#what the fuck skeleton

[cokou]

Sometimes i question myself if im insane or mentally insane in the head because there's no way i actually find a fucking skeleton hot??

[crabussy]

I need to talk about how orcas and giraffes are in the same order in regards to taxonomy. because WHAT. HOW. and also HUH???????

for reference. as humans our order is primates. e.g. chimpanzees. makes sense right? forward facing eyes. omnivores. hair covering our bodies. fingers for grasping. large brains. it MAKES SENSE.

and then you have the order of artiodactyla. this order includes deer, giraffes, bison, sheep, goats, cattle, etc. again, makes sense right? cloven hooves. primarily herbivorous. have horns or antlers. HAVE FOUR LEGS. but SOMEHOW. orcas (alongside whales, dolphins, etc) are ALSO PART OF THIS GROUP?!?!????? the carnivorous entirely aquatic smooth as hell extremely intelligent school bus sized legless marine predator?????????

????????????????? WHAT THE FUCK. I'm extremely upset. I love zoology. sorry one extra fun fact before you go. cows are more closely related to whales than they are to horses.

[venduri]

SAVE ME from the monster that is eating me i'm paralyyyzed blasphemy heresy

[lady-raziel]

that star wars skeleton crew show is once again confirming my long-held belief that the only way to make a good piece of star wars media is to make it have as little to do with star wars as possible

[shailion]

Do you think aliens would get freaked out when we crack our joints?

*human stands up after too long spent hunched over the computer, all joints cracking*

*alien coworker whose only experience with human anatomy comes from movies where crack = broken bone*

[heartorbit]

i just wanted to draw the ave mujica outfits .

[possamble]

for your consideration

BDHSJSJDJD THE SHAKY THUMBS UP IM,

[sorcerly]

[a screenshot of dialogue captions from Dragon Age: The Veilguard || Emmrich: Again, I’m so sorry Manfred keeps wandering in while you’re asleep, Lucanis.]

So Lucanis DEFINITELY woke up and stabbed Manfred on instinct right?

Went straight for the throat and accidentally knocked Manfred’s skull off with one of the daggers he keeps under his pillows?

Depending on how well Freds skeleton holds together Lucanis either has to guide a panicked body to Emmrichs room while gently cradling the skull OR has to sweep all the bones into his top sheet and pack it across the Lighthouse campus like some kind of Nevarran Santa Claus

[littler3d]

God I am so thankful this show gave these kids common sense. “No you work for us” yes bitch get his ass he needs you more than you need him

[cyanide-sippy-cup]

Been avoiding the show because FUCK Amazon but. I said I'd post it so I'm postin it.

[velvetcake96]

Clancy X Torchbearer: The sweetest, fluffiest, cutest, and healthiest relationship to ever exist. Nose/Cheek kisses all the time, holding hands, always “fighting” because they think the other is prettier, finding the biggest flower for the other and just cherishing the time they have together because they don’t know when Clancy will disappear again. Cute, fluffy, very protective on Torch’s end and very loving on Clancy’s side.

SpookyFace: “Dude, not to be gay or anything because I fucking hate you but I would cannibalize you.” “Dude…Same.”

[mister-nibbs]

cj designs I did a while ago cause I don't have the motivation to draw them digitally currently

hi I lied when I said I was taking a break hahaha cough anyways I can post without shame on here so. boom here's something

arty! (tmph) he's missing the funky bandana on his arm in this sketch but yea

preppy as hell. next up

tsot ! don't have a nickname for this guy I'll just go with what the fandom chose aka theseus

lastly I have sydney/syd (cid ! haha get it cause. cid >> sid >> syd/sydney (like the australia gasppp)) who I don't have a full body of the final design like I do the others but I do have this little doodle

oh also he's a skeleton did I tell you?

yeeeeeaaaaaa mossy skeleton guy THIS IS WHAT HE GETS FOR 5 MEGALOVANIA COVERS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ALBUM /lh I'm counting them as a part of him even though it's actually in scrapyard FUCK YOU /j

honest to god I lied earlier there is no final design I'm still figuring it out. but his personality is more like the second image seen here that's. that's more like him I think. still probably'll keep the space jacket I think it's cool as balls

anyways byeeeee go listen to the new song

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

THE TINGLER (1959) - dir. William Castle

[kissingagrumpygiant]

I'm of the belief solas wouldn't fuck with emmrich actually

[hylianane]

Out of the (unfortunately) many One Piece scenarios bouncing around in my head one of my favorites is Zoro getting hit with the memory loss beam, and only remembering up until like. immediately after Morgan’s defeat. He’s agreed to join up Luffy and is already feeling his heart swell with loyalty, but is still under the impression that he’s going to join up to a much larger crew, with several other members.

So he just blinks awake and at first there’s none of the confusion and yelling that comes with the memory loss trope, he’s okay, he’s banged up cause of Morgan, he’s on a boat because he just became a pirate, and oh hey Luffy’s right there. This must be his new crew.

Hey, um, is that skeleton playing the violin.

[heartorbit]

just how can i protect your smile?