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I think I need a “Kid Tim Drake gets kidnapped and held for ransom but his parents don’t even pick up the phone so now these criminals are like whelp, this kid is ours now. Sucks to suck.” Fic.
#Kidnapper: child neglect is no laughin’ matter. You shouldn’t be left alone for that long. You’re like 7#Tim: I’m 8…..#Kidnapper: point proven.#Tim: *stomach growls*#Kidnapper 2: when was that last time you ate kid?#Tim: *mumbles* 3 days ago…#Kidnapper 2: what do kids eat?#Kidnapper 1: I dunno? Like cheeseburgers?#Kidnapper 2: isn’t that a little unhealthy?#*they all end up getting bat burger*#Now Tim is a small super criminal but not actually bad#And raised by two kinda confused criminals who finally picked up a parenting book after accidentally adopting this tiny genius.#tim drake#red robin#batfam#ao3#fanfiction#writing#idk
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These two have such a funny vibe, had to take Zelda out of half their games because you know she’d just be telepathically negging him the whole time. Theyre besties, theyre potentially related, she’s mentally whispering ‘Sandwich’ in his ear whenever he’s trying to focus.
Edit: Added funny page in celebration of me not having to rework these designs for the new game
#tloz#link#princess zelda#a link to the past#oracle of seasons#oracle of ages#links awakening#art#my art#redesign#loz redesigns round 2#i did decide to merge in the oracle games this time when i didnt last time#her dress being purple is coming from her alttp sprite#as is the darker hair color#i used the buns to have the ends create the swoopies from the game art#plus to match the oracle games sprite for her#meanwhile with link i didn’t want to quite do the florescent pink with him#nor did i like the darker magenta i did with magazine link#so i went with a sortve pink-brown like what the pok-mon games give as an option#his hat also splits at the end like bunny ears#i thought it was funny#for the funny page addition i wanted links mermaid tail to look a bit like a fish ate him because its funny#also im making fun of the fucking fourteen item trading sequence in links awakening#boy what is Wrong with you
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"If i don't come back I love you all."
how about your lungs first?
#digital art#tropical's art#art#high contrast#cw eyestrain#eye strain#child death tw#Wacky Footage of a Minecraft Player Who Went Missing#This series is a satire of Minecraft ARGs but when it wants to get its horror on it succeeds#It's just#Man#AwesomeG man and the message they left in their last video (it's very hard to see like goddamn)#And Hungry ate their lungs first while they were alive and they wanted to go down and fight this entity that wouldn't leave their mind#Alone and and and ouuuuugh#Don't get me started on Zander and his friend#They just wanted to get popular and they were just goofing off as kids and Zander blames himself for his friend's death and his own like#What the hell man Zander you weren't foolish you were just a kiiiid#Anyway I hope Hungry and Souler devour more people <3#collinlock16#minecraft arg but the protagonist is tired#The gif quality was on purpose this time B]
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stuffing my lantern into people's faces to interrogate them.
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Ah, tragedy au (said like Dungeon Meshi. Winged Lion voice.)
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#my art#chilaios#tragedy au#laichil#dungeon meshi#Now this May Seem like an unserious meme art. Which. It is make no mistake. However. If you look closer & know the details or look for the#details well…… Well…………….. wow is that blood on me? this trench is so dark#hahaha anyway. Good day. Or night. Wow what is time in this labyrinth? Is it lunch dinner or breakfast? A midnight snack? Hey when was the#last time you ate? Don’t worry hydration is covered. Is it though#(these tags are about the au actually. lol)#HAH ANYWAY#nervous posting this one I’ve been considering posting it for ages but I’ll leave you with it now#Chilchuck#Laios#Notice my details please I work on those a while#yeah I mean even positioning lol#jsdgcjsdhfjsdhfjsVhDhFh OK back to normal fearful main tagging#laios touden#chilchuck tims#sorry. Non chilaiosers. Those with zero slightly needed context#Wow this art is months old I really took my time letting this sit in my drafts huh#this could have been my first post on this sideblog no joke. This is from April or so#ghhhgrhgrhrhr ok back to the shame hole bye#scheduling………...
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Hey 🗑️🔥 gang (@katkastrofa @rokurookajima @shadelorde)…
Heard you guys like feral women 😏😏😏
#yes this is directly inspired by Syd and Nightmare’s recent animalistic Raava pieces#I’m sorry if you expected something related to the spirit kites but I’m obsessed with my OCs first and foremost#and Suiren is already very feral in most verses. the mermaid AU just adds a biological factor to it#but actually. fun fact. she doesn’t even look as feral as she would be were she a full mermaid#(yeah I’m spoiler alert that’s not really a spoiler given that I drew a lot for this AU last year and already gave it away. Ghazan’s human)#(meaning Suiren’s only half mermaid. I’ve never drawn her in this AU but I imagine Ming-Hua looking ever more monster like)#(bc I dislike when mermaids are just pretty girls with fish tails. give me FANGS and CLAWS and SCALES and GILLS and FINS)#(so yeah. Ming-Hua has a lot more scaled and also dorsal fins running higher up her back. and a more dexterous tail. I should draw her)#but I hope the vibe still comes across. with the blood and all 😁#was it a fish she ate or a too curious human? that’s for me to know and for you to find out#ANYWAY!! some new headcanons about my mermaids based on what you guys said about human Raava:#my mermaids don’t inherently know human language. their underwater communication sounds similar to whale singing#above water it’s more of a chirping noise? though more elongated and melodic than a dolphin’s. something between a trill and a whine#and most don’t have the capacity to speak human language. but sirens have unique vocal chords that allow the siren spell to work#it’s similar to a parrot’s. they’re very good at mimicry. it’s an evolutionary hunting tactic#but they also have more developed brains than a parrot’s therefore can not only mimic but consciously speak#though it takes time to master. like a foreign language#am I implying that when Mingzan met as kids they couldn’t understand each other and Ghazan taught her to speak human? yes. yes I am#because I’m a sucker for language barriers and think that scenario is adorable. fucking sue me.#and obliviously Suiren was taught both mermaid and human. but it was Midori who helped her keep up her knowledge#(look I don’t have that part plotted out yet but Something happens to their parents and they’re left on their own. as a parallel to SotRL)#(also btw Midori was born without a tail but still not quite human. she has scales and gills and ear fins and fangs and glowing eyes)#(and no one but Suiren and Haya know about all that. Haya makes her hide it and convinces her that she’s a half fish freak :/)#(at least.. until a certain Beifong with an interest in marine biology comes along…)#(yes Green Opal in this verse are the epitome of ‘there are many benefits to being a marine biologist’)#how did I end up talking about Midori. anyway. yes I made both Kuvira and Ghazan monsterfuckers. no I’m not ashamed#my art#artists on tumblr#Nia’s mermaid AU#sotrl suiren
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Thoughts on The Substance? I feel like i'm in the minority that found the profound lack of personality from Sue in favor of lingering ass-shots that didn't seem to have any sort of irony in terms of sexualizing a character in a movie claiming to be about beauty standards boring
my thoughts are now tainted by jourdain’s PHENOMENAL write up in reverse shot, my favorite bits being
as both a joke and a sincere gripe I’ll say that the movie lost me the moment margaret emerged with perfectly trimmed pubes—you’re going all out on female nudity but won’t give full bush? which of course proved to be emblematic of the film’s reluctance to give any of the real freaky stuff to the Young And Beautiful Actress, leaving demi to do all the heavy lifting and flattening the message of the movie to “yes old women are scary!! they have FLABBY SKIN!!!!” which nauseated me to the point of being fully prepared to write this off until the KNOCK OUT last 20 minutes of body horror that reeled me back in and made the price of the ticket worth it. the film is not very smart which is unsurprising because revenge wasn’t either (though now looks better since its step sister promising young woman is so evil). it also clearly thinks the audience is stupid since it doesn’t trust you to have clocked “were” on the card the first time. barbie for women who think they are too ugly to compare themselves to barbie, which is above all insulting to demi moore who remains incredibly sexy and on whose behalf I find it frankly insulting I’m supposed to tolerate her character flying off the handle over not having perky tits and glossy lips. you’re a smoke show! go out and ruin some marriages! on a related note I’m really excited for a different man which seems like it’s gonna be working in a similar space but with an actual understand that disabilities and deformities are part of human variance and sometimes you’re a loser because you suck and have a bad personality.
#anon#answered#phone ate this ask the first time I tried to post it so here’s to attempt 2#also you should know that when [redacted character from the last act] was on screen the whole time I was going#‘my beautiful beautiful girl. my princess you are a star’ like genuinely she has my whole heart
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Pro tip: if you're spending prolonged periods of time doing physically-demanding jobs where you need to move around a fair bit, lift heavy things, and overall put a lot of pressure on your muscles, do NOT be stupid like me and remember to eat 👍
#how tf is almost midnight#last time i ate was when my sister called. at 16h. no wonder i feel about to pass out#i DID drink water but omg#of course i forgot to take out my chikin from the freezer 🥲 just my luck#it's okay. i can do some turkey sausage / mushroom sauté and put some tomato sauce and parmesan and call it a day#it takes about the same time as needed for pasta 👍👍👍👍👍#i love you mushrooms i love you fresh pork-free sausages i love you tomato sauce#i even have some grapes i was supposed to bring with me as i worked but i forgor#liddol snail brain made an oopsie 🥺#i was gonna peel a carrot to add it too but honestly i might just munch on it rn while the stuff gets ready#i wish we could peel carrots the way we do bananas. cus i'd LOVE to carry them around but have having to peel them#(i think i might just do a bunch and have them ready on the fridge)#when will my cringe fail pathetic emo guy show up to feed me carrots and fruit while i do hot girl stuff?#🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺#darya talks to herself
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Colin: I have a question.
Percy, groggy: Yes, I still love you. No, I will never cheat on you. Yes, I would still love you even if you were a worm.
#percy weasley#colin creevey#Perclin#Plot twist the question was 'when was the last time you ate?'#and the answer was breakfest the day before#it's now like 9pm#Percy's being a workaholic again because of some big project#i don't normally do incorrect quotes because most don't fit well imo but i think this one does so you all get to see it
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my 10 year old cousin looked me dead in the face and said “when was the last time you’ve been alive?”
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thought about sending this meme to my friend who hasn’t finished tgcf with the caption “it’s because Bai Wuxiang teaches him how to cook”
#tgcf#xie lian#heaven official's blessing#tian guan ci fu#I don’t know why the quality came out so bad#image got compressed for some reason 😭#when he ate his mom’s food for the last time…. that part. that part got me.#still thinking about sending the meme. haven’t done it yet. on one hand. it’ll be really funny esp once she gets to book four.#on the other hand. is it a spoiler to even insinuate that there’s a reason for xie lian’s bad cooking? that there’s something deeper to it?#because right now it’s a ‘haha that’s so funny and endearing’ character trait#it isn’t a ‘cripples you with sorrow whenever you think about it too hard’ character trait#but it will be…. it will be
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random picture dump :)
#cat update: theyre good#clancy update: he just ate roast chicken so hes also good#jess update: Im good#im happier rn than anytime since 2020 i think#still up and down but way less up and down- if that makes sense?#its nice its good- its autumn now and i always look forward to winter#suffice to say: i hope you guys are well too#i saw in an email i have messages on discord but last time i attempted to log in it wouldnt allow me so... if you msged there and i never#responded its bc i cant get in to respond and tbh#i think discord was maybe terrible for my mental health#which is a little sad bc that was the main way i talked to people but also... idk#jury is currently out on that front we'll see maybe i'll download it again#but regardless i miss you but im well and i hope youre well and i hope one day coming back wont feel so daunting#relationships are hard arent they? i hate things changing and ending more than anything else in the world#side effect of my dad dying when i was little i think#but the main thing thats been making me feel guilty and uneasy lately is feeling guilt about disappearing from people so again!#im trying and we'll see !#yeah :)
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there is something so special about self fulfilling prophecies
#txt#i woke up early this morning to take advantage of the good weather after the hurricane left#because i tried to get a skate in yesterday. failed miserably. and made it a maintenance day instead. and had to adjust my wheels.#anyways everyone else thought that as well because there was a lot more people on my route than usual so early in the morning#and i was like 3/4ths of the way through my route and there was this really pretty woman with preformance fans that were flowing so prettily#in the high winds with a cute traditional dress dancing and then i promptly ate shit staring at her because i was trying to slow down#but the winds knocked me off balance and i couldnt catch myself in time because of said staring and realised a little too late she was#filming and she finished her dance stopped filming and turned to me in utter disbelief as she smiled like#YOU COULD JUST PASS BY??? YOU DONT NEED TO STOP??? because she thought i stopped because i didnt want to mess up her video#and i didnt have the heart to tell i only noticed after i was kneeling on the floor waiting for her to finish that i even saw her tripod#and i was like nono!! youre good its okay!!! im okay 👍!!! and scuttled off and went honestly this is what i get for wearing the tank#i got at pride today of all days like this one is on me ive fufilled the prophecy i never wear it out because the sun is a ferocious thing#and the last time i did my shoulders burned pretty bad even with sunscreen but i had a hoodie ontop because it was windy today#and i thought oh its fine itll be fine. chat never change your habits and routines. superstitions are real. and the gods will punish you.#anyways why self fulfilling prophecy. well if you guessed the tank had the best buy logo but instead of “buy” it replaces it with “bi”#youd be correct. and also the disaster bi allegations are very strong with this one.#anyways im think im just afflicted with dumb shit happening when im in the middle of the route because last time a guy did chat me up#while i was resting and invited me back to his hotel room after i yapped his ear off about the pantrs#and i didnt say it but i did turn it down because... the cats were playing in like 2 hours so...#or like that other time-#okay you know what i do have to stop
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#Seven’s Public Diary#vent#vent post#cw negative#cw health issues#‘You’re such a heartless and hateful person.’ well have you ever considered that i’m not really a hateful person and i just hate You#like. call me whatever you want to i guess. im definitely selfish and probably heartless but hateful? idk abt that.#i only feel like i hate people that have given me good fucking reason to. sorry i dont have an infinite supply of tolerance & forgiveness??#but im a wee bit fucking stressed so you’ll have to forgive me for being a bitch. well no one Has to forgive me. do whatever you want#‘That 10-day old pasta salad is making me feel sick.’ MF that was made TODAY. IT’S FRESH AND THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT#if you feel sick how about you look down at the fifteen empty beer cans on the floor next to you and ask them what they think did it#dumbass. whatever man i have bigger problems than your self-induced tummy ache#i feel sick too but i know it’s my fault so i’m not bitching about it. i gave you fresh food while I ate the old stuff to keep from wasting#food. because you act like you’re fucking allergic to leftovers. and yeah it had probably gone off and that’s why I feel sick#but what you ate tonight was fresh as could be so we’re sick for two Very different reasons. and i know how to admit when it’s my fault#everything is my fault. my teeth and gums hurt and that’s My fault for not taking care of them. apparently 3 root canals wasn’t enough#for me to learn my goddamn lesson. i never do. so i’ll have to spend more money on that soon and thats My fault. the dog’s teeth need#cleaning too and that’ll come out of my pocket and i guess that’s My fault for not taking care of him either#i think i have another goddamn UTI and that’s definitely My fault so another $100 trip to urgent care it is i guess!#my Random Nerve Pain has moved to my hands so i can’t use them too much or it fucking hurts and i guess that’s my fault???#my neck pain is back and thats my fault for not clearing my bed off enough to sleep in a comfortable position#my eye keeps twitching and i guess that’s my fault too. i don’t know anymore i just wanna throw in the towel man im so tired#god the UTI tests i wasted money on are arriving tomorrow and if they’re packed in a way that shows what’s inside then i’ll have to explain#That to whoever brings in the mail. great great something else to worry about all night#the living room floor is caving in so now there’s Two room’s floors that need fixing so that’s super fucking fun! 😃#i need to talk to my bank and i need to talk to a tax professional and i need to learn to drive and i need to get an autism diagnosis#well i don’t Need the last one but i want it so bad. but im scared. that i’ll go to all this trouble and they’ll say i don’t qualify#and god it’s NYE now. Besties i’m not gonna get that NMbD NYE fic ready in time. i just can’t make myself write these days. i’m sorry.#i doubt anyone is gonna be That disappointed but I Am. in myself. 3 fucking years now i’ve failed to finish it. w h y. i Want to write but#there’s just too much on me rn. but when is there Not. sigh. idk what i’m gonna do but something needs to change. in my life. soon.
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I love the scene in naruto shippuden where Kakashi says "I'm really starting to take a liking to you" not because naruto freaks the hell out but because this implies that for the other like 3 and a half years Naruro knew Kakashi and the 16 years Kakshi knew of Naruto Kakshi just did not like Naruto at all.
#Fic where Kakashi is left to take care of Naruto but instead of treating him better than he was I'm og Kakashi just neglects him#He's 14 and he just lost like everything and the loss of the last two things he had left was basically Narutos fault if you think about it#But see Naruto is a little baby and he loves Kakashi so it's just Narutos undying affection and Kakashi doing the bare minimum#He waves colourful things in front of narutos face for a few minutes then just dips for a few weeks#Left a ryo behind but kakashi is an idiot and left all of his money out which is a lot cause he never really buys anything for himself#Or Naruto#So Naruto takes like all of it for food but then gets robbed by assholes on the street bc of course he does#Kakashi then has to kill some people to get his money back. Ugh!#Kakashis not really even angry at things anymore he's just tired and depressed and that makes Naruto feel even worse#At some point when Naruto is ten he pulls like this massive massive prank to get Kakashis attention#And it's the first time kakashi has felt emotions in forever meaning he got super fucking pissed off#But then after realising he emoted he was like “:0” and then he was in a good mood so he hit naruto over the head#Then they ate some ice-cream together#It starts of really really toxic and horrible and ends toxic and co-dependent#But you don't but you don't notice because it's so much of a better situation than we started at#Naruto#naruto shippuden#naruto uzumaki#Kakashi hatake#And yes#Kakashi does in fact get a hug#He just doesn't want it#kakashi sensei#Theyre probably fine by the time Naruto comes back to konoha w/ Jiriya#Moldy-flowers
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Unbeeeeeelieeeeevable sight in the parking lot at the gym
#HIS LIL UNDERBITE…#ok upon reflection the next tag is mean spirited and that’s not who I am. i mean it’s deeply who I am so I’ll keep it but it’s not nice#and I’m someone who’s pretty immune to heckin doggo pupper whatever#so it’s all the more powerful when a dog actually moves me lol#but I just smashed a super awesome workout I feel shredded as fuckkkkkkkkkk#this invincible feeling will last about ohhh eight more minutes#and I just ate my yummy snack too…#protein bar tastes so good when you don’t have a bitch in ya ear telling u it’s highly processed food#(I’m the bitch)#and now it’s time to go have dinner with 3 friends YAYYYYYYYYYY#I love **** to death but christ is it good to socialize separately sometime. freeeeeee me#‘tight pussy kind of annoying’ what’s that post again#release me?#anyways swimming is the bestest thing ever and now I’m cured#for seven and a half more minutes that is.
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