#what the hell am I doing

[stupidityplanet]

this was SUPPOSED to be ii 17 angst,,, until i gave up and made this instead

haha im so funny right guys

[zenozero106]

MEGATRON CAUGHT KISSING OPTIMUS?!!?? (NOT CLICK BAIT!!!🤬💥)

Edit- I'm also looking for mutual! Feel free to say hi to me!

[fr4nc1sss]

Drawing these made me feel incredibly schizophrenic

[ilumistar]

wanted to hop on this one tiktok trend, but then i realized i don' have tiktok...

so any remaining smallarry fans, this is 4 u :D

(repost :,] )

[nienaki]

i am hoping this is allowed ;-; huge massive thanks and kisses to my girlfriend @valenwong4ever for providinf me with references otherwise i wouldve never made this (if u know me on discord snd is my friend, no u dont, keep scrollinf) + doodles

[edgy-dragon-trash]

Behold the awfull poll in my drafts. I can’t recall why this was there

[plum-pudding-everywhere]

twirling around my room again / spraying blood like the food court fountain!

[wolfy215yt]

I wanna start being a little active here-

Anyway- have these guys

Imma try to draw sexy man soon 🥱

[weallhaveadestiny]

OK SO

I started to think, that's never a good thing, but I can't get Butcher out of my fucking head and I read a shit ton of ff about him, and after many many years, it seemed I found inspiration again to dabble in fanfic on my own lol.

So behold, what my mind created, feedback is very much welcome for real HELP ME BE BETTER

I don't know if I'll do a follow up, who knows?

I didn't want to go to this party. For fuck sakes, why am I here?

I'm here because of one person, Frenchie. We met at a flee market, I was hussling with a seller in French and this dude fucking appeared out of nowhere. Apparently he doesn't have any friends who speak our language. So ye, I guess he needed that. He is a weird guy, but we hang out sometimes. He calls me mostly late at night when he can't sleep and talks rubbish about his "missions" like he is some type of agent I don't fucking know he seems high 24/7.

Anyway he was bugging me so much about this party, it's not even his, but he wanted me to come. Because "mon amie amuse toi un peu" aka I don't get out enough for a woman in her 20s and it's a crime. So here I am, left alone by mister Frenchie with a glass in my hand, thinking if I escape now he wouldn't notice. Sounds cliche I know but I genieunly don't feel good surrounded by people I don't know. Call it social anxiety, I call it "I don't like people syndrom".

OK lemme find an exit, where is the door in this fucking mansion?

I was looking everywhere until I saw this guy. Brunette, arms crossed, looking at me super intensely across the room. What the fuck is this guy's deal? Jesus I don't have time to deal with men. So now I'm just crossing this room, having to pass in front of him to get the hell out of this place.

"OI leaving already?" The fuck ? I kept walking

"Frenchies girlfriend, I'm talking to you."

I looked at him, not saying anything. I should just keep walking.

"I guess Frenchie likes them quiet ain't he?" this time I fully turned to him, fuming.

"What did you just say to me?"

The dude was actually smirking, who does that?

"she talks!" Frenchie got to us. Fuck...

"Ava mon amie, monsieur le Charcutier. You already met?"

" Pas du tout. Frenchie j'allais justement partir, excuse moi mais vraiment It's not my crowd."

"Come on Ava you can't leave already"

"You know how I am around people I don't know, and you know so many people here, one less is nothing."

"Come one now love, live a little" says monsieur Charcutier? , still smirking, his body tilting in my direction. I was so done with him already.

"Charcutier dude..."

"Actually it's Butcher but you can call me Billy." he winked, he fucking winked.

"I'm not talking to you." I turned towards Frenchie

"Frenchie, I'll call you in the morning to check on you" I got closer to him to do our usual 2 kisses.

"Don't be a cunt and stay. Afraid you might enjoy yourself?" Butcher just doesn't ever shut up. I turned to him and pointed my finger in his direction. I could actually hear Frenchie chuckling.

"Listen here, butcher boy, I don't owe you shit, you don't know me, so don't act like you do"

"Frenchie tell your friend to get that stick off her fuckin' ass and have a drink with us." he said, never breaking eye contact with me

"Ava mon cœur... Come on, just an hour... For me?" He gave me those puppy eyes. Who was I kidding?

"You have one hour, ONE HOUR and I get out of here okay?"

"je t'aime" Frenchie said, hugging me like a mad man

"yeah yeah je t'aime aussi" pushing him off me

"And where's my hug?" Says Butcher

"Go fuck yourself."

[ahs4vrslut]

SOBBING.

[willywonker3000]

mrrp?

[bj-the-boardmaker]

Radius and Radish Tadius Moodboard

Inspo: this post

[eatseggshells]

GF Optimus prime

Heres my masterpiece (mistake)

I don't like megatron's design but it works ig.

[justgarb]

Walmart has Beauty and the Beast - Stained Glass themed fat quarters.

Gods help me, why would you put this in front of me when I'm trying to be responsible with money at rent time

[tonnbonn]

Will be drawing more of the sillies having fun

(For now tho its just a bunch of wips)

[sp4ceypie]

oops. remade it and now its a sona.

↓ ↑ they're still losers

because they're me. anyway zoop