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taking my whoremones so i can become a good dog. is that something

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I JUST REMEMBERED WHEN 4CHAN TRIED TO RAID THIS PLACE IN 2014 THEY TRIED TO INSULT ME BY CALLING ME A COLORBLIND DOGQUEER AND I JUST REALIZED THE REASON I MADE IT MY BLOG HEADER WAS BC OF GENDER EUPHORIA FUCK

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if grug honest grug a bit of a faggot.

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German trailer for The Thing (1982).

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My greatest tragedy is that I literally always want a nap, right up until ten pm, when I feel utterly alive and electrified.

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the perfect girl for me has to be beautiful, classy, and above all tolerant of my deranged experiments. my dark forays into the crevices of reality where god never intended man to go

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i use the butch lesbification beam on bowser and midbus n neither of them change in the slightest

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companies underestimate how much locking their content behind needing an account will just make me go do something else. oh your website wants me to make an account to view this content? oh your website doesn't show media to logged-out users? okay. i didn't actually want to see it that bad. yeah. bye ✌️

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shout out to Scooby-Doo for raising several generations with the trope of 'they take off the mask and it's always the greedy rich white bastard who wanted even more fucking money' even if they get made fun of for it because at the end of the day? damn. it really always is some greedy rich white bastard who wants even more fucking money.

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Dogs will be like. Barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark. And you'll be like. What. And they'll be like. There's a Leaf. And you'll be like. So there is. And they'll be like. Don't like it. Barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark barkbarkbark barkbark bark.

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I knew I had watched too many speed runs when I watched Dan and Phil play poppy playtime and thought, “wow this is the game? I have never seen all this shit before?” And then immediately after thought, “aw man they got one of the worst plug spawns. Instant reset”

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GOOGLE GAY PORN!!!! GOOGLE GAY PORN!!!!!

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fuck i forgot to share that one photo of two dudes making out on the floor at a punk concert in yugoslavia with one of the top comments being: this isn't homosexuality, they're just drunk and the mood struck them