#where are my streamers

[catcrumbled]

just heard about sam’s minecraft server and it made me remember how much i’ve missed watching cozy MC streams where they’d tell us stories and have conversations w chat and i used to love just watching them absentmindedly as background noise :(

the dteam should do more cozy streams again :’) 🫶

[possuminnit]

does anyone remember the stream where someone asked for help on math and wilbur read it, so the next like 20 minutes was just everyone doing math problems for this One Guy in chat

[tango-but-everywhere]

Hi:D

How are you

I am here to ask you to put Tango in a Box

With food and with a Jimmy:D

Something nice for Tango

Please

They’re kinda like those little guys from night at the museum, which is completely the opposite scale of the previous post

[royalarchivist]

Pac: The server opens, Araldo appears, and he is different, he removes the mask, and a bald man we all know says "OIIII! Bom dia, bom dia, bom dia!"

Pac: It would be too powerful, it would be too powerful, right? That is my- that is my HC [headcanon]. "Bom dia, bom dia, bom dia, calma calma calma calma, bom dia, bom dia!"

[He tries and fails to log onto the server again, and continues singing along to the background music (muted in the VOD)]

Pac: He just says "Minas Gerais." Wouldn't that be absolute cinema? "Tio Fabio, Tio Fabio. Tio Fabio!" Do you remember him saying that?

[calwasfound]

fruitninja go to barbenheimer (+ mcc17 callback)

[himawanai]

post this deer

[anachronistic-falsehood]

where has pac been this whole time. i have not seen hide nor hair of my streamer in tweets or screenshots or streams or anything. i would start frantically putting up missing posters if i didn't consider the very likely possibility that he is simply too hungover to be out rn

[autisticqueenorder]

[larvabyte]

my bf and i sometimes talk about a crack au where cyrus has court mandated therapy and spends his days playing truck simulator

[0ryza13]

I like watching Pointcrow's playthroughs of games because he actually reads the damn dialogue and knows whats happening in the story.

[internetd1vas]

bootleg kangel!! came a few days ago

[svtskneecaps]

i should be sleeping but i do want to reiterate how much i love that our collective fan community and also the streamers are constantly like, so new members when? new language when? a teaser drops and we're all like germans???? german time????? asiatic language time??????? new faces??? new friends?? new communities????

i've said this before but it just constantly makes me feel all warm n fuzzy to see it. i'm really happy we're all so excited and united in this.

[azulock]

I just want to say I love your writing and love seeing any new posts you make even if they're for characters I don't care about I love reading your version of what a character would like or do! I was wondering if you could do a nsfw hc for a fem reader for hiori? seeing the latest chapter say he's an ultrasadist did something me lmao

Owwwwwwn thaaaank you nonnie! it's an honor knowing you'll read even the characters you don't care about geeez I feel flustered now <3 and oh boy, Hiori the oversharer, like that came out of nowhere bro, you don't just say shit like that. I can imagine the Ubers being able to hear that convo and later at their locker room being like "did you hear that?" "yeah, that was so weird". Besides he scares me, his favorite movie is ready player one, that's a worse red flag than a guy liking fight club 🚩 anyway here we go

hiori yo fem!reader nsfw headcanons

⟳ An ultrasadist by his own description, so better have a safeword in hand you might need it. He is, obviously, a dom. And I really do think for him to ever even think of subbing he'd need a lot of therapy before that. So yeah, it's the sadist dom type, hope your definition of pleasure is some hellraiser shit.

⟳ I don't need to say what type of dom he is right He's going straight for the punishment. Will intentionally make you mess up something he asks you to do just as an excuse, but he doesn't even really requires the excuse. He can be very commanding and vocal about his demands, and even demeaning if he thinks they haven't been met.

⟳ A true sucker for your pain and will do whatever he can to get it. His dick is only a bit above average so it won't stretch out your pussy too much but he can find other ways. Very much into wanting to stretch out your ass, and on making you gag while taking his cock balls deep into your mouth.

⟳ Also very much into toys. Got restraints, eye covers, gags and lots of rope. Candles for wax play and that slight burning sensation. Paddles to make sure you are bruised red. Nipple clamps that he likes tugging on a bit too much. And probably some animal ears and a plug with a tail, cause he is into pet play.

⟳ Likes playing with your clit and pussy aggressively but continuously denying you an orgasm until you've gone completely stupid. Wanna see you go dumb on his cock to the point where you are nonverbal. And even after that you ain't coming so easily. Also into dubcon like intox play and taking pictures of you while you are high and fucked out.

⟳ This twink is a tits man, loves a big fat pair of tits. He likes the sight when he gets you kneeling in front of him. Will have you tied up with your tits pushed together in a nice pretty bra sitting under his desk while he games. This way he can just shove his cock into your mouth when he gets frustrated and watch your tits bounce as you move when he looks dow. Will also have you rubbing your pussy against his foot if you ever hope to get off.

⟳ Wants you as free use, always willing to have him. Sometimes he is gonna fuck you for hours on end, no matter how tired you get. On others he'll just jerk off while watching you do something completely unaware only to show up, bend you down, and shove his cock into you just to cum inside your pussy. Or to cum all over your tits, he probably has a folder on his computer full of photos of you just like that.

[localcryptic]

OC two truths and a lie

"choose an OC and make a 24 hour poll with two truths and one lie about them and see if people can guess the lie"

(thank you for tagging me @autumnfangirler >:3)

i shall be exposing my sidestep Ripley Hawthorn's secrets today, since he is so famously open with his emotions (<- lying)

psst. tell me what you voted for and why in the tags/replies if you want

(i challenge @b33tlejules @eggfullofbees , if y'all want to play :3c)

[miserymisume]

Certainty

[beeduoo]

originnssssss who remembers origins i Loved origins