#what? the great clockwork dick is stumped?

[vertyd]

It’s synth detective jackass…

[ariasfandom]

Gavin: What? The great clockwork dick is stumped? Connor: It's android detective, jackass.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Lil Hal: I'd hate to admit it, but I'm brotally stumped

Jane: What, the great clockwork dick is stumped?

Lil Hal: It's synth detective, jackass

[hrodvitnon]

One of the few things Rodan and Ni agree on is that the Sarcastic Option is the best option in Fallout 4. “No, I’m here to pick up an order. Two pepperonis and a calzone. Name is Fuck You.”

Fallout 4 (and Dragon Age 2) prove that Sarcasm is the best and only way to play the games, as it sounds like the voice actors are having fun with those lines (especially in the Far Harbor DLC), and couple it with Nick Valentine's comebacks for some great Snark-to-Snark Combat.

Sole Survivor: An evil king in a sub shop? Does a meatball monster show up at some point? Nick: From what I've heard, the pastrami golem is the one you really have to watch out for.

Sole Survivor: Look alive. Nick: I'll see what I can do.

Sole Survivor: What? The great Clockwork Dick is stumped? Nick Valentine: It's Synth Detective, jackass! If you're gonna be that way, you might as well get the make and model right.

[falloutdialogue]

Sole Survivor: What? The great clockwork dick is stumped?

Nick Valentine: It's synth detective, jackass. If you're gonna be that way, you might as well get the make and model right.

[jatne-jezra]

“what? the great clockwork dick is stumped?”

“”it’s synth detective, jackass.””

oh nick, how I adore you

[synthmama]

Also you guys should really be thanking me for watering down the complete shitheadedness of the Sole Survivor when they canonically say shit like: 

"I'm here to pick up an order. Two large pepperoni pizzas and a calzone, name is 'Fuck you.'"

"Eddie! It's me, your old pal, Shamus McFuckYourself!"

"Unless it's "keep-dumb-assholes-away-from-me" insurance, I'm not interested."

"Could you say that like Doctor Frankenstein? 'Igor, fetch me the brain!’“

"I don't have time for a dick-measuring contest. What do you actually want?"

"It was just me and a thousand guinea pigs. They turned... Carnivorous."

“Here’s your headline: Local Woman Says No.’“

(to Nick) “What, the great Clockwork Dick is stumped?”