#guardian watchthrough

[edgyandoverzealous]

MCU Watchthrough Masterlist

My beautiful gf @kittypryde2013 is getting me, her pleb bf, into the mcu, we're going through in chronological order, so no spoilers please! Also spoilers for following rated shows/movies below the cut. I know the media is hella old still "">_< Also this is my rating/line up of it so far!

Characters Rankings :

1. Phil Coulson (My beloved I was a widower for a while)

2. Steve Rodgers (My husbanddd)

3. Black Widow (my wife <33)

4. Falcon

4. Tony (Iron Man)

5. Skye

6. Fitz (Simmons' Husband)

7. Simmons (Fitz' wife)

8. May

9. Daredevil (Also my husband)

10. Nick Fury

11. War Machine

12. Thor

13. Gamora

14. Rocket

15. Star Lord

16. Drax

17. Groot

18. Hulk

19. Hawkeye

20. Captain Marvel <we'll get to her later

Movie Tier-List

S tier: the best of the club

- Captain America 1st avenger

< amazing loved everything about it

- Iron Man

< I love seeing a rich man humbled and thrown around to do good, rip cave inventer man I loved you and cried like a baby

- Iron Man 3

< Tony gets cucked and again I love watching Tony get thrown around he's a pathetic Lil guy and I love him. Plus he momentarily father's a child around Christmas, and gives him hella gifts. Ptsd, as someone with diagnosed cpstd, is bad, poor dude I'm sorry, and I feel like it was good representation. PLUS PEPPER IS A CERTIFIED BADASS and there's robot on robot on robot fighting action. It's frankly a masterpiece.

- a funny thing happened on the way to thors hammer

>It was Phil being Phil I love Phil and I'd have his babies

- Captain America winter soldier

<will have own separate rant)

- Guardians of the galaxy vol 2

<Yondu's death always makes me cry like a fucking baby.

A tier: a good superhero movie

- The Avengers

< they somehow messed up black widows and captain America's character a little bit, but I'll excuse it cause 1) loki was there 2) Tony stark got run through the wringer and I genuinely love seeing him thrown around like a ragdoll. It's adorable and amusing. 3) it was genuinely so good and Hulk was recast and now bearable. But as my gf says 'They're all white I guess'

- The consultant

<Tony was sent in to purposefully fumbled a deal

- Iron Man 2

< realy good brother was going through the wringer in comes War Machine! Woo!

- Guardians of the Galaxy

<was alright I forgot how bi coded starlord is which is funny because Chris Pratt is kinda walking garbage. Also it was very sweet and heroic of Srarlord to save Gamora.

B tier : mediocre but still willing to watch again

- Agents of S.H.E.I.L.D S1

<will have own separate rant

- Daredevil S1

<will have own separate rant

- All Hail the King

< Actor pretending to be a terrorist leader gets jailbreaked, kidnapped, and brought to actual terrorist leader. It was interesting and funny in a ironic kinda way.

C tier: mediocre but good-ish wouldn't watch again tho

- Thor

<not a fan of cosmic plot lines, and had somewhat l boring side plots.

- Thor: A Dark World

<not a fan of cosmic plot lines but hey there's loki and brotherly bonding over being mama boys occurs and it's kinda sweet and humanized loki. I was bitter after Coulson's death and I hated the crazy Scientist that ran nakedness through stonehedge for being alive. Also the side plot of this movie was awful and horrendously boring imo.

D tier: fuck you in particular (fails as a movie big time)

- Item 47

- Captain Marvel

< own separate post is up, my beloathed, captain marvel

<boring plus main character in it is a nazi.

F tier: would have rather been at work

- The incredible hulk (nothing incredible about it, made me the incredible sulk)

<was like watching wet peices of cardboard interact.

[acidic-vagabond]

TIME FOR ANOTHER LAYTON PET PEEVE

STOP CALLING HERSHEL A NEGLECTFUL FATHER

BROUGHT TO YOU BY ME FINISHING A WATCHTHROUGH OF SOMEONES LETS PLAY AND THEM CONSTANTLY CALLING HERSHEL NEGLECTFUL LIKE BITCH WHERE????

like i know theres the jokes of flora always getting left behind but she's not actually a child shes an adult the ORIGINAL idea in the japanese version of curious village was for a SUITOR TO COME LOOKING FOR THE GOLDEN APPLE AND THE LOCALIZERS CHANGED IT BECAUSE THE IDEA WAS PROBABLY TOO "TABOO" FOR AMERICAN/EUROPEAN AUDIENCES

JUST BECAUSE FLORA IS IN THE PROFESSORS """"CARE"""" DOES NOT MEAN HE'S A NEGLECTFUL GUARDIAN;

thusly theres nothing to suggest he'd be a neglectful father

and no LMJ doesn't count either because both it AND layton brothers are spin-offs and not considered canon

thank you for coming to my ted talk

[lesyah]

Guardian stream of consciousness watchthrough ep. 40 aka the finale :(

THE LAST EPISODE NOOOOO

IM SO SAD

PLEASE RECOMMEND ME OTHER SHOWS

ok let’s gooooo

Da qing is like um ok

Ew what’s coming out of his head

This is mad stressful

“That’s such a great question, zhao yunlan, thanks for asking!!!” *pulls up a powerpoint*

No one ever asked him what he wanted to do 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 CAUSE NO ONE CARES YOU INGRATE

“History has always been written by the winner” ummmmm

That is actually some piping hot tea

Why is he actually so right……..wtf

“Losers are always in the wrong” ok u lost me there

You’re so dumb ye zun 😭😭

Yes kick his butt my guy

Zhao yunlan’s habit of always holding sacred items comes in handy

OMFG SHEN WEIIIIIII

Omg

He sees all these people, including Lin jing who he thought was dead and the first words out of his mouth are “where is shen wei”

Other shows have the decency to be like “omg you’re alive!!!! Yay!!!!………..wait wheres______”

This show doesn’t play

Ugh zhao yunlan’s face and tears 🥺🥺

OFNCOOSKCIS

ONG. D

GUYS

GUYS FJCIENICKS

IFISOLSKXKXKSKDKS

BRO

OH MT GOSKSOXKWKKCOWKKCKEW

I AM

SO SOEECHLESS

IH NY GOSHNMCKKXE

IDK WHAT TO DI WUTH MYSELF

you’re telling me ye zun believed that for 10,000 years

Wtf

HE THREW HIM OFF A CLIFF????? VERY MUCH THE OPPOSITE OF ABANDONMENT

ridiculous

Omg and that scene where shen wei was like “I thought you were dead” UGH IM SAD

I hate it here

The necklace omg

Are you telling me that shen wei is dead

Are seriously telling me that rn

Are YOU TELLING ME

THAT SHEN WEI IS DEAD??????????????????

ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the rage I feel? Incomprehensible

Omg zhao yunlan ………….. omg

Wtf

🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣 I hate it here🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

Wait he’s gonna suffer forever?

Wtf?

Actually what on earth

Zhao yunlan 🥺🥺 I love you

This is the worst day

There’s light in the underground??? 🥺

Time is going ???!!!

Oh my gosh

The underworld and earth are completely separate now?

Omg zhao yunlan

Omg cong bo flirting with the doctor

I love Li qian being the director. Heck yeah.

Omg guo changcheng on a blind date

He’s so awkward

She said he’s like a character in a manga

CHU SHUZHI WENT WITH HIM? EYE—

He does not care for this gal I think

The way changcheng imitated himself being afraid omg

She’s terrible

Omg chu shuzhi appeared and took him away

Shook

Hes like “YOU💢💢 ARE THE BEST!! 💥💥 AND IF YOU EVER THINK DIFFERENTLY 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥☄️☄️☄️☄️🤬🤬🤬 ITS ON. SIGHT. 💢💥🔥😡”

His lil smile as he walked away 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Zhu Hong being chief………………obsessed.

I love her not letting her uncle call her Hong.

She’s amazing and I love her endlessly.

Wait zhao yunlan is standing here

Wtf

I’m

????????????????????????????????????

Ok

It’s been a year? 😭😭😭😭😭

Omg

Oh I get it

Wow

I’m

Ok

I see I see

So actually everything sucks and I’m sad

Oh no the tears have come

They’re here and they are MANY

“A new story will be written from today”

Hi I love pain and suffering

Wow these ads………..I have a bone to pick with viki

HOW DARE IT END LIKE THAT

WHAAAAAAT

THE AUDACITY

You guys I am djcokeockwkcooenekw

This is all so depressing

I hate it here

I was not expecting this show to end like that

I really wasn’t

I’m

Suuduejicjekckkwkciww

Angry and upset rn

😤😤🤧🤧

All I have to say is:

[project-paranoia]

Live Watch: Guardian  Episode One, Part One

It's Guardian!  The show that got me interested in this genre!  I love spooky things and I love mysteries and fantasy!  I simply adore it so much!  When I can't sleep I just put on a playlist of Guardian in the background.  I was aware of censorship before - every country has some version of it, but to some degree this was my first deep dive into how it might effect a piece of media.  Guardian is exceptionally acted and incredibly written, as well as suffering from obvious dubs where the dubbing voice actor sounds nothing like the previous actor and odd cuts that are disrupted.  In some ways it's the little drama that could fighting its way past their studio going bankrupt while they were filming, reshoots, and being taken down and altered several times.

In some ways Guardian's struggle fits the spirit and aesthetic of the show. Worn in like an old pair of jeans but still making an effort.  Putting emphasis where things count and hoping the kindness of the universe will make allowances for the rest.  Attention to detail where the story really matters.  It has the charm of a community production put on out of love with actors and crew who would not be anywhere else in the world for any amount of money.  That feeling of love comes through, and whether or not I'm barely literate I have so many words to share.

Part of why I love it as well is it has that feeling of 80s and 90s fantasy, like Moomin, Xena or Condor Heroes. Everything feels lived in, nothing's been spit shined except for Shen Wei's suits. It's an old city street of a show, it has history and character built in. 

*After all that I don't know that I have a tonne to say about the intro.  It's very good but it's also full of spoilers.  I think having the intro song be in English does make a difference in making it appealing to English speaking audiences as well as standing out as different and interesting, which the show is. Speaking of Spoilers!  Spoilers below!

* The obligatory beginning narration is beautifully animated, I have another post that will be done some time before the heat-death of the universe talking about the fascinating world building options.  Unlike some Make It SciFi plots, this one has legs and implications.

* Remakes rarely are able to meet the original on equal ground - and I struggle to believe the actors would Fit as well - but part of me really wants to have a chance to have the Dixingren worldbuilding really leaned into.  The writing is good enough we get implication but no real follow through.  I want fifty episodes of how Dixing functions, give me more pseudo-science behind the mutations, what are the biological differences.  I'm hungry for more!

* I love the cameos of later characters, and the way there was some effort to be discrete with spoilers.

* It's Ya Boy!  I love Shen Wei.  With that music cue and that sinister turn around they really set him up as dubious.  I wish they went with something a little different with the intro so his character wasn't spoiled.  The writing, directing, and acting was so good and spoiling who Shen Wei is kind of took the teeth out of that.

* Also cheers to the costume designer who outfitted Zhu Yilong so well and made him look jacked with the fit of those clothes.

* Also you can tell this is a real university because the staff has to sit in tiny student chairs.  I'm not joking, please be warned if you're going into academia.  Unless you have tenure life is An Adventure - and even then.

* Also shout out to Shen Wei's Prized Cabbage and the Queen of our hearts, Li Qian.  Why is this actress not in more things?  She has such an expressive and lovely face and she really goes all the way in with her acting.  I respect an artist that acts from their chest. Also that windbreaker, white skirt combo is chic and fun all at once, it draws the eye and makes her melt into the background all at once - perfect for the character.  I love her so much.

* Here's another one of Shen Wei's coats, it's a lovely color for him but it also is so thin that it looks like it crinkled up just from being worn.

* I'm being distracted by details and missing plot stuff.

* Story of my life.

* I love Li Qian hovering along behind Shen Wei like a duckling following their mother.  A) Mood and B) it quietly informs their dynamic.  Shen Wei has like one person he can trust but no one he can really confide in and it's the same for Li Qian. A ship will find a port in a storm and Shen Wei has Big Da-ge Energy. My fanfic heart hopes they found comfort in the pseudo familial relationship with each other while it lasted.

* Even in episode one we receive foreshadowing, we love and respect some excellent writing.  For those of you who missed it - Professor Ouyang is talking about Lin Jing who I love partially because he's so outrageous large but has the total opposite of intimidating energy.  

* What did they feed you Lin Jing? He is so tall and wide, but they do a lot with camera work to try to make him not quite as big.  Side note, I would really love to see the actor who plays Lin Jing (Liu Minting) both in more dramas but more specifically in a role where he was like a minister or scholar - someone intellectual.  I think the combination of being such a big gentleman and also someone who like plots or plans would be really dynamic if it was written well.  

* Also I like the exchange where without a word Professor Ouyang indicates he has one last thing to say, it's private and that he would like Shen Wei to ask Li Qian to leave. That's What You Can Do With Good Actors!

* Li Qian is just so pretty and the actress emotes so well!

* Shen Wei totally understanding what's going on with this shady research immediately and wanting to stay as far away as possible.  We see one of the first examples of him being aggressively polite to remove himself from a situation.

* "i'M jUST aN oRDINARY sCHOLAR." No one buys it Shen Wei.

* Angy Thinking Face

* One thing the show is really good at is using establishing shots really well so you always know where everything is and everything is going

* Guo Changcheng, all around good boy and angel.  We stan a nervous legend

* Zhou Yunlan Arriving.  Why is everyone on this show an Absolute Legend

* Guo Changcheng protecting himself with his certificate is too cute.  This young man is trying his best and I support him.

* Also that coat is Young, Pure, Stylish; I love it

* Zhao Yunlan, what's wrong with you? You are amazing!

* His irreverent style and disregard of usual policy makes him fit in really well with his band of misfits and special cases

* Guo Changcheng's OO face is too good, elastic face

* Da Qing my love!

* Jin Ling, I think he has an all seeing eye on his hoodie thing. Illuminati Confirmed.

* Also they filmed the shots so well, so you always know where everyone is in relation to everyone else

* Our Prized Cabbage!  I love her!

* Great handheld work: shaky and unhinged, but not migraine inducing

* Foreshadowing in the form of a shadow and reaching for the necklace

* Da Qing's cat behaviours. I really want behind the scenes of the actor discussing how cat was he going to cat

* We get our first real example of how Zhao Yunlan doesn't feel safe emoting negatively and so he uses a super sunny mask to hide his feelings, except with Da Qing who he lets his anger show with because he trusts him.

* I'm not even halfway through and I've written so much, peace and blessings to the readers of this.

* Zhao Yunlan's swagger, after his childhood having a little power must feel comforting and good

* I love how Da Qing is talking as a cat less than a meter from the medical examiner.  Does the examiner not care or does he know?  Is he deaf?

* Harassing Guo Changcheng is the new team sport

* Zhao Yunlan Realises Something Music

* Also, Lollipop Measurement

* It's nice to see Zhao Yunlan just being himself with Da Qing, he's able to really be honest and genuine with him

* Slow Look Moment

* This moment is so fascinating!  Shen Wei doesn't know what's going on yet.  He just sees an old friend who winces when he sees him and disappears.  We mostly see things from Zhao Yunlan's point of view, but from Shen Wei's perspective this is a first part of just some Odd and Confusing Happenings

* This cat though!  I love him!

* The delicate way they’re both feeling each other out.  This must be so confusing and startling for Shen Wei and Zhao Yunlan is trying to figure out if this teacher is going to bust him or what.

* He forgot to let go, way to set off Zhao Yunlan’s suspicions

* “Mark Stewart” Is he though?  Who picked out that English name?

* Li Qian!  I love her and I love that striped blouse. Fashion.  Got to look good when you’re resisting a mental break. *Also she hears a meow and looks around at eye level, I love that for her.

* Zhao Yunlan!  You can’t take pictures of young ladies without their permission.  What is wrong with you!

* I love Da Qing’s very cat attitude of I Will Have Vengeance for These Wrongs

* Two for one! Shen Wei meets two faces from his past.

* Also, I get a little frustrated about people making a big deal about the 10,000 years versus 1,000 years age thing with Da Qing.  a) He has amnesia and b) the thousand years refers to the amount of time needed to cultivate to a certain stage in Chinese mythology - usually by absorbing energy from the sun, moon, or depending on the animal other sources.

* I feel so bad for Shen Wei, who knows what he thinks.  Were his friends brainwashed?  Did they forget?  Can they not say for some reason?  What is happening?

This review is getting a little long, so join in tomorrow for Part Two~~!

[lellu]

omg hi i think this might be the first time i got tagged in one of these

last song: haircut by chaz cardigan. its my favorite new song and im really annoying about it

currently reading: the color of magic by terry pratchett, except i keep forgetting so its been all summer and im not even halfway through. im also rereading guardians of ga'hoole but i hit book 7 and stopped because i find the books about coryn a slog (sorry lmao)

current fic: last fic i read was (what a match) i'm half-doomed and you're semi-sweet by ciitrus_fruitz on a03. its an lps popular fic where brooke and savannah end up being roommates years after graduating, in progress but its been recently updated

currently watching: angel the series. i'm watching it with my mom as a continuation of our buffy the vampire slayer watchthrough and we just finished season 2.

current obsessions: guardians of ga'hoole, lps popular and amphibia.

trying to think of nine ppl who might do this um. @owlfacenightkit @coconurt @raedas @bootown @justafleckofpaint @peachpaws0 @peridots-dorito @chaosmenu and @thatone-highlighter

9 people you want to get to know better

Tagged by, @inquisitor-apologist 👀 thanke

Last song: Wonderful Night by Fatboy Slim - I was watching Flushed Away for old times sake and the song was in the credits :D but like as for a song I was listening to deliberately last, then that'd be Red Flags by Tom Cardy... don't ask.

Currently reading: Hot Money - Dick Francis, well more like it's the next one on my reading "to do list", it's one of the few Dick Francis books I haven't read yet, so I'm really looking forward to it >:) always up to suffering with Francis' horse plinkos

Current fic: Across The Galaxy by Greencharacters on AO3 because I need all the Kanera fics inserted directly into my bloodstream-

Currently watching: the Ahsoka show! I love it so far no mention of Kanan??? I MEAN, I love all the Spectres popping up 👀 I'm saving my thoughts on it until after it's finished telling its story - in the words of mister Tolkien "We must not be hasty."

Next on my watch list: Mm, likely Loki, I think the new season comes out a week after Ahsoka ends. Also hoping Lego Ninjago's second half of the new season will come out soon, so that's in the cards as well :D otherwise... maybe His Dark Materials. I think there was something new for that as well? But I'll probably have to rewatch the whole thing, I can't remember where I ended up oop.

Current obsession: Kanan Jarrus :) currently trying to continue with my Inquisitor!Kanan AU without feeling guilty about it- also thanks to @vinniehorrible I am now overthinking the possibility of Marrok being Kanan or a clone of his... it's complicated- and I might explore it on my art blog later. I'm forever of the delulu clan.

Aight, time to pop up in 9 people's notifications

@strige-art @aviandistressmachine @loth-creatures @anoray @kanerallels @starrysyndulla @tobytost @astralalmighty @speedythecat

[incorrect-hgs]

Rank the episodes best to worst (explanations optional)

Uhhh.... hm.

Alright, so I did Favorite and Least Favorite here, so this'll really just be about 2-10.

2. Rainy Day Memories. Important character drama, alternate outfits, cute bits, Parnell and Slime Boy trying to rein in Amaryllis, Parsley in a hoodie asserting her position as Thyme's girlfriend, this episode has everything.

3. Crushing Obstacles. More alternate outfits, Amaryllis falling in love with Thyme, and Sage pissing off the dudebros. Plus, the exact moment where Amaryllis becomes best girl.

4. Attack on High Guardian Academy. A well-done finale. It honestly feels like the characters have grown since their introduction and you can see how. Plus, Olive has even more cat magicks. I don't love Sage's haircut, though. I just think it looks less good.

5. Past Present. Peak mumblecore Slime Boy, and Parsley bringing Thyme home to meet her folks. Plus, perhaps the only real time we see Parsley be insecure and upset for more than a second.

6. A Lost Cause. The gang's all here~

7. Journey to Lyngarthe. Kinda skippable after the first watchthrough, but I stick around for Sagemary cuddles.

8. Transformations. Tempted to put this higher to spite people who have a problem with Caraway's scene, but like I've said many times it's such a short scene it can't possibly speak to the quality of the actual episode and most of the episode is still just set up. Fun to see Snap get a crush on Sage the moment she calls her a jerk though.

9. The Scypith. The B plot is good, but I think I would've liked the A plot more if there were more students or we got a bit more worldbuilding around the mermaid school. I get why we didn't, but I think it would help its placement.

10. The Cave of Vinca. It's not a bad episode. Really, I don't dislike any of these episodes, it just doesn't have as much for me as the other ones. I'm not sure the Buckle sequence entertained me all that much. That or I just like the magic school stuff more than seeing these characters on actual adventures.

[circumference-pie]

Hello! Hope you are well, my sincere apologies for the late start. May I ask, how did you end up getting involved with Nirvana in Fire? Have you watched the whole show or read the book? (Or both!)

Hello! It's nice to meet you!

I got into NiF through Guardian, actually! It was hard to be in a cdrama fandom around that time and not hear about NiF. (I think this is still true, in 2022.) My first watchthrough was a bit difficult at first; I couldn't tell anyone apart and I didn't even realize what Lin Shu's deal was until I happened to read the Viki summary.

I don't remember exactly when I sank into being really, really invested, but by the end I was watching episodes at an unhealthy rate and had bought a Viki membership specifically so I could watch it in HD without ads. I think that was the end of 2018?

And then I watched it again immediately, and my second watchthrough was when I really fell in love with it. I just realized how *chef's kiss* all the characters were, how everything was set up so perfectly, how GOOD the acting is.

I got into the fandom through the exchange, which I think I found through Tumblr! The author I betaed for invited me to the Langya Hall server, and even though I was a little scared of Discord at the time, I poked my head in. I'm glad I did! It's such a welcoming community with fascinating and funny discussions.

Whoops, edit to say: I have not read the novel.

[blameozpin]

also, a scene that hit way harder for me this watchthrough was ren lashing out at the ace ops for saying that people can’t be replaced. obviously ren knows how it feels to have the ones close to you taken away, and god knows if he’s had some sort of adult guardians while growing up with nora and realizing how early he lost his only family. but on a meta level, ren’s voice isn’t his own. because in a way, neath oum replaced monty as his voice actor. so hearing that “people cant simply be replaced” hurts that much more

[chaotic-spoopygurl]

Oh, wow, my Avatar is still Terezi… Well, what I’m about to say prolly sounds like her…

so whazzup bitches? Guess who’s back on their fandom shit? This person! I’ve finally accepted I’m nerdy trash and Loki and watching the MCU has gotten me on a tangent again. Damnit, I thought I’d watch the entirety of the Universe, feel less like Steve after his winter nap (hah! I understood that reference…) I never thought I’d be a fan of it.

kinda stuck on Dr. Strange RN in my watchthroughs, the hardest ones to sit through are the ones I’ve already seen. Like, I’ve watched Guardians a bajillion times it’s just that good of a standalone movie especially when the tie-ins are side mentions.

I wanna write about how I get it now, but that’s for another post.

Also, Loki. Just… 🤤

[theroseandthebeast]

what is guardian and do you know where it can be watched?

hey nonny!  Guardian is “a series based on a fantasy-BL web novel of the same name by Priest... The series follows Zhao Yunlan and Shen Wei, a detective and a professor who investigate supernatural phenomena.” 

I will say it throws A LOT at you right in the beginning, in a way that makes you go ALIENS? SHAPESHIFTERS??? WHAT IS HAPPENING??? but hold on through an ep and you’ll be fine. the vibe is overall pretty light -- its got a BBC Merlin level of fun + irrelevance + feels, but if it were an NCIS-esque squad trying to hunt down rogue “aliens” 

I’ve been watching this particular Youtube playlist -- for some reason it IS missing ep 10, BUT you can search for it very easily. Its all over youtube. 

if you wanna know more than that, there’s plenty on wikipedia, or I am totally happy to answer questions, but I’m on my second watchthrough and having a blast, tbh

[glowyjellyfish]

What is it about watching Disney animation that leaves me wanting to make lists?

This morning I wanted to make lists of all the Disney movies that have already fulfilled various “firsts” people like attributing to the newest movie, ie “movies with no villain”, “movies with no romance”, etc.

Then I discovered that when I started this current watchthrough in 2020 I started some very different lists: Most Badass character, Most Adorkable Character (both having male and female categories), Best and Worst Parent or Guardian, Biggest Himbo...

So now I just want to make a submission list and figure these lists out; they’re more fun and involved than the straightforward lists. I personally feel that no Disney animated character has ever beaten Pecos Bill at badassery, and the Himbo category would be hard to fill out and would be dominated by Kronk and Mariano if I strictly stick to movies, but won’t it be fun to play with? I can tell you right now, Encanto has at least one person for every category, which improves hugely on what i already had listed.

I wonder what other categories would be fun? Maybe some sort of “most eccentric” to cover a lot of weirdos and sidekicks? Anyway while I am generally just doing this to amuse myself, I would enjoy if anybody wanted to make suggestions, and if I keep it going I might post screenshots of submitted candidates or the winners or something.

[lesyah]

guardian watchthrough stream of consciousness ep. 1

I just started this show and I am going to react to it because I’m like three minutes in and already have thoughts to think

Ok first of all, this dude who’s reporting for duty is so awkward it makes me feel embarrassed

Also the professor was so sweet I like him

When I saw that lady’s tail.................

Idk what to say about that

Someone just turned into a cat

He passed out omg

Very confused rn to say the least

He passed out again omg

They have an office full of people who can do this stuff and just hired some random guy???

BRO the girl died???

Dang

This animated cat HAHA

“Stop vomiting”

Ok let me just stop that’s easy

The way he SPUN to just let it loose sent me tho

WHY IS HE HANGING FROM THE WINDOW LOL

ok that look between them was PACKED

What’s the tea folks

That cat is so cute

What is going on rn

“Dead fatty” HAHAH

I’m very confused.

Those looks said “I know you and am impacted by this exchange.”

And their mouths said “idk u”

Why did the business card say mark Stewart

HUH?????

Oh the girls alive??????????

I thought she was the one who died

Oh I see. Yikes. Poor thing.

Her outfit is literally so cute

Why did he take a picture of her unprompted

The cat is 1000 YEARS OLD??????? literally that’s fire 🔥

Did he just subtly but not so subtly accuse the prof of killing that girl lol

His name is shen wei right????

And the special investigator is zhao something????

MANS REALLY SAID “as a normal person in this crazy world, none of my business”

Shen’s glasses are tight

Why are their interactions so weird

It makes me tense

Also Shen Wei is so CUTE??? Baby face.

UNTRUSTWORTHY

Wow

This kid is not subtle in the slightest

Anyone would know he’s following someone

And he also lost them lol

I love that he took the elderly lady home

Good kid

OH MY GOSH

WTF

ummm that ghost got cake tho 👀🎂

Hold on.

Wtf just punched the ghost

WHAT THEICNEKC

WHAT IS THAT

HAHAGAGA

He called him Pinocchio Hahahaha

Omfg

Cool dude tho

Grandma just went to sleep

I am very very confused

B R O

Bro

BROOOO they knew each other TEN THOUSAND YEARS AGO???!!!!?!!????!!!!!!!!

BROOOOOO

“I hope u still remember our pact”

Cut to 2 mins ago when zhao said “untrustworthy.”

HAHA yikes sorry shen wei

The people in this show aren’t very subtle

He was very clearly spying on Li Qian

Shen Wei even turned around and looked directly at him and he tried to act like he just happened to be there and abandoned his motorcycle hahaha

I love how even 10,000 years ago this dude was still eating lollipops. An icon.

“I feel like we know each other from a long time ago”

Shen Wei:

Shen Wei: maybe we really have met before.....

Zhao: *laughs*

Shen Wei: ...👁👄👁

Zhao: bye

I love how that guy’s impulse when he bumped into the goth was to just wrap his arms around him

When Shen Wei saw that necklace, it got so intense omg

Omg that thing chasing them is so creepy

YO HOW DO YOU JUKE A GHOST????? ICONIC

That hand thing.......creepy. I love it.

“I won’t let it hurt you”

Punches through the door

Freddy Kruger vibes

Where did he go

He just disappeared after getting thrown from the roof. Wtf.

The dude taking pictures and filming LMAO

Ummm prof where did u go

I miss u

Who just flew from the sky with a freaking scythe

Where did shen wei go

The kid clutching the goth guy hahaha

“Where is Professor shen”

He’s just lying there dead like thanks for noticing

Ok episode 1 complete. Thank u for tuning into my brain.

[lesyah]

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“I love it because it was given by you” ok

Shen wei.......the biggest case of baby face wow

Why do shen wei and his bro look exactly the same

Ye zun is giving me jin guangyao vibes rn and I don’t like it

Why does ye zun hate shen wei so much

The silver hair is cool ngl

Shen wei’s actor has a smile that is ONLY rainbows and sunshine

Omg I’m sad no one wants to know shen wei????? 🥺

Zhao yunlan just calling himself da qing’s master

Da qing is like excuse me

Omg shen wei picked up the lollipop wrapper and took it

“What is a wormhole? Can I help you open it?”

Ugh stop it shen wei, I’m about to simp for u

OH MY GOSHHHHHH

SHEN WEI’S FACE WHEN HE SAID HE HAD TO GO

I AM SO DEPRESSED

HE HAD TO WAIT 10,000 YEARS

I HATE IT HERE

da qing skidding up to say where are you going

DA QING HAD TO WAIT TOO!!!

I HATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!

DA QING SAID HE’LL MISS HIM!!!!

IF ANYONE IS READING THIS PLEASE OFFER ME SUPPORT IN THIS TRYING TIME

“I am your forever master” BRO

HE GAVE HIM THE BELL???????

“You keep it”

JUST KILL ME ITLL BE LESS PAINFUL

the way shen wei cut ye zun’s mask in two.......the baddest in all the land

Ugh

I love shen wei

Why is ye zun like this

The way shen wei is just standing there watching zhao yunlan appear back in the wormhole like 👁👄👁

“It took me 10,000 years to find you”

Ohhhhhhhh my gosh

Ok ye zun’s reasoning.......2/10

I get being upset but you blew it way out of proportion.

“Wei” out of proportion hahahahaha

He so clearly tried to save you, too. Like relax dude. You also tried to kill a bunch of people and only proceeded to get worse.

I love da qing sooooo much

Like sooooo much

“You guys speak so loud that my back hurts”

Yes thank you I’m going to say that FOREVER

I am dead

Don’t talk about shen wei like that u little punk

The regent has been this old for 10,000 years??? Lmao

Are they gonna tell us why zhao yunlan called shen wei “xiao wei” that one time? Because I’m still very much confused about that

“You will be alone wherever you go”

SHUT UP YE ZUN

zyl:

“This place doesn’t suit you” is the politest and most baller way to kick somebody out of somewhere.

The next time someone is in my presence and I don’t want them there I’m gonna say this.

So. What about the necklace.

Still no idea about that

I can’t believe ye zun pretending to be shen wei. Ugh. He’s terrible at pretending to be him too. Wtf.

Ye zun is LITERALLY the worst.

Wtf!!!!!!!

I don’t get his motives AT ALL

Like broooooooo relax

I understand being pissed at being locked up for 10,000 years tho

Ughhhhhh this is so stressful

So why did zhao yunlan feel like he knew shen wei this whole time? I thought he was like feeling things residually from being reincarnated or something but he actually just simped for shen wei two seconds after meeting him.

But he SAID he felt like he knew him from before

IM CONFUSED!!!!!

can shen wei please explain what the necklace is

[lesyah]

guardian stream of consciousness watchthrough ep. 25

Whoa I kinda think it’s fun to see guo changcheng with a temper

I’m dying at chu shuzhi checking for a fever

ONLY TO BE BATTED AWAY HAHA

wowowowowowow

He snapped

Zyl: what is happening rn

Lmaooo

I love shen wei’s suit

Is zhu Hong saying she’s at the university to get smart for zhao yunlan……………..????

Oh my gosh

Shen Wei: 😬

Me: 😬

The entire world: 😬

Oh…..my gosh……..zhu Hong

I am speechless

I have to take a moment to mentally prepare myself for astronomical levels of secondhand embarrassment

I cannot take this you guys

Help me

Zyl looking at shen wei like do u see this rn

Shen Wei: *blinks rapidly*

I’d like to die now

Papa zhao is a baller.

Always lookin snappy

This was my face when chu shuzhi walked up to zhao yunlan the way he did:

Kaixksockiee imdniciejfje

IM SHOOK RN

ZHAO YUNLANS LIKE 😀 help

Shen Wei staring at chu shuzhi like:

The feral yell zhao yunlan just let out omfg

HE SAID “gross.” HAHAHA

Shen Wei just said that it would be better for chu shuzhi to die than act like that wow

I really cannot believe zyl just pretended to be the same way towards Shen Wei. Speechless rn.

No thoughts head empty 💭

Da qing acting like a brat is my fave thanks

Zyl smacking Lin jing in the nuts haha

Omg 😳

“So that you and shen wei can have a lovers world all to yourselves”

H u h?????

Zyl: 😶

Chu shuzhi and guo changcheng switching personalities lmao

“So manly 😍” Hahahaha

“Changcheng is so manly!!!!” Oh my gosh

Omg the taxi driver was the one who killed the lady??!! 😭🥺

WHAT THE HECK

SOMEONE SHOT AN ARROW AT HIM THROUGH THE FAN OPENING ?!!!!!!!

“I despise talking nicely” hahaha

“You’re mistaken, I’m not yet awake” LOL

The way this guy is acting is giving me hives

You know what, I’m just gonna say it—I’m CONFUSED!!!!!!!!!!

Oh he’s not susceptible??? That’s what shen wei meant??? Cause he gave him some of his life force 😭😭

Chu shuzhi standing there terrified lol

THE V SIGN HE DID WHEN HE CAUGHT THE GUY BY THE ARM!!!! AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHA

The old man telling the pillar to behave lol

Ok now I’m confused. Are we saying that zhao yunlan was affected by the personality thing but he was the same because he’s already using a disguise?????????????

Or wait…..are they talking about Lin jing?????

Ummm that girl just dropped dead????

“Humans are nice” who and what is she lol

Wtf is going on

SHE WAS A CROW!!!!!!!!!

⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

Guo changcheng getting a favor from the crows

The way he immediately was like “stop being evil” lmao

What did she expect?

She was like “no.” And flew away

[lesyah]

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HAHAHAHA

zhao yunlan saying it’s all thanks to shen wei using a landline LMAOOO

His phone took that picture so slow

Lol they stole the car?????? Wtf?

She’s like “it’s here, I have the key, it’s mine”

I’m sorry that car has been there this whole time??? Or this dude really knew that the flower fell off in that exact spot? Either way. Confused.

How did it suddenly become night???????!!!!!!

The way that man ran up lol

Why is papa zhao the way that he is

I get so impatient when things get intense. I get stressed and am just like LETS GOOOO

The flashbacks really slow it down 😫😫

“That brat will not come”

Excuse me? He is trying so hard. Take that back

“He’s just an old crappy man” LMAO

He blames papa zhao for her death because he was DYING and ALSO needed a blood transfusion??!!!!!!!! Are you KIDDING?!!!!?!!?!!

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This guy needs to RELAX!!!!!

Wait

Hold on

Did this dude

Just say

What I think he said

“Does he deserve to be a son of mine?”

Uh—

I’m sorry

I’m SORRY???????

ARE YOU KIDDING ME RN!!!!!!!!!

Chu shuzhi watching like “ur next papa zhao”

Bro I’m so pissed

WHAAAAAAT!!!!!!!

WHAT WHAT WHAT!!!!!

HE DID NOT

JUST SAY

THAT HE REGRETS THAT ZHAO YUNLAN LIVED INSTEAD OF HIS WIFE

WHAT

THERE ARE NO WORDS

THAT ENCOMPASS THE RAGE I AM FEELING!!!!!!!!!

I don’t care if this ends up being some ploy to save him or it’s his other personality or whatever. No excuse. That is the rudest thing ever and I hate it so much.

I’m gonna explode

Someone bring me a cold compress

Omg his face was so sad

I literally don’t care if he was doing it to save him that was so rude

He’s like “now I’m gonna die for you out of spite” LOL

How are you gonna kill zyl when shen wei is standing right there

Bro he tried to give the blood to the wife smh

Why didn’t the doctor tell him that in the first place?????????

Chu shuzhi stroking guo changchengs hair as he looks at him fondly...........thoughts to think rn

Da qing jumping onto the table when the ground shook lol

Oop

Ye zun is comin

Ew he looks so creepy!!!!!!

Rip to the rushed goodbye between shen wei and zyl

This thing is GROSS

And why does it look like shen wei

And why is everything so sus

HE KILLED THE OLD MAN????? THE CHAIR!!!!!!

The pillar being like “I can’t wait to see shen wei” same

Ok babe, the fact that the dude was killed by an undergrounder was very significant information that you left out for waaaaay too long

Wtf

HIS DYING WORDS WERE DONT LET SHA YA LIVE RESENTFULLY??????

And what did she do?

She proceeded to let sha ya live resentfully.

Smh.

Can’t trust anybody these days

So much serious stuff is happening rn I don’t have time to listen to her sob story on why she was wrong the entire time like she would have been in the right if she knew the whole story!!!!!!!!

Doesn’t change anything sha ya!!!!!

And I don’t feel bad for u!!!!!!!

[lesyah]

Guardian stream of consciousness watchthrough ep. 34

I’m sorry

Hold on

I need a moment to process this

A kid—chu shuzhi—simply hurt somebody

And their response......was to set a K I D.....on f i r e???????????????

Make it make sense

Poor chu shuzhi

Omg I forgot that chu shuzhi said he was a cannibal HAHAHA

WOW this is intense

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Omfg I’m feeling so many things rn

Ughhhhgghhgghhh

Me rn:

Lin jing I’m mad at u get away from here

Li qian don’t mess around I love her

The way they’re so loudly talking about this in front of Professor ouyang

“This is the bleakest time I’ve had since joining special investigations”

“You must be single” ZHU HONG HAHAHAHA

“No way you’d have a girlfriend” oh my gosh I love her

I imagine it’s a little hard to be inconspicuous when you drive a car like that zhao yunlan

Shen Wei ur the king of the baddies I’d die for u—that’s not shen wei is it

Why are those two dudes bullying the real shen wei

He apologized for punching out those guys omg

Fun fact: I cannot stand Professor ouyang

Omg THERES wang Zheng and sang zan

Oh great ouyang is now gonna become some powerful dude

Ugh

Someone tell me why TF!!!!! Da qing hid and snuck around in his human form 😫😫😫😫 and then MEOWED to get shen wei’s attention. I......have no words

Oh no that’s not shen wei 😭😭

Omg did he kill him

“MY LITTLE YUNLAN” HAHAHAHA

Wang Zheng and sang zan are like .............Um yea

Oh big yikes

Big big yikes

Aloxosjdowjdowjjdkwncowkw

Zhao yunlan why did you pick it up directly tho

OMG SANG ZAN CHECKING THE SEASTAR GUYS LIKE “omfg he killed them”

Omg fake shen wei (I mean I assume it’s ye zun) looking at zyl like 👀 oh he cute tho

Zhao yunlan is like “oh um......

I’m just holding a sacred item no biggie”

Zyl should know it’s not shen wei based solely on the fact that he didn’t go on a rampage about safety

Stop trying to deflect by flattering his outfit

“I wore it over for you to take a look” uh what????

Ye zun, it’s a valiant effort. I understand that bc shen wei is so obsessed with zhao yunlan you think he might act like that. However, he simps for zhao yunlan in different ways. Do ur homework 😤😤😤😤😤

Zyl rn:

Ye zun you are not trying very hard to convince anybody you’re shen wei

You’re doing a terrible job

I will say tho..........zyl was right.......that outfit DRIPS

Ugh stop hurting them u jerk

Omg no

Nonono

Did he just eat them

I’m so PISSED

omg where is zhao yunlan lol

I was literally about to type “I feel like zhao yunlan is gonna have some weird moment where he sees his mom”

And then he said “mom?”

Omg

He just got DROPPED lol

WAIT IN THE PAST????,,,

ARE WE FINALLY GETTING OUR ANSWERS??????

ZHAO YUNLAN PREPARE URSELF

Shen Wei with long hair.......immaculate

That dudes hair is crazy lol

“He just left?” HAHA

DA QING!!!!!!!!!!!

Zhao yunlan is a deity? Omg

“Can you say something that I understand?”

LITERLLY ME THIS ENTIRE SHOW

GLAD TO KNOW IM NOT THE ONLY ONE

“Take his place”

Well I have a terrible terrible feeling about that.

Noooo thank you

I feel very anxious

All of those flashbacks with shen wei and zhao yunlan were just shen wei with present zhao yunlan........??,,,,,, no thoughts. My head has never been emptier.

Why did he expect shen wei to know who he was???? Hahahahaha

Oh he just meant as the dude who saved him lol

“Take your mask off and smile” wtf

Shen Wei went into that cave with a purpose, and totally derailed when he met zhao yunlan.......he really hasn’t changed smh

Simp from day 1

Omg zyl is such a flirt

He put the lollipop in his mouth omg

The way he’s eating the lollipop omg 🥺🥺🥺🥺 baby

“The life that I owe you I will definitely return to you”

OHHHHHHHH MY GOSH

Why do I feel like I’m about to cry rn......

Why do these episodes always end like this wtf.