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my "hear me outs" but its actually just various motogp and f1 liveries
ok so starting off with the brawn bpg 001

she's just so sleek and idk i feel like she'd be tall and slim and soooo fine as a person does that make sense? (no.)
now vale's mugello 2001 livery

its giving very much hippie lesbian that's the best kisser you've ever met but is way too nonchalant so u fall in love and she's like "oh, baby, i didn't mean it like that"
next, the arrows a8

its kinda giving that one milf that does pilates and hates her husband so she has an affair with her cute neighbour aka me
basically any kawasaki livery

i'm not sure if its bc i love green or what but i cant even explain the want i have for this bike
now the honda ra107

i'm getting very like nonbinary upperclassman that plays with your feelings and like gets you all hooked onto them and in love and then says "but we're just friends, ofc" and i have low standards so i'd love that
ok now i'm never beating the vehicle-fucker allegations
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this isn't vflower but i said i like nurse robot type t
#nurse robot type t#voicevox#utau#utauloid#WHAT THE HELL DO I EVEN TAG THIS#THIS IS JUST A SHITPOST#i use my skills very wisely as you can see
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You should draw a dammek/tyzias fanchild
i dropped everything i was doing to draw this as soon as i saw this ask. anon im kissing you on the mouth.
this is fallow. they have paranoia issues.
#possibly the best ask ive ever received#damzias#tyzmek#dammek#tyzias#tyzias entykk#fankid#homestuck#hiveswap#hiveswap fankid#darts#what the hell do i even tag this#fantroll#fanchild#asks#requests
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real shirt a man in front of me and my friends at a concert was wearing

#alright sir#thanks for the info i guess#don’t really know what to do from here#what the hell do i even tag this#laur says stuff
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this appeals to a very specific audience and im pretty sure that audience's entire population is me but I might as well share it here
(the image has nothing to do with the song, i just thought it was funny)
#what the hell do I even tag this#what the actual hell is this#what am I doing#im not a music guy so this might not even sound good#I DONT EVEN KNOW IF THEYRE IN THE SAME KEY#its probably just a similar chord progression#but ive literally been thinking about this for months and I need to tell people#joong archen x veggietales#(<- im definitely the first to ever use that tag)#joong archen#joongdunk#daonuea#kluennuea#kluendao#nueakluen#star in my mind#star in my mind series#veggietales#belly button veggietales#boyz in the sink#(okay but dont deny it that song is a frikin BOP)#larry the cucumber#mr lunt#junior asparagus
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drinking black coffee and eating sardines and smoking marlboros in the same way that a toad will eat poisonous prey to absorb the toxins itself and use them to ward off predators
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Garbage Hulk: Avenger (ゴミの巨人復讐者, "Gomi no Kyojin Fukushū-sha") is a 1986 Japanese side-scroller arcade game, where the player is Sato, a mopey and put-upon Tokyo garbage man. He has to fling garbage the player collects at demons from Japanese folklore, before they profane a sacred spring, which will destroy the world.
An NES port was released in North America in 1989 under the title Junkrunner. In this version, the protagonist and game sprite were changed to Ace Buster, a muscular nuclear technician pursuing the evil Dr. Zyence, who had kidnapped Ace's girlfriend Jennifer and is defending himself with an army of radioactive mutants. The gameplay was virtually unchanged, but stillframe cutscenes were added, detailing the new story.
A port for various microcomputers was released in Europe in 1990. Here it was called Lugrayza, and all enemy demon sprites were replaced with robots with green blood. Also, instead of trash, the player now throws nutritious vegetables. Only the French version had cutscenes, and these are poorly-translated from the North American version, with the protagonist's name inexplicably changed to Jon Bon Hovi. The name "Lugrayza" is never explained.
This version was also adapted for sale in Turkey the same year, under the name "Haksızlıklarla Mücadele Eden Amcam" (My Uncle Who Battles Grave Injustice). This was as an artificial tie-in to a popular Turkish movie from 1978 of the same name, in which a homeless, nameless goatherd uses martial arts to battle drug-selling gangs, following a vision from God. The film is notorious for using the unaltered score from the American film Smokey and the Bandit.
Another port, faithful to the Japanese arcade original, was released in Brazil in 2005 for the Bazorna, a native console by the toy company TOY!, based on officially-licensed PS1 hardware. This console, with the game as a preloaded pack-in title, was still selling more than 90,000 units a year in Brazil, as of 2017.
All versions of this game were banned for sale in Australia, due to "mystical trash-related violence," until 2011.
#localization is fun#this post took an hour#no one appreciates how hard i work on this nonsense#arcade#video game#what the hell do i even tag this#australia#brazil#turkiye
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what are wires except for veins of a creature unknown anyways
#what the hell do i even tag this#like .#erm.#fuck it whatever we freeball i don’t care if this gets 1 notes (from my beloved)
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The life of an Artist
When you take up the life of an Artist, you swear to yourself that you'll never be a Starving Artist, that you'll have your name in lights, a feast on the table.
They don't tell you you don't have a say in the matter, that hunger will claw at your stomach like wolves at the door, and that you'll press on and ignore the pain, because you're so close to that moment of perfection, that glory that you tasted once, that you'll give anything to taste again.
And you know you'll do anything for that taste, because nothing else can compare. The feast you promised youself is inedible. You've had the forbidden fruit, and you'd kill for more. It doesn't matter who.
Odds are it'll be yourself, so blinded by the lights you don't even notice where the weapon is pointed.
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“Icarus.”
it's all about freedom really
Credit goes to An Sifakah for the poem. Enjoy!
Support me on Ko-fi maybe?
#lake's art#happy birthday sabo!#this time actually on time wow#revolutionary sabo#one piece sabo#asl brothers#asl trio#monkey d. luffy#portgas d ace#watch me tag ace even though he barely shows up#one piece comic#one piece#one piece fanart#oh i'll confess. i traced that ship from a screencap#there's no force on earth that can make me draw a whole ass ship sorry#as always I am stupidly proud of exactly 1 (one) page and this time it's the third#but i also just love that part of the poem so i was already biased towards it before i drew it lmao#i had a whole ass explanation for the reasoning behind this comic that i wrote at like. 3 am. but fuck knows what i did with it#i contemplated colors and immediately gave up. hell nah i'm not doing that again
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finally finished This Wip from Ever ago and so now i ask you ever look into another dudes eyes and suddenly want to do whatever he wants
#xmen#xmen comics#cherik#professor x#magneto#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#erik magnus lehnsherr#the kids are here too but i aint taggin them vaeLKEVJKLJ#snap sketches#posting this now and not obsessing over the details i need to SLEEP#please click/tap and zoom to read anything im sorry theres so much dialogue#i thought i was gonna finish this sooner but i went grocery shopping with my bro today and that took longer than expected !!!!#ALSO CHAT. if youre up to date on My Lore via my tags ... my prof's lettin me submit my assignment ... life's so good...#speaking of life being good i was giggling like stupid while drawing this . i named it 'this is stupid' and i stand by that#this is so unserious im gonna make myself throw up ITS SO CORNY i make myself sick with what i draw <- will continue to do this#only god knows if this is even how that power of his works i just saw an opportunity and ran with it#the trick here is he doesnt even have to use any 'power' he can just do that to charles by default#however im making them be obnoxious about it. i am making them obnoxious over dramatic grandpas because i can#my only crime is loving the utter cheese and corniness of the 60s comics like God. anyways bye !!!!!!!#maybe one day ill finish that other comic i sketched for this weekend but i fear i wont have time to so next weekend me thinks ....#for now i hope you all enjoy this. goofy as hell nonsense jLAKJVEKLVJ
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It’s been a long dry spell for WinterHawk!
#bucky barnes#winterhawk#clint barton#marvel rivals#please read the tags#you guys liked the “wrong colored white suit” i made Clint wear so here's more#the poll wanted more winterhawk thirst traps so um here to deliver#guys i hope you are feeling like a fish in the desert in hell#hawkeye#the winter soldier#I just idk.... I tried to make Bucky look super frustrated from the phone call to the sparing where he delayed to let Clint go.#Like he wasn't paying attention to what Clint was saying at the moment because he was lost in his mind.#But this time it was about Clint's body and not his angsty reasons that made him unable to sleep at first.#And I wanted Clint to be chill at first with his buggy shirt and coffee. And I wanted the moment of realization....#about how hot clint is under the buggy clothes. And I wanted to do also the white suit that I mistakenly did the previous time.#Also they were both awake. Clint was drinking coffee when Bucky called#And I just wanted to show that conection before I showed you the sparing pictures. Because they have that conection.#Bucky isn't feeling good and his head is a mess. So he called Clint.#Bucky would be even more frustrated when he'll notice what Clint is saying#and would imitately let him go when Clint said “enough sparing for today”. Bucky probably wouldn't know what to do after.#thats what was on my mind when i made this#clintbucky#marvel#fanart
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HI I never post anymore because. tired. but here's some recent Riddlers. I wanted to make a design for him based on a mosquito...and maybe retro cartoons?
#or something???? and then there's some regular scriddler for good measure.#& i shouldnt call attention to it but what the hell is that tie doing. not even i know and i want U to know i dont endorse it#riddler#batman#edward nygma#edward nigma#fan art#scriddler#have i never used that tag before lol. well there it is. a little
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Robot sex 2025 wasn't off to a great start but WE ARE SO BACK!!!!!


WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK!!!!!
(Go watch The Electric State. It wasn't the best, but go watch it for the occasional suggestive remark about robots.)
[some, not all, but some of the robots are soooooo attractive it's insane]
#the electric state#one of the main characters admitting to being 'more than friends' with a robot. Hell yeah man.#I will also say that SOME of the robots are UGLY. So be warned.#Ummmm i will also say that the robot in the above images was strong. Um just so you know. Um they were very very strong um. If you care.#What else do i even tag this as?? Does anyone else get the robot sex 2025 joke??#Referencing that one image that says “in 2025 people will be having more sex with robots than with real men”.#Fuck man i wish. Sigh#robot fucker#techum
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First off this absolutely cursed AU was inspired by Lemonomelette and a post they made -X Secondly I imagine it all being about bots and cons trying to one up each others factions and not actually helping in any serious way because their too busy with their own faction bs.
Think of two rival car dealerships across the street one upping each other to get business and instead of business with cars its interstellar robot fairys trying to woo sm children to let them grant their inconsequential wishes (which may or may not be worth it) instead of the other guy next door.
#this whole thing is so stupid and im so sorry but holymoly i got a brain worm and it just went feed me with this bs#also that first image is more of riffing off of lemons's original post than anything to do with this au in general#cus mega and op would be their faction leads-#i just liked the original idea of starscream being a shit angel or fairy in this case on his shoulder#maccadam#transformers#lemonomelette#lemon i really hope u dont mind me drawing some cursed as ff art from this hell#i hate even typing the tags for this hot cringe#mtmte#fuk butch whats his face tho#megatron#starscream#soundwave#oh i did draw humanformers that actually go with this bs but i havent decided if i wanted to post it yet#ratchet#ultra magnus#deadlock#wheeljack#jazz#transformer crossover#fairly oddrobots#artz#pie artz
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actually sorry dav reads like a game that was written by people who think da2 is about found family. in every other game my ending feels earned and my choices are my own and then veilguard asks the bold question what if we could bring the hr mandatory team bonding experience into a video game?
#laaarge swing at the hornet's nest#BUT. bafflingly immersion breaking script. 'im not sure i can focus... UNTIL YOU COMPLETE MY SIDEQUESTS!'#when i choose to drop or do a sidequest i should be allowed to do that all by myself. what the hell#dav critical#veilguard critical#never in my life have i ever wanted a found family dynamic frm da perhaps thats whats causing issues with dav for me post game#i know that people at times complain about the 'and then they all split up from each other' endings that the various da games have#i quite enjoy it actually. just kind of. like ofc some of you bitches are staying tgt but its like#that impermanence. fate drags you away from each other. this was never built to last!!!!! i like that in a dynamic!!!!!!!#so its like furthermore baffling that in vg they seem to try and make it a found family thing and its described as such by devs but#theyre not even like . codependent enough to stay together. LIKE WHAT VEIL R THEY GUARDING#sorry for being a negative nancy. it is tagged accordingly. i have to go back to working
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