#what's that one vine

[hinamie]

parenthood was not on my 2024 bingo card but clearly life is full of surprises

[cheralith]

lol what if childhood best friend kaiser got a tattoo because reader mentioned one time in passing they found guys with tattoos hot

👀.....

he's such a fucking CAPITAL ELL LOSERRRRR!!!!!!!11!1!

imagine if you just don't even remember saying that too and kaiser just can't help but gawk because he very vividly remembers you in your early high school days gushing over a delinquent in your class that had the coolest tattoo on his forearm. it made kaiser look at his own pale arm and wonder what would patterns of ink look like around the skin, wondering if you would gleam over his tattoo in the same manner you did with your class delinquent. would you trace your fingers over the patterns he embedded onto himself? would you admire the texture? graze your fingertips across each inch of ink?

he had shivered at the thought when he had gotten his tattoo done, the feeling temporarily distracting him for the spiking pain of the tattoo needle pricking in-and-out of his arm, the lush ebony of the vine and thorns of his rose tattoo deepening with every moment the ink settles. kaiser can just picture your hand spiraling around the singular vine, the ghost of your touch he hadn't felt in years since his disappearance from his hometown making him twitch in anticipation.

so when you tilt your head at him when he reminds you of your affection of guys with tattoos, chiming with, "did i say that? i don't remember! oops." when he proudly shows off his year-healed tattoo to you, his jaw drops.

[awhoreintheory]

Picture Peter using slangs from his universe, and utterly befuddling people when he gets dropped in Gotham

Peter sounds insane. No one knows what a "gritty" is, or how to hit it. He has a weird obsession with caps, but he never wears a hat. No one knows what the hell "America's ass" means. Is it a dig at politics? A reference the "do the butt's match?" Meme? No one fucking knows.

Anyways that's how he gives his identity away AND Tim assumes he's from the future, the the batfamily makes contingencies around this incorrect assumption

[zorionbbq]

oueghhhgh story with the eyebrows of all time

[deanofsam]

i fear i’m not as horny as some of you… what if i just want them to keep doing their weird not-doing anything forever. what if it was enough for me that they remain by each other’s side for the rest of time. what then

[asytho]

[boom-baebee]

How scared do you think Curly was when it was just him and Jimmy left? When Jimmy carried him so tenderly and set him down on a dinner table and he was surrounded by the people he was supposed to keep safe? Do you think he was trembling? Do you think he was quiet out of fear, fear of what Jimmy might do to him?

[shittyleitnerideas]

Leitner that's the complete FNaF canon along with dropped plot threads. It's why MatPat is Like That. Insane.

im scared to try to learn anything about fnaf lore at this point

[dawnthefluffyduck]

[solomiracle]

teen mc growing up and now all of these ancient beings have to handle someone discovering adulthood... say lucifer gets a call from them at 2 AM, and accepts it, already worried. and then said worry skyrockets tenfold when he hears them sniffling and wonders who he has to murder until he hears:

"lu... lucifer... how do i do my taxes... 🥺"

and he just sits there for a minute, then sighs and says, "summon me in 20, child."

[forgetful-nerd]

Your turtle maybe feral, but are they “bite a bitch so hard they draw blood that they then have to spit out” feral?

[allthepandasintheworld]

nothing will be funnier than the fact that as a cult member, narinder is shorter than lamb (i think it's just bc all the followers are shorter than lamb, by design, but it's still funny to think about)

[the-unconquered-queen]

Can't wait for shadow!Nia to interact with Aerin. Dude's about to be verbally sent to hells even the Temple of Light hasn't discovered yet.

[curi0uscreature]

* Wanna see something funny? Absolutely fucking hilarious??

[thehozziest]

To me, Diomedes has the vibes of someone who doesn't listen to music which is very disturbing to people who can't do anything without music *cough* Sthenleus *cough*

Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying the Dio doesn't have a favorite song. I believe in my heart of hearts he has one song that he listens to as a treat. The thing is idk which song but honestly I'm leaning towards sad love ballad

[drunkcleric-art]

Nobody wishes I had any sort of joke of context for this than me

It made me laugh, so take it

Peitha unlocked new vari lore that each one is a secret lamp you just gotta find out how