#what the hell do I even tag this

[scrollonso]

my "hear me outs" but its actually just various motogp and f1 liveries

ok so starting off with the brawn bpg 001

she's just so sleek and idk i feel like she'd be tall and slim and soooo fine as a person does that make sense? (no.)

now vale's mugello 2001 livery

its giving very much hippie lesbian that's the best kisser you've ever met but is way too nonchalant so u fall in love and she's like "oh, baby, i didn't mean it like that"

next, the arrows a8

its kinda giving that one milf that does pilates and hates her husband so she has an affair with her cute neighbour aka me

basically any kawasaki livery

i'm not sure if its bc i love green or what but i cant even explain the want i have for this bike

now the honda ra107

i'm getting very like nonbinary upperclassman that plays with your feelings and like gets you all hooked onto them and in love and then says "but we're just friends, ofc" and i have low standards so i'd love that

ok now i'm never beating the vehicle-fucker allegations

[mspaint-flower]

this isn't vflower but i said i like nurse robot type t

[reapingthensowing]

fully clothed with a strap fucking her with gasoline as lube and then lighting a match

[sickfires]

You should draw a dammek/tyzias fanchild

i dropped everything i was doing to draw this as soon as i saw this ask. anon im kissing you on the mouth.

this is fallow. they have paranoia issues.

[laurrelise]

real shirt a man in front of me and my friends at a concert was wearing

[hauntingblue]

I need to say this I need to get this out of my chest because I have been listening to Renaissance and got don't hurt yourself on shuffle and why the fuck is beyonce still with jayz. Or why is she with him at all. Not to be oh he's old and ugly but he CHEATED and she made LEMONADE shitting all over him and then was like oof... back to my hubby. HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN. BEYONCE RIP HIS DICK OUT!!!!

[quodekash]

this appeals to a very specific audience and im pretty sure that audience's entire population is me but I might as well share it here

(the image has nothing to do with the song, i just thought it was funny)

[extrogem]

drinking black coffee and eating sardines and smoking marlboros in the same way that a toad will eat poisonous prey to absorb the toxins itself and use them to ward off predators

[facts-i-just-made-up]

[gaykarstaagforever]

Garbage Hulk: Avenger (ゴミの巨人復讐者, "Gomi no Kyojin Fukushū-sha") is a 1986 Japanese side-scroller arcade game, where the player is Sato, a mopey and put-upon Tokyo garbage man. He has to fling garbage the player collects at demons from Japanese folklore, before they profane a sacred spring, which will destroy the world.

An NES port was released in North America in 1989 under the title Junkrunner. In this version, the protagonist and game sprite were changed to Ace Buster, a muscular nuclear technician pursuing the evil Dr. Zyence, who had kidnapped Ace's girlfriend Jennifer and is defending himself with an army of radioactive mutants. The gameplay was virtually unchanged, but stillframe cutscenes were added, detailing the new story.

A port for various microcomputers was released in Europe in 1990. Here it was called Lugrayza, and all enemy demon sprites were replaced with robots with green blood. Also, instead of trash, the player now throws nutritious vegetables. Only the French version had cutscenes, and these are poorly-translated from the North American version, with the protagonist's name inexplicably changed to Jon Bon Hovi. The name "Lugrayza" is never explained.

This version was also adapted for sale in Turkey the same year, under the name "Haksızlıklarla Mücadele Eden Amcam" (My Uncle Who Battles Grave Injustice). This was as an artificial tie-in to a popular Turkish movie from 1978 of the same name, in which a homeless, nameless goatherd uses martial arts to battle drug-selling gangs, following a vision from God. The film is notorious for using the unaltered score from the American film Smokey and the Bandit.

Another port, faithful to the Japanese arcade original, was released in Brazil in 2005 for the Bazorna, a native console by the toy company TOY!, based on officially-licensed PS1 hardware. This console, with the game as a preloaded pack-in title, was still selling more than 90,000 units a year in Brazil, as of 2017.

All versions of this game were banned for sale in Australia, due to "mystical trash-related violence," until 2011.

[ineffableigh]

Bless 'New XKit' for having a post blocker feature because I'm REALLY TIRED of having that weird fucking post of Christopher Eccleston/the 9th Doctor and a bunch of 2000s pixel GIFs with fire text telling me to unalive myself pop up all the time, no tags or nothing.

Shit's fucking triggering, y'all, fucking THINK for a SECOND

[wackydiscolizard]

what are wires except for veins of a creature unknown anyways

[swiftpaw12]

The life of an Artist

When you take up the life of an Artist, you swear to yourself that you'll never be a Starving Artist, that you'll have your name in lights, a feast on the table.

They don't tell you you don't have a say in the matter, that hunger will claw at your stomach like wolves at the door, and that you'll press on and ignore the pain, because you're so close to that moment of perfection, that glory that you tasted once, that you'll give anything to taste again.

And you know you'll do anything for that taste, because nothing else can compare. The feast you promised youself is inedible. You've had the forbidden fruit, and you'd kill for more. It doesn't matter who.

Odds are it'll be yourself, so blinded by the lights you don't even notice where the weapon is pointed.

[itsthislake]

“Icarus.”

it's all about freedom really

Credit goes to An Sifakah for the poem. Enjoy!

Support me on Ko-fi maybe?

[ancient-reverie]

a moment of silence for all us disabled ones who had to watch each of their friends move on with their lives without you and get jobs, go to school, have partners come and go, get engaged and move house etc.

shout out to my fellow struggling people who are still sitting in the same bedroom they grew up in. the ones who can't get a job, can't make new friends, can't find a partner or partners, can't move house and can't go to school.

I hope one day we can all find someone to at least sit with us in our rooms. I see you and I understand... and I'm sorry we can't be that person for each other

[xxplastic-cubexx]

[right to left]

finally finished This Wip from Ever ago and so now i ask you ever look into another dudes eyes and suddenly want to do whatever he wants