Final Answer - The Trivia Commandos - The Masterminds - The Quiz Blitz Conclusion There you have it—345 witty and clever trivia team names to help your squad outshine the competition. Whether you’re looking for something funny, brainy, or pop-culture inspired, this list has you covered. A great trivia team name can add an extra layer of excitement to your game night, and it just might give you that mental edge to win! Now, go pick the perfect name, gather your trivia experts, and get ready to dominate quiz night! Read the full article

[strider-rambles]

holy shit the first motherfucking ramble is an emo one this shit crayz

anyway. uhm. man. as a kin(?) <- dubious but thats how ill be referring to myself for now ive always like. had such a tough time finding not only canonmates, but just.. sourcemates. in general. that i vibe with. i think perhaps my vibes are occasionally mad atrocious, but it's also like. OTHER PEOPLE are half of the issue too you know

takes two to motherfuckin tango, and bro, i'm stepping on these bitches' feet like it's dance dance revolution and like as a dave kin specifically. one who like. was quite young when i got into the fandom however many years ago and, even if i didn't know the term kin back then, i kinda.. knew. or, maybe the fuckin chicken (me) came before the egg (the kin) or whatever but

whatever. it resulted in me being.. kind of in a kinshift for like 4 years during the most formative years of my life

cray-z right

doesn;t matter its just like. because it's been such a present thing through my life ive met.. so many individuals who are like. you know. other kins which is great and all, but like

i haven't found people that i've vibed with for homestuck. the majority of the people i know and interact with now are comfortably in my little kin circle or whatever, are sort of the closest thing that i have to canonmates

nothing for homestuck. well nothing beyond a dirk. but i got lucky with him and i KNOW i got lucky with him because i. we're both kind of outcasts in the community, in the sense that we're. neurotic striders, i guess.

but he's like. helped a lot with the whole feeling alone and being all emotionally constipated about it thing.

but that doesn't help with the other shit

the missing my friends shit, the approaching so many fucking people bein' all like yooo whats GOOD bros and being hit with vibes that clash with mine or WORSE. vibes that WORK WITH ME. but they already have their dave

so whats the point you know?

i'm not going to be THEIR DAVE.

i have so many diverging fucking timelines and like

im dave. im davesprite. im every goddamn iteration of this stupid fucking asshole and MORE.

and

i hate the idea of being the secondary one, i guess. which is funny because. gestures. but like

it's gotten to the point where im so DESPERATE to find people. so DESPERATE to find my bros and my homies and my gals that i like i promised myself i wouldn't do this but i'm actively going "hey i can be your secondary dave, haha" you know. all fucking pathetic and shit

but i just.

i MISS my friends. so bad. and i think part of my struggle is like this is an OLDASS FANDOM. at least in terms of the internet, and so its harder to find people who have those roles unfilled, because like it's already.. you know.

and so like.

i'm stuck here. rambling into the fucking VOID on tumblr because i'm too. fucking. i dont know late??

funny to be late as a time player but womp womp motherfucker, pull yourself up by your bootstraps and start damage control

but like

in all seriousness. i'm losing mad hope

ive gone from being like hey, yall need a dave? to hey, yall need a davesprite? to. radio motherfuckin silence.

and as a result i kinda yap at dirk too much, which totally makes me tweak the fuck out, like, dude. he has a life (albeit a totally like. chill one, that aint all that busy) and he doesnt have the time to like tend to you like youre a child with scarlet fever, and every last word that your whiny little vocal cords can muster could be like... you know. your last. like his ass is NOT writing your obituary

and so like i pull away kinda. and like. because of that pulling away i suddenly have this like. yapping desire that needs to be fulfilled but like i like having peer review. like it keeps it from being a massive fucking echo chamber of just misery and bullshit and like.

yeah

and so i.

i don't know, man. i made this blog for a reason.

i don't know if i thought it would help, or if it would like. help me connect to people, or what

what am i even doin here dawg

like theres just this existential feeling of DREAD here. doomed timeline type shit lmfaoooo i don't know though i

it could bring something good

or this could be something terrible for me

or it could be like journaling. which i used to do in physical books, because i liked doodling back then, but, ive lost that hobby, so like

this exists

but i only journaled when i didn't have friends

i have friends

i think

i just understand that those friends don't want to listen to me. frankly i wouldn't either, i mean like. read this shit again. would you really wanna sit down with your bro and hear this type of shit i don't know. this kinda turned into. something horrible haha

i'm better mentally than i was 4 years ago but whats the point when i be bitchin and moanin and whinin like this still

point is:

i miss my friends. i miss yapping (at) with them. i miss having friends in the first place. i miss feeling like i'm home, kin wise. the irony of the matter is im LOCKED OUT OF THE HOUSE. instead of uhh (checks notes) HOMESTUCK.

haha. im so funny. haha. yeah. uh. ramble over for now. i might pick this shit back up.

[xrskunkrx]

Yo’s & Ho’s galore! It’s the Santan Slayer Sled dashin’ red over the snowy blanket oh joy! Cuttin’ edge through fashion like Swiss cheese shooting Vatican out of U.S. !

Ok..

Gnarly, my dude. Almost forgot to fanboy Nintendo card game from the 1800s but I won’t. F it bro. They fkn boycotted it out of casino’s mfs. Wtf dude. Cmon man, fo real. Rig it all up like Fort Knox!?

W/e here it is.

After Korea, Anime!? You all just stop caring huh? You know they never fired a shot? If they didn’t, war would have kept goin’ on. Merica..

Moving on.

Ok I had this one in my portfolio, quick shill out. It’s coo, from your fav lesbos island bro! J/k

Ok..

Check this red mf out! You know it went straight red after the noise!? Whoa! Looks mad, nomad panda says you’re to blame. I just facilitate peace n’ sht. Can’t help it if I can fly, in my geno. Laws keep me from a lot so you’re fine until nearest fire tornado, sulfur rain storm.. I know, a lot firing, it’s called a corporate turn over rate. Kinda busted atm right now but I clean up piles at a time my dude. You be next episode they never get over…

Now we gives thanks to the Turkey the middle!?

W T F

You let them die!

Sick… bought aimless drills, over genocide!?

W T F

You killed Turkey.

Green eggs n’ Ham !?

W T F

Now they hostage anti regime side JaKo U.K. rian dumbo yongsan lard slurgants completely killing all humans. Why you all like this?

So, now we see ronin. Right hand gets burned up recently too!?

WTF

Hawaiian is gone but no one bats an eye!?

The hands, humanity let down by copy writing pedo star badazzling f…

Fury wild fiery elf shots, black man! Racist…

Kk, k where da feds at? Lulz they tried blaming COVID on me!!! Who am I?

Jonb, that’s me. You’ll never believe what complete disregard one has to go through once you see it through just one eye of mine homie. Yo a pile of child bones, yet finding them had everyone goes epidemics with outsourcing, imports oh & Walmarts off the chain. Equality!? You also killed mom n’ pops bro

Fo real w. T.. f…

Is the race over!? Na, but ya’ all on yo seconds. Eat it, you’re fryin’ beneath the ashes, gettin’ washed down. Check the label, dust it off. Poor ya down the world’s toilet bowl.

PS: whole wide world man made recipe. Ya folks go broke before you choke is a SYN you dug. Call me the gravedigger.

PPS: let me have your things, I need it. I live in a communist trash heap called Muskogee Oklahoma. I’m an American with no thin’ but a bunch of fiery twigs, AKA U.S. Gov slobs.

Oh! For warned they may kill ya, enslave ya or take ya grapes from ya. No joke homie. For what it’s worth, I give ya the grace of god. Figure that enough, you’re in for a surprise & theres something in there for ya if you know what I’m sayin’ bro I don’t fall, I leap. I can’t fear, I raise it out of no where. Exercising in a gym is for loosers ho ma yo to close, 6 feet or courts closed! Uhhhhh where every one go? First home buyers schism everyone that badly aye? Ddddddddd

….fin until then t(‘.’t)

[orangejuice707]

Gal, idk who this kim is or what he did but we hating, right? I need to know as I'm the homie in "me and all of my homies hate x " yknow?

(I haven't watched that show in years but bc of your reblogs i am basically watching it)

HELP YES .

I have got the best homies 😭💓love you frfr

Just wait a min (wakes up to find earphones entangled and glasses on the bed)

*opens tumblr*

So basically.

Idk how much u have watched the show but I hope that you watch it more and it will become more clearer as to why legit the WHOLE fandom is hating in him and this is his 4th major appearance ig

(first — dark cupid , second — Siren, third — party crasher , fourth — derision.)

So I am gonna be using mild spoilers here in brief words so u get a outline of structures of what happened in da show .

Season 1 was very tame compared to the season 5 (recent season)

Season 2 dived more into the side characters . And if you have watched Siren then it will feel very weird seeing Kim as a bully in s5 as the s5 episode was based in flashbacks

In season 3 we see him wielding a miraculous (funnily enough mari never gave it to him master fu did) .

And most people who have wielded miraculouses (like the real jewels) in the show (apart from moth bitch ofc) have atleast showed chances of redemption in season 2 and/or season 3 [Chloe] or were already good enough .

I think this led me to believe that Kim was the "funny side character" and that he didn't have much to contribute to the plot .

BUT OH BOY WAS I WRONG !

Season 4 was a bit darker than the rest bcoz *spoiler* *spoiler* and bcoz at the end of s4 Ladybug lost many precious shits [you will find out ]

Now the finale of s4 singlehandedly sent ladybug into depression (she was in s4 too but after the finale shit evolved )

Then starts s5 which is upto date the darkest season . Jubilation is a personal fav of mine bcoz of how dark it is and how it makes us aware of the fears AND dreams of ladybug and chatnoir .

Now in the ep Derision we see a glimpse of Mari's past where ofc we know she got bullied by Chloe and her sidekick Sabrina .

What we didn't expect was TO KIM TO BE THERE . Kim indeed insisted Chloe in her messed up schemes to bully Marinette bcoz he found it "fun" and wanted to "laugh" .(hence he got Akumatized as dark humor lol)

Now in s5 Adrien is v v aware of mari's feelings towards him and he likes her too !

So after he hears how Kim treated her in the past (esp mari acted very weird while walking to the pool with her almost bf . That's what made him become sus of her) he was ready to kill that bitch off .

But the flashback ngl moved me to tears and I was almost about to cry .

And not saying it whole ly justifies but atleast it justifies Mari's stalkerish behavior and her horrified reaction after seeing tikki (she called her a bug mouse) and etc.

11/10 episode but tbh this needed to be released earlier . Pretty fucking sure this episode cleared up most plot holes .

Fuck yeah ! Welcome to the Kim Hate Train bcoz his apology at the end of the episode sounded so not sincere . (Sadly enough people like him exist irl which is the saddest and the worst thing)

[c-a-u-d-e-x]

Hi. I'm Mrigaanka. I write.

Poems, dumb sentences, articles, the works.

I decided I want my work to have a home on the internet instead of just on my Google Drive.

Tumblr's been my home for the better part of two years now (@imaginatorically) and so I just had to make an account here.

Please check out my stuff: at best, you'll like it, and at worst, we'll lose our minds together.

All my links are in my bio.

Love,

M.

[ickymichi]

Denji having a crush on someone who ISNT makima and ISNT fucking crazy. Just a normal stupid person. Please.

TA- DA!!

warnings: fluff, denji being a qt <3

word count: 1k

<3 note: tyssm for this i luv u 🧎‍♀️🤲. psa me n all the homies hate makima‼️🗣 also anyone pls request denji i luv writing for my bby. reblogs are greatly appreciated <3

hotboyissei 2021

The ding of the bell on the door of the small café brought your head up from the countertop you here cleaning. Instantly you recognised the blonde head of hair bouncing towards you. “oh hello again denji! Would you like what you always have?”. For the past two weeks denji had been coming to the same café every afternoon he wasn’t busy to- well for two things really. 1) for the amazing coffee, teas and delicious desserts. And 2) for him to see you, one would say it was just a teenage crush, no denji was sure It was love, that he was the one for you. Ms. Makima couldn’t compare to the beauty you held, no she could never. And you were so kind to him, always sitting down beside him to chat about his and your lifestyles, until your annoying boss would come giving out about you slacking off. Yes, he was certain it was love between the two of you.

Which is why today was the day he’d ask you out on an actual date. It took a lot of courage and guidance from Aki but he was finally here standing infront of you. “oh umm actually I came to ask ya something.” Cocking your head to the side slightly you placed down the cleaning rag and made your way around the counter to stand in front of him. “oh? Well then okay! What is it?”. Wait, he didn’t actually think he’d get this far. ‘Think, think, think idiot, what did Aki tell you?’ he thought to himself trying to go back through his and Aki’s conversation before he left. Not realising how long he was standing there thinking you reached forward and softy tapped his shoulder. “denji? Is everything okay?”. Feeling your hand on his shoulder his flushed face shot up to look at yours. “huuh?! Oh yeah! Everythings fine. Pl-please come on a date with me!” he clenched his eyes shut after finishing his sentence, not wanting to see you laughing at his silly question. After not hearing your laughter he peeled open one eye and seen you looking at him with a soft smile on your face. “of course, i’d love to go on a date with you denji! i have the day off on Friday so how about then?”. He stood opposite you with wide eyes like he just saw a devil for the first time. He shook his head to get out of his daze and then nodded his head rapidly. “Fridays great! See you then (y/n) bye bye!”.

And with that he ran out the café door with a proud smile on his face going back home to shove it in Aki and powers face. “Awe yeah baby woohoo!” he shouted out and jumped up into the air, not realising you could still see him and laughed at the boy.

Friday came quicker than both of you expected and now you’re walking towards a bouncing denji who jogs to meet you halfway. “hi (y/n)! these are for you!” he pulls a paper bag of cookies from behind his back and pushing them towards your hands. You look into the bag and see them and surprisingly they smell amazing. “awe thank you denji, did you make these?”. He looks at you and blinks twice before responding, “oh no I bought them over there” he smiles, showing his sharp teeth while pointing to a small shop to your left. You couldn’t contain your laughter and he felt his cheeks grow hot again when looking at your wide smile. “Let’s go!”. He abruptly says and takes your free hand in his own. You didn’t expect him to be so forward so when he grabbed the said limb, you couldn’t help but look down at his hand engulfing you own. it’s rough and calloused, but it’s a nice contrast against your soft palm.

The day consisted of denji brining you to the cinema to see a scary movie- the whole time you had a hand on his forearm and ducked into his shoulder when an especially scary scene popped up. And yes, you did have one of those cliché ‘hands touching when reaching for popcorn moments’. He then walked around the shopping mall and went into nearly every shop, laughing when you would take turns to pick out ugly clothes and try them on. He did actually buy you something without you knowing, but he was gonna wait a bit till he gave it to you of course. A few hours later hunger overcame the both of you so denji found a fast food restaurant nearby and dug into the food.

By now the sky was dark and filled with starts so you decided to sit on a grass hill and gaze at the starts. After about 5 minutes silence denji sat up and pulled something from his pocket. Out of the corner of your eye you saw him fiddling with the box until he saw you looking over at him. “Ta-da! I got this for you, here you go.” Sitting up beside him you looked at the dainty box, gently taking it from his hands you opened it and felt your heart swell slightly. Inside was a small gold chain with your name in the middle. “I r-remembered you mentioned that you wanted to save for one a while ago so I got one for you.” Looking up from the box, a smile broke out and without thinking you lunged forward into his chest, wrapping your arms around his neck, the two of you crashing back down onto the ground. “woah! thank you so so much denji this is so sweet!, I don’t know how to thank you.” suddenly his eyes lit up and he smirked slightly before tapping his cheek. Immediately you knew what he wanted and you giggled softly before leaving in and placing a small kiss on his cheek. When you pulled back he was looking at you with that smile, the one where his cheeks are stretched and his sharp teeth on display. You gave him one more peck before leaning onto his chest, listening to his heartbeat.

“thank you for today denji, it was the most fun i’ve had in a while.”

“oh, yeah of course!, does that mean we can do this again?”

“we can do it however time you’d like.”

[mulberry-truffle]

Hey besties, sooo... Idk if y'all remember me from that last post 🙄💅

MINORS DNI

BUT! I would like to write more fics, this is actually a nice coping skill and I've been writing a few in my notes (tee hee🤭). I think my therapist would appreciate me having a new coping skill, plus I can cater to y'all FREAKS 🥴

So, please write some suggestions for me to write more! I can do more than Jason Voorhees & would like to expand my skillz as a lil low-key writer 👉👈

Btw I can also write for not just F!Reader I can do AFAB/AMAB, any pronouns, non-binary/gender neutral (ik they're different but all my non-binary pals are likeee only reading gender neutral), gay, lesbian, WLW, MLM, BI/PAN (like a three-way typa deal or whatevs btw I'm pan so like hiii besties), & also fics for people who are a specific ethnicity/race! Black, Asian, Latina, Mexican, ECT. (no white ppl though because there are so many other writers that only cater to white people so go to them for that content plz 💜). I can also do specific body types/parts but I usually make sure the body is never described and I use (B/T) which means body type. I made that shit up so you're welcome. I probably didn't make that shit up but it's an original thought (I think idk everything we do isn't original). Nowww... Onto the next topic hoes!

💕What I can write for💕

Star Wars (🔫 pew pew)

— Literally any of The Bad Batch cuz they're FOIN specimens

— Clones. Which Clones? Yes.

— Daddy-Wan Kenobi

— Whiny ass Anakin Skywalker 🙄

— Kit Fisto

— Darth Maul

— Savage Opress (for my size kink besties🤞)

— The Mandalorian (or Pedro Pascal in general, he's our daddy 💦)

— Boba Fett (young or not idc I'mma still smash)

— Ventress

— Sideous (SIKE if you actually like him I'm simpshaming you. Shame; Go see a fuckin therapist, or you could probably come see mine and we can work it out in group therapy)

— Thrawn

— Cad Babe 😘

— Plo Koon 💜

— Poe

— Lando 🤤

— Han Solo

— Kylo Ren I guess

— Rey

— Leia

— Luke Skywalker

— Hondo Ohnana (hear me out— clone wars Hondo 🤤)

There's probably like a lot more but just any ON SCREEN SW character because I can't afford to read the comics & I don't have a separate device to read them illegally

Slashers (slash splash 🔪)

— the bitches from House Of Wax, especially the masked one 🥵

— Jason Voorhees (obvi)

— Michael Myers

— Those bitches from Scream

Idk these are like the main ones & I'm uncultured, plus Texas chainsaw traumatized me as a kid (AS IT SHOULD). Also idk if the creepypasta homies count but I'll only be doing ones that AREN'T MINORS because SOME OF Y'ALL DON'T REALIZE YOU'RE WRITING CP

Marvel/DC (*superhero sounds??(

Literally everyone, except for da kids. No CP writing here.

I will also write Rick Sanchez shit (yeah idc he's hawt)

Literally I can write a lot, I'll add more if y'all suggest some shiz I forgot about. Plus, it also helps to get into more fandoms if you recommend some hotties 😜💅

All kinks are welcomed, so please be specific with what you want! Non-seggsy fics welcomed too like angst & fluff or both~! Whatever you want 💜

Btw other writers, I can really use some tips on how to use this damn app! I forgot how to make words colorful and I wanna do that thing where it says "continue reading" after I say the whole minors DNI stuff. My DMs are also open if you don't wanna comment 💕

[dippinginthe4door]

Wait what’s on the “thanks to” section on Swan Songs I must know

Obviously there’s lots of the standard stuff, but I like how the guys added their touch to it in some lines.

Deuce:

Our fans for helping create this. Rita & Alex (Mom & Dad), Arina Erlichman, Angela Marie Young, Jeff Peters, Mike Renault, Riva, Zeda, My Grandma, Jim Milner & Ben Milner (Milner Bros.), Joel Foss, Marc Bosserman, Jeanie Ibert. Everyone in HU working hard with me. Tim from LADAY, Alex Sophli, Brian Weinberg. Everyone @ A&M/Octane Records …… and of course Merlin.

J-Dog:

Thanks to my parents, especially my Italian, ball busting Mom, my Mother Jennifer. All the band’s parents, especially Deuce’s. Science. The Phantasm. Truth & his Brother. Wes & his Brother. Everyone from JOR & EL. The whole Panther family. LA Pride Lauren. Jeff Peters, for putting up with our shit. Mike Renault. Desiree “money making, jerry maguire” Mandelbaum. Ann Murray. Steve Busch. Ben and Jim “Milner Bros”. Jimmy Iovine & James Diener, for making me rich for a hot minute. Ashlee and Asia for the awesome double dates. Glen Danzig, the real one who plays our drums. MTA workers for getting me around this city for so long. JLo and Steve from Tiny’s Bar ….and most of all of course, all our fans and everyone who likes our music and has supported it. No thanks to haters and the Glendale and Burbank pigs and MI and all it’s students, for not letting me in the building, you know who you are. Get the fuck out of my town.

Johnny 3 Tears:

Jeff Peters, the band’s manager, but more than that, my mate. Mike Renault for shutting Jeff up ….sometimes ! ! Desiree Mandelbaum. Jeff Kurtich, the Boston Brawler. My Mom for all her help. My Brother for inspiring me. Jim Milner, for all his hard work. Ben Milner, for being the light side of the darkness. Jack, J.K., Jake and Jesse Terrell. Fydor Dostoevsky. Don Gilmore. Danny Lohner. Tony Lavato, my first mate. James Diener, for that fat dollar ! ! Asia, for being so beautiful. Lauren Byrnes. Ann Murray. Steve Busch. Greg Ladanyi. “Biscuits”. Glendon Crain. The Mothers and Fathers of all the members of HU for all their support. The Mothers and Fathers of all the members of HU for all their support. ……...and much love to all our fans for the support.

Charlie Scene:

Jack Terrell, for teaching me everything I know, I love you Dad, To my Mom J.K. Terrell, don’t worry, I love you just as much. My funny Brother Jake and big ups to my Big Bro Jesse, raise yer hands if you hear me. Thanks to the rest of my family in Ohio and Florida. To all my friends. To my Managers, Jeff Peters, me mate and me manager, all together me mate-ager, and Mike Renault, both you guys are an unstoppable force. James Diener. Tom Anderson, my dick has more friends than you ever will. Ed Alexander. Don Gilmore. Danny Lohner, the porn star fucker. Shady Fizz, you know where you at dog. My 3 blonde buddies, Graham Noll, Sean Noll and Jared. Daniel “da big homie” Dingman. Jeremy Martiniano, for getting “lost” with me every Thursday. Tommy “T-head” Scribner, a.k.a Contagious. Gangster George, for always havin’ my back. Bully Shaun. Aaron Gfarm. Upright Radio. Lucas Macauley. The Milner Brothers. Nigel Smithwick, see ya at the pub. Brad Pitt, for letting me crash on the couch. The Hideaway Bar, where I go to hide away from Da Kurlzz. Debra Lee and the trigger happy. Joel Bennett. Jer Bear. Gsellman. Shadow Skillz. Sky, Glen “Biscuits” Crain , Drew Young, Jared Miller…...and to my glock, cause my glock is my hoe and my hoe go everywhere I go……..and of course, thanks to all the UNDEAD ARMY.

Funny Man:

I’d like to give a big thanks to my Madre Joanne, Paco, my Father, and my lil’ sis Mingo. To my Grandparents and the rest of my family, for the love, support and always being there for me, and being a huge impact on my life. Jeff Peters, for sticking his neck out for us and making this shit happen. If it wasn’t for you and Mike Renault, “we’d be wondering these streets so aimlessly”.

For all my homies, Big Badass T-HEAD, thanks for all the nugs bro. Snake The Coin Collecta and 3-B. Big E. SAUS MAN. Thug Life George. Felipe. Spazz Money. Gavin. Jesse. Cmar. Titts. Stanley. Shady Fizz. Dirty Jack. BULLY. Science. Big Worm. Cory The Champ, Obar and Big Luke Duke. A big shout out to everyone at A&M/Octane Records. Jimmy, thanks for the I-Pod. That lil’ monkey Dez, and that beautiful Latina Ann. The Snooge Bros. Danny “The Lone Machine” Lohner. Don G and his bitch ass crew. Glen a.k.a “Biscuits” , Lil’ Tony, Donland from Stonehurst Park, Ritchie Stites, Sleepy Brown, Bones. Thanks to G-STAR for making me look so damn good, And the Bitches with the big ol’ butts. . .and last but not least to the UNDEAD ARMY, this is for you, stay Undead, uno, dos, Ghost……..I’m Gone.

Da Kurlzz:

My Dad a.k.a. “The Frenchman”, My Mom, I thank you both for your love and support.

Jeff Peters & Mike Renault, for being there for me through all the crappy ups & downs, honestly the best managers I could ever have. My Sister and the rest of the Family, BEAR (RIP) ! ! ! Conner “CADE” Garrity, my best buddy @ Studio City Tattoo. Lemmer. Des & Ann, Glenn. Eric “FSUsXe” Curry. Erik “FSUsXe” Scandalous. BAJOS. Scott K. Tdogg. Murph. Lauren Byrnes @ LA PRIDE. Chris & PTW. BERM. Ms. Lupi. Bojesse Christopher. Ben & Jim Milner. Mark V, Sam and everyone @ Safari Sam’s. Steve Busch. All my good friends that have stuck around the past three years, who have been there and supported me (a small amount), the rest can fuck off ! ! Our fans the UNDEAD ARMY, you know this band only happened because of you. I love you. Tom Anderson, thanks for buying me smokes that one time. All the Girls that wasted their time with me. Last …...but most important of all, my five Brothers, Johnny, J, Deuce, Charles P. and Funny, for not only being my best friends, but amazingly talented fucks as well. I love you guys…...Now let’s fuckin’ party ! !

[calehenituseappreciation]

i hc wilbur made tommy president because he planned to go and press the button while tommy spoke and kill him along with himself

wilbur wanted end all his unfinished symphonies and as the person who raised tommy- he raised him like he raised l'manberg. he doesnt care for fundy- not since he denounced him- so he wanted to end him :)

i need a fic where tommy is the one who goes to stop wilbur and wilbur fucking stabs him before pressing the button saying "it was never meant to be" tommy loses both first and last lives to that phrase

tommys last words are it was always meant to be fucking wilbur survives the explosion and has no one to kill him and now he has to live with the consqunces tommy becomes toast- short for ghost tommy i refuse to write so many letters each time- and immeditly looks for his older brothers and he finds wilbur first :) wilbur is exiled for his crimes and also out of fear- they tried to rehabilate him! they really did but then he freaked out over seeing toast... in a bad way.... and he and toast burned georges house on toast suggest (maybe we should burn something! that always helps me calm down!) this is after wilbur is trusted enough to be not... in a prison... after phil convinced them he needs help and toast tries his best ok- (WHO LEFT WILBUR WITH TOAST!) (I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME! I WAS ONLY LEAVING FOR FIVE MINUTES! AND RANBOO WAS THERE TOO!) and toast tries to go with but everyone is like "yeah no" and toast is like "whhhhyyy i just wanna stay with wilby!" and everytime anyone tries to tell tommy about the wrongs that have happened to him he screams and clutches his head in pain and everytime he comes back he doesnt remember the convo toast,,, is the most BABY toast calls everyone cutesy nicknames unironcially he calls eret rere toast, chriping happily: TECHIE!!!! tubbo: TOMMY STAY AWAY FROM HIM! toast, in a very lost and confused voice: why? techno, freaking out: tommy? toast: hi!!!!!!! im toast!!!!!! :D techno: lowkey ab to cry toast: NOOOOOOOO DUN CRI! toast: there there techie... i know what will help! tubbo, sighing: arson? toast: ARSON! phil comes just in time to find tommys dead body and l'manberg gone hes not around for the withers neither hes there just to see the crater and wilbur in chains with blood on his hands trying to off himself phil will forever blame himself for not making it in time :> dream: taking wilbur away in boat toast, floating behind the boat: o^o dream do you have any games on your phone .///^///. looks at exileinnit hmmm spins roulette wheel who should i hurt... i picked d all of the above they dont let toast go with him but because he is baby and you can't tell him what to do tubbo: sighs finally now that the exiles done toast can you- tubbo: looks up tubbo: GOADDAMN IT

toast is promptly kidnapped back to l'manberg the next day toast keeps going back tho and no one understands why- he literally killed him! why does he keep wanting to go back! (toasts unfinished buisness keeping him tied was helping wilbur and l'manberg- he loved wilbur even at his worst)

toast vibes around everyone but he stays with wilbur- where ever wilbur goes is where he builds his home

its shitty but its an 'ome Toast, teary eyed: Dad? Why does everyone hate Wilby? Why can't I be with him... Phil, with no idea what to do: niki bakes cakes with niki whenever hes in l'manberg he keeps accidently setting her bakery on fire but hes sMOL AND GIGGLES A LOT AND HE HAS FLOUR ON HE GODDAMN SELF toast is a part of mexican l'manberg i dont make the rules mexican dream: AYYYYYYYYY HOMIE toast, giggling: 'OMIE!!!!!

Toast is wholesome while everyone is literally willing to murder Wilbur while also trying to stop him from khs toast is just a very happy lovely child and cries whenever anyone is mean to 'his big brother wilby!' and so they all constantly glare daggers over toasts shoulder wherenever he cant see em meanwhile Phil is just dying inside because Tommy is a ghost by Wilbur's hands and Wilbur keeps trying to commit suicide and oh god what is he supposed to do- he simply avoids this struggle by avoiding them toast, waddling up to philza: papa do you have any games on your phone? all im saying is that tommy called phil papa before changing to dad or fathercraft phil,in the tired parent voice: tommy please sit down- just for five minutes- at least for 5 minutes toast: sits down and then proceeds to struggle to continue to sit but he must because dad told him to toast is just ADHD incarnate wilbur, trying to end himself: im gonna escape my consequences toast: HI!!!!! :D wilbur: FUCK ITS MY CONSEQUENCES toast,,,, is so baby Wilbur is just not allowed to have anything remotely sharp i like how theres so much angst and im just hyper focusing on ba yby dream uses toast the same way he uses ghostbur! :D toast doesnt realize of course even after wilbur tells him dream is bad but he keeps forgetting!!! Everyone: da baby Dream: how can I profit from this oh dream is manipulating wilbur btw wilbur: suffering toast: i made you a card toast trusts eret wholeheartedly and this hurts eret because she knows if toast remembered he probably wouldnt- they wanted redemption but not like this- not because of death Toast: you look cool Toast: you are friend now Eret: sobs I don't deserve this Toast: what did I do wrong Toast: how can I help friend!!!!! Eret: sobbing more toast looks at everyone says "ah! friend shaped!" if ur wondering wheres the angst toast is the angst- toast is just tommy without any bad memories and hes so different they thought he was happy before they thought he was fine tommy was hurt too but since he internalized it no one cared toast sees wilbur being sad and goes! i know what will help! n-not arson tho people dont like arson when you do it.... BUT ITS OKAY! I BROUGHT A FRIEND! shows friend, the sheep and wilbur just fucking sobs Toast is wholesome chaotic in a perfect mix- toast is tommy but without the 'asshole on purpose as a self defense mechanism" someone mentioned something about Tommy masking insecurities once Toast doesn't remember. and he's fine with that he doesn't have any insecurities toast hurts because in retrospect toast, meeting bad: WOAAAAAAH! YOU LOOK SO FUCKING COOL! bad: LANGUAGE! toast, cringing back, looking at the ground: ..sorry :( bad: ...you can swear toast: :D bad: once toast hasnt sworn since "hes saving it for special occasions" sometimes he accidently swears and immedtly gasps and looks at bad and bad just sighs and is like "its okay it was an accident" bad never would have thought itd take letting tommy swear for him to stop huh... its almost like... hes a child.... and the negetive reienforcement.... was doing more harm then good.... toast: exists in an amount of happiness no one has ever seen him in before everyone: pain how much pain was tommy in before? they thought tommy was happy- was... was he not happy? he's so unabashedly joyful and energetic looking back they can see how forced every laugh felt, every smile- He's not afraid to just talk to people, make new friends he became so much more cautious after Eret, had it really effected him that badly? He's open. He never lies about how he's feeling, never brushes anything away how much was Tommy hiding, how much pain, how much fear- It's chilling. bone chilling. There's no way to fix what's been lost. No way to apologize to who Tommy used to be, to try and make it better. None of them every bothered to see him as anything more than a nuisance, an annoying child or cannon fodder and they'll regret it for the rest of their lives everyone: having a mental crisis toast: GUYYYYSS!! I MADE ANOTHER FRIEND!!!

"Wilby?" Wilbur heard Tommys voice say in an innocent tone.

Was he hearing things? Tommy's dead. He killed him himself.

"Wilby why are you in prison?" The image of his little brother asked, "Did you commit arson without me?" it asked in a pout.

"TOMMY!" Tubbo yelled running into the cell where Wilbur was kept, going through the bars with ease, "Tommy get away from him!"

"But 'ubbo!!!! Wilby is 'ere!!!!" Tommy (?) said with a smile Wilbur hadn't seen since Tommy was a child.

"Tommy, I understand you don't remember anything right now but you need to come back over here!" Tubbo demanded and Tommy flinched

Wilbur was struck with the sudden realization that this isn't just his mind- no no it can't be- but Tubbo acknowledged him he has to- Wilbur reached his locked hands towards Tommy only for him to pass through him. What? No no it was just his imagination that makes sense.

"Oh sorry Wil! I'm kinda dead! I don't remember how i died... but i think im a ghostie!" Tommy said plainly, floating off the floor. Wilbur looked at him in confusion. Whats happening?

the first time toast sees the crater toast srceams in intense amount of pain- its so loud you can hear it all over the smp- and just dissapears for a few days before reappearing with no memories of what happened toast saying things tommy thought but never said- he calls eret "big brother" and eret fucking d i e s toast cals all the l'manbergians older siblings He's far too honest for anyone to handle tommy was always honest too but he learned from experince that honesty only lead to hurt Tommy was like an enderchest, you could never see beyond the exterior, everything inside was exclusive to him and him alone Toast is like when someone dies and all their fuckin items explode onto the ground. you just see everything and most of it was  pain and everyone feels bad because they thought he was the only one uneffected that nothing had ever put a damper on his happiness and energetic smile- at what point had that smile became fake? also for angst reasons the last memory toast has is before the elections toast has uwu boy vibes but more chaotic toast goes to dream smp from logstedshire purely for sam nook toast starts making his hotel since he sees nobody has a home (including dream LMAO) (and he wants to make a safe place since everyone keeps saying something about war) and wants to make one and asks sam for help since apparently hes good at building and sam lets him pay after he finishs the hotel and sam nook is there since day one because i dont think i could handle a world without sam nook toast: biting everyone tubbo: wHY DO YOU DO THAT?????? toast: once techie bit all the cupcakes and then said it was his cuz he bit it so im biting everyone to show their mine!!!!! tubbo: i- tubbo: i am both flattered and disgusted everyone, remembering how tommy used to bite everyone upon meeting and then everyone would get mad at him and yell at him until he stopped biting people on meeting: sadly whips and nae naes hes a BABY toast deserves the fucking world also i havent talked ab it but there is wilbur and fundy angst here fundy confronts wilbur also not that fundy is angry about not not not getting murdered by his father but also why does he consider tommy his unfinished sympohny and not him? he raised fundy too- maybe he just only ever loved tommy (based off his insecurity of how close wilbur and tommy are based off wilbur raising tommy and wilbur only being there for fundy by the time he was older and also using hybrid age go nyoom for this dream manipulates toast during wilburs exile along with wilbur and toast realizes both of them were being used by him and fucking screams lourder than he ever has before and dissapears for a week and then shows up at technos house (he got lost and he didnt know why he was at logsted shire- he doesnt remember the place) on the day of the excution and tries to help technoblade but keeps forgetting that everyone is trying to kill techno the butcher army is hesitant when "hey why are you all attacking big brother Techy-" "HE SPAWNED WITHERS IN L'MANBERG!" "he did?" toast asked tilting his head in confusion "YES! HE DID! AFTER YOU DIED! NOW WHERE IS HE TOAST! WE NEED TO CAPTURE HIM!" whenever tubbo talks ab how theyre planning on excuting techno or how there was no trial toast has flashbacks to tubbos excution but hes never able to hold on to the memories just leaving him feeling bad toast sees anything traumatic and just makes the blue screen noise toast has to reboot every time anything truamatic happens and when he does he doesnt remember what happens after

toast hurts on a "THE FUCKING IMPLICATIONS OF THIS" level just.. everyone trying to make up for not noticing tommys hurt and trying to be good to toast when its already too late... far too late glatt is also here because whenever ytoast dissapears after something trauamtic he bounces back to the land of the dead for the bit and sometimes he drags glatt out to the land of the living with him only works bc toast has unfinished buisness so he can freely go between and just stays in the land of the lving until he can finish his unfiinshed buisness ghostbur and toast wouldve been good friends if they ever met anyone yells at toast and he immeditly starts sobbing

basically when everything is calm and peaceful and everyone is happy together after dream is in prison and toast is like "oh... this is what ive always wanted"

"toast?" tubbo asked, confused toast smiled softly, "i think its time for me to go" "what?" wilbur asked his pitch unusually high due to the fear lacing his voice "i think... i think this was my unfinished buisness... this is the last thing i wanted when i was alive, the reason i stayed... i think its finally my time to go now" toast said smiling tearfully "no! you vcan't go! we just got you back!"

basically when everything is finally ok, when things finally calm down toast fades back to the void/afterlife thing

[equiuszahhak]

Loom —

Loom.. see marvus at tree. They are there, clearly disheveled, having BEEN looking since he's gone missing.

Marvus —    @pipewizzzzerddd

Marvus, who was in fact waiting at the other tree, eventually figures out where Loom is and climbs his way up from the garden to fetch. Big clown. Pretty clown. Ominously placid clown with his nose in his phone as he wordlessly offers Loom an arm to hold onto.

Loom —  

Equally wordless, exhausted and a little stinky, takes his arm.

Marvus —  

Marvus leads him back down to the garden to the Wytch Elm, and the fairy-meadow around it. He also, uh ... steps into the hollow? It's a pretty big tree, with a hole in-front that opens into nothingness below. Marvus clambers into what might very well be a bottomless pit with zero hesitation and just vanishes.

Loom —  

Honestly, loom is just so over everything. Wings splayed, they follow.

Another time, they will allow it to sink in how pretty and mysterious it all is.

Marvus —  

They might not necessarily be invited back, but they can commit it to memory.

A sudden sense of vertigo on all sides, the pull of gravity, Marvus in freefall beside them with his cane propped on his shoulder, unperturbed by their Plummeting.

Suddenly they're both standing on soft loamy earth, a musky breeze coming off the nearby swamp, a smoggy dark-green sky overhead.

"Keep ur head down + ur handz 2 urself. Don't touch nethin."

He starts off down a little wooded path, and beckons for Loom to follow.

Loom — 

They nod, and listen. Their fall may have been more of a glide, should physics permit. Loom glances to him, and their eyes follow the scent on their nose, to the direction the wind blows.

Following Marvus, they become a little shorter with each step, as to stay better hidden.

Marvus —  

Marvus leads them out of the woods, and into a clearing filled with tents. Large vintage circus tents, carts bursting with popcorn, bubbling vats of something that smells like very cheap soda, all manned by upright mannequins. Some mill about, carrying things, some are clearning ... some are just sort of standing there, limp like a cut puppet.

He weaves between tents until they open into a little shantytown made of circus-wagons, and up to the largest one. With a tap of his cane, and a little burst of runes across the doorframe, it swings open.

"Find sumplace 2 sit down. But also don't touch nethin. Ur butt can touch the chair but don't touch nethin else."

Loom — 

They look to him, shifty eyed. Rung with dark blue, from lack of sleep and all the crying. To far to argue now.

"Seems dead here." Said under breath, and they sit. Looking around, the entire place seems fake. That, or just as tired. Like souls who'd eaten the faes food. 

Tavros, how he loves the fairies. But he has to come home. 

He has to.

Marvus — 

"Motherfxcker we're all dead AF here, sh."

It's harder to percieve the parts of it that are alive, but dead is accurate. Marvus HIMSELF is, technically, dead. The cart is a mishmash of papers and knocked-over perfume and dirty dishes. He pushes through some of the velvety chairs to snatch up a Large Orb from his desk; crystalline and foggy, swirling with multicolored smoke the moment he picks it up, shaking it with a croon so the swirling smoke can fill it evenly. 

Marvus's trailer is kind of a dump, but it's a comfortable dump. Stained glass windows. Green fire crackling merrily in the little pipe-stove in the corner. The whole place smells a little of Tavros, faintly.

The Faerie That Knows Where He Is lifts his gazing-ball, and leans on the desk.

"gimme ur word ur not goin' 2 follow him."

Loom —  

Anything. They can lie, sure. They can fly off, and scruff him by the bulging muscle of his neck and bring him home. But that is obviously not the place he wants to be right now - 

Looms arms have been crossed, and cross tighter. They clutch tight to their arms, bruised and white knuckled.

"I'm not going to abandon him, either." They whisper, leg jostling from side to side, nervous energy and fear, paranoia, another dead moirail, friend, lover, etc etc.

"Just. Show me. I just need to see him." Hand at the side of their face, elbow rested on the other arm, tears welling as lips purse. They have not, and do not make eye contact.

Marvus — 

Marvus watches Loom, and something in his face twists a little. Something like pity, gone a moment later as he shrugs.

"Ur gonna have 2 learn 2 trust him eventually homie."

He exhales, slow, and lifts the orb. It teeters light-as-a-feather on his clawed fingertips, and his lashes flutter as he lolls his head to the side, watching the smoke swirl. Magyckz™️ fill the air like a sigh, a buzzing against the back of the neck as he wrings Vision from Void.

Whatever the hell kinda incantation just came out of his mouth, it was incomprehensible.

It's much too fuzzy to tell what's going on, but for a split second--before Tavros's glamours can obscure it again--a gap in the smoke reveals @Tavros 

(Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to discern a location.)

Tavros is peacefully asleep, well-protected as a massive catlike beast grooms the top of his head with an equally massive rasped tongue. A few babies--manticore cubs, presumably--bumble around him, either dozing in Tav's arms or gnawing on his shoelaces.

Tavros —

A sleepy cozy Tavros, nestled into the motherbeast's fur. He feels Safe, and the glamours hiding him are a little weaker than before. He's just blurry, hard to focus in on

Loom —  

"Trust isn't the issue."

As tense as they had been, Loom's leg slows to metronome. Slow, but there. The smoke wreathes everything, and they feel the surrounding void. 

Through it, they feel a sense of Tavros. This... This helps. 

Mouth covered, they finally let it out.

Okay, that's a lie! Tears steam but they're quick to wipe them away, heat blue in their face. A deep, Shakey breath, and composure is back. Volte-face.

They just nod. Stand. "Thank you."

Marvus —  

Marvus will take their word for it--Tavros is a big boy who has taken care of himself ... althoug Marvus may or may not have saved his life twice, yesterday. Who's counting? Marvus is gonna set anyone who counts on fire. (Magefire, of course.)

Finding Tavros is still out of the question at the moment, so they're gonna have to trust that he's Staying Safe--and that Marvus is keeping him safe, too. The crystal goes dark, and Marvus tosses it back onto the desk-chair with a pffthunk.

Marvus pulls a line of colorful scarves from the lapel of his jacket, and offers the end to Loom to blow their nose and wipe their eyes.

Loom —  

They look, and...

Their expression softens. 

Angry. They're angry, but relieved. It isn't fair. "It's funny. You get him to yourself again, after all." A weak laugh, as they accept the scarf. 

Dab, dab, slow. A little void magic, and the snotty mess is clean when they hand it back to Marvus. 

"I'll see myself out."

Marvus —  

"idk, i think da manticore has a monopoly rn," He wrinkles his nose, snapping his fingers. The scarves withdraw into his coat with a thwik!

"u want me 2 walk u baque 2 da tree?"

Loom —

That's a neat trick. 

Loom solomnly shakes their head, dissolving into their own void. They can get home that way.  And-- have a way back.

Marvus — 

Marvus blinks, alone in his trailer once more, and snorts.

"damn yall pessimistic af."

He settles back into his velvet chair, plucking a long black feather from his desk-drawer, and brushes his lips against it.

Off in slumberland somewhere in the bogs of Lopside, Tavros recieves a Liddle Kiss.

[j--meat-hook--j]

Round 1: Operation Smoked Ham

The assignment? Search and Destroy.

The target? Local Wolfsboone dog.

The location? A forest with a winding path.

The participants? A silent bacon-flavoured child and a flying, talking energy anomaly.  

Andrew was carrying boar around the arms, like a reverse piggy-back. (heehoo) The two were idly flying above the forest looking for the path to ambush the unknown two they were going against.

“D-o you shee them Boar?” Andrew asked his friend and roommate, Boar.

Some taps later from Boar later. N-O

“Whe-re else you wannananana try?” Andrew stunted out. 

Boar pointed to a deeper part of the forest and squeaked.

“Gocha.” Andrew followed Boar’s non-verbal directions. After some audible sniffs from Boar, they perked up and pointed. 

“There?” Andrew asked. Boar nodded so quick they jostled Andrew a bit. Boar pointed and Andrew saw it too, the dirt path that the “heroes” were trekking on.

“Foun da path.” Andrew commented. Boar gave a few taps in agreement. 

“Up or down?” Andrew asked Boar. Boar gave a few sniffs before pointing down the path, towards where the heroes would be starting. 

Andrew responded silently and followed in Boar’s directions. He lowered closer to the ground, Boar’s toes were just touching the highest branches.

S-E-E. Boar signed with urgency. Andrew stopped and dipped close to the trees to hide from sight. Andrew spotted the silhouette, nothing special about it. No notable heat, density or unique appendages.

“Who?” Andrew asked, info was key.

K-A-Y-A-K-I. Boar signed.

“Oh. Who?” Andrew asked, that info did nothing.

F-R-I-E-N-D.. Boar signed.

“Oh. Who?” Things weren’t going well for Andrew, he recognised the name but not the silhouette.

N-O  W-O-R-R-I-E-S. Boar signed.

“Wheres da ofer one?” Andrew struggled to verbalise.

A couple sniffs from Boar.

B-E-H-I-N-D. Boar signed.

“Drop you middle? Make lots of noise, I take care of dog.” Andrew asked. Boar nodded. 

O-P  S-H  I-S  A  G-O. Boar signed with enthusiasm.

“Lessgo.” Andrew flew above the trees again and right over the dirt path, trying to get the attention of Kayaki.

It worked. 

“Ki! We got incoming!” Kayaki called out behind her.

Andrew flew over Kayakii, he was looking for the other silhouette.

A double tap came from Boar, they spotted the other one. Boar gave three taps, then two, then one.

“See ya in a bit.” Andrew told Boar.

Operation Smoked Ham was a go.

Andrew let go of Boar, there was silence in the forest as Boar fell. Then came a loud CRUNCH as they landed. A small crater appeared where Boar landed, the sturdy kid was able to take the fall easily. 

“Ki! I’m gonna need a hand!” Kayaki called out behind her.

Even Andrew could hear the rumble of hurried steps as Kirai approached, the dog following him with a wagging tail. “It’s me, I’m here, where are they?” Kirai said, getting into a comical fighting stance.

Kayaki pointed to Boar up close and then Andrew out in the distance.

“There.” She said.

Andrew had a whole speech prepared for this occasion. High up in the sky Andrew puffed out his chest, rubbed his hands together and did a slight cackle.

“Hear me feebew heroes! It appears you’ve stumbled into our trap, for you see my associate and I have the brains and brawn to-”

Meanwhile on the ground, the other three were just staring up at Andrew. Kayaki looked towards Boar in an attempt to get some insight. Boar responded with a shrug.

“He does know we can’t hear him right?” Kayaki said to Kirai.

Boar tapped their fingers together a couple times.

“HA! He does do that.” Kayaki giggled at Boar’s quick wits and impeccable delivery.

Kirai’s face looked like a squashed up sponge of confusion and slight regret.

Back at the sky,

“And fli’ it uhsie-down. Prince of Bel-Air style!” Andrew finished his monologue with great gusto and a beam of light in the sky.

Boar was still staring up at Andrew in a mix of wonder and disappointment.

“Means go!” Andrew shouted down, that time it was actually heard. Boar pinched down on their nose and nodded in a muddle of frustration and disbelief.

Boar took a deep breath and activated their Quirk, a blood red aura surrounded their body. Boar’s eyes sharpened on Kirai and they charged.

“Wait Boar we can talk ab-” Kirai cut himself off as he pulled a quick 180 and ran.

“Duck and weave Ki! Duck and weave!” Kayaki advised Kirai.

“I’m ducking! I’m weaving!” Kirai called back.

Boar wasn’t the fastest person in Taiyuu, a decent pace could outrun them, but with all of Kirai’s unnecessary ducking and weaving it was a pretty close match.

With all of the commotion happening below him, Andrew ever the sneaky boy, snuck over their heads towards the Very Important Pubby. Andrew descended slowly towards the good boy who was doing little tippy-taps on the ground in excitement.

Andrew came face to face with the dog, his target. With one good hit Andrew could end the whole exercise, just easy as that. But that would mean this poor tail-wagging, paw-tapping, excitedly barking dog had to get hurt, Andrew couldn’t do that.

Meanwhile, at the borderline bloodbath not 20 meters away Boar had caught up to Kirai.

It was brutal, Boar sledged Kirai in the face and did a spinning kick to Kayakis' side. Kirai tried to give Boar the old what-for in the form of a punch. It connected.

“Ow.” Said Kirai.

Kayaki jumped on Boar’s back like a spidermonkey, flailing around grabbing and pulling at whatever part of Boar she could get her hands on. Boar reached around, grabbed her with one hand and hit Kirai with Kayaki.

Meanwhile, at the place where morals go to die. Andrew gathered a large amount of his energy into his hand. Andrew’s right hand was glowing and shaking with condensed power. He raised his hand, ready to strike.

“Nebula.” Andrew called out the name of his Super-move and began to strike the dog, the resulting explosion being more than enough to snuff it from this semi-mortal-plantlike-hivemind coil.

“Barf! Barf!’ The puppy barked in excitement.

The condensed energy in Andrew’s hand began to fizzle out but his hand continued towards the dog. The lethal amount of energy contained in Andrew’s palm slowly extended out and formed fingers. The ticking time bomb of Andrew Energy scratched behind the ears of the dog. 

“Who’s a goob boy.” Andrew said to the Booneswolf as he started scratching under the chin as well. The puppy responded by shaking its leg.

Meanwhile, at the beatdown of the century. Boar tripped Kayaki over with a properly timed leg sweep, Kayaki landed on her back with a thud. Kirai charged in for a kick to Boar’s ribs. Boar caught Kirai’s flying leg, raised it slightly and punched towards the man's Crown Jewels.

Across the island Wolfsboone let out a small breath of air through his teeth in sympathy.

A high pitched scream came from Kirai. Rip the homie. Boar shot their gaze over to Andrew and finally saw the tomfoolery that was afoot.

“Fech da shtick.” Andrew said to the dog and the boy threw the stick. The dog just looked at the thrown stick and back at Andrew with a small head tilt.

“Go on, fech.” Andrew encouraged.

Boar pulled out their handy-dandy phone for the first time today and frantically typed into it. Out of the phone came a flat sounding voice.

“God fucking dammit Andrew just kick the fucking dog.” The Text-to-speech said.

Andrew crossed his arms.

“Language.” He said.

An audible snap could be heard as Boar’s patience was through. The huffed over to Andrew and pointed at themselves and then the dog. Then Boar pointed at Andrew followed by Kayaki and Kirai.

“We swappin dance partners?” Andrew asked. Boar slowly nodded their head.

“Fine. But please don’t hurt Daisy too much.” Andrew asked his roommate and friend.

Kayaki dazedly looked up from the ground at Kirai.

“Hey, Kirai. You wanna do that thing where you get really mad and unlock a new power.” Kayaki said to the near unconscious Kirai.

Kirai let out a small squeak.

“Don’t you fuckin ignore me.” Kayak said, so done with this shit.

Andrew floated over to the two. 

“Pleash don’t ge’ up. Then I’ll hafta blast ya.” Andrew asked his two enemies.

“I’m gonna get up.” Said Kayaki. “Pleash don.” Andrew said.

“I’m gonna do it, and I’m gonna help Kirai get up too.” Kayaki said.

“I don’ wanna blast ya.” Andrew pleaded.

“You can just let us get up.” Kayaki said, slumping up from the ground. 

“No, bu’ I can’.” Andrew said.

“You can.” Kayaki said, getting onto one knee.

“I’ll havta stop you using my villanous teknees.” Andrew said.

“Like what?” Kayaki said, helping Kirai up onto his feet.

“I’ll, uh, leave a puddew so yah soc’s geh weh.” Andrew said so very evily. 

“You monster!” Kayaki said, having Kirai lean on her shoulder.

“....Now hol on. Haf I been blundered? Haf I been swindled? You were jus stallin for time wif dat whole convers-a-tion weren’t you!” Andrew stumbled out.

“Yeah.” Kayaki said. “Now Imma hafta blast ya.” Andrew said, the condensed energy in his hand swirling around and around.

“Okay, Kirai.” Kayaki slapped both sides of Kirai’s face. Kirai cracked open an eye.

“Yeah.” Kirai said, his voice noticeably higher than previously.

“Andrew’s gonna fire a giant laser at us, you need to absorb it and fire it back at him.” Kayaki informed Kirai.

“No. Cards.” Kirai said with a slight squeak. 

“Don’t worry, I brought leaves.” Kayaki said, shoving a handful of leaves in Kirai’s hands.

“Hate you. Hate you both.” Kirai said, leaning off of Kayaki and standing on his two feet.

Andrew's hand had finished condensing the energy, instead of the full fingered hand he had earlier it was now a swirling galaxy of an appendage.

“Quasar.” Andrew said the name of his supermove and let it loose at Kirai and Kayaki. A bright beam of light shot towards the two K-friends.

“Kirai, you have to try.” Kayaki said with emphasis.

“Kay. I’ll try.” Kirai said, holding the leaves out in front of him. He braced himself for the impact.

As Andrew’s laser neared Kirai’s bundle of leaves, the leaves emitted a black hole like effect and absorbed Andrew’s laser. The leaves in Kirai’s hands started sparkling a light Andrew Blue colour.

“Wha. Gib dat back!” Andrew shouted at Kirai angrily, that beam was technically Andrew.

“Oh, uh, okay.” Kirai said, just as surprised as Andrew. Kirai thrust out the leaves and the same beam Andrew fired out shot out of them.

“Oh, I get it.” Andrew said right before he got nailed in the chest by his own redirected laser. The impact sent Andrew flying back.

Kayaki and Kirai looked at each other, back at the knocked back Andrew, back at each other, back at the still out of control Andrew and back at each other. 

“I’m the best aren’t I.” Kirai said to Kayaki.

“Yep, mmhmm.” Kayaki responded.

Meanwhile, at the dog vs Boar action. Boar had just finished up with Daisy, the dog, whatever. They deactivated their quirk and walked over to Kirai and Kayaki. Kirai jumped back and hid behind Kayaki. 

Boar pulled out their phone again and started tapping away.

“Sorry about that, Kirai. No hard feelings? I’ll make it up to you.” The Text-To-Speech said on Boar’s phone.

Kayaki and Kirai looked at Boar suspiciously.

“You’ve still got a bit left to make up for Boar.” Kirai said, a cat in his lap and a cat on his head.

“I’m sorry, I just got lost in my anger.” Boar’s T-T-S said as the actual Boar took a sip of tea.

“You lost? You lost? I lost something.” Kirai said, taking a bite of one of Kayaki’s biscuits.

Andrew was still a little sad about Daisy, but Boar treated the group to a cat-cafe so overall today was a win.

[lesyah]

guardian stream of consciousness watchthrough ep. 33

Ahhhh poor chu shuzhi

“I’ll call you brother on his behalf” 😭😭😭😭

Guo changcheng is so precious. I love him endlessly

Omg chu shuzhi’s face

I’m crying in the club rn

WAIT HUH?????

“Return to the underworld and live together” WHAT

omg he hugged him

My heart is full

Thinkin back to the time when chu shuzhi was so mean to lil guo and now this 😭

WAIT HE MEANT RIGHT NOW????

UM DONT YOU THINK THIS IS BAD TIMING TO JUST GO LIVE DOWN THERE?????

ESPECIALLY WHEN ALL THIS MESS IS HAPPPENING

AND CHU SHUZHI STILL HASNT FINISHED HIS SENTENCE??????,

Chu shuzhi: are u sure, it’s very dangerous and there’s no sunlight

Guo changcheng: homie it’s dangerous for me anywhere it doesn’t matter

WHOA WAIT A SECOND

HOW DID HE KNOW THAT THE REGENT KILLED HIS LITTLE BROTHER?????

oh no

“I guessed it” ummmmmm I don’t believe u...?

This is very sus

Great all of those lovely moments were fake weren’t they

Smh

He wants to see the puppet?????? This is sketchy. Who is this and what did they do with guo changcheng

How would he revive him

Chu shuzhi finna wake up back at the stupid pillar and guo changcheng is just ye zun or whatever that dumb guys name is

Whoever is pretending to be guo changcheng is doing a bad job. He’s lucky chu shuzhi is a simp

And apparently DUMB

Because he’s BREAKING the SHIELD

wtf

Omg he knows it’s not guo changcheng because he said the spicier the better lol

Who is this dude 😤😤 lookin like freaking Descartes

I’ll be the first to admit that seeing them as kids leaves me confused bc idk who is who

Uh

The puppet.........

Um........

When the puppet gets bigger.............I feel.........Afraid.

I do not like it.

I hate it actually.

Ohhhhhh I am less confused now

Yikes

Poor chu shuzhi

Someone MUST watch the shows on Viki so they put the ads at the worst possible moment to make you, in a rampage, sign up for stupid viki pass

Omg changcheng

HES NOT DEAD RIGHT?

HE CANT BE

NO WAY DUDE

NO

there is no way guo changcheng is dead right.

I cannot accept that

Wtf

The way zyl just patted him...wtf. Not very comforting dude

Shen Wei I miss u so much

So they don’t even kNOW if guo changcheng is dead for sure and they’re letting chu shuzhi think he caused his death????

CANNOT RELATE to that impulse.

The way he just handed da qing his lollipop and da Qing IMMEDIATELY put it into his mouth............ speechless

How do people not wander into the underworld all the time if that door is right in a middle of a park and you can just waltz right in

OMFG GUO CHANGCHENG IS STRAIGHT UP ALIVE I KNEW THEY WOULDNT KILL HIM OFF BUT WHY ON EARTH DID THEY JUST LET CHU SHUZHI BELIEVE THAT???????? THATS SO MESSED UP

Ew it’s the ghost with the cake 🎂

“Why is the blade in your hand?!!!!”

Ghost: 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

The way shen wei and zhao yunlan stared at each other for so long that the ghost just decided to monologue

Zyl really said:

Sorry the ghost died getting shen wei out? Wtf? So zhao yunlan really would have died omfg

Someone get shen wei some water or something wtf his lips are dry af

Ok someone show chu shuzhi lil guo RN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guo changcheng finna get whiplash from the violent way chu shuzhi picked him up 😭😭😭

Zhao yunlan: I’ll take shen wei back to his house to get better

Shen Wei:

Zhao yunlan:

Zhu Hong: 👁👄👁

Omfg the way zyl is holding onto him. Even shen wei is like wtf let go

“You’re like a pregnant woman” WHAT

Why is he holding onto him like that!!!!! Zhao yunlan you’re so embarrassing!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You really have a lot of nerve treating zhu Hong like that just to turn around and do the same thing 😭😭😭😭😭😭

He wants to sit down cause he missed the sun 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Lmao it’s so awkward

“How are things?”

“Fine”

“Oh really cause it seems that everything I told you not to do, you did 😌”

Shen Wei when he found out zyl went into their dreams:

Ugh. Them.

Omg chu shuzhi

“You can tend to changcheng but don’t touch the sacred items”

“Oh yeah I forgot about those, that’ll definitely help me heal him thanks 😊”

You know what, to be honest, I’m still a lil mad at u Lin jing.

I really don’t get how the sacred items work

Sometimes it’s ok to use them and sometimes it’s not. I never know when it’ll be bad or good

Ugh the DRAMA.

I’m going to go gray from this

Oh yeah by the way WHERE TF ARE WANG ZHENG AND SANG ZAN

[serenityinself]

How do you work in Criminal law?

Like how do you get into it or how do I deal with it?

I’m assuming it’s the 2nd, but if I’m wrong (which do be happening), let me know!

Sooo I didn’t think I’d work in Criminal Defense Law. I for sure knew I would never be a Prosecutor, because unless I can pull a Chesa Boudin (Career Public Defender who because SF DA- look him up) it just wasn’t gonna happen. Given all the Prosecutorial misconduct, their work with Police, Wrongful Convictions, I just couldn’t. Wrong b*tch 😂 Anyways, I wanted to work for the Public Defender’s office in my County because they’re amazing and they’re extremely politically active with legislation that helps address the many issues of the Criminal Justice system. Buuut I also was initially like how do you defend someone who is guilty?! Cause I wouldn’t be able to sleep at night. So naturally I got a job as a Law Clerk to f*ck around and find out 🤷🏻‍♀️ My observations are below:

1) The system is hella broken and there are way more instances of wrongful convictions, then of defending someone who is guilty and ended up going free

2) As a Public Defender you’re literally offering the best defense to your client to make sure their Constitutional rights are being upheld and that proper procedure was followed- you’re not out here lying despite what Law & Order says (I know I was also slightly shook)

3) In the very rare instance that guilty people do go free it is usually because the Prosecutors didn’t do their jobs or didn’t really want to Prosecute, or the cops investigating didn’t do their jobs - and trust me if they wanted to, they would’ve made some shit up like they do just to get the Conviction

4) I have literally seen soooo many instances where Prosecutors go on whole vengeance missions, cops make stuff up, and then I’m out here processing evidence where they get caught up, YET THEY STILL GET A CONVICTION.

5) I’ve only been in this job for a year, and I don’t know that I’m going to do this when I graduate. I have applied for Post-BARs for different areas of law that I’m interested in from Immigration Defense, Criminal Defense, Civil Rights, and International Human/Humanitarian Law. Buuut also even if I don’t become a Public Defender, the Attorneys/Clients/People I have met while doing this work are going to be lifetime homies. Building a coalition and community in this work is so important and all the areas of law I’m interested in, intersect.

6) At the end of the the day, even if I end up as a Public Defender, I know that I’m doing work to help those in the community who are disenfranchised. Those who have mental illness, are unhoused, are racial minorities, undocumented, and who need actual treatment and help with the root causes of what caused them to do what they did. I know for those who are actually guilty, I can suggest mental health diversion, therapy, etc. And I also know I’ll be working with an office that stands with our community through trainings, protests, legislation, and so much more. Annnd that is how I do it.