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jazpers-vampyr-kronikkerz · 1 year ago

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me when i

#me when i #me when #me whrn #me uhh…#when #when i’m..#wh #uhhh #uhh me when #me when i…#when i’m me #no no #uhm #this is so me when #…#this #is me when #FUCK

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goldensunset · 1 year ago

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did you know? if you do your laundry you can get your clothes back

#fascinating stuff. let’s see if i (person with the worst executive dysfunction when it comes to doing laundry) remember it #i literally have this issue where i’ll let dirty clothes pile up in the laundry basket for an entire month #like it takes me that long to get around to it #and then- who would’ve thought- i find that i don’t have anything good to wear. strange!#finally did it last night and i’m like ohhh that was so difficult but the payoff finally #augh #peach rambles #hall of fame i guess #shut up about socks. idc.#this was a fun positivity post of sorts it’s about overcoming executive dysfunction #derailing into jokes about losing socks is. it’s not horrible but just boring and annoying #it was supposed to be celebration!! and encouragement!!!

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lunar-years · 7 days ago

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#this is a debate between me and my friends currently.#because you’ve guessed it I graduated in 2015 lmao #and all my friends WANT to go? whereas I am like. hell no.#why would I subject myself to seeing people I thankfully have not seen in a decade.#when I am already still in contact with the people I care to know about #yet they are fully trying to convince me to go with them. with great enthusiasm. I’m like what am I missing here lmao.#so now I am curious!#polls #high school #possibly just applies to usamericans I don’t know how other school systems work sorry #25k

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dangeroustaintedflawed · 23 days ago

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notherpuppet · 5 months ago

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Art School AU LOL 🦌🎨 based on true stories hahaha

#my professors have very interesting personalities #this honestly may be a way for me to unwind from school #strip comics every now and then #school is gonna be so hard!!#but I’m really excited I think I’m gonna grow A LOT #but it’s sad when you don’t have time for your favorite hobby sighhh #such is the way of a scholar #pfft #hazbin hotel #my doods #alastor #hazbin hotel fanart #niffty #angel dust #charlie morningstar #lucifer hazbin

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isawken · 5 months ago

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was recently having talks about saving up for a several-week vacation with my partner and he said something that i seriously cannot stop thinking about and i need to Ask The Audience

this is not cumulative, you must have spent over 14 calendar days outside of your hometown in one stretch to be able to hit Yes

i’ve never asked for this before but if you could rb for reach that’d be cool, this is a straight up potential worldview-shattering revelation right here and i need data if im gonna shatter my dang worldview

#i have traveled so much and lived in several places that it just fucking. knocked the wind outta me #to learn he’s never been away from this city in his ENTIRE LIFE for more than 2 weeks #when he saw my shock he said he thinks it’s more common than i’m assuming #so i’m very curious to see how accurate that is #kenposting #poll #tumblr polls

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noelledeltarune · 9 months ago

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really fun duo you have there. mind if i add arbitrary roles to their relationship dynamic so i can write one of them as an overprotective caretaker and the other as a naive helpless baby?

#talk tag #I CAN'T TAKE THIS #mario pokemon undertale mp100 IT’S ALL THE SAME PEOPLE JUST DO THE SAME THING EVERYWHERE #I’M COMPLAINING BTW. I’M COMPLAINING. I HATE WHEN PEOPLE DO THIS. THIS POST IS ME COMPLAINING. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. I’M COMPLAINING.

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cryptvokeeper · 2 months ago

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I don’t go here f1 tumblr did I get this race right

#f1 #my dad and brother watch it #they know I’m only interested when there’s a crash #So I’m very offended nobody called me downstairs for THIS #I root for whoever is funniest and right now it’s ocon

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everwalldigan · 4 months ago

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Bruce being a toxic boy mom when it comes to nightwing will never not be funny as fuck he is literally the biggest nightwing defender one bad word against him and the next day he’ll show up at ur house

Bonus:

#you won’t join the justice league you’ll be leading them #Bruce: nightwing is literally the best vigilante to ever exist #Bruce: when I grow up I wanna be like nightwing #meanwhile dick: ugh Bruce literally doesn’t respect me he always treats me like a child he thinks I’m incompetent #Bruce: you are literally who I aspire to me you’re the only thing I’ve ever done right in my entire life #dick: he’s such an ass I’m not a child anymore!! I can take care of myself why won’t he trust me??#Bruce: losing you would literally be the death of me I won’t lose you cause I’ll be joining you in death #batman #dc comics #bruce wayne #batfam #batfamily #dc robin #dick grayson #dcu #nightwing #good dad bruce wayne #unhinged dad Bruce Wayne #dick and bruce #shitpost #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect batman quotes #batman twitter au

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lotus-pear · 5 months ago

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he’s begging kuni to let them eat pancakes for dinner

#i’m sorry to everyone who followed me for skk they haven’t crossed my mind in weeks #it’s just been knkdz and kunikida brainrot 😔#when your brat of a boyfriend asks for a kiss and u tell him no and he hits you w this face #i would slap him tbh #honestly i think it’s a good thing kuni is dead bc he’s finally been released from the eternal punishment of being dazai’s babysitter #i miss them so badly it’s not even funny anymore #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #kunikida doppo #doppo kunikida #kunikidazai #knkdz #kunizai #lotus draws #also i deadass forgot how to shade so ignore how i basically just pillow shaded this entire drawing

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tortoisebore · 2 months ago

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something something “heaven” by mitski etc etc

details below the cut but they’re not hq bc i made this before i figured out canvas sizes on procreate lmfaooo

#can you believe it took me a year to finally finish this #that’s why the resolution is low i’m sorry #i knew not what i was doing when i started it 💔#hey sharpshooter part 2 core btw #wolfstar

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vistarya · 11 months ago

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May I have this dance, Mrs Tims?

#sorry guys I know yall want to ship him with the party but I’m a chilchuck x his estranged wife truther and I’m making content for ME!!!!#I’m an advocate for wife guy chilchuck. I think he loves his wife!!! I think he wants to fix his family!!!#life’s too short when you’re a half foot to waste it arguing with the ones you love and I think he’s learned that #chilchuk tims #chilchuck’s wife #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #my art #art #illustration #sketch

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bone-yarddz · 11 months ago

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Audio books but it’s Michael Sheen reading books as Aziraphale and sometimes you hear David Tennant shouting something obnoxious as Crowley.

#good omens #good omens fandom #innefable husbands #good omens 2 #aziraphale #aziraphale good omens #crowley good omens #I just want Aziraphale to read Plutarch’s Lives to me for my homework #actually I need him to read to me when my brain doesn’t understand the book #history & English classes but Aziraphale is the teacher #i’m going insane #bonesiscrazy #david tennant #michael sheen

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binglepringle · 5 months ago

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Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

💥Batgirl💥

#hi i’m back #cassandra cain #dc comics #batgirl #dc #batman #batfam #batman fanart #batgirl fanart #actually #Bing’s doodles #yay my tag #me when I muster an ounce of creative energy #she <3 #art #my art #she’s so creecher #love her

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altarofthedeep · 5 months ago

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i want her overstimulated and straddling my strap when i’m flat on my back and she’s grinding against it and whimpering so sweetly. i tease her at how cute she is and how she’s starting to cry from how deep it is inside her. i grab her boobs and squeeze and rub her clit every so often to torture her some more. and then i don’t move as i hold her hips and help her move back and forth until she begs me so sweetly to fuck her and when i can’t resist her anymore i’ll move up into her and make her cum so hard against my strap until she collapses on my chest and and hold her tight against me as i still move inside her and whisper in her ear how well she takes me

#i just want to look up and enjoy the view #it makes me feel some kind of way to have her on top of me and i’m inside her #i hope it’s not too much to take dear when you sit on it because i could be much rougher and i will #i just want you moaning in my ear as you come apart #lesbian nsft #sapphic nsft #wlw nsft #wlw #sapphic #lesbian #altardom

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sabeedraws · 1 month ago

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In a single lumpy bed, they huddled together for warmth and encouragement and, Glinda told herself, protection. […] Glinda would start as if from a frightful dream, and nestle in nearer to Elphaba, who seemed at night never to sleep.

Ik I didn’t draw the quoted scene from the book, but I just remembered that gelphie cuddles are canon!!!! So!!!

#I’m queuing this for the day after my movie ticket!!! so me rn has no idea what’s up but when this is posted I’ll have seen the movie!#wicked #gelphie #wicked the musical #wicked the life and times of the wicked witch of the west #elphaba thropp #glinda upland #gelphie fanart #wicked fanart

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