#when everything is so boring...

[shanklin]

Sentient Mystery Shack, who is really biased towards Stan, so when Ford tells Stan he has to give it back after the summer it’s on sight.

Ford keeps tripping over nothing, nothing is where it's supposed to be and somehow he keeps running into closets when he tries to go outside.

But the worst part, the WORST part is that Ford's lightbulb just won't. Work. No matter what he does it keeps flickering and exploding.

Ford is spiraling. 

There is no reason why it shoudln’t work. All his trial runs work perfectly. He’s already checked the Shacks wiring three times and relearned this dimensions science from the ground up. 

Nothing works.

The Rift? Bill? The impending apocalypse? Eating? Sleep? Who cares about that. 

WHY. WONT. THE. LIGHTBULB. WORK???

It doesn’t help that Stan keeps laughing at him.

“Then you do it!” Ford eventually snaps at Stan.

Stan shrugs and with a little song under his breath screws his own lightbulb in. It works perfectly.

Stanford screams.

[egophiliac]

don't think I'm not still obsessing over 7-12

[morganbritton132]

Post-Starcourt AU where Steve and Robin kinda just wander off in the all chaos.

They’re just walking around because Robin can’t go home like this and Steve doesn’t want to go to his house. Robin also doesn’t want to go to Steve’s house. There were monsters there once.

So, they’re just moseying along still feeling the high of Russian drugs and monster fighting when a minivan pulls up next to them. They roll down the window and it’s…Tommy’s mom? Telling them to get in the car right now, “Steven Christopher.”

Tommy’s mom, Maria, heard about the mall fire on the radio. She vaguely remembered Tommy mentioning that Steve worked there and gave his house a ring. Her mom brain went into overdrive when she got no answer.

The unknowing made her so sick with worry that she got into her car to drive out to the mall to check herself. That’s what she was doing when she found them and all that worry wore on her face.

So, they listen. They kinda have to listen so they got in the car. She asks questions. They answer some of them.

“We’re fine,” Steve tells her even though his lips is bleeding and he’s all bruised up. He smells like smoke and blood, turning to Robin in the backseat, “Robbie. This is like, my mom.”

Robin thinks, whoa.

Steve’s mom is like nothing she was imagining and she takes them home to a regular house? It’s cozy and clean, but like. Robin thinks her house might be nicer than this. Honestly, weirdest thing she experienced tonight.

She immediately revised that thought when Maria gives them both a once over and sends them to bed. She follows Steve upstairs and watches him flop into bed next to - “Tommy H?”

Steve’s cuddling up beside Tommy instead of providing any sort of explanation so Robin puts the pieces together and concludes, “Tommy H is your brother?!”

[keferon]

May I ask what were the best transformers media you ever saw/read?

Well Transformers Prime, Transformers 1986 and IDW comics are having the first place that’s for sure

And then the second place is kind of shared by Fall of Cybertron, Exodus, Prime wars trilogy, Robots in disguise(2001) and Transformers One.

The third place goes to G1, Animated, Earthspark, Armada, War for Cybertron Netflix series, Aligned Robots in disguise, Bumblebee, Rise of the Beasts and Cyberverse because I only liked some little parts of them.

And then I also saw some of the Bay movies, Victory and Headmasters and didn’t like them at all.

Separate first place for J-Decker. It is not exactly Transformers but it is a show about giant robots and I loved it

[b6d11f]

at my best, I'm a sacrificial lamb at my best, I am something you could handle

[torchstelechos]

I love that Isabeau is the one to bring up the "what do we do if you die" conversation cause its a very good insight to his character at the very start of the game. Isabeau is practical, smart, and loves everyone dearly and wants to know how to help them when shit goes sideways. He's the one to ask about Bonnie too, which is a delightful read on how he thinks because everyone else shuts that down instantly as a "That wont happen and cant happen" but we see later in the game it can happen which is such a startling thing for a game to do but justifies the foreshadowing of Bonnie can die what do we do if that happens? Isabeau, despite everything, is also the one who gets to the heart of the matter even if its not something must people are willing to talk about. All without it being part of his friendquest, thats just him naturally. Which! Says so much about him and how he is! His character when its not about his relationship with Siffrin is a very intriguing thing because it feels like a very classic hard intellectual stance that's been softened after many years of learning to better communicate healthily with others. A reflection, if you will, of Odile but in a very drastic direction. I find him fascinating and I also want to scoop his brains out and study them under a microscope to see all his little brain thoughts.

[skadoodle-with-extra-ification]

Tango from @watcheraurora's fic: King's Tide!

HIGHLY recommend this fic!!! Honestly WatcherAurora is one of my favorite ranchers writers EVER!!!

Tango's showing off his amazing swimming skills for his pretty human lol wheeee backflips!

[myokk]

WIP day💓

Thank you so much for the tags @sage-pages @okeydokeylackey @amethystandemma 🥹🫰

I honestly WASNT going to post any wips bc you are all BLEEDING ME DRY !!!! But actually you know what? I do have a few more😌

“I,” he says again, looking down at her, his warm breath fanning across her face, “cant get you out of my damn mind. You’re always there, and it’s…”

She feels his words tremble down her face, slide down her neck; she shivers. In fear? In anticipation? Heat pools deep in her stomach at their intense eye contact, at the fact his mouth is mere inches from hers, the fact that he’s looking at her like that.

Like he wants to devour her.

And then a really fast sketch thst I think I will color digitally🙏

Sebastian doesn’t get any studying done really bc she’s actually so annoying and needy🤭

No pressure tags🫶🫶🫶 @anto-pops @starry-slithers @bassicallymaestra @holdmymallowsweet @morelikeravenbore @gothic-lottie @writing-intheundercroft @rosehp @ravenwind-75 and genuinely anyone else who wants to share wip!! But this has been going around way too much these days so i understand if there aren’t any wips to share at the moment😆

[ask-everything]

Hank, Hank, Hank, Hank, and Hank, how tall are you guys?

Oh! Yeah, that would be hard to tell with us crouched most of the time, huh?

Well, I’m the tallest! I’m 5’9.

I’m next at 5’7.

I’m 5’6!

5’5 over here, homie!

…I’m 5’2…

Don’t be embarrassed about being the shorted! It just makes you extra huggable.

[upthewitchypunx]

I woke up thinking that Trump is what happens when you let that TV obsessed kid in the Willie Wonka movie become president.

[zhoushuyis]

This is the shit they do unprovoked that we wouldn't even know if not for Joong. People who say they're in divorce era, etc. don't understand that if it was possible, First would happily choose to live inside KT's little Prada bag with chocolate wrappers to keep him warm.

[emborami]

Hi so in case anyone was dying to know, this is what i think some of the cast of the terror would look like as animals :3 notes under cut

From left to right:

Crozier- Irish Terrier

Silna- Polar Bear

Goodsir- ryeland sheep (known for tasty mutton ;3)

Hickey- red fox

Franklin- old english game rooster

Fitzjames- red deer

I had fun coming up with them :) and I kinda wanna doodle some screencaps but with like a lil short sheep goodsir and his bestie the giant polar bear lady silence whom he thinks would love England. Or like hickey on his bullshit but with more flair bc he would have a fox body and tail to really fuck up that line of action

Anyways heres some closeups and sketches

[leliwardens]

*gestures in a broad sense* there's no way to prove without a shadow of a doubt how much the fandom had direct influence over veilguard (other than the obvious numbers behind the scenes metrics from past games but also the "elves deserved a win" comment that will haunt me forever as an example) without direct confirmation.

but like. the takes i've seen and remember over the past decade and beyond with bad and poor faith readings of the material, the sometimes outright refusal to engage with the worldbuilding on it's own merit, needing constant in-universe validation for "chantry/templars/slavery/bad thing bad" or it's otherwise meaningless at best or support of "bad thing bad" at worst, the lack of even attempting to read into a character's motivation or writing or writers intent with any sort of nuanced approach, and so on...

like again, i can't prove anything, but it does genuinely feel the end result of these takes and opinions would literally be veilguard lol.

[wolfsong-the-bloody-beast]

What I'm hearing is that Davrin joined the Grey Wardens because he was lonely.

[dewwshi]

he may be the better swordsman but we all know who wins the wrestling matches

(psst i'm on bluesky now i guess?)

[buttercupshands]

rewatched Kurogiri's holiday story from ultra impact (not related to sketch at all)

(but it did inspire me)

on another note

finally!!