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Here they are everyone! I'm gonna try and keep explanations brief on their lore for you guys, but still understandable why they look/are like that (THIS IS THE LAST TIME I REDO MY DND CHARACTER I PROMISE.)
Also, this is like- the first time you guy'll see my regular art style with these characters so that's cool
Victor Venomous
Race: Vampire/Kitsune
Age in species years: 40
Class: Warlock (Necromancer)
Once a great general, a mission went awry. Their ship was captured and taken to a POW camp. The suffering he underwent in attempts to gain information left him a changed and scarred man. (literally and figuratively). After he and his few remaining men were rescued, he was dishonorably discharged.
Disfigured and hated in a kingdom that once saw him as beloved, he used the shapeshifting abilities of his kitsune half whenever he went out into the world. But over time, he couldn't stand to be his old self even in the comfort of his home. He's held this form for so long that he's forgotten the man he once was, and his abilities have become more animalistic in nature. He is often taking the form of a snake when he's unstable. Attempting to cover the scarring and disfigurement from his injuries has also caused an odd purple discolouration in his skin that he cannot control.
He's considered to have a few screws loose at best (especially when discussing his childhood visions of another kitsune, a species that people didn't even know existed before himself) and completely insane at worse, (most often because he enjoys the anti vampire propaganda that is spread and even leans into it, just because he likes the idea of being the enemy's villain)
Fink Venomous
Race: (homebrewed) Dark Elf
Age in species years: 11
From the day she could walk, Fink was being trained as a mercenary for the Elven army. People were less suspecting of children running around, and wouldn't notice eavesdropping as easily, among other things.
She was on the same island as Venomous when the rescue occurred, attempting an escape herself. Venomous insisted that they take her back with them despite the crews hesitation and practically adopted her on the spot. From that day on, she's considered herself indepted to him and acts like his personal bodyguard. Although the mittens she was given to stop her from flipping off enemies and potentially getting them killed don't help with holding daggers.
She fully knows he's not exactly the most stable adult to follow around, but at the very least, he's interesting and lets her have sweets, not to mention he's not nearly as weird as his "weapons" dealer.
John Boxman
Race: Half goblin half....human(???)
Age in species years: 45
No one knows exactly where Boxman came from or how he became the way he is. But nowadays, he spends his time as a traveling grave robber. Necromancy is usually a very careful practice. After all, any revived body is doomed to the underworld, meaning in kingdoms that use it as a mainstay, especially its limited to certain species who volunteer and criminals. But not everyone can apply for those weapons anymore, especially not disgraced generals being forced to adventure for the good of the world. And thus, Boxman makes his money.
He seems to "admire" Venomous, and does his best to make sure he always has a body to use in battle. Although how he manages to show up only when needed is a mystery to everyone.
He enjoys naming the bodies he takes, although never based on their former selves. Rather, he has a handful of names and personalities he cycles through and will not hesitate to tell his client about them. "Be careful with Ernesto. He's not as used to fighting, yknow." "Oh, don't mind Shannon, you know how teenagers are," and so on. Venomous doesn't mind his madness, as long as it doesn't affect the quality of his weapons. He doesn't like to admit it, but he admires a lot about Boxman and his work ethic, and wouldn't know what to do without his supplying.
#ok ko lets be heroes#ok ko let's be heroes#professor venomous#ok ko professor venomous#boxman#lord boxman#voxman#fink ok ko#ok ko fink#artist#digital art#drawing
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Krypton Still Exists:
Danny and Danielle led the contingent through the Infinite Realms, dodging and dancing around floating isles and islands and doors.
“We’re getting close,” Danny spoke into his earpiece.
Sam, driving the speeder with the elder Kents and Lois, picked up the radio’s microphone and replied, “Copy that. Will start hailing, over.”
“Hailing who, dear?” Martha asked politely as Sam began doing just that.
“Our hosts for the day,” came the cryptic answer, before she called in, “This is Fenton Speeder Mark 13 calling the northern landing strip as promised. This is Ghost Queen. Does anyone read me?”
The radio stuttered to life, “This’s the northern landing strip as agreed upon, you are clear to land your delegation, Ghost Queen. Over.”
“Affirmative,” Sam said just a globe, no, a planet came into view, dwarfing everything around it.
Supergirl froze, “That—how can that—”
“Kal-El, Kon-El, Jon-El, Chris-El, Kara Zor-El, Kents, Missus Lane-Kent,” Danny said, through his earpiece and into the Realms as everyone paused their journey, “Welcome to the Shadow of Krypton…it…the final destruction was so violent it became a…ghost…a Shadow. At least half of everyone who were on the planet remained as ghosts…including Jor-El and Lara Van-El.”
“Oh lord,” Jonathan said from the speeder, wonder and horror and grief in his voice.
They came in for a landing, descending through the false atmosphere and slowing as they gently took a right angle to land on what seemed to be an airport landing strip.
Those that flew landed with them, dotted around the speeder.
The humans exited the speeder just as a group of Kryptonian ghosts walked up to them.
Kara started running towards two, shouting, “Uncle Jor, Aunt Lara!”
The couple, Clark’s biological parents no less, went to their niece as Clark and his family stared in horrified awe.
Kara embraced the two before dragging them towards Clark, “Come, Kal lived!”
Clark cleared his throat and whimpered, “Mother? Father?”
The couple froze, taking in their adult son. Their adult living son.
Kal-El survived.
And apparently thrived.
Lara broke first, lunging at her son and hanging off him in a hug which Clark warmly though stiffly returned. He was keenly aware that he may be much stronger than her, on account of having grown up under Earth’s yellow sun. Even if she was a ghost.
She pulled back, gazing at his face, “My son. Oh, my son.”
“Mother.” Clark spoke, rough with emotions he couldn’t name before turning and beckoning the rest of the family and introducing them as his father—dear Rao, that was Jor-El!—joined them.
“Thank you,” Lara sounded close to tears as she clutched Martha’s hands tightly, “thank you so much—I—we had prayed.”
Martha smiled knowingly and patted her hand, “We love Clark—Kal—as our own, dear. No worries about that. I will admit we were a bit worried when his powers came in but we weren’t going abandon him. We figured he came from the stars, his little ship wasn’t like anything we’d ever seen, and that he might be different but he’s our boy.”
And Lara finally cried, in gratitude.
Jor-El was meeting his grandchildren, disgusted by their origins—what a grave violation, and how dare that alternate version of his son abandon them—but no less doting and loving, as well as his son’s human wife.
They had just recently married and this was the King and Queen’s wedding gift; Lois was herself as she met her dead in-laws, peppering Jor-El with questions where another human may have been quiet and guarded.
Jor and Lara lead the visiting party off the airstrip slowly as everyone talked and mingled, before introducing them to the other ghosts they had brought, members of the Science Council, the ruling body of Krypton.
The living (and half-dead) delegation was led into a great hall, filled with more Kryptonian ghosts.
“Dad, Mom!” Kara screamed out as she saw her parents’ ghosts and dove for them; Zor-El and Alura In-Ze opening their arms for their daughter.
Jonathan and Martha were welcomed enthusiastically and yet warmly, being hailed as Saviors of the Last Son of Krypton. They may have been primitive compared to the Kryptonians, but they had loved and raised Kal-El as their own and were fostering Kara Zor-El.
Even Kon and Jon were welcomed warmly, despite the torrid history of cloning on Krypton because every living Kryptonian was a miracle now, a chance at a new Krypton one day in the far-flung future. Doubtless if circumstances had been different then their welcome would not have been so warm and inviting; possibly, there were already bigots meeting them, but they had the good graces to keep their opinions to themselves.
Chris was able to meet with his biological family as well, cousins of Zod, learning his own birthname, Lor-Zod. The eight-year-old was, again, seen as hope given form, a living Kryptonian was a living Kryptonian whatever his lineage.
Once the meet and greets were done, the visitors were introduced to the Shadow of Krypton herself; oh, she was beautiful, even with the scars of her destruction.
Clark and his family were escorted to what should have been his childhood home even as his biological parents explained that his little rocket ship, his lifeboat, had been purposely yet desperately built those last days.
“Jor wanted me to join you, my son,” Lara admitted to Kal—to Clark, “but the bigger design would have taken longer to build…there was no time. Please, do not think we willfully abandoned you to luck and the whims of space.”
Clark embraced her again, “Mother, Father, thank you. When I was younger, before Ma and Pa told me just how they found me, I had assumed I was abandoned to their farm by some irresponsible or scared teenagers. I always knew my birthparents loved me. They left me somewhere I’d be found. I knew you loved me. Don’t think for a moment I didn’t. You two gave me life, twice over. I’ll never hate you. In fact, I’ll visit here as often as allowed.”
“You may visit three times an Earth year, Clark,” Danny spoke up, from where he had sat down quietly with Sam, “for up to a week each time. But you must remember you live, they don’t. Unfortunately, they can’t visit you. Smallville and Metropolis just doesn’t have the ectoplasm to support them.”
“Thank you, Your Majesty,” chorused everyone with gratitude.
Robots whirled to life and began working, one entering the kitchen and making some kind of tea or similar beverage.
It brought out tea for everyone.
“Thank you.” Martha thanked the robot.
The robot paused, “I do not know your identification. You are not of the El House.”
“Computer,” Jor spoke up, loud and level and clear, “scan for living lifeforms.”
“Scan completed. Three Kryptonians, two Kryptonian hybrids, six unknown beings,” a computerized voice rang out from nowhere and everywhere.
“Martha Kent, please stand up,” Jor instructed and she did as bid, slightly startled as she was scanned by something.
“Unknown being with female characteristics,” said the voice.
“Computer, new profile,” Jor said, “species, human, gender, female. Origin, Terra. Name, Martha Kent. She is an El.”
“Profile created. Welcome Martha Kent-El.”
Every one of the visitors were scanned, new profiles created and all declared to be of the House of El. Kal’s profile was updated, as was Kara’s.
“Error,” the computer rang out when it came to Danny and Danielle, “error, cannot make new profiles. Will update profiles for Dan-El and Dan-i-El. Error. Age exceeds maximum allowance. Error—”
“Override.” Lara snapped, “Update profiles for all El members as needed. Ignore age allowance.”
“…Override accepted. Profiles updated. Welcome back Dan-El and Dan-i-El.”
“Clockwork,” the two Royal ghosts muttered before explaining to everyone, “sometimes the God of Time sends us on missions to the past or future…”
Danny took over, “If we’re already in your system then we must go back to Krypton before its’ destruction. Possibly far back.”
There was a pause before Lara spoke up again, “Computer. Disregard age allowances for Dan-El and Dan-i-El from this moment forward.”
“Affirmative.”
Danielle had floated up, obviously thinking, “Computer? Can you show me the blueprints—the schematics—for Kal-El’s escape pod?”
“Affirmative.”
And the blueprints showed as three-dimensional holograms…
“Dad, this looks like FentonWorks work…?” she said consideringly, and Danny floated beside her, studying the schematics intently.
“Where…did you get these?” he finally voiced.
“They appeared in the system, Your Majesty,” Jor answered, “they were useable and so we did use them. Of course, we changed some things however, as they were very primitive…?”
“There’s Grandma Maddie’s signature,” Danielle pointed out some almost indecipherable text.
“What’re you saying, guys?” Lois questioned.
“The tech they based Clark’s ship on,” Danny smiled, “it’s Fenton tech. If we’re right, this must be what Clockwork sends us to do. Log the prints into the system…but why would it recognize us as Els?”
“Perhaps you do something of great importance for the House,” Lara offered, “it has…not been unknown for outsiders to be adopted into the great Houses as thanks for some work or other. It is rare but it has happened. Fenton is your…living surname?”
“Yeah,” Danny nodded, “Mom and Dad are…inventors…engineers that use ectoplasm as an energy source. They used to be very unethical about harvesting it but they’re better now.”
“We could not replicate the energy source demanded by the schematics,” Jor admitted, “we had to create one of our own.”
“Yeah, if you don’t know the source of the energy, it could be tricky,” Danny agreed, drumming his fingers on his bicep as he crossed his arms thoughtfully, “what did you use?”
“Stasis and a star drive,” Jor explained, “he would have awoken when the hatch was opened on Terra.”
“But still,” Danny mumbled, “how did he get from here to Earth; they’re very far…Clockwork…!”
“You think Clockwork might’ve opened a wormhole or portal somewhere between the two planets?” Sam asked.
“Must have,” Danny nodded, “how many times has Clark—as Superman—saved lives or his entire Earth? He’s one of the three leaders of the Justice League and he lands in Kansas of all places? Why not Gotham or Russia or the Artic? Or Mars? No, he lands right in front of some childless couple who really want a baby. In Kansas. Right where he can blend in. It had to have already been possible, Clockwork just nudges odds, tugs threads. Even he can’t invent a new timeline wholesale.”
“We were hoping he would land on Terra,” Jor explained, “precisely because it is so much like Krypton. That he could ‘blend in’ as you said. And the star drive should have been capable of bringing him there.”
“So, Grandfather meddled,” Danielle nodded to herself.
“If this god of yours meddled,” Jor began angrily.
But the Queen stopped him, “As Danny said, Clockwork can’t just…invent time. Everything lives and everything dies, Jor-El. Even civilizations and planets. Your people are responsible for it, the end of Krypton. Had they listened to you, evacuated the people, even just the elite—”
“Krypton would still live,” Jor slumped in his seat and his wife supported some of his weight, “why did we…reform here? Why us and not our neighbors?”
“Krypton’s death was violent, horrific,” Danny spoke softly, “drawn out. Those earthquakes were her death throes and still your people lived, unknowing or uncaring. That is enough to cause a Shadow to form. As for why some people became ghosts? We don’t know. Unfinished business, died too suddenly, too violently. Some people are just ready to go when the end comes, even a violent sudden end. Some are not. You, Jor and Lara, had unfinished business—”
“Me?” Clark spoke up.
“Yes. Their last minutes, seconds, very thoughts were for and about you, Clark.” Jonathan said knowingly, holding his wife to him.
“We can understand that,” Martha added, hand cupping her husband’s, “every time the world—Earth, Terra—nearly ends, all your Pa and I can think of is you and the boys. It’ll be our last thoughts. You and everyone. Even if we die peacefully in our sleep.”
Clark smiled gently because he understood and thanked his lucky stars that he had had two sets of parents that loved him so deeply.
They stayed a week, Danny and Sam had packed the essentials for living people, and explored Krypton, explored the Kryptonian culture.
But then their week was up and they had to say goodbye.
Everyone was tearful as they did so, even though they now had Krypton’s coordinates within the Realms and could portal onto the Shadow.
With some last goodbyes, and promises to visit again, the living and half-dead left via portal to the Palace.
Clark and his family would keep those promises religiously.
Wished Away 10
A Mother-Daughter Talk:
“When I first started a relationship with the Doctor,” Rose began, watching the man in question play with her little brother, their pseudo-daughter, and their actual daughter, “a real one, more than whatever the hell we were doin’ before, he warned me. No kids.”
Jackie gasped, “You mean he didn’t want a—?”
Rose gave a bitter laugh, “No, like, literally. We couldn’t have kids. Too different, genetic wise. He’d need another Time Lord or Lady, that’s what the women were called, Time Ladies, ta…Loom a kid with. He may have the parts, Mum, an’ be able ta use ‘em, but they didn’t make or carry babies like humans do. The babies were…best translation is ‘woven together’ by machines out of two separate DNA sources. Then they were given over ta professionals—like foster-parents almost. Nobody raised their own kids… He isn’t even sure how exactly his granddaughter was related ta him, just that she wasn’t a daughter but was a direct descendant.”
Jackie was gaping at her daughter.
“Not even Bad Wolf makes us compatible, even if we had a Loom. “Cause he’s shootin’ blanks…an’…’m sterile too now…”
“Rose!”
“I don’t…my eggs might still be good, but I don’t ovulate or get monthlies anymore,” Rose explained, “’m frozen, exactly how I was when Bad Wolf took me. Nothing ‘bout me can change permanently. I don’t even scar. Haven’t had to cut or dye my hair since then either. My nails don’t grow. I wasn’t ovulatin’ or bleedin’ so I don’t anymore. I never will again.”
“Oh, Rose…”
“I’d do it again,” Rose assured her mother firmly, “even if ya went back an’ warned me ‘bout all this. I’d’ve taken any help I could to save him…We’re lucky Bad Wolf’s so benevolent. She could stuff me inside my own head permanently an’ there’d be nothin’ we could do ‘bout it. Not even the Doctor.”
“Rose…what did you do?” Jackie whispered shakily, “When you first met Bad Wolf?”
“I don’t remember,” Rose admitted, “Bad Wolf says I traded my life for the Doctor’s—Jack’s only alive cause she was feeling nice—the mortal life an’ death ahead of me. All my possible futures as a mortal human woman, gone. I had one thought, Mum; the Doctor. I had ta get back ta him. Didn’t care ‘bout anythin’ else. Apparently, Clockwork says we’re literal soulmates. I’d’ve survived his death but I would—either grieve for the rest of my life or gone absolutely crazy,” Rose smiled sadly, “an’ I woulda…I didn’t have a kid ta hold on for.”
“Me an’ Pete…?”
“Soulmates, or Bad Wolf says; both of them. Just like Pete here lost his Jackie, you lost your Pete. An’ it was some major meddling for you two ta meet,” Rose’s smile turned brighter, “between you an’ me? Think Bad Wolf had a hand in that somewhere.”
Jackie nodded faintly, before questioning, “What ‘bout Jenny? If you an’ he aren’t compatible then how…?”
“We’re not sure,” Rose shrugged, “after her physical, after we got her home, the Doctor took samples; she belongs ta both of us but we’re both still incompatible an’ sterile. Then he took more samples from her; she’s genetically sound, everythin’ matches up where it should. Time Lord DNA’s doin’ the heavy-liftin’, but she registers as partly human too. Bad Wolf’s not talkin’. Neither is Clockwork.”
Jackie gave a slightly hysterical laugh, “Rose, if you told me years ago that aliens were real I’d’ve thought you drunk! Now here we are, talkin’ about gods an’ immortality! While your alien husband—”
“He’s not my husband,” Rose murmured, an old argument she didn’t really believe anymore.
“Uh-huh—as I was saying, your alien husband plays with your little brother, the girl cloned off you both, an’ the girl you accidentally kidnapped.”
Rose smiled again, lovingly as she looked to her family out on the front lawn of Tyler Mansion.
They had come a long way from Hendriks’ basement.
#danny phantom#ghost king danny#harry potter#buffy the vampire slayer#miraculous ladybug#DP#HP#ML#MLB#supernatural#BTVS#dc comics#DC#JLA#SPN#danny phantom crossover#multi-crossover#star wars#SW#long reads#Charmed(1998)#inuyasha#Wished Away Series
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Bruh I've going crazy for these two. Anyway silly art based on the head canon that when Logan is finally happy and at peace he puts on a little weight and I (also really like boobs) love that so much 🥺🥺🥰🥰
#like good for him#awooga#humina humina#deadpool#wade wilson#wolverine#logan howlett#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#deadclaws#peanutbub#when I first saw that was a ship name for them#I was like 🥺#marvel#let the man be taken care of for goodness sakes
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Prompt 167
Honestly, Danny is having such a good time right now. He gets to travel with Ellie, explore space, just have fun. Plus his secondary protector-instincts are having soothed despite him not technically doing any hero-ing anymore. Really his sister had the right idea when she decided she wanted to become a doctor, this is honestly a blast.
And if someone does end up passing away, well, Ellie is always happy to help soothe their spirit and guide them to the Realms where they can reach their respective afterlife. Or become a ghost.
They are completely oblivious to the fact that there are now legends and entire temples dedicated to them now. Apparently accidental ascension is in fact a thing, as Dan later laughs at them about.
#prompts#Dcxdp#dpxdc#Dan was already thought of as a god of destruction & change#He’s laughing at his ‘siblings’ for making them a trio#So many planets throughout time now include 3 gods/spirits/etc in their worship under different names but similar faces#One of those planets was Krypton#Clark’s parents prayed to Dan-El the Healer that their son would be safe and in good health wherever he went#They prayed to El-Nath the Guide that his journey would be safe & that she would not have to guide him to the afterlife instead#They prayed to Jor-Dan the Destroyer that they’re wrong and if not that their planet’s End is a merciful one#Clark finds this out when researching stuff from his ship/the Fortress#Hey that’s kind of funny he saw a similar looking being floating among the stars when he first tested leaving the atmosphere hehe#....... W a i t a minute-#Space Core Danny#Moon Core Ellie#Sun Core Dan#Look Jazz’s dream in canon is to become a brain surgeon and I think she deserves to be able to do that#Medical school is hard AF#Danny apprenticed under Frostbite & So Many Realms ghosts who are Very Eager to pass on their knowledge
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I was just existing™ and I got an idea:
Wars, Sky, and Four bonding over finding (some) of their villains hot.
Time would be included with Time/Dark but he is currently married so not today. Maybe Wars/Dark instead? Or I could just make them have an open relationship of sorts Ig.
Outside of Link/Ganondorf (which includes most of the chain outside of Four, Wind, and TECHNICALLY Sky but Demise is basically Ganondorf), Sky/Ghirahim, Wars/Volga or Wars/Ghirahim (Cia/Wars is mostly written in a not ship way so excluding it), and Four/Shadow AKA Vio/Shadow is the most popular villain ships.
...So why not have them be gremlins over it?
Four: I'm married to someone who tried to kill me a lot, and who burned down a village with no remorse.
Time: Why would you date someone so evil?
Sky: I wish I could date the guy who kidnapped my Zelda and managed to revive Demise...
Time: ...Are you two possesed? And aren't you in a relationship with Sun already?
Warriors: I wish I could kiss the man who gave me a permanent burn mark on my hand and that worked with the woman that I still have nightmares of.
Time: ...Never mind.
#Ignore the scene with Time#He's emberessed because he remembers one of the first things he thought when he saw Ganondorf was that he's hot#lu ghirasky#lu ghirahim#ghirasky#lu#linked universe#loz#duruduru yapping#lu four#lu shadow#lu volga#lu sky#fourdow#vidow#This is still my favorite ship name for LoZ#he's a...#a...#widow#lu time#thoughts#dark link#warriors x Volga#What's their ship name???#I was very tempted to writr Warrahim#because I love them#Warrhim is a need#not a want#but I love Volga x Wars too so I don't care#linked universe warriors
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Not gonna lie, I think they'd be a super cute couple
#danny phantom#jazz fenton#johnny 13#i just checked the dp ship name guide and there's no name for these two?? travesty#psychobike? intelluck? fenteen? smartshadow?#i remember rooting for them (uselessly i knew) when i first saw this ep#forbidden love always gets me#au: he never planned to fall in love with jazz. come on. she's so smart and pretty. going places#and he's dumb and ugly and unemployed. not to mention dead#and danny would never accept his sister dating a ghost. it would never work#(this is where i cackle and rub my villainous hands together)#imagine johnny showing up outside fentonworks at midnight#holding up a boombox and blasting judas priest's ''angel'' outside jazz's window#writing jazz's name in spectral fire on the lawn#it's so cute i'm mad
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so true of hw to have a fan of lxl appear in an mv before lxl even had their official mv debut tbh
#in~~~~~~ tears~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~#where were y’all when lxl romeo first dropped? i still remember avoiding them like the plague bc i didn’t want to ship them*#(*note: i had thought that yujiro would end up with hiyori at the time)#…little did i know that lxl would end up getting married.#what were y’all’s first thoughts on lxl though? i was p much like shiraishi-sensei (re:hiyori’s one and only honeypre focus event)#when i saw their name lol. ‘what kind of equation is ‘lip times lip’????’…#maybe i’d have introduced lxl to this former irl if i’d known what lxl would’ve become…#…then again said irl shipped yuu and yukki when he watched the nacchan movie so maybe not…#a n y w a y s time to hope for a sena mv for next week~~~~~~~~~~
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Here's some fairly week or 2 ago krug sketches :3
I'm gonna @ some people cuz i mentioned them here and I think I would like them to know that I mentioned them ^^
@cult-rangoons @varm1t
#krugston#airoah#noah krugston#Krasher ship#or TimeSplitters as Varm1t calls em :3#ExtraterrestrialCrisis is my other ship name for them ^^#i love them so much like guys theres so much potential for this ship#my bestie Cultraggoons made a edit of them with the Perfect Girl song and i started tearing up- like ough#anyway why is he posing like that who asked him to do that vro 😭#Dasher Krugston#dasher qpd#Varm1t you literally infected me for this ship idea#like i didnt ship themnat first but when i saw ur art i see it now#im at stage 3 of the infection rught now 😭#SIKE ITS STAGE 5 GUYS
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idk if I'll draw this but I just had the visual of a two piece thing of Warren stealing a cigarette out of Gordon's pack while he's not around and the guy hasn't smoked since he was sixteen. He takes one drag and starts coughing up a lung and Gordon finds him and absolutely dunks on him for it
#'jesus wept man you're doing worse than i did when i smoked for the first time'#'i haven't had one since i was sixteen man'#'inexcusable. give that back to me now'#my gordon vs fanon majority gordon fight bc my gordon is so......#listen i lean so much into gordon's conrspiracy theory/redditor 40 year old* ass so hard IT'S WHAT MAKES HIM /HOT/#*conventionally unattractive#it's so important he's not attractive if he was 'attractive' i would not be this into him#i need them dunking on one another and being bitchy as they should be#warren keeps trying to steal them but gordon keeps them on him at all times after that bc the last thing warren needs#is dealing with all that#while gordon's been smoking for 20 or so years he's fine. so he says#red valley#NOT shippy do NOT take it in that manner from my posts specifically. cryoshipping is not my thing#<- i don't like calling it garden it's cute and all but too generic. im taking SAW shipping names and calling them cryoshipping
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Finally started watching severance, I'm a few episodes in and I have several questions, first off why does Helly only seem to own 1 pair of shoes
#ive gotten some like vague spoilers off the dash#is the wellness lady marks wife#cause i feel like ive seen 'gemma casey'#and the fact that she had gemmas candle#also the fact that shes clearly not really dead#also the fucking neighbour boss lady who's name i cant remember#do we like her or not. i honestly cant tell#whos side is she on#her own ?#also petey </3 thought he was gonna last longer i liked him#also i need to see more like innie vs outie of the same person bc i love innie helly but i hope outie helly never comes on screen again#i hate that bitch#but its the same person ??#i saw a post about how their personalities are inherent but their values are circumstantial and i find it rlly interesting#also outie irving sounds like a bad bitch based on his wellness routine thing#if all that was actually true and not just shit they make up to make the innies feel better...#oh also bringing it back to marks not dead wife#if that is true then :/ i kinda shipped mark and helly so idk how thats gonna work#i feel like outie mark and innie helly would get along great at first but ultimately crash and burn#innie mark and outie helly from what ive seen so far would be great#well not great. great as in theyd work out#but theyd be toxic af#HOWEVER both of their outies would fucking despise each other#and honestly the dynamic between their innies is probably my fav i love them wtf#hes known her for like thirty seconds and hes already taking the fall when she fucks up and trying to save her and what have you#like im sorry idk what this says about me but. that would absolutely work on me#also irving & christopher walken <3 wtf <3 im obsessed <3#although theres defo something weird going on with christopher walken so i hope he doesnt break my heart#...or irvings heart but more importantly mine#also i love christopher walken in literally everything hes in hes such a treasure
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why does everything i get really into always end up being so god damn niche. by the year 2035 i am going to be blogging exclusively about the interpersonal relationships between the pillbugs and snails hiding underneath the bricks lining the flowerbeds in my parent's garden.
#im falling hard into the virvox guys rn sowwy. i like em a lot hee hee. i didnt realize just how small the fanbase for em was tho#actually i didnt realize how small the company that makes them were either. i got so used to the yamahas and cryptons of the vsynth world#that i forgot that like honestly. a lot of the voicebank makers and some of the software makers themselves#theyre like companies of like maybe 5 employees with like no funding LOL not a bad thing but i forgor#but yeah i was looking up to see if there was like. a fanon reason why people shipped takehiro and ryusei? not judging because i get it#i like took one look at the virvox guys and immediately slotted them as a very strange boyband (a catboy and a middle aged dragon man....)#and also took a second look at takehiro and ryusei and assumed they were childhood friends. i saw the doujin flash before my eyes#but also looking into it it seems the fanbase is also like. 20 people. and like 3 of them ship that#and at least one person ships whiteCUL and ryusei? why not LOL when it comes to vsynths sometimes a ship can be spearheaded by like#one very prolific artist HGDJKDFSHDJK which actually reminds me. honestly i dont really have many vsynth ships#i guess i dont really partake in a lot of shipping stuff deeply but i like romance!! you know i like love stories. you know this#i mean i keep calling the eclipsed sounds characters the celestial polycule for a reason tho. im not joking around about this#this is serious to me. they are stars and moons and suns and together they hang out and kiss. in the sky. this is serious to me#also i do like solaria x eleanor forte actually. its a bit random but i understand it. i understand it#and of course the aformentioned takehiro x ryusei. and also the whole virvox polycule. get that old man in here too#(what do they call people like me. a multishipper? i do that a lot. you know this from my otome game fanart LOL)#OH and i dont remember either of their names rn but i like that the cevio bank anju inami voiced has like a big fat crush on like#that girl with the brown hair. i like that theyre like. besties (turning into something more wink wonk)#thinks with all my brain. i think thats it. i dont know why theres so little. i think its because i think of them as like#audio sample libraries first and foremost and i forget about their characters and relationships LOL#but im not against the idea of making some audio sample libraries kiss...... not at all#picks up a guitar sampler and a sound effect cd. presses them together.#hee hee. they kiss
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I KEEP GETTING RECOMMENDED SO MANY DRAMIONE TWEETS HELP
I don't understand where they're all cOMING FROOMM why do they all HATE ASTORIA WHAT DID MY GIRL DO TO YALL BFFR LEAVE HER ALONE 🗣🗣
#i barely even use twitter man#but i keep getting them pushed towards me WHY#if you ship dramione then good for you idc‼️but i did not ask for all these tweets and why are half of them allergic to respecting astoria😭#the amount of dramione shippers who make astoria an arranged marriage who dies after giving birth and never mention her again is just 💀💀#im going to scream put some RESPECT ON MY GIRLS NAME#if youre gonna include scorpius in the fic or headcanon or whatever THE ONLY THING I WILL ACCEPT IS THEY HAD A LOVING MEANINGFUL MARRIAGE#‼️WHICH THEY DID‼️#and then she dies like canon 🙄🙄 and draco spends ages grieving BUT ALWAYS KEEPS ASTORIA IN THE PICTYRE TALKS ABOUT HER THINKS ABOUT HER#ESPECIALLH AROUND SCORPIUS THAT IS HIS WHOLE MUM OKAY#SHE IS THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE#and then 🙄🙄 i guess 🙄🙄 hes allowed to heal and move on BUT HE STILL BETTER KNOW SHE IS THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE AND SHE WILL BE MENTIONED AT#EVERY POSSIBLE MOMENT 🤺🤺🤺🤺#i saw one tweet which was like omg arranged marriage astoria she dies rught after giving birth and then HERMIONE SATRTS BABYSITTING!!! 😝😍#AND THEN SCORPIUS CALLS HER MAMA 🤭🤭🤭 AND DRACOS LIKE OMG SO TRUE SHE BASICALLY IS HIS MOTHERR#when i tell you i felt so much rage#AND ASTORIA WAS NOT MENTIONED AT ALL SINCE THE FIRST PART OF ARRANGED MARRIAGE GAVE BIRTH DIED LIKE EXCUSE ME#SHUT UP????????#im still mad can you tell#the treatment of women in hp both canon and fanon tbh is my roman empire i will never not be thinking about it#it makes me so so angry#and all the replies to it were like omg so cute 🥺🥺🥺🥺 hermiones his mum now!#dracos in love now!! 🥺🥺🥺#shut the FUCK UP#i know a lot of it is caused by the fact we know jackshit about astoria because her treatment in canon is not much better but plz 😭😭#yall made the marauders fandom outta nothing and you cant use a little imagination to make sure astoria isnt just a FUCKING INCUBATOR??#astoria greengrass you deserve so much better babygirl#astoria greengrass#hpcc#im scared to tag draco malfoy the stans might come for me#i am so god awfully sorry about the amount of tags here oh my days
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100% same energy
#i made this comparison when i first saw them interact and just forgot to post it#dame aylin#isobel thorm#general yunan#olivia amphibia#amphiba#bg3#just disaster lesbians#wtf are their ship names idk
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HI! Sorry to bother you. BUT I NEED TO TALK ABOUT YOUR AMV. FIRST OF ALL, IT'S AMAZING.
What exactly were you thinking when you were making it?
Because Joker seemed to be between loving and hating Kaito. One moment he was killing him and the next, ***so sigh*** in love.
I'm interested in any fun facts you'd like to share.
I'M A SHIPPER FOR THE JOKER? KAIJOKER? I have no idea what that would be called, but yeah.
Okay, just to be clear, I love your AMV and I think it's great.
No bothers received at all! Thank you so much :D EEEEEEEEEE I'm so happy you like it! Truth be told anon, all I thought bout when making it was: "I need them to interact in any way I can." but somehow-- along the way-- I noticed that there was an accidental story to it that sure fits the song! So I went to roll with it.
At first I only wanted them to fight Once which would kickstart the "loop." But well... I accidentally made them fight again so that idea went down the drain. (I didn't mean to make it seem as if KID sent shadows to Akira but I reaaally liked the timing of the gunshots so...)
But for a more coherent story of what I think it is... It's Partially following what I've planned for Kaito's Palace in my mkp5 AU (but I see the AMV as a timeloop au to it). KID helping Joker and the two gaining a sort of camaraderie but Stuff happened and Joker ended up fighting with KID which resulted in the latter getting injured Badly. BUT! Timeloop nexus be upon them!
The next time the timeloop reset Akira is aware of it now! And decides to seek out KID's real identity, Kaito. So the two got to bond as Akira and Kaito now instead of as KID and Joker. But there's still the problem of their fates being tied to a repetitive dance with no end in sight. It's also during then that Akira found out what really happened to Kaito which caused him to turn against Akira (Mind control-ish moment. I say -ish cuz I see that moment as more so Kaito getting trapped in a nightmare dimension and he sees EVERYONE as a threat out to get him so he immediately fights back).
And so the two end up fighting again, the lil moments where Akira is with Kaito (and not KID) are flashbacks of the time they were together (I wanted to put a sepia-like filter on those but I didn't like how it looked oh well). Akira desperately wants to get Kaito to snap outta it but seeing him hurt again was too much so sprinkler time! BUT! LUCKILY! Kaito regains his senses yaaay! So now the two got to be lovey dovey as much as they can. With KID having a less threatening and mysterious air to him in the end parts, Akira attending the heists looking so happy and relieved. Kaito, while dressed as KID even set off fireworks for Akira :3 So it's a happy ending!
#arianswer#anon#mkp5#Kinda happy ending though. theres two ways the very end can be seen :3c in a way the very end can mean 1. the timeloop restarted#again and its showing the moment when kaitou kid saw joker and went to help him which would refer to the very beginning of the amv#or 2. the timeloop was broken. with both akira and kaito knowing each other's secret identities. the very end can mean that#kaitou kid. mid heist. is just checking in on joker who is also in the middle of a heist. just two love birds looking at each other#also i looooove kaijoker for them too <3 i use the ship name jokid! cuz thats what i saw the first time i found out bout em#i dont really care bout dynamics related to ship names so i dont mind if its kaijoker or jokid i just love akira and kaito together <3#tagging this as mkp5 too cuz it is about them anyway
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#im bored so im gonna dump random opinions in the tags#i wish people would tag sim stuff so i could block it lol i love how creative people are but sims of characters weird me out for some reaso#like an uncanny valley thing i just do not want to see it and i dont want to have to block the people who do it cause do ur thing yall#that way i didn't have to block blogs that provide other content besides sims stuff lol#also i wish people didn't copy paste all previous tags or at least credit the op i know its an automatic thing when people reblog sometimes#but hey i or the op or the previous blogger worked hard on those rants lol! give credit /j#also hot take maybe but whenever i autoblock anyone who tags all ships and doesn't use anti tags when blogging about ships#like if theyre complaining about meljay or jayvik or timebomb or catvi while shipping a couple i like i block#also maybe its bc i have blocked a lot of antis but i really don't see a lot of people complaining about jayvik/meljay in the wrong tags?#dont care if i agree but if ur gonna be anti use anti tags! and dont use both!#additionally my personal pet peeve is people calling sky skye idk why it just annoys me lol like nope not her! thats a different lady#also my most hot take is that while i wish we got more content in season 2 i love the way jayvik was executed#i love how quick and sudden their breakup was bc i feel like it adds to the pain rather than a slow burn#rather than a drawn out divorce. its the codependency for me. rip off the band-aid sort of thing.#my other hot take about the seasons is that i would have loved an episode of 2 of just zaun and vanders kids growing up#and only them! nothing about piltover or the scientists or caitlyn or mel#just more time to see the sibilings grow up and become who they were how we saw in s1a1#also my favorite flavor of post-canon jayvik is them either a) in a whole other universe away from piltover/zaun#or them in another land away from piltover zaun but same universe#i love the idea that they cant go back and dont want to. i love the sacrifice angle of it.#also hottest take: dom/top jayce sub/bottom vik#sorry to everyone but to me the councilroom scene is him giving bratty bottom who got told no for the first time ever#jayces crash out is his sub/bottom not listening to him and viktors crash out is being told no multiple times#its not even about their size difference its that i just love the idea of jayce caring for vik in all the ways#and viktor giving up control (a hard concept for him) to his most trusted person#thats why i love say my name by acryllic on ao3 it feeds meeee#its also the only time i agree with jayvik twitter
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Finished god of war last night and I need to do the Valkyrie side quest even though I know there won't be any more story to it really, but man what a good game I really enjoyed that I was yelling at the screen
#little growth moments are so important to me#kratos growing and changing with the need to keep the Boy good#calling him son at the end 🥹🥹🥹🥹#spartan rage available made me lose my fucking mind#i saw an lp of it way back when but id forgotten vast swathes of it i only really remembered boys real name bc obvious#but oh my GOD#freya trying to one up kratos by shit slinging only for him to one up her by owning his past#cant bullshit a bullshitter Freya try harder#people ship them but i dont see it#goddddddd what a good game i want to experience it for the first time again#i havent seen anything if ragnarok except the odd snippet so it'll be so fresh for me
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