#whatever fuck adam

[chocouniversa]

Holy Shit. [MINOR SPOILERS FOR HAZBIN HOTEL FINALE]

SPOILERS BELOW:

Ok. Hazbin Hotel finale. Awesome. Thas all ima say, anyway...to my point.

I don't know why I didn't realize it until the finale but fucking Adam?

This fucker?

His divine robes here are pretty distinct, but until today I didn't realize it's supposed to be a FUCKING VARSITY JACKET.

L O O K.

The most toxic jock ever, gosh.

(Ok thoughts over)

[explorersaremadeofhope]

im doing a very quick (aka skimming-a-lot) GO reread and i'd forgotten how much i love discorporated aziraphale. he is 3000% done. he has no fucks left to give. this part of the book is just him and crowley, independently of each other, having hit rock bottom and come through despair and out on the other side into "fuck it we ball" and it's wonderful. they're so in sync and so unhinged.

favourite discorporated az moments:

telling mr shadwell he's the southern pansy

gets so annoyed with the televangelist he tells him that heaven only has a 50% chance of winning and the rest is propaganda, after denying it for the whole book

"you lot [humanity] are all going to be civilian casualties either way"

telling mrs ormerod that he knows he's in england because nobody else could have asked such a fucking stupid question

world's least sincere "wasn't that touching."

'the exorcist' reference *

extremely eager to murder adam young

i cannot emphasise enough how down with child murder he is **

tells madame tracy they need to be doing 70mph and then makes her fucking vespa warp through space at 200mph

"i'm the nice one. you can't expect me to—oh, blast it. you try to do the decent thing, and where does it get you?" aziraphale snapped his fingers.

* im willing to bet money that was crowley's idea and ended with him feeling vaguely queasy while aziraphale sat next to him going "what absolute nonsense, this isn't how it works at all"

** until he actually meets him. but still.

[aglionbyacademia]

Blue thrifting a shirt for Gansey that says “community dick”

[bathroomtrapped]

and before you ask, yes he conditions the wig hair

[grim-green]

the ship name is electricguitar to me

[saurinzz]

oh btw i finished the raven cycle last night......................................................................................................................................................................................

funeral is tommorow morning.

[deeply-unserious-fellow]

Regular couple, yaoi and yuri.../ref

[bizarrescribblez]

any trap fans on tumblr dot com…

[ratatatastic]

you ask the most superstitious men with attachment issues to the comfort of worn equipment what their oldest piece of equipment is and sometimes you get "im not a weirdo like that" sometimes you get "i still use a girdle"

naturally maffhew could not be a part of this because well you know...

[bi4bisamjess]

actually oh my god i love bluesey and gansey and blue both but why does the fandom act like it's irrational that adam was upset with them both for getting together right after blue and adam broke up. hey I really like you and you don't like me but wait fuck you like my kind of best friend that I'm obsessed with and so jealous of that 2 years down the line I literally lie and pretend I have his life? um? yeah sorry adam parrish they could never make me hate you.

[deoidesign]

IF YOURE LOST YOU CAN LOOK AND YOU WILL FIND ME

TIME AFTER TIME

IF YOU FALL I WILL CATCH YOU ILL BE WAITING

TIME AFTER TIME

[featherwhiskered]

concept where lawrence keeps getting post-it notes with death threats on them but theyre actually from a furious ghost adam

lawrence: oh whats this. *post it note saying: "KILL YOURSELF. -love, adam"* oh. this must be a really bad prank or something

the shadowy apparatus looming behind him, currently screaming at him:

[intersexnateriver]

original sin

[zer0point5ive]

nothing about lawrence pressing his cane under adam’s chin to tilt it up a little ? nothing at all ? oh well someone should really get on that i don’t know ..

[adamwarlock]

I'm sooo sorry for trying to kill and eat you 😇 now apologize to ME for being mean

[bathroomtrapped]