THEY HAVE CUSTOM TENTS
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-Wyll has an abacus and a bunch of bound sheets of paper
-Gale has a telescope, a giant hourglass and a crystal ball
-Lae'zel has mounted heads and a mind flayer training dummy
-Shadowheart has several plants and a desk
-Astarion has a mirror (that he cannot use), a plant and a secret blood stash hidden in the back of his tent that's right I can see those red bottles you can't hide them from me
-Shadowheart, Wyll and Gale have books. Gale has more books inside his tent
-Karlach has a teddy named Clive🥰
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God, I’m sitting on my couch thinking about camping Ume who you know is always so prepared well before it’s time to leave for the trip. You don’t have to tell him check the weather, look up directions, make sure all the plants are watered before leaving because he does all that unprompted. Weaponized incompetence who?
As you lug your luggage to the camper van, you don’t have to worry your pretty little head about picking up your somewhat heavy bag because he’s already taking it from you and hoisting into the back—in the spot he saved just for YOUR stuff.
He’s got all the snacks, the playlist of the songs that remind him of you and of course the songs you danced to on your wedding night already ready to play.
Ugh camping Ume…let me help you pitch your tent!!!
Yes to everything anon come sit with me on these fold out camping chairs around the fire 🫵🔥
“Hajime, honeybee, did you remember-“
“The little camping radio? Already in the car with the extra batteries and usb cord. The portable phone chargers were charged last night and we both have extra shoes in case our first pair gets wet when we’re hiking on tuesday and I bought these new matching pillows that-“
and suddenly you feel so silly for even asking because he almost packs TOO much when you think about it but on god he will not let you go without anything you MIGHT end up needing during the trip.
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I was super thin as a kid and young teen and had some bad experiences related to it and that's exactly why when people are discussing fatphobia and someone goes "um? Thin people have it bad too?" I immediately just start Mauling that person like I'm Luis Suárez like
I DID have that experience! I did feel bad about my weight, people told me hugging me was uncomfortable, I had low self esteem, at one point I went through a brief phase of basically forcing myself to eat until I felt sick (and, sometimes, got sick) because I was so desperate to put on weight because even if I'm ugly and no one finds me attractive at least I can try to give my friends good hugs and not have people assume I'm anorexic or suffering from child abuse.
And that's still NOTHING compared to what the average fat person goes through! My self esteem was low because of my own thoughts and the words of people around me, not because the entire world felt like I deserve to die for my weight. I could still find clothes and didn't pay attention to my weight in comparison to models or celebrities because that never factored in. I never got bullied for my weight. I never had to be sure to not eat around people in case they made fun of me, I never had to be worried about doctors discriminating against me for my weight.
Like dude I have the Strawman Thin Person experience and I'm telling you what I experienced was still no where near as bad as experiencing fatphobia
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I need more content of the Romans having wolf behaviors but also Jason particularly more so than usual. The Romans having group howls, the entirety of New Rome singing to the sky to Lupa across the hills and the pack that trained them. The Romans criticizing the Greeks for their disorderly combat but being ten times as likely to bite and fight dirty. Jason, raised by the wolves, who knows canine body language better than human and growls when he’s upset and yips when he gets spooked. Romans whose preferred weapons are claws and brass knuckles. WOLF ROMANS.
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that controversial tiktok question “would you rather be stuck in the woods with a bear or a man?” has me realizing how differently men and women really do live their lives. and it makes me so sad to see responses such as “the worst a bear will do is kill me.” because yeah. that’s the exact point. the worst the bear will do is kill you!!!!!! and men are confused why that scares us less. they just don’t get it!!!
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WIP Wednesday
Bail Organa had never skipped a day of work at the Senate without an extremely good reason, but given the events of the morning, he was beginning to consider changing his idea of what constituted an extremely good reason.
He had been woken early by Leia, who said she couldn’t find the shoes she had packed as a part of her outfit for the day. Half an hour of searching the apartment turned up nothing, calling Raymus and requesting that he tear the ship apart turned up nothing, and Leia would not stop insisting she had packed the shoes until Breha held the pair up over holo, proving that they were on an entirely different planet.
Blaster to his head, Bail could not tell the difference between the shoes his wife showed his daughter and the apparently inadequate pair sitting in Leia’s suitcase, but he trusted that there was something very wrong with the shoes currently in their possession.
He checked his chrono as he sent Leia to finish getting ready. “We have time to buy different shoes before I need to be at the office—“
“Absolutely not,” Breha said. “This isn’t about the shoes. She’s upset because she insisted on packing her bag without help or a list, she wouldn’t let me or TooVee check to make sure she had everything, and now she’s missing something she intended to bring.”
“Ah,” Bail responded, the situation much clearer than moments before. Leia was likely feeling the sting of bruised pride more than anything remotely related to footwear.
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