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The final shape was shrimp
#destiny 2#the witness#destiny the witness#rhulk#rhulk destiny#ya'll I need to be stopped#don't blame me blame my friends#what the witty doing
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"How come there's no multi-war chess?"
Tim looked up at the entity that had been haunting him for the past few weeks now, "What does that even mean?"
"You know how chess is basically a game about two kingdoms going to war with eachother?" The being asked, his white gloves gesturing about lazily, "well wouldn't it make sense for chess competitions to make the players go into the next round with only the pieces that "survived" the last war? It would be more interesting."
Danny smirked as he watched Mr. Drakes mind whirring at all the new strategies and potential. Comforted in the knowledge that Mr. Drake wasn't going to get much paperwork done tonight, let alone have time to work on his project for the competition, Danny let himself vanish from the other boys office.
All he needed to do was keep distracting Tim from the competition and that prize was all Tuckers.
He just prayed Sam didn't find out he was doing this or that he was getting chased around by bats every other night or else she'd kill him the rest of the way
#dpxdc#prompts#fanfiction prompts#danny phantom#tim drake#tucker foley#danny has suspicions that the waynes and the bats are connected somehow and is tormenting tim with that too#tim is mad hes been benched with this unknown stalking him constantly#they cant track him or hit him and its driving them nuts#danny fenton#tucker begged danny to do this since he didnt think he could beat tim fairly#idk what the prize for the competition is. yall decide#Constantine either isnt touching this with a 10 foot pole or has no idea what this guy is and is obsessed with finding out#batman#danny is homeless and has nothing better to do than bother this rich guy with classic hauntings and witty banter 24/6#i ment 24/7 but yeah he can take a day off i guess
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well that didn't last long - back to bills i guess HJDDHJD (I saw this post on twitter and my mind immediately went to billford so we are here now)
(also - testing out a quicker, simpler colouring style cause that might come in handy fairly soon âš)
anyway yeah - have some billtlejuice, fellas <3
#didn't know what to do with alex's script in the second one so#i gave bill the cunty pink flip phone that we all know he has instead#i even put lil stars on the chain :3c#witty art#gravity falls#bill cipher#stanford pines#billford#the karaoke night (tm)#the book of bill#book of bill#tbob#tbob fanart#beetlejuice#...beetlejuice beetlejuice#beetlejuice musical
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Red Dwarf as tweets/textposts pt.7
<- | RD | ->
#red dwarf#dave lister#lister#rimmer red dwarf#arnold rimmer#arnold judas rimmer#kryten#kristine kochanski#cat red dwarf#kk2 my beloved#no but fr people are alwayssl saying the original kochanski was better bc she's not neurotic#and i think theyre mostly people nostalgic for clare grogan bc she's this bottled chunk of the 80s#but also i don't think grogan is a great actor#rewatch The End and she's not keeping up with Craig Charles even a bit when theyre doing witty banter#anyway im sure she's lovely irl and i still love her but i hate that ppl see arnett as a downgrade#when what she actually is is a fully rounded character written to serve the same function as rimmer#instead of the idealised manic pixie dream girl that Grogan!Kochanski was#the whole point of the original kochanski was this unreachable woman who didnât really exist beyond Lister's fantasies bc he didn't know he#GOD FORBID she be different when from a different universe and actually allowed to have a character#Lister 500 days of summered KK1#and yes I might be an aggressive KK2 defender bc i am also a neurotic overeducated woman stuck somewhere lets not worry about it
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assorted bodies doodles (transcript of that messy relationship square under the cut due to my handwriting/incoherency)
TAKE THESE W A GRAIN OF SALT i am like 90% joking:
hillinghead -> hasan, and vice versa: immediate mutual respect
hillinghead -> whiteman: he's incredibly smart, deceptively cunning but very kind. but he is also so annoying oh my god--
hillinghead -> maplewood: "please someone explain science fiction to me"
whiteman -> iris, and vice versa: two friends secretly think of the other as the sidekick
whiteman -> hillinghead: annoying him is quickly becoming a favorite pasttime
whiteman -> hasan: will not admit it but he wants parenting tips from her
hasan -> whiteman: has slipped a parenting book to him
hasan -> maplewood: deja vu about their future weirds her out a little, but she trusts her
iris -> hillinghead: fond of him from the time they spoke in the prison. enjoys fucking with him
iris -> hasan: SHE'S THE GOAT
#re: while i like whiteman being a funny comic relief type character in this lineup (less comic relief and more witty and funny)#i do recognise that he's not rly like that in canon. much more cunning and able to blend into whatever situation he can#able to say the right things when he needs to (right after farrell dies) and deflecting of any real observations (with calloway)#its very chameleon like to the point of giving up a very integral part of his identity to safeguard himself--#even though he cares very much about it (the way he reacts to antisemitic comments and his face drops when farrell mentions the synagogue)#now what is actually annoying to hillinghead is that he knows karl can actually be very gracious he's still choosing to fuck with him LOL#the annoyance spreads to iris too. i rly think iris-karl buddy cop duo could be so funny#i actually really need more fic or art of them all interacting . here's how bodies s2 can still happen.#bodies netflix#karl weissman#esther jankovsky#sharara hasan#alfred hillinghead#iris maplewood#and sorry to hillinghead who is not drawn well. kyle soller 1 treasureplcnet 0#my art#and im not quite sure why theyre having breakfast tgt in that first comic. perhaps bc the original meme has them like that LOL
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(sans voice) u feel ur sins crawling on ur back
#kaeya#kaeya alberich#genshin#genshin impact#gore#art tag#umm what else do i tag this as#blood#?#u wud not believe what the inspo for this was#its the cinnamoroll anatomy figurine#honestly im reluctant adding the 2nd pic bc 1 holds up p well on its own#but also i like sharing everything + i worked on dat + i kinda like it too but oh well#sorry for the lame caption im not witty enough for that im just here to draw#ok ykw im keeping the 2nd pic bc it looks like a ss from an amv
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i really reallyyy like the scene where jack goes to pulitzers alone and finds out kath is his daughter and stuff because you fully watch him break. not in the way he was broken during crutchies arrest or santa fe where he was alone but we get to watch in real time his facade fade. he walks in only to immediately be insulted and without missing a beat returns the same energy to pulitzer and continues to do so until pulitzer reveals kath is his daughter. then he tells snyder to come out. then the delanceys hold jack still so he cant try running. and then ONLY thing jack can come up with in response is âyou stinkâ . THEN pulitzer brings up crutchie. Then he brings up davey and les. and we dont hear a word from that kid for the rest of the scene. he didnt even have it in him to make a comment to or about the delanceys.
#newsies#jack kelly#is âyou stinkâ simply just the disney and pg way of saying âgo fuck yourselfâ ? yeah. do i care? no#it also really emphasizes the fact that hes just a kid#coming back 2 this#guys omg ik what the line actually means its ok#im just saying u stink is also a pg go fuck urself#trust ik what he means when he brings up every single person in the room omg#ANYWAY!!!#yeah hes witty and smart but theres still that childlike innocence in him#unfortunately this is still on my mind from yesterday#luckily for me though i finished my homework early today and have no class đ
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HI MY BELOVED ANGEL!!! i am sending u mattsun + campfire as well as kisses n hugs <33
SAINTTT hello đ„ș thank you for sending a prompty!! đ„č idt i've ever written mattsun fully before so this is something new!
help me get back into the writing groove! send me a character + any word and i'll write a short blurb about it!
contains: exes, stranded-y situation, feelings are complicated, some expletives
mattsun + campfire
"i told you we should've brought the spareâ"
"yeah, let me go back in time for a sec and do just that."
"asshole."
lesson #1: nothing good ever happens when you're stuck in a car with your ex on the way to somewhere remote.
you blame iwaizumi for this one. who the fuck chooses to spend their birthday weekend in the fucking wilderness?
(okay, you don't actually think it's so bad. to be fair, he did plan this a year ago. and it did sound like a good idea. then. at the time. anywhere with the boys was always guaranteed funâat least, until you and matsukawa broke up.)
"can you pass me the flashlight?" he points at the backpack behind you. when you hand it over, your fingers brush over his as he takes it away from you.
and you hate it, becauseâ
lesson #2: you should never be alone with your ex when you still have feelings for them.
you'd agreed to take two cars to the camping spot: iwaizumi's with oikawa and hanamaki and matsukawa's with you. there was no way you'd fit in one, and hanamaki ultimately decided to ride with iwaizumi because, "you and mattsun have shit to sort out," he'd said.
with night setting and the two-hour headstart they managed to get ahead of you, the best thing you and matsukawa can do is to set up camp temporarily and wait for them to come back for you come sunrise.
you sigh.
leaves crack underneath your feet as you maneuver around your camping space. the light from matsukawa's flashlight tells you where he is, just a bit deeper in the forestry as he looks for wood to help set up the fire.
you unload the car in the meantime, bringing out some snacks and sleeping bags while waiting.
matsukawa eventually comes back with arms full of wood, and you help in whatever way you can, clearing the space and fetching more twigs when needed.
the entire car ride here had been quiet, so it's not surprising that this entire process has been equally as silent. untilâ
"did you already pull out your tent?" he asks, half of his body disappearing into the trunk of the car.
"huh?" you go closer, "i only brought out the sleeping bags."
then he sighs, ducking out from the trunk with a hand on his hip, "we only have one tent."
"what?"
"makki must have gotten yours with his when he decided to move cars."
his hand runs through his hair, a habit you know well. it lights up all sorts of weird feelings in your tummy
you don't know how to feelâ
"i can sleep in the car."
âbut you know that you definitely don't want him to do that. all things considered, you were friends first. and you've both been trying to be friends again since the breakup. you wouldn't want to cause him discomfort like that.
so, with a deep breath, you say, "it's okay, we can just share."
"are you sure?" he stares at you.
you nod.
after setting up the tent, you eat a few energy bars and clean up from the day's events. the campfire provides ample enough heat, but with how fast the flames are burning, you're doubtful it'll last the two of you the entire night.
itâs much later on, past midnight, that your doubts are proven right when you and matsukawa are cramped together in a tent made for one. it started to get cold a few minutes ago, and you've found yourself inching closer and closer to the warmth youâve gotten used to laying against for the past two years.
he's only pretending to be asleep, you know that much, too. the rise and fall of his chest is hardly there; you can see it, how he's holding his breath being this close to you.
"issei," you whisper.
he opens his eyes, eyelids lifting lazily as he meets your stare. the vibration of his hum reverberates to you.
"it's cold."
for a moment, your stomach drops at the thought that he could ignore you; how it would make perfect sense for him to. you broke up with him after all, and he doesn't owe you anything, much less favors as intimate as this one.
but he closes the already dwindling gap between you, wrapping an arm around your waist as he pulls you closer. it's near, far too near for exes to beânoses touching and all.
"warmer?" his voice comes out hoarser through the whisper.
you nod, your head shifting up and downâwhich, truly, is where you ultimately fuck up. you feel it, a little chapped but still pliant against your lips.
in your carelessness, you accidentally brush your lips against his, the sensation alone surprising you enough to inch your head back as you mutter your apologies.
"sorry? really?" he asks, eyes half-lidded still as he chuckles.
his question settles into the small space you're in.
your vision trails from his eyes, down to the slope of his nose, until it lands on his lips again. a little split like you've always known, but still your favorite. still the only lips you want against yours.
when you lean in again, you know you're fucked, becauseâ
lesson #3: the number one rule is that exes shouldn't kiss each other anymore.
#mattsun x reader#matsukawa x reader#hq x reader#shotorus.workbook#WAAAAAH i hope u like this saint !!!#ive never rlly written mattsun in length before so i hope i captured him enough ?????#i feel like he's such a tough balance to write (bc i am not witty at all and i feel like he would be HAHAHA)#anyway !!! some stuff abt the fic: the split was amicable for the most part#but the reason why makki says reader and mattsun have stuff to sort out is because there's like a weird tension~~ that he feels around them#and its kind of like. they bicker? and snap at each other like exes do but also it's just like. why do u care abt what the other does so mu#if you arent together anymore ?? typa thing. its like. they argue but in a way couples normally do if that makes sense#HONESTLY MAKKI WOULDNT HAVE ALSO MINDED STAYING WITH THEM cos he likes to watch HAHA but i think#he joined iwaoi more as a 'ill give u guys time together to fuck it out or wtvr just dont be weird on iwa's bday' typa thing#they were also together for a while! friends first and everything hmmm the reason why reader broke up with him#can be up to you! but my intention was for it to be something fixable and just more fitting for a 'break' typa thing#not necessarily a breakup#also the iwa car went ahead and they have the spare tire so they can go back and help but better in the daylight#i think thats all !!!#i hope you like it !!#ask#rep#saint.đ©ž#honestly these just keep getting longer hAHAH i should follow my 20 minute cap more#ask rep answered#heartsyougave
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IshiMondo Week Day 6: Confessions
To be honest this is less of a confession and more of a screaming match
And of course, your bonus:
Was it casual when you voted for me so you could die by my side?
(this is a reference to the only stageplay of thh on YouTube. It ruined me. AUGH.)
#ishimondo#mondo owada#kiyotaka ishimaru#ishimondo week 2024#i hope yall appreciate my witty joke in the bonus#pumping out two drawings in one night...thats a new record for me..#im excited for the free day tomorrow#not sure what im gonna do but ill try to make it worthwhile#lets hope i get it done tomorrow lmao#speaking of..#SEE YALL THEN đ
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Kazuto and Suguha
#sao abridged#saoa#sword art online abridged#something witty entertainment#WHAT am I DOING#webweaving#telespeak
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what is your favâs insta bio đ€
#ive been getting those cringe bios videos on tiktok and theyâve been killing me so lets hear it#do they mention you? is it a quote or lyric? simply an emoji???????#dying to know tbh#in true cringe millennial fashion i feel like satoruâs is just emoji#đ§đ»âđŠłđđ©đ»âđŠ°âïžâŸïžđŹ#like truly indecipherable#what are u on about#modern au sanemi is my blissfully offline never looked at a dating app doesnât have an insta only has a tiktok he uses to send me videos#name user83838djdjdi9ieo120192 and all#tbh let me save the ranting about him going viral for being a hot firefighter in a candid video another day#umeâs is something witty heâs a man who loves quips#i have more but Iâm trying to be Quiet
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Heâs fucking hilarious and Iâm tired of the internet pretending heâs not
#miguel o'hara#atsv#across the spiderverse#comic miguel#like seriously heâs funny in the movie and out theyâre just different comedy tropes#Heâs cynical and sarcastic in both the comics and the movie#And in the movie he does fit into the âstraight manâ archetype sometimes#Big example is the âwhy are you saying it like thatâ scene#it was only that funny because he was confused and didnât know what was going on#Just because he isnât making a pun or some witty comment or some shit doesnât mean he isnât doing a comedy đđđđ
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so as a former employee of RMS Titanic Inc, I have some thoughts I need to get out about this whole current situation, or I will literally explode.
for context, I worked for RMST Inc. for a year and a half as a tour guide and artifact specialist. The company owns the salvage rights to the wreck site, and partners with Oceangate and other companies to retrieve artifacts. the artifacts are used for educational purposes only, in the museum that I worked at, although they werenât above selling little bits of coal from the Titanic in stupid little tchotchkes like snowglobes and hourglasses.
i dedicated so much of my life and passion to that company and that museum and was treated like absolute dirt lol. and I didnât even get the worst of it, I had friends and coworkers whose safety and wellbeing was consistently disregarded for the sake of profit, fighting desperately for corporate to stop pretending to care about the legacy of Titanic when all they really cared about was making money
so despite my initial shock at reading about what was going on with the missing submersible, I canât say Iâm surprised. This is what fucking happens when you cut corners and put profit over everything else. If only there was some big historical event that we could look to that would show us just exactly how dangerous that can be... oh wait.
Jack Thayer, who was 17 when he survived Titanic, said that âthe world woke up on April 15, 1912âł, which pretty much sums up how SURE people were in 1912 that they would never make those same mistakes again. They realized had gotten complacent and swore things would be different. They enacted safety laws, pointed fingers at survivors, created conspiracy theories to try to explain what happened, all out of fear of it happening again. And yet, history always repeats itself
and now people are fucking OBSESSED with the Titanic, they find it fascinating, they wonât fucking leave it alone, and the company I worked for, and Oceangate, and others, capitalize on that because theyâre greedy and want to make money off of it. all they care about is how to profit off of it. they PRETEND to care about Titanic but they donât. They never did.
I also actually have a personal connection to one of the five members of the team in the submersible. I met P.H. Nargeolet at the event our museum did commemorating the 110th anniversary of the sinking, I spoke to him and heard firsthand some of his accounts of dives to the wreck site, I even took a picture with him. He cared, he cared so much about Titanic and its legacy, and so do I and so did so many of my friends I worked with. The company we worked for took advantage of our caring, it took advantage of how passionate we were about it in order to line its executivesâ fucking pocket
Iâm horrified, Iâm devastated, Iâm vindicated.
on the one hand, I hope this ruins them. i want to watch the company die. thereâs a satisfaction in that. but the shitty thing is how much suffering has to happen for things to change. i just wish good people didnât have to die to make change happen. I wish people cared first, before tragedy strikes. I wish our world wasnât so fucked up and shit like this didnât happen. But it did. And it does. And money wonât save any of those people any more than it saved John Jacob Astor or Benjamin Guggenheim, or any of the other rich greedy assholes who died on Titanic. Iâm not celebrating their deaths. But I wonât ever forget who suffers the most. The coal trimmers and the stewards and the minimum wage guest service associates at the museum I worked at.
Iâm glad I donât work there anymore. But some of my best friends still do. And I donât want them to suffer more because of this. All I can hope is that it enacts meaningful change that actually lasts. But I know thatâs just wishful thinking.
#win rambles#this is very convoluted and not really... idk how much sense it makes i just had to get thoughts out#i don' thave a witty conclusion or a message or anything like that#i just want people to know how shitty our company was and i want you to know how much i loved that job and how much i cared#and how much people in the titanic community do care#i'm just tired of seeing posts and memes about it from poeple who don't know what they're talking about#the titanic community is full of shitty bigoted white men and people who fucked me over bc i'm trans#and fucked over my queer nonwhite neurodivergent disabled friends#but me and my friends are in the community too whether they like it or not and we care and WE matter#titanic#rms titanic
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OH YEAH NO THATS GONNA HAUNT ME FOR AGES. MIKKSY SAYING PLAYBOYS AS HE PHONES INTO A FINNISH RADIO STATION COMPLETELY FUCKING PISSED
the whole exchange is so good (x)
#niko mikkola#florida panthers#if youll excuse me that audio is going to haunt me till the end of time#âhas lunka been calling in?â he says like a big brother checking to see if his little brother is doing well in school#finns: unhinged edition#calling in while drunk...2 days in a row#âhey so sasha people are saying youre diligent and that youll start training for the fall earlyâ#sasha with absolute no hesitation âone can get their steps in walking around tampere with the cup right?â#hes always been delightfully witty but with the air of âi just won a cupâ it becomes so much hotter#so dumb the way my brain stuttered over mikksy saying miami#unfortunately i am just a boy with an embarrassing crush please dont look at me#niko âwe have a week to reflect and enjoy what we did [win the cup] and enjoy thisâ mikkola#aleksander â*turning to lundy* will you have time to think about itâ barkov#anton âno i wontâ lundell#sasha loves putting lundy in his place any chance he gets#theyre all like cats poking their heads out the door and fighting over who gets to peak first MY TURN NO MY TURNNNN MY TURN ON SPEAKERPHONE#amazing no notes truly
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I'd always thought I preferred the messiest, most chaotic and fucked up people but with a grain of wil and spark that makes them do something over passive people that do nothing wrong, that don't care about anything but themselves and that never help...
AND I WAS RIGHT
People who are willing to try, that give a shit, that MEAN IT when they try to do something, smuah smuah come here hereâs your smooches smuah.
#steel rambles#even if they are not good at it at least they are trying#at least they are PROPOSING stuff#they are trying their best#they are genuine#look i am genuine when i say#the messiest person i know now the stereotypical person the parents don't want you to become#is genuinely a lot more lovely and respectable imo than some of the more kept together peopel i knew before#but they never did anything#âhey guys there is this thing that should change becajse it's not right bla bla blaâ#âwhy bother when people will fuck it up either wayâ#like#this is what i am talking about#first to complain last to do something about it#and like i am not talking about depressed people or people who have too much stuff foing on#that counts as something#okay#i am talking about amoebas#you have all met them#like GOD IT'S SO REFRESHING#being surrounded by people that CARE#AND GENUINE#and not hiding behind layers and layers of wittiness and sarcasm that gives them a free pass over their not doing anything#because they believe they are so superior that they don't do anything to help others because others don't deserve itwill fuck it up anyway#idk I'm happy#I'm happy to be surrounded by so many different and occasionally messy people but that no matter all the shit they went through#they are still [human]#idk these are.messy thoughs but i am just overjoyed
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I'm continuing my Wriothesley posting
For a man who seems scary and serious, he says "jokes aside" a lot. And he's often the one making the jokes.
I mean this in the absolutely purest way possible, but this man is doing things to me and my heart.
A few examples for the simps and those who have no idea who I'm talking about
I've seen people go wild with the handcuffs but ignoring THAT whole thing, this is like spinning a pencil, very very cool :>
#genshin impact#wriothesley#SDB rambles#i'm afraid to look for fanart tho cuz people are down bad in ways i do not wish to witness#idk if i've ever been this in love with a fictional character lol#âoh no he's meeting all my standards!â#sharp eyes; pretty hair; witty; funny; caring; cool; a nice sense of style..... EUGH#hoyoverse knows what they're doing and i'm right in their clutches#i'm ashamed of my screenshot collection#also irl mutual person hi hello#glad or terrified to see what a weeb i can be? xDDD
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