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yes-im-a-simple-man · 2 years ago

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#whats funny to me at 2 am #the cabinet of dr. caligari #das cabinet des dr. caligari #silent films #1920s #drawing #my art #hans heinrich von twardowski #friedrich fehér #german expressionism

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butchfalin · 1 year ago

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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katsinspats · 4 months ago

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I think my copy of the game is broken they've been doing this for 30 minutes

Crop of the Biolizard edit I did bc it makes me laugh:

#art #sonic the hedgehog #sonic #shadow the hedgehog #rouge the bat #their dynamic is so funny to me like hello what episode of Untucked is this #I am rotating them in a 2 bed 1 bath apartment in my mind #Also very proud of how this turned out I think I'm finally finding a comic rendering style that doesn't make me want to rip my hair out #Simplify baybee it's a comic not an illustration you can get a little crazy with it #Spoiler alert. Getting looser with lineart and better at colour schemes and simplifying shading. Is good actually.#It's so much easier to eyeball what a colour would look like in a setting instead of colourpicking the OG palette and struggling with...#...like 9 overlay and multiply and soft/hard light layers #Approximating colour genuinely looks better than forcing local colour into the piece. As long as the values are still there it works out #comic

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joshuamj · 7 months ago

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Hero.

#legend of zelda #echoes of wisdom #loz eow #loz #zelda #tri #josh art tag #been meaning to do a full on stained glass drawing for like 2 years now lol #ive had ideas but none really stuck with me until this one #and the reason why is cuz this one was more of a scene! it wasnt just a normal drawing made to look like stained glass #it had what is supposed to be a literal window with someone standing before it looking up at it #also i find the timing of this drawing funny #cuz i just recently changed my shading style to resemble stained glass even more so than usual #cuz for years now ive gottem comments saying #my style reminds people of stained glass #and sometimes i see it sometimes i dont #cuz my shading style changes and sometimes it really did look glass like #but other times i dont think it did?? but i still got those comments??#maybe its like the way i do lineart or block out shapes?#idk but recently when i was growing tired of my previous coloring style i remembered those comments #and decided to lean into it #but now just a little while after that #here i am doing a legit stained glass illustration lol

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puppppppppy · 6 months ago

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good morning sifloop nation

#loop is so fucking hard to draw bc I can never tell how I can center the face on their cookie cutter as head #its literally just a pair of eyes and yet it fucks with me every time 😭#idk what came over me bc suddenly im imagining these two freaks in the funniest scenarios for my own pleasure #im not even halfway thru the game yet im still on act 2 bc I havent been able to play it in a while #genuinely though I am curious as to how ppl would go about describing how u would kiss loop. this isnt even a jab at anyone #in fact I admire whoever pushed their imagination to the limits to find a way to make loop kissable in ways science cannot explain #and other fun activities #I think itd be funny for them to do 7 minutes in heaven bc normally 2 ppl go in to smooch or whatever in the closet #in their case two of them go in but only one of them comes out alive. bc theyre like that #are they fighting or are they fucking. the answer is up to you #sifloop #myart #my art #in stars and time #isat #isat fanart #isat loop #isat Siffrin #Siffrin #loop #doodles #shitpost

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egophiliac · 5 months ago

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(breathing into a paper bag) FRALIO....

can't believe they gave us another guy. oh my god. so I guess Kelka is more, uhhh, more OOO then, and Fralio is Ankh? not that it matters too much, although they do seem to be doing something with the connected Riders so. who knows. anything goes! or if I may, anything gOOOes! god. of course they're the Ambition parallel. of course they are. oh my god.

fortunately there's nothing else they can throw at me right now that could possibly --

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#art #ride kamens #ride kamens spoilers #OKAY i am caught up through show my cards so i feel more confident about going into main story part 2 #unless there's some absolutely wacky lore thrown into the fun rollerblades event WHO KNOWS AT THIS POINT #extra excited for these guys now! can't wait to meet them properly :D #gosh though i am so afraid for jou in part 2 #he's grown on me so much and i can't help but think getting backstory so soon is an ominous sign #especially for a wisdom guy i mean COME ON #i'm getting kiriya vibes and i don't like where this is heading #on the one hand if they legit kill off a character in their joseimuke gacha game...i mean. respect.#but also i want jou to be okay :(#i want everyone to be okay except maybe taiten because what is even going on with him #me yesterday: oh i don't think he's straight-up evil :) now let me just finish up the space event...#taiten: let's talk about plan DOMINATE PLANET #damnit taiten #tangentially i do think it would be EXTREMELY funny if the whole soun thing was a fakeout and murakumo was just some other dude entirely #soun's soft spot for uryuu and dislike for taiten is entirely coincidental #(probably based around the fact that taiten is INCREDIBLY evil) (or is he) (i mean yes)#he's multilayered he doesn't need a narrative reason to have opinions about other characters what are you his MOM

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theythemmer · 1 month ago

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r we phuckin w the phaltar

#i took it down during a menty b a week or two ago and then was like wait . i can move it to the weird alcove on the other side of the room #need stronger wall hooks for the stuff i wanna hang up and will probs rearrange this but it’s past 12am i need to sit Down my joints r MAD #anyway phrine i missed u… i should make a tag for it actually #phaltar #phrine #?#who know . not me #this is not phanart but it IS art . like an art instillation #also purely ironic i am obsessed w them but not enough to do this for any reason other than the bit #started bc i put up the framed poster and had my kitchen table set up like an altar bc religious trauma-#-means my house is full of jesus memorabilia and it’s a funny reclamation for me bc yknow. pastors child and all that #anyway then was like wait i have so much random dnp shit i have the opportunity to do smth hilarious #blabble #dnp #dan and phil #daniel howell #dan howell #amazingphil #phil lester #phan #edited to say phuckin thanks to @im-a-little-kit bc it was midnight and i was braindead amd forgor #thank u for reminder #this is “we phuckin on the phed?🤨’ pt 2 #……. wait what if i hang up the phlanket like a phlag above it

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fraternum-momentum · 1 day ago

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fellas is it normal to get reminded of ur wife when u see ur kid's schoolmate

feat. @wreckowafer 's arin \(⌒_⌒)

bonus:

#i finally managed to finish this now my goodness this has been in my wips for weeks #this idea has been in my mind ever since i saw both neily and aimee had lavender hair #i am so sorry but this fucking dilf twink has been making me extremely mentally ill u dont understand. YOU DO NOT. UNDERSTAND.#hes blonde. completely deranged. and has a cute short haircut thingy thats a triple whammy and right up my alley #also the whole dynamic of aimee terrorizing arin by just existing is just so funny 2 me and she doesnt even know whats happening LMFAO #my art

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artuurle · 1 month ago

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doodlepage and then a bunch of pre godhood lovestory. gramps keeps hanging on so he can get it.

#great god grove #ggg spoilers #ggg click clack #ggg thespius #ggg huzzle mug #ggg inspekta #ggg lovestory #i am not tagging bauzzie hes a crumb big here lol #please for the peace sign posing together image imagine the worlds most serious face under the censor for clicky because thats the truth #and makes the image real funny 2 me #also thespius being able to read click clacks emotions as easy as anyone elses. lays down. do u understand the vision #also i love a character design choice that's a lie and a truth at the same time. its not what he looks like but its how he really feels #if clicky has the artbook face under the mask when i draw him without it im prolly gonna draw it more stoic unless hes being gay now lol #hes self conscious of it....#also old man click clack refusing to die will haunt me. he'd crawl out the grave if he was told he could get a kissy from thespius /silly #also i hope yall enjoy the shapes they are very shaping this time

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quirinah · 10 months ago

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ummmmmmm guys this dungeons looking a little dark here..........................ummmm..... hello??? guys??

#quirinahdraws #darkest dungeon #darkest dungeon 2 #IVE BEEN IN THE TRENCHES SO I NEED 2 POST MY EARLY APRIL DRAWINGS FROM WHEN I WAS (am) PLAYING THIS GAME TERMINALLY....#try to guess my favorite character (very difficult impossible /j)#notable moments include reynauld and dismas kicking the bucket in my first year to which i thought after the latter. ok at least theyre #together in death or watever. anyways i got a beyond the grave a week later with both of them and i could only revive one of them and my #first thought was wow! this would make great angst fodder! i should make a comic (and then i didnt)#but dismas is dead so i can never get the achievement but he basically carried me thru vvulf bc i didnt have any legend lvl frontliners and #i didnt know u could just sacrifice a hero to retreat. or that you had to destroy the bomb barrel HAHAHAHAH but we defeated vvulf SOMEHOW #sketchdump #digital #dd plague doctor #dd jester #dd shieldbreaker #dd arbalest #dd abomination #SORRY FOR YAOIFYING BIGBY THAT BADLY IDK WHAT HAPPENED...ETTO.......#my favorite builds are damage over time <3 number one blight buddy supporter #but marked for death r also my pookies....i just find marked builds a little awkward to use imo. but bh is like my blorbo #i find it funny drawing any of the charas bc i feel like i always draw characters a little too cutesy/colorful but its shrimpresting

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buttercupshands · 12 days ago

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*looking at isat ss discord* my power of being silly got out of control

or how I tried understanding rpg maker basics by literally trying to do one (1) thing I really wanted to see ever since seeing Loop unused sprites lying on wiki months ago

the reason I mentioned isat ss discord was simply bc guys were the first people who saw me trying to draw close to pixel sprite face sprite for Loop to,,, do something at some point just to see how it works

and nope I'm not making this into anything, but I really like the fact that I managed to do this

(now with video post edited into this sentence!)

#the Start and the Epilogue is still planned as a visual novel in my head #I got myself rpg maker to make my thing later which is entirely not related to isat (I already showed my OCs involved in that)#isat shitpost #isat spoilers #isat #isat loop #isat siffrin #isat head housemaiden #that one post about voices difference in isat really helped as it is a bit confusing otherwise #I learn by taking apart stuff - that's how I learn #and how I analyze too #break down the character break down the game to the point of literal out-of-bounds make it all make sense in your head #as my head REALLY likes to complicate AND simplify things #basically this was both #also I have a newfound admiration of rpg games as planning ALL this is honestly so cool #like you need to have EXTREMELY clear picture of what you see otherwise it'll break and you won't be able to fix it properly #also Loop's sprite was flying for so long before I understood the problem and it was funny as hell tbh #also they're not in my Seafoam design bc I was... honestly a bit too tired to make new sprites #so I jsut changed soe details on the ones I already looked over and called it a day for now #I'm sleepy and this silly thing took me 3-4 hours and it's like 3 seconds long #but to be fair I was confused for first 2 hours #anyway shout out to isat ss discord and a happy Loop Wednesday (it's 1 am of 5th so it IS a Loop Wednesday)#not art #sillied too hard #I also accidentally softlocked myself by putting Loop nest to Head Housemaiden so they're a bit futher from her #two hats spoilers #I FORGOT that tag

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midnightwind · 1 month ago

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you guys like me going off on random DA tangents and musings, right?? because I've been awake too long so you're getting another one

I have been sat here trying to figure out Why Lucanis' prison looks like a bunch of ice and why it was so far away from the "lab" settings for a while now. (arguably two rooms fit this description, the one where Lucanis tells you about Zara and the one right outside his phylactery room) Like, even without that bridge being broken, it's in such a bizarre corner of the Ossuary. And I mean, it wouldn't really matter with a normal prisoner, but Lucanis was a notorious Crow and mage killer on top of that, plus he was Zara's special little guy to fuck with. You would not want to take him for a long walk to experience the worst shit on earth every few days. Maybe it's close enough to the little room where he mentions Zara and maybe she wanted him close to the door so she didn't have to go far to torture him, but again, leaving such a challenging subject close to the exit seems like a bad choice. You want him to have to get through so many guys and doors before escaping so you have time to take him down.

This also ignores the magic required to leave, but they're not clear on what that is and not all the Venatori are mages so there's gotta be a mundane way out he could snatch off a guard. I digress, the whole ice cage and far off room doesn't make sense. But we know they were shipping demons to Zara. (I'm pretty sure the few demons you confront in Minrathous were Zara's little pets set loose so we can assume she wanted them in the capital for the eventual Venatori coup on the crown) If Zara was about to be stuck in Minrathous for the foreseeable future, setting things into motion for Elgar'nan, I could see her wanting her pet Crow at her side. Especially if you consider the initial idea for Lucanis: he was going to be a mind controlled murder puppet before you break him out.

Sure, Spite didn't crack open his ribcage and crawl out like some new horror, but having a demon in Lucanis lets her control him via the phylactery if not just outright with her blood magic. Maybe his will was too strong for mundane control, but the phylactery works. We know it works based off of Lucanis' dialogue about it. So we know she had a surefire way to keep him under control. (There's a whole other post exploring the amount of dead Venatori and the fact that Lucanis still has his leathers and weapons [which would make sense if he was Zara's murder puppet, but alas] and whether Lucanis recently made a break for it or if the loose demons/spirits/undead killed them all) Maybe he kept his leathers because Zara wanted him presentable upon delivery, I don't know.

But I do think he was being prepped to move. The Ossuary is falling apart, Zara is pulling all the best results, they're losing personnel and servants without being given more; Zara was clearly moving on from that location. But she wanted her little Antivan prize. He's too dangerous to move normally, a Crow is likely to escape if given an inch especially a skilled one like Lucanis, so they need to lock him down somehow. Ropes and chains aren't reliable, not with a Crow, but he's not a mage. You can use magic. You can literally put him on ice. I think they were packaging him up in an ice cube and doing it next(ish) to the door so they could more easily move him. I think Zara was going to take him and his phylactery to Minrathous and use him to cause some absolutely ruthless mayhem in the city before her cult took it over.

I think Rook showing up weakened the spell being cast just enough for Lucanis and Spite to break out, and I think it saved a whole lot of lives.

#I had to scroll so far back in a group chat for that screenshot because 1) I think it's funny and 2) it's what made me think of this #like the Ossuary makes very little sense layout wise for what they claim it is #even as repurposed ruins they really just assigned random rooms for stuff #they don't even have that many cells! it should have been far more harrowing imo #but I may be biased here #anyways I continue to scramble for breadcrumbs about Zara and Lucanis #she could also have just wanted him as a trophy and that was more like crystal and not ice #which means he probably wasn't going to survive that whole thing lol #why she remained in Treviso after the breakout- I'm not sure #maybe she just wanted to see Illario squirm lol #or maybe she was going to send Lucanis ahead while she tidied up in Antiva #I'm not really sure what else she was doing in the city since we don't get much on her #things I've been thinking about while writing the fic etc etc #lucanis dellamorte #lucanis #yeah I am tagging it be subjected to my ramblings #Dragon Age #Dragon Age Veilguard #DAV #DAV Posting

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royalarchivist · 6 months ago

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Foolish: Listen– I've always survived these "Hey, come with me!" encounters.

Ironmouse: What do you mean "Hey, come with me" encounter? I just wanna talk!

Foolish: Well, you know, it's just– there's a history of like, someone says "Hey, come with me!" and then– [Laughs] You know. They do the deed.

Ironmouse: It's been so long since we've talked! I feel like we haven't spoken in a million years!

Foolish: Oh! I guess- I guess it has been a minute. Um, hey, what's up, dude?

Ironmouse: I mean, we definitely need to hang out more.

Foolish: Um, listen– I'm down to like, try to get some like, Fortnite in–

Ironmouse: [Kills him]

Foolish: Oh my– [Laughs] It's just a tale as old as time, dude. Just a tale as old as time!

#Foolish Gamers #Ironmouse #Foolish #September 2 2024 #Twitch clipper so bad it crashed the stream for 5 minutes when I clipped these. Sorry guys no more clips from me #I am trying to relax today and that made me furious #This was a funny moment though #I miss seeing all the QSMP folks interacting o(-(#If Foolish's voice sounds a bit weird it's because I used both their audio for that #Mouse was IMPOSSIBLE to hear on his end #so I mixed the audio together a bit and kept the radio ''grainy-ness'' to keep that consistent with what it sounded like from Mouse's end #But I made it a bit easier to hear both #Edited #Lockdown Protocol

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xxplastic-cubexx · 3 months ago

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it doesnt need to be said but its genuinely so funny how at-the-hip charles and erik are in krakoa like they really had the green light- the OBLIGATION- to be as obnoxiously close to each other as possible and abused that right to the fullest extent