#whatever. i love horses

[willyonilly]

"william you CANNOT be turning every tf2 merc into a horse" um... but i learned to draw them from memory

[egophiliac]

DOGS

IN

SPACE

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Horse Meshi. Delicious, in Horse.

[kreeeeeez]

[fuumiku]

Sweet & salty can be a good mix! Idk about syrup in sandwiches though… 

It’s bicorn day!!!

[heshemejoshi]

going west

[beaft]

listening to a podcast about troy and losing my mind over how fucking scary helen of troy is. her skin is pure white. she hatched out of an egg. she can perfectly mimic other people's voices. she's the most beautiful woman in the world but she is also completely faceless. she's a ghost. she's an eidolon. people keep trying to kill her but they fail every time because she's so beautiful that it hypnotises them and they are physically unable to hurt her. she's a central figure in the trojan war but her ultimate fate is almost never described because if she aged or died she'd stop being beautiful

[mariigoldzz]

No offense but I feel like a lot of those pretentious hunger games posts about how the fandom "continues to ignore the message!" and how the movies "are bad representations of a great series and Suzanne Collins is a poor misunderstood author😡" are written to make the OP seem smart. There IS some truth these posts, but don't forget that Sunrise On The Reaping's book and movie were announced the same day. She clearly has SOME sort of contract or wants Lionsgate to make movies on her books. If she was THAT "misunderstood and angry at the film industry." like some people in this fandom claim then Haymitch would only get a book, not his own movie to go with it. Sorry.

Of course, everyone is entitled to their own opinion. You don't have to like the movies, and you can be mad at the fandom. These posts are starting to get on my nerves though and I needed to rant. (More in the tags)

[wassupmygays]

i love you tiny costume details. i love tiny pieces of jewelry or patches that add so much to a character. i love you costume designers that allow for personalization. i love you i love you i love you

[ganondoodle]

okay i typed this in a reply but i need to say this more detailed here too, the way totk dealt with horses (and stables) is bad and worse than botw imo (yes i can rant about that too, these weird choices are in every little spot in totk, its almost impressive)

in a game that lets you build cars and stupid flying maschines, towers that shoot you into the stratosphere AND teleporting points all over the place, the chance is already low that you use a horse- though i would be one of them bc i love horses and hate building and didnt find it fun at all-

(also i almost never used any parts i had with me bc you cant put them back and your dumb vehicles despawn as soon as you dont look at them- also a negative thing about that system that reinforces the feeling of actually using it being more punishing than rewarding with the added bonus of the good ol saving your health potions forever problem)

-and something i DID like was that you can have more horses and the ... one.. new color (the lil spots but only AFTER you do that one quest in the spy post)

the stable points seemed like a neat idea, but like so many things, are utterly cheatable, imo the system should have only given you a point when you visit a new stable, so you actually have to go around and visit them all

(also .. add new stables, like mini ones or sth that dont offer beds- you dont need that anyway- so you have more places in which you can get them ... why did they remove some of them anyway, shouldn there be MORE now that the land is supposedly healing/being repaired? especially the one next to the big canyon, its so empty there it would have the perfect place for sth like a new settlement or a big boss arena but no its more empty than it was before, why?? and then putting yet another repeating annoying quest there in that weirld empty place?? i just dont get it)

letting you farm points by sleeping at a stable or bringing in a horse gives you LESS incentive to actually go around the world bc you can just farm it there

(and if that was done so youd 'discover' the malanya talks to you in your sleep 'secret' ... that is literally told to you, and if its bc you dont want to force players to go around and find every stable to get all those rewards ... why do you have 140 or whatver caves then with the majority of them being the literal same thing over and over ... to make people actually use the sleeping thing there? .. why, who uses that anyway, and farming points by sleeping there .. what the hell does that add? AND THEN the stupid sleep over tickets, probably the most nothign reward ever, dont count?? i dont think i ever used one- it just all doesnt make any sense, everything plays against each other)

the upgrading system for your horse is .. once again, a neat idea horribly executed, you have to go find malanya to upgrade them, and similarly stupidly like the fairies, they only tell you what food you need for what upgrade when you are there .. or when you are sleeping in the special tm bed at a stable, randomly, one food, bc the quantity changes too

which is just so ??????????? let me go and do a quest that rewards you with a lil booklet in which you can look up what an upgrade costs, or let the stables have that, either as a list or in the menu when selecting a horse or something?? (also why the hell is malanya in a different spot anyway, like, it feels like a modder just plopped them over there, their og spot is just empty now - except for yet again a stupid filler quest for .. another big horse and a yaaaaaaaaays crystal shrine quest- ... the spot is even still called spring of the horse god .... its so stupid, just like the fairy shuffling around, like you really couldnt think of a better way to reuse that concept other than to ... move it to a different spot in the same map and map level???? and not change anything in their og spot except idk, put a hole in the map ... for one of them like .. its like they moved them around last minute just to have the semblance of things being 'changed' with no regard what makes a change actually feel like one and what just feels like, pick up thing, click on random spot on map, drop thing- its like that for the fairies and shrines too, its so dumb and .. feels disrepectful to botw and how much thought seemed to have went into these spots that were clearly built about those things)

and like it couldnt get WORSE, they cut off the paths that horses follow automatically with one of those miasma buttholes (sorry its just a hole cut into the map, it doesnt even look like miasma burst through, it just .. cut out) a monster camp (that RESPAWNS, i thought those camps you clear with a quest would stay clear, but that would make sense, so of course it respawns and you can do the frame rate killer quest over and over yippieee) or otherwise like, with a big rock or a broken bridge-

and there is NO WAY to create a new path or fix or move anything in a game ABOUT BUILDING supposedly, like you needed more reasons to never use a horse????? i liked jsut hopping on and letting them follow a path and chill looking at the landscape, you cant do this here, and you cant even excuse it with 'its bc of the theme' as in, stuff is destroyed bc calamity 1.5 or whatever bc nothing in the game makes it feel like theres anything actually at stake, but the real crime is to make it not be fixable. WHY??? link moves entire buildings with ease but cant move one freaking rock that fell into a river?????? you swing around logs like a club but cant fix a bridge so your horse can get over it??????????????????????????????

[purrassicjet]

I wholeheartedly believe that Baxter hates Bobby Dawn. Has ever since the moment they met. A real "trust the animals" situation. Sandra Lynn hadn't been Baxter's handler for long enough to fully understand why he hated Bobby so much, so she disregarded it, trying her best not to let them interact too much. When Bobby kicked her to the curb, she finally realised why Baxter hated him so much, and now relies on Baxter's input whenever she meets somebody new. (Baxter LOVES Jawbone. Absolutely dotes on him. Is almost as excited to see him as he is to see Sandra Lynn herself)

[cakebatteronabrickwall]

river got so cocky about louisa misreading his intentions that he totally missed the part where she was gonna politely decline

[bogkeep]

saw some lego dinosaurs today :3

[bruhlesbian]

if i see any funny business in the tags i will be opening my jaw wide as fuck. cause. cause why not.

[alumirp]

a god known to no one

Trafalgar Law is the last sun priest. With his city burned to the ground by royal knights, the high priest missing and only him and a child as the last survivors of the crown-endorsed massacre, he is the last priest of a god long forgotten by all but the residents of the small village of Flevance.

A god known to no one its a is a dying god.

The essence of a god is in the tales and legends that surround him, the source of a god's power comes from the worship of his followers, the life of a god depends on those who believe.

A god known to no one is a dying god and even though Law likes to think his faith is real and firm he doesn't think Nika would survive having just two believers, no matter how much Bonney prays and makes offerings.

The word has to be spread, people need to hear and tell Nika's tales again, the world needs to once again recognize the existence of the god who once freed it. And in the absence of the high priest and as the adult in charge of looking after the little envoy of the sun god, Law is the one who has the job of making Nika known once again.

And there's no better place to begin this mission than in the capital. he just needs a little plan that allows him to commit treason, because the king is clearly the biggest obstacle between Law and his god's salvation.

It is just Law's luck that he ends up encountering a group of bandits whose destination is also the capital whose plans also involve the beheading of the king. Monkey D Luffy seems to think, for whatever reason, that he is the true heir to the throne and his group of weird friends seem to support the idea. He is the leader of the Straw Hat bandits and is also the man who…kidnapped Law.

It wasn't really kidnapping, of course. They got into a bar fight, made out in the bar alley, fought over who would pay the bill and then Luffy simply threw Law over his shoulder and put Bonney over his arm and carried them to his carriage. Using a bit of excessive force.

And now he was giving them an unsolicited ride to the capital where they would all dethrone a tyrannical king. Law was definitely not kidnapped, yes.

[sometimesanequine]