#when he is SO OBVIOUSLY NOT

[sweaterkittensahoy]

SECRETARY OF DEFENSE HEGSETH (It's important you remember this dude's job is to, like, know how to handle a crisis): That reporter is totally a discredited loser (paraphrase).

Me: HE'S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF AT THE ATLANTIC.

Sean: Oh, okay, so it's completely real, which I already knew but cool.

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[wasabi-gumdrop]

local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

return to sub level 50

[chloesimaginationthings]

Why did William get FNAF springlocked? Is he stupid?

[noodles-and-tea]

I noticed something about Viktor’s eyes…

[inkskinned]

okay i almost never address the very small amount of internet fame i have. and sometimes yes it sucks. people often repost my work, or clip it out of context, or flat-out steal it. but like it can be very funny. once a follower dm'd me to say a guy on hinge was pretending to be "inkskinned", and actually had even started his own insta. when she said "i've followed her for years i don't think you're her", he said - actually r.i.d is like seven people, we just made those initials up. (rude). when i found his insta and messaged him, he begged me to just lie and say he was r.i.d because "it's hard for men to date."

once someone said she should be allowed to plagiarize my work because she was a body-positive influencer and that if i "made a big deal" about this and "got her cancelled", i would be doing damage to my own community and i was never "actually" an ally.

i bear these things with the aura of a martyr, the way my catholic father raised me to. i message privately. i handle things quietly and quickly. i do not complain because i am very, very, very, very blessed and i know that. mercy and gentleness literally pour out of me every morning when i wake up, and then i have to mop the floors for how very Good i am.

however today is the first time i have ever had a very specific problem that neither requires me to correct this person nor throw them to the dogs but is somehow worse than years of hatemail, reddit thread death threats, and pinterest reposts:

someone quoted me and just got it, like, a little wrong.

[radiance1]

Danny has been reincarnated.

Which was an odd thing to realize, it wasn't even a slow one he just... snapped into it one day. One moment he was staring at a wall out of boredom the next, well, he was staring for an entirely different reason.

It was a task for his now young -he thinks around three years old?- mind to work its way through the memories, but it wasn't like he had much else to do honestly. So, what does he know?

His name is Danny, like, his actual name and not just a moniker. He was once a halfa and he already knows he's going to be missing invisibility and intangibility. He, well, died. For like, a second time which actually makes sense because reincarnation-

Anyways.

He was a clone of two people from this thing called the Justice League which, weird name but probably some government or activist group. Wonder Woman and Superman. Which were pretty weird names to name your kids but eh.

He doesn't really remember much besides that from this life, or the one from before but he's an adult! He'll figure things out once he gets out of this containment tube thing.

Did he mention he was in a test tube? He's a tube baby now. He thinks? Or maybe it's more like he's being contained.

Whatever.

So he breaks out. Thank you apparent superstrength that he has no idea why he has but he's not going to complain! He then wandered around all of the other test tubes, able to remember just enough of English to see that yea, they're dead.

He probably was too, before he had memories zapped into him. Or a vegetable.

He then finds this really big container, checks it out, then opens it because the clone inside isn't dead!

'Project Match' it said. He'll just call him Match.

Was he thanked for helping him? Nope. You would think that he would be thanked or at least somewhat respected for saving this guy but nope!

He was, quite literally, held up by his leg and dangled in the air. Who dangles a three-year-old?! Well, he was technically and adult but still! The next few things were a blur but after pulling off the old Fenton charm he found him and Match outside as he tried to stop him from attacking random people.

Luckily the charms and privilege of the youngest (he's assuming he's the youngest, because he's physically three) was more than enough to get through to him. Sure, the guy couldn't form words, really aggressive for literally no reason, really weird but also absolutely cool looking eyes. But he worked around the first issue by developing their own personal language from like grunts and stuff, the second he once again used his youngest privilege to boss him around and the third a pair of sunglasses easily fixed.

He just had to steer Match clear of those random S crest mark thingies. Which was a weird thing to hate but hey, he's not there to judge.

[applepixls]

I CAUGHT HIM

I FOUND IT.

grian didnt include it in his own episode and lizzie didn't include it either and i didn't see it in mumbos episode? but in skizz's episode you see him add the <3 by his name and then spin around really quickly like he's scared someone saw

[technically-human]

St. Hilarion's ghost story

[beabubb]

Whipped out the ink set to sketch some pages from Jayce's lab notebook :-)

[drmelking]

Just finished the episode so not sure how everyone is feeling about it but…I actually think what they did is kind of brilliant. Langdon is a sympathetic character. He’s funny. He’s kind. He’s a good teacher. He’s an excellent doctor. And he’s a drug addict. And in a world where that is so vilified and treated as a black stain on a person’s entire humanity, I think it’s really important they made sure to paint him in such a positive light up until this moment.

And it also did something else; it let us experience the betrayal with Robby. I guess I can only speak for myself, but I was rooting for Langdon—part of me still is. They planted the seeds of this storyline very early on and I steadfastly ignored them all because I wanted to. I didn’t want to see Langdon as someone who was diverting drugs. And so even with all the clues along the way, even with all the even more obvious indicators in this episode itself, I just couldn’t believe it was true until I watched Robby pull those pills out of Langdon’s locker.

[obibail]

"Still not helpful."

[tiger-balm]

chivalry isn't dead <3

[noodles-and-tea]

☀️🌻✨

[angrycloudloud]

Jayce face after Viktor's "wait...this isn't my bedroom?" Was so "fuck we are caught" and Jayce introducing him as his partner to Mel are the reasons why she wait seven years to get him in her bed... Our lady was full "is he gay or european" for seven years trying to figure out if Jayce and Viktor were dating and no one can change my mind.