#mc toad

[autisticqueenorder]

[year2000electronics]

“maybe if i distract this guy i can run away before she catches me” -mc toad, seconds before disaster

[opt1gan]

Merry wonderful time everyone 💋

[gears2gnomes]

AGDQ 2024 - Starfox 64

"Animal in Space."

[doodleshire]

wanted to doodle some mario stuff!

[ghostclangen]

moon fourteen - newleaf our first romance AND our first (new) kit :") i like to imagine charredtail's celebrating saving quailkit lol.

[rats-n-runespoors]

hogwarts legacy writing propmt thingy majiggy

COSY DAY IN

summary: celestia hangs out with her REAL friends

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Celestia grunted, squinting her nose at the warm glow bleeding through the great stained windows. Slowly, her eyes cracked open, and she blinked several times, trying to adjust to the light. She lifted her arms high above her head, sighing at the popping of her muscles and bones.

"Good morning, Miss Silverberry!" came the voice of Deek, just a little to her left. Celestia reached for the glasses that she didn't remember sitting on the coffee table and settled the frames on her nose. She looked to her side, seeing the short, wrinkly house-elf bouncing on his toes. "How is Miss Silverberry feeling?"

The Ravenclaw took a moment to process his question, a thrumming, pulsating sensation still reverberating throughout her body. How long does the curse last?

"Fine," she lied, though not very convincingly. She had been grinding her teeth, forcing herself to keep quiet and not relive last night's events. She didn't want Deek to know; she wasn't sure if he'd tell Professor Weasley. And if Professor Weasley found out, Merlin knew she'd question and question, then bring in Celestia's father, and then he’d fret over her, then surely he'd call her mum, and Celestia couldn't bear to see her upset. Maybe they'd bring in an Auror squad, and then they'd surely find out Sebastian cast that Unforgivable and that Ominis was there too, and then the two people her age who seemed to give even the smallest shit about her would be expelled or arrested or…

Celestia turned to Deek again, the elf having conjured up some yoghurt and tea. “How’d I get here last night?” she asked, watching as Deek’s bulging eyes darted up to her.

"Ah, Miss Silverberry was in the dungeons,” he said, gesticulating as he did. “You were... on a staircase near the Slytherin common room. Deek… Deek thinks someone may have…harmed you.”

Celestia bit the inside of her cheek, still feeling the sparks hissing through her veins. They left her. Those slimy boys left her. To be found by a professor? To walk to the Ravenclaw Tower by herself, right after being cursed by a bothersome teenage boy?

Words failed Celestia, as they often did. With a scowl, she stood upright and walked away.

Fine, she thought. She didn't need people; she didn't need to stick around people her own age, like her mum had said. They were all immature, far too dim and dull for Celestia. She was better off with her beasts; thank you very much.

Stomping through her private room, brushing past her bushels of dittany and mallowsweet, she made her way into that realm away from man.

"Sepulchria!" she called, trying to keep the anger from her voice. At the shout, only one head turned in response. A black, furless beast trotted up to her, nickering excitedly. She thrust her head against Celestia's chest, relaxing her large, leathery wings.

***

Hours later, Celestia found herself on the moist, loamy ground, reclining on Sepulchria's side, staring up at the blinking stars, however faux they were. Her left hand was busy stroking the silky fur of Agnes, a silvery-blue mooncalf draped over her chest, while her right was gently rubbing Marion's chin, a giant purple toad who was uncharacteristically cuddled up against her side (she was very particular about where she liked to be touched). Celestia knew she'd end up with a hand full of warts tomorrow but couldn't bring herself to care. She was cosy right where she was, watching the other calves and toads chitter and croak. Her eyes were drawn to Edgar, the male thestral she'd saved from some nasty poachers, glaring at her.

"You're too forward," she said, tilting her head back to bump Sepulchria's. "She doesn't like forwardness."

The stallion huffed, angrily pawing at the mud he stood in. He had accidentally (or not) launched a clump of it at Silas, another thestral stallion. He whinnied angrily and started to prance towards Edgar, flapping his large wings and pinning his ears back.

"Hey!" Celestia called, causing the males and the beasts currently cuddling up to her to turn. "Do not."

Silas shook his head and huffed, trotting away to gaze into the lake. Edgar watched him go, then ducked his head to tug at the grass. The Ravenclaw groaned, sinking back into her warm little pile of friends.

[pierog]

i joined a lesbian library today it was so cute 😭😭😭 lots of lezzies my age but also realised it was my first time ever speaking to old lady dykes. soooo cute. and got to converse heaps on my queer history hyperfixation over coffee and biscuits yayay

[dad-friend]

got some clothes for christmas so im weeding out

(all of its gonna be hand-me-downs, not trash; i have a big family + lots of family friends who can take clothes or pass them on)

and ive been trying to like. narrow down what i want in my closet and how i want to dress and uh

its like a grandpa obsessed w having super practical clothes got set loose in a kindergarten classroom

[little-eye-guy]

ARMADILLO?

[autisticqueenorder]

[hydrasaura]

love how this poll puts into perspective the insanity of this show <3

I'm seeing this kind of poll around a lot lately and I wanted to try my hand at it.

[zephyrchama]

(Obey Me! Belphegor and MC. The problem with naps.)

You were in trouble.

It had been several hours since you were able to move. Your legs were heavy, most likely numb. You wanted nothing more than to kick and stretch out your neglected muscles. The battery on your D.D.D. was running low.

Belphegor was deaf to the world, his nose buried in your naval with arms coiled around your waist. He was the world's clingiest lap blanket. Despite bending his knees, Belphegor's feet stuck out over the edge of the couch. You had tried fruitlessly over the hours to wake him, but things were getting dire.

You poked at his cheek. Slow and soft at first, but with increasing intensity until you reached a point where Leviathan himself would have recruited you for a button-mashing game.

"Belphie. Belphegor. Belphegor. Belphie. Belph. Belphegor. Hey!!"

You whacked his forehead with your D.D.D. There was no response. You sunk back into the couch cushions to create a bit of distance between your stomach and the demon's face. The next plan was to pinch his nose.

This was also futile. Belphegor clearly stopped inhaling and appeared fine, but such a length of time without breathing would cause brain damage in humans. It disturbed you. He was probably fine, being a demon and all. It was still concerning. You squeezed his nostrils until the excessive passage of time made you uncomfortable and let go. A couple of seconds went by before Belphegor breathed in with a loud snore. Any sense of relief was quickly and easily washed away by annoyance.

You groaned and leaned forward over the demon's head, placing your elbows on the edge of your knees to better cradle your face in your hands with despair. You balled your hands into fists, pressing them against your forehead, and let out a wail.

"Belphie, I'm begging you. Wake up."

Silence. You felt like you were going to explode.

"I have to pee."

You might as well have been talking to a large rock. The demon's weight on your lower stomach was not helping the situation. In an ideal world, you would have reached the bathroom over an hour ago. You leaned back once more and stared dismally at the sleeping figure in your lap. You were running out of options.

"Hear me, Denizens of Darkness. I am Master of Belphegor, Avatar of Sloth. Heed my call and do as I command. Get off of me!"

Wisps of magic curled up your arms, dancing across your neck and face. Its light made everything brighter. Traces of powerful energy - Belphegor's own energy - blew through your hair, whooshing past your ears. Belphegor was forcefully shifted into his demon form and rolled off the couch with all the grace of a baby chick learning to fly.

A deep rumble escaped his throat at the rude awakening. Belphegor lifted himself up in a daze. The fluff on his tail stood on edge as it swung turbulently from side to side. He clenched his jaw, barring his teeth menacingly. "What are you doing?"

You had already seized the chance to leap up. Only, your legs betrayed you. There was no strength to stand and you fumbled over onto Belphegor, colliding with his back. You both momentarily flailed on the ground.

"Explain yourself," he growled while you struggled to stand. Blips of magic were evaporating off your clothes, adding to the disorientation.

"Carry me!" you demanded. "That'll be faster, you've gotta carry me."

Even if you buckled your legs together to hold things in, you worried that wobbling down the hallway with jelly legs would be an impossible endeavor.

Belphegor looked at you the same way he would look at a diseased toad. With no context, he was wholly confused.

"I need the bathroom, now!" It was all you could think of. Magic started swirling at your wrists again as you began to chant, "Heed my words, in the name of the sorcerer..."

"Ok, ok! Wait!" Belphegor scrambled to his feet. He winced at the thought of being commanded again. His chest tightened, already afflicted by the start of your spell.

You had your knees locked together, digging your nails into your palm in a desperate attempt to hold your bladder in. It wasn't the best pose for being picked up. Belphegor did his best. He couldn't carry you in the elegant, suave manner he liked to dream about. Instead, he held you with both arms like an oversized bag of potatoes.

"Go, go, go!" Time was of the essence. He was slow to get a move on, so you beat on his shoulder with your fist. "This is all your fault!"

Belphegor blew a strand of hair out of his face. His expression was a sour frown. He was still cranky from being woken up. "Fine. Just hang on."

You don't get to see the demons use their abilities often. They like to play human in front of you. Unfortunately, with your head buried in Belphegor's hoodie and your mind occupied with other worries, you did not have the luxury to admire the way he bounded through the house with hardly perceptible speed. In just a few quick steps, not even five seconds later, you had arrived at your long-awaited destination.

You rolled out of Belphegor's arms and hastily slammed the door shut in the confused demon's face.

The Avatar of Sloth skulked across the hall to lean against the wall opposite the bathroom door. Now alone with his thoughts, he had ample time to get his mind in order and plan out exactly how to get revenge when you came back out.

[tsukii0002]

Mammon: Mc.

Mc: *reading a book* Yes?

Mammon: Would you still love me if I were a worm?

Mc: *looking up from their book* Sorry?

Mammon: I knew it *being dramatic*, you wouldn't love me if I was a worm.

Mc: *sigh* Mammon *closing their book* you've transformed into a moth, into a bird, into a toad, into a frog….

Mammon: …

Mc: You've had the mind of a cat, of a dog, you've turned into a dog, into a little D' and the list goes on and on and on and on.

Mammon: The truth is that any subject that implies a potential transformation is not my thing…

Mc: And you're a bit clumsy, although I've also been inplicated in some cases….

Mammon: *avoiding the glance*

Mc: *smiling at him* And not one of those times have I stopped loving you so yes, I would still love you if you were a worm.

Mammon: Mc... *very moved*.

Lucifer: *who had been there all the time* Why are you like this?

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[oliver-quick-ens-my-pulse]

Happy Accident

Ominis Gaunt x f!reader

Summary - Musings from a conversation I had with someone about the idea of MC being transfigured into a snake and falling into Ominis' hands for the day while he's completely unsuspecting.

Word Count - 1,651

Warnings - 18+ slight smut implications A/N - This must be the most ridiculous thing I've written, but I had to get it out thanks to @ireallydontknowdudee

"Sebastian, I have told you countless times that I will get to it when I get to it." You huffed at the freckled boy who pestered you about your feelings. Since he had found out you were interested in Ominis as more than just a friend, he had been relentless in trying to put together scenarios to make you both spill the beans. He was of course aware that Ominis cared for you in the same fashion.

He groaned from his position lounging on the couch beside you. "You're both absolutely hopeless. Oh look, he's coming now!"

You barely had the time to turn where footsteps could be heard behind you before Sebastian muttered something and aimed his wand at you. Your protests fell dead on your lips as you realized you something wasn't right.

You were not in the same position you were before somehow and Sebastian leaned close to you, whispering, "Let's see how Ominis takes to you now."

When you went to speak you realized your tongue just came out of your mouth. You could see it in front of you, but it wasn't right. You tried to move your arms and legs but realized they were gone. A snake. He had transfigured you into a snake?! Why would he even know how to do such a thing?

You were fuming as Sebastian picked you up carefully, waving Ominsi over. "Ominis, I've found this poor snake loose in the castle. You don't suppose it's some first years pet?" You couldn't see any kind of reaction at all until suddenly the blond was standing over you, pressing light fingers against the top of your head. He looked quite giddy to have discovered you.

"Merlin, if it was it isn't now. I don't know how they can be so careless with their animals. Sebastian, give it to me. I can't believe it hasn't bitten you already with how incorrectly you must be holding it." He was annoyed at the prospect that some poor student had made the smallest of mistakes.

He quickly took you from Sebastian and you felt as if you were going to fall. Moving felt strange, but it came fairly naturally as you coiled yourself around his arm and up to his shoulder. You could see his beauty marks and smirk up close now.

"See, she already likes me much better than you."

You looked down at Sebastian who had the biggest knowing grin on his face. "How do you know it's a she?"

"I can just tell. Now I will go find a proper home for this precious darling." Internally you were screaming at his words, that he was referring to you, except he didn't have any clue. You looked over Ominis' shoulder as he began his ascent and Sebastian just put his finger to his mouth in a shushing motion before waving at you.

You were going to kill him later, but for now, you had to figure out how to survive this situation. You reminded yourself to punish him for taunting you as if you could speak in the first place right now.

You had to admit that in this form at least it was very comfortable resting on Ominis. He continued to talk to you from the stairs and into his dorm room. "You poor thing, I hope you haven't been by yourself for long," his voice was soft and full of pity for you. It was a gentler version of him that you didn't think you'd ever heard before. You nuzzled your head against his jaw and his soft laughter made you feel like you were floating. At the same time, you felt like he would be terribly embarrassed to find out the reality of this situation. Perhaps you should be too with the way you were slithering all over him.

He moved about the room with his wand searching for some treats he had for his toad. He was certain that you could have them too. When he pulled them out and held them towards you, you felt sick. They were some kind of dried bugs and you turned yourself away from them hoping he would get the message that you weren't hungry. Not for that at least.

He felt you shift away from the treats in his hand and took that as a good sign that somebody had at least taken care of you up until the moment you slipped away. He sighed and made contact with your body once again, stroking you gently.

"Not hungry? That's okay. You can hang out with me for a while then. I suppose I'll have to find something for a suitable enclosure."

He took a seat on his bed and you found a comfortable position on him. You found his chest to be cozy and it was there that you sat while you listened to him. You couldn't deny your curiosity of wanting to hear what he would have to say when no one was around.

"I hope Sebastian wasn't too aggressive with you. He does mean well, but he has no experience not like I do. What am I doing? You can't understand me."

He cleared his throat and started speaking parseltongue to you. Now that was the part you didn't understand. You guess even as a snake since you were naturally human it didn't just grant you the ability to understand.

He spoke several different times, leaving pauses for you to respond. When you did nothing besides poke your tongue out a few times he gave up. You certainly couldn't respond, but really you were enamored by how his parseltongue sounded.

He never used it around you or Sebastian, nothing had really come up where it was necessary. And you knew he was sensitive about the ways it tied him to the Gaunts and Salazar Slytherin. It rolled off his tongue so easily and you found it quite alluring. You were mostly certain that it wasn't just because you were a snake right now.

"I guess you're feeling a little tired, I would be too if I was lost like you. I do enjoy good nap so you are one lucky snake."

He scooched himself back on his bed, laying down completely and allowing you to rest against him. You certainly weren't a very big snake so you rested your tail and body against his abdomen and your head on his chest.

You closed your eyes and resigned to your fate. You had no idea when Sebastian would decide to come clean and leave both you and Ominis mortified, but for the present time, you would soak up the benefits you had. It wasn't like you could really go anywhere else. After a few moments of comfortable silence, you noticed the change in the rise and fall of Ominis' chest. He fell asleep much quicker than you would have anticipated. You enjoyed the thought that your company may have assisted him.

You were caught off guard when you heard somebody whispering and all of a sudden you felt very different.

"Oof," you fell forward with your face and palms flat against the boy's chest beneath you.

"Oh shit."

You realized that Sebastian must have followed the two of you up here with a disillusionment charm. You really were going to need to kill him later. Now, however, you were left with your legs on either side of Ominis' hips. You were entirely on top of him and fairly certain he must have noticed the change in weight.

Instinctively he reached his hands around to hold you in place from slipping as he sat up with a jolt.

"I — what. What happened to the snake?" His voice was a little shakey as he felt around quickly for his wand, hovering it over you until he found your face.

"Y/N?" He dropped it almost as soon as he realized. His tone of voice shifted as he spoke your name, resting his hand against your thighs.

You were petrified on the spot. Your skin felt like it was on fire between the embarrassment and the sensations of all of the contact.

"Ominis — it's not — I didn't," you couldn't believe Sebastian was in a corner somewhere, enjoying your suffering as you tried to talk your way out of the situation.

You gasped when he adjusted your hips to be in line with his and felt him hard through his trousers. He brought a hand up to your cheek and leaned his forehead in against yours.

"I'm not quite sure what you're playing at, but this is a pleasant surprise to have," a small smirk played at his lips and you were almost too stunned to speak.

"W-what?" you managed to stutter out.

"I didn't think anything quite like this would happen, but I'm enjoying this position." He traced his fingers up your thigh, searching for bare skin where your skirt was in disarray.

As you looked up at his glossed-over eyes he closed them and pressed his lips to yours tenderly. You melted into his touch, moaning softly against his lips and rocking your hips against his.

"Okay! That's it. My fun is over, have fun you two."

You and Ominis both nearly jumped out of your skin as Sebastian started shouting, announcing his presence and removing his disillusionment charm. You could see his cheeks were turned pink and he wouldn't look at either of you as he made his exit.

Ominis didn't even have a chance to inquire about what was going on and why Sebastian was even in there. He suspected that he must've been playing a prank of some sort by turning you into the snake though.

Ominis refocused his attention on you and run a thumb over your lips. "I suppose if we're really alone, maybe I can make it up to you for trying to feed you some insects?"

[tired-coffi]

@pianocat939 OK-OKAY- HUH?? WHY- I- *Windows Blue screen*

So

King Boo!Donnie, huh

Never thought I’d see this combination of characters (made by @gal-with-pastels) and never thought I’d love it so much!!! I already love king boo and I love Donnie so here we are with fan art for funnies!

FOUR KINGS AU IS SO REAL!!!

Also have the concept design for Bowser!Raph, he’s next on my list :3c

See ya, sillies!