#what the golf?

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WHAT THE CAR? Review

Take a joyride (emphasis on joy) through the utterly ridiculous and undeniably delightful world of WHAT THE CAR?. This isn’t your standard racing game, kids. Forget meticulously tuned engines, pristine tracks, and the pursuit of perfect lap times. WHAT THE CAR? throws physics out the window, replaces it with a healthy dose of slapstick, and lets you loose in a gloriously chaotic sandbox of…

[roshangalaxy]

🔴NOW LIVE WITH MORE WHAT THE GOLF? !!

[nenoname]

Cute wholesome fics where Stan teaches Soos or Wendy how to drive were always so funny to me because...

And while he insists that everyone in town has ran over McGucket before, we also know he ran over Toby too and absolutely did not give a shit (understandable in that case)

But then again...

Also bless Mr Honeypants

And another detail I love is that his car is casually filled with parking tickets

How many tickets are in Ford's name...

[whiskyarts]

so, ruin?

[pianokantzart]

Some quick drawings to keep myself in practice. Never drew Wario or Waluigi before so I figured I might as well give them a shot. Also, I headcanon that Luigi has the ability to absolutely obliterate someone with words if he gets irritated enough, especially in the heat of competition.

[reunitedinterlude]

slit bump

bonus from wdapteo 5:

[clarissasbakery]

Oh my god plz draw golf ball and test tube ship art or not I LOVE THEM AAAGHH

it’s crazy cus they’re both my number 1 favs in their respective shows… it feels like a self ship

[puckinghischier]

can we just talk about following quinn around while he’s golfing for a min? all of this content of him playing golf is getting to me soooo bad

like, he’d always ask you to tag along with him and drive the cart for him, just wanting to spend time with you. it’s definitely not because he loves to see you wear your little golf skirt and canucks visor.

you would say no most of the time, not wanting to go ride around in the hot sun all day when you could stay in your air conditioned apartment and watch reality shows. when the weather turns, though, you’ll grace him with your presence every once in awhile.

you especially like to go when he’s playing with his teammates. you loved being his cheerleader and subtly sabotaging his teammates. like the time they asked you to hold the flag while they putted, and you “accidentally” hit quinn’s ball in the hole with the pole.

or the time brock tagged along and you blew the horn on the golf cart just as he was putting for a birdie, causing his ball to sail right past the hole, rolling right off of the green entirely. when he looked over at you, face red and angry, you claimed innocence. “what? i was thirsty and needed to get the cart girl’s attention. how was i supposed to know that was an important putt?”

you always had the most fun when all three hughes brothers were golfing together. you would drive quinn around in a cart while jack and luke had their own. and, occasionally, ellen and jim would join too. ellen and yourself would sit and chit chat while the boys and jim were on the green, teasing each other and not playing by official golf rules in the slightest.

ellen would always pack a cooler with snacks and a light lunch for everyone to have while on the course. the whole group would find a shady spot right off of the course and eat, giving the guys an opportunity to make wagers and bets on who would win and what the others would have to endure if they lost.

usually the punishments were lighthearted and harmless, but every once in awhile one arises that causes some trouble. like the time jack had to jump into one of the small ponds on a course when you were all on vacation together in hawaii, resulting in a lifetime ban for every single one of you when he got caught.

you enjoyed when it was just you and quinn, too. the days that a cool breeze was constantly flowing and you would bring along a book. quinn would let you choose the music that flows through the clip on speaker attached to the cart, knowing you always have a new playlist you’re wanting to show him. he’d buy you a cocktail to sip on throughout the day, knowing how much you loved a fruity drink.

quinn’s favorite part of you tagging along was knowing you were there because he asked you to be. even though you hated golf and claimed it was the most boring sport ever created, you went simply because he wanted you to be there and you knew it was something he enjoyed. he loved being able to look over and hear your little cheers for him every time he putts the ball into the hole. or the way you always say “sounded like a hole in one to me” after the initial stroke at every new hole.

he loved that every time the cart girl drove by, you always made sure he had a fresh beer if he wanted one. he also loved how you’d trade out the beer for water around hole 12, making sure he’s not getting too crazy since he’s the driver in the relationship (other than at the course, of course).

quinn would offer to teach you to play nearly every time you went with him, but after trying to hit a ball or two you always gave up, telling him it’s much more fun to watch him play than having to focus on anything other than how good his ass looks in his pants when he’s putting, considering that’s the real reason you agree to go with him. but what quinn doesn’t know won’t hurt him.

[biblically-accurate-dca]

first meetings (bonus panel under the cut!!)

i didnt wanna add it to the main post bc it's a different size and it would mess up the format lmaooo

i think about these two a lot i think they could be really fun together in several ways. monty golf is right next to the daycare after all!!

[chrissy-kaos]

Went from lunch with the love at my fav local place to playing 18 with the boi's.. My handicap is 25. I suck so bad 🤣😂 But I won't turn down free beer!

[glittergoldie]

obey me stoners who’s in your dream blunt rotation who’s in your nightmare blunt rotation I’ll go first

dream: mammon (says really stupid stuff that makes you laugh really hard, can keep up with insane and convoluted bits), beel (experienced stoner, keeps a cool head when everyone else is fried out of their minds, always has munchies), belphie (really good at finding the most comfortable spot to smoke, passes out early so you don’t feel bad about getting sleepy), asmo (will fill the silence with chatter when you’re too high to think anymore, looks really pretty with hooded eyelids <3)

nightmare: levi (the filter is always wet when he passes it back to you :/), solomon (he’s your dealer but the kind that it feels really weird to smoke with yet he insists on smoking with you every time you buy from him), lucifer (NEEDS to fucking relax, gets paranoid instead), barbatos (seems completely unaffected by the blunt and makes you feel stupid)

[morganbritton132]

Eddie is live-streaming in his studio one night and Steve is sitting on the other end of the couch grading papers. Eddie stops what he’s saying mid-story to look at Steve.

Steve is busy and doesn’t notice him looking or the smile that passes over Eddie’s face that says he’s about to be annoying on purpose.

Eddie, choosing chaos: Hey, babe. Remember when I introduced you to Stevie Nicks and you threw up?

Steve, choosing violence: Remember that summer I coached softball and you were the ‘celebrity’ pitcher at our charity game?

Eddie, smile dropping immediately: Shut up, you agreed to never mention that again.

Steve: Did I? I don’t remember that. Wouldn’t it be a shame if one of your internet friends found that and showed everybody?

Eddie, narrowing his eyes: Well, no one got it on video so…

*less than an hour later*

Will posts a video filmed ten years ago of Eddie on the pitcher’s mound at the local baseball fields. He throws the ball. It goes straight into the ground three feet in front of him. Eddie just stares at it.

Meanwhile, in the background, you see the pixelated blob of Steve laughing so hard that he nearly falls over.

[roshangalaxy]

✨WEEKLY SCHEDULE HAS ARRIVED!!✨

Most Saturday's will now have a dedicated day where I play new and old indie games. We'll be continuing our ventures with What the Golf?. Besides that, lots of fun at store! See you all then! 💖

[alexturntable]

Charles playing golf in Scotland - September 2024

[godesslexie]

Reblog if you wanna see more of the melons 💦💦💦

[sacchiri]

Nahh bro just doxxed integra hellsing💀💀