do not!! and i mean DO NOT!!! dip a wet mango gummy into citric acid bc it´s "too sweet"
the first seconds will be glorious, sweet and sour and everything else a good gummy should be!! but then? pain, suffering, the acid will burn your tounge and the leftover spicyness on the gummy will get to your throat and make you cough, allowing citric acid straight into your airway. a demise of your own doing
you willl not be innovating, your death will not be glorious nor will you be remembered as brave. you will have gone down a true fool´s path, only met by pain in the end
*cough*
okk ty for listening <3<3<3<3
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god doesn’t make anyone perfect so he gave paige a bad sense of style😕
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Grrr why are people so mean!
I'm just enjoying my little sister's bday party and this guy called us monkeys and niggers 😡 grrr I wanted to go over to his house and slash his tires ughhhh🤬🤬🤬
WHAT THE FRICKKKK 😨😨😨
I highly encouraged slashing his tires! 😊 throw big rocks at his windows while you're at it
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I AM
SO FRICKING
HAPPY(๑>◡<๑)
my partner reassured me that its okay to like tickling and that if i ask, then i can get them
only thing is im gonna get teasedddd\(//∇//)\
I GOT TO GET WRECKED BASICALLY AND I SOUND NOTHING WHAT I THOUGHT ID SOUND LIKE
I SOUND SO BUBBLY AND CHILDLIKE WHAT THE FRICKKKK
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Welp umm this thing is here with me and it like headpats (helP) @demon-and-genshin-men-slvt yeah um..uhhh..
AUGHHH UMM I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY IM SCARED I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD HAVE @demon-and-genshin-men-slvt AS A. PET FRICKKKK
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I want to die tbh
But turns out its not so easy on pregabalin what the frickkkk 😒😒👎
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Gilmore Girls is giving me motivation to study what the frickkkk
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Uh
Why isn’t tumblr letting me answer Jas anons asks
I tried to post them a few hours ago and when I just now saw they didn’t update I tried again??
It’s not showing that they posted for me????
Huh?????????
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Bit of a mess in all ways really but yeah made a silly lil plant snek cake my fingers are now green oops
It’s in no way straight but hey neither am I
@ofmanandmice it says you don’t exist which is confusing but you requested a photo so am attempting to tag ?
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[[ it makes life easy when you realize chrom will tomodachi anything and anyone. spirits? sure. animals? cool. BIG ASS DRAGON? why not. so dont be afraid to be his friend too~ unless you are a squirrel. i made that one useless headcanon and i will stick to it. we will not attack, but we will retaliate if being attacked, squirrels. we warn you.
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